Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? http://brahsome.com Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:50:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Freddie Fixx: 9/5/08 http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/freddie-fixx-9508/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/freddie-fixx-9508/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:50:26 +0000 Stamos http://brahsome.com/?p=2110 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Freddie Fixx: 9/5/08", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/freddie-fixx-9508/" });]]> As Hurrucuhn Hanna bears down on the east coast with Ike right behind, we’re buckling down for a wet weekend here in the Capitol City.  Doesn’t mean we won’t black manana before the first NCSU home game of the year.  Granted, our first score in 9+ quarters might come against a 1-AA school, but a score’s a score.  And hopefully this week will give our starting QB, RB, WR, TE, FS, and DE a chance to get a little healthier.  Honestly, we’re the most injury plagued team in the country- we only had 65 scholarship players last week in Columbia, and 22 kids who played were either freshmen or former walk-ons.  So that’s where we’re at.  Regardless, we digress.  Take the jump for some live music.

Whether you like gays or not, you have to respect Queen frontman Freddie Mercury.  He had the greastest overbite in the history of rock and roll, and rocked a stache better than anyone not named Oates.  His death from AIDS in the early 90s helped bring greater awareness to a disease that threatened to take over the globe.  Today, he would have been 62.  And while he never liked fat-bottomed girls, we still do.

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/freddie-fixx-9508/feed/ Why Take $700K to Show Your Tahs When You Can Show Them For Free? http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/why-take-700k-to-show-your-tahs-when-you-can-show-them-for-free/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/why-take-700k-to-show-your-tahs-when-you-can-show-them-for-free/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:58:34 +0000 Brinson http://brahsome.com/?p=2102 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Why Take $700K to Show Your Tahs When You Can Show Them For Free?", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/why-take-700k-to-show-your-tahs-when-you-can-show-them-for-free/" });]]> Lindsay Lohan, businesswoman extraordinairre, has turned down an offer of $700 large to pose topless in Playboy Magazine’s 55th anniversary special.  And this is probably a good move for her, since we have no idea what her boobies or vahgeen look like.  And with a career that’s so clearly in good shape, she wouldn’t have any use for that money.  Hopefully, this will go along way in preserving her image as a wholesome, family friendly actress as she continues to make magic on the big screen and never make headlines for doing coke, giving blowjobs, being a part-time lesbian, or having a great father.

Pictures not showing her breats or vagina after the jump.  Possbly not safe for work, unless you work for Larry Flynt or Hugh Hefner.  And if you do, hook some brothas up!

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/05/why-take-700k-to-show-your-tahs-when-you-can-show-them-for-free/feed/ Gambling You Say? Go On … http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/gambling-you-say-go-on/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/gambling-you-say-go-on/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:05:45 +0000 Brinson http://brahsome.com/?p=2100 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Gambling You Say? Go On …", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/gambling-you-say-go-on/" });]]> Yes, I did say gambling. That’s because, as of 10:00 am today, I have an NFL Picks column up at FanHouse. I know, I know. They’re really letting me spread my wings. It’s what you would expect, in that it may or may not be funny, may or may not be accurate and is generally dismissive with any standard logical thought process.

It’s called Road Chalk and Alaskan Pipelines and I would be oh-so-grateful if you’d go read.

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/gambling-you-say-go-on/feed/ DOH! http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/doh-2/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/doh-2/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:49:48 +0000 C. Brahkowski http://brahsome.com/?p=2099 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "DOH!", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/doh-2/" });]]> Mario Chalmers

Former Kansas Jayhawks and current NBA rookies, Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur were sent home from the NBA’s rookie transition program for smokin’ some of that pot grass and partying with some ladies in their hotel room. Visitors are not allowed at the program. Pot grass isn’t really allowed anywhere.

Both players will have to repeat the program next year, much like Brinson did in 3rd, 4th, 5th, 8th and 9th grades.

They were each fined $20,000 and will begin their rookie seasons suspended. So far so good, fellas!

Chalmers is the cat who reached deity status in Lawrence, Kansas last spring by draining that epic, game tying three pointer against Memphis during March Madness. I hate both of those teams.

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/doh-2/feed/ Two Reasons to Vote McCain-Palin http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/two-reasons-to-vote-mccain-palin/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/two-reasons-to-vote-mccain-palin/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:18:06 +0000 The Piler http://brahsome.com/?p=2097 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Two Reasons to Vote McCain-Palin", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/two-reasons-to-vote-mccain-palin/" });]]>

We don’t normally dabble in much brahlitics around here, but hard not bring you these taters.

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The other day we posted a great video of some hussies in bikinis getting nice at a Texas Longhorns tailgate. Our faithful reader Chappy commented that, while the video was easy on the eyes, the music in it was crap, or as he put it, “classic box deserved classic rock.. fuck the euro trance.”

