http://ornysego.blogspot.com/Firing off the top of my head.ennoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:06:45 PDTBlogger http://www.blogger.com681500All material copyrighten property or Icrushed Productions, Inc and Orny AdamsOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseComedyTV & FilmNews & PoliticsTechnology/GadgetsTechnology/Gadgetsnoreply@blogger.comOrny AdamsOrny AdamsyesOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseOrny Adams Brain NoiseBrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny rids his brain of all the incessant noise. Orny tackles topics from his personal life, other's personal lives, current events, (not so current events), politics, and just about anything that pops into his head.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/lEp9elnQrj0/my-new-fees-hurts-me-to-do-this.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Sat, 01 Oct 2011 18:35:57 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-36940293025607346802011-10-01T18:35:57.285-07:000yesLike every modern corporation and business I am forced to impose new fees to stay in business. Video posted for legal reasons. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsLike every modern corporation and business I am forced to impose