His complaint did not fall on deaf ears. Last night one of the fine people at Bikini Sports Bars hooked us up with this video, created almost precisely to Chappy’s specifications.

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/you-know-for-the-effort/feed/ Big Red Will Hit the Road In October http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/big-red-will-hit-the-road-in-october/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/big-red-will-hit-the-road-in-october/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:51:46 +0000 C. Brahkowski http://brahsome.com/?p=2094 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Big Red Will Hit the Road In October", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/big-red-will-hit-the-road-in-october/" });]]> TAB Classic: Northern ExposureTrey Antipasti and his side project now known as “Classic TAB,” will be hitting the road in October for an 8 show stretch. Shocking to absolutely no one is the fact that a majority of these shows will take place in the great North East.

Take the jump for the dates.

October 16
Capital Theater
Port Chester, NY

October 17
Chevrolet Theater
Wallingford, CT

October 18
Palace Theater
Albany, NY

October 19
Higher Ground
South Burlington, VT

October 21
Lupos
Providence, RI

October 23
Orpheum Theater
Boston, MA

October 24
Electric Factory
Philadelphia, PA

October 25
The National
Richmond, VA

Go here for more information.

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/big-red-will-hit-the-road-in-october/feed/ Loving Grandmother or Nazi? http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/loving-grandmother-or-nazi/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/loving-grandmother-or-nazi/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:36:07 +0000 Stamos http://brahsome.com/?p=2095 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Loving Grandmother or Nazi?", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/loving-grandmother-or-nazi/" });]]> We report.  You decide.

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/04/loving-grandmother-or-nazi/feed/ Separated At Birth? http://brahsome.com/2008/09/03/separated-at-birth/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/03/separated-at-birth/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:04:53 +0000 The Piler http://brahsome.com/?p=2092 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Separated At Birth?", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/03/separated-at-birth/" });]]>

I was forced to watch the Republican National Convention tonight and it occurred to me that John McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin, looks a lot like the good doctor Jennifer Melfi.  It was always nigh when Tony would fantasize about plowing her and we got a little flesh shot.  If I have to deal with a woman in power for the next 4 plus years, she might as well be easy on the eyes.  At least Billary didn’t win the dem ticket.  A couple of more thoughts from the RNC- Palin’s preggers 17 daughter has YUGE taters and Palin dropped this gem on us, in a McCain-Palin administration we are going to lay more pipeline…”  That’s pretty effing brahsome.

More Brahlitics, hot chicks and taters

Palin has nice taters.

Smoking hot Olympian javelin thrower.

McCain enters wife into a topless contest.

Taters for your country.

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]]> http://brahsome.com/2008/09/03/separated-at-birth/feed/ Not Even Really Worth Posting: Facebook Fantasy Football Review and Our Teams http://brahsome.com/2008/09/03/not-even-really-worth-posting-facebook-fantasy-football-review-and-our-teams/ http://brahsome.com/2008/09/03/not-even-really-worth-posting-facebook-fantasy-football-review-and-our-teams/#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:32:59 +0000 Brinson http://brahsome.com/?p=2090 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Not Even Really Worth Posting: Facebook Fantasy Football Review and Our Teams", url: "http://brahsome.com/2008/09/03/not-even-really-worth-posting-facebook-fantasy-football-review-and-our-teams/" });]]>
So, the Piler, subbing in for Stamos, and I, as my alter ego Mr. Mittens, were part of Yardbarker’s Top Blogger Draft — winner gets an autographed Marshawn Lynch jersey! — on Facebook last night. Good stuff all around and a surprisingly dope interface that Jeff Ma of ProTrade put together for Zuckersteinbag.

It’s a little irritating that you can’t see the chat on the same screenshot as the drafting process or that there’s no alert, but it didn’t crash the first time, which is more than I can say for Yahoo! and ESPN in recent years (Yahoo’s draft software this year dominates, btw, and in fairness).

Not that you care, because if you’re in a football league, it’s probably already drafted, but it’s decent software. I would do it again … if I liked stuff like fantasy football. Which … I don’t. Um, yes. Anyway.

The teams (bearing in mind that it’s a 14 teamer where you start 1QB, 1RB, 2WR, 1RB/WR, 1TE, 1K, 1DS/T) after the jump.

    Mister Mittens

Phil Rivers
Jake Delhomme
Joseph Addai
Kevin Smith
Rudi Johnson
Ray Rice
*holy shit I need more RB’s*
Marques Colston
Jerricho Cotchery
Steve Smith
Donte Stallworth
Javon Walker
Benjamin Watson
Phil Dawson
Arizona Defense

    Brahsome

Jay Cutler
Jon Kitna
Maurice Jones-Drew
Willie Parker
Julius Jones
Chris Brown
Deuce McAllister
Braylon Edwards
Santonio Holmes
Santana Moss
Jeremy Shockey
Neil Rackers
Seahawks

Mock, congratulate away. (Nice team, btw Piler.)

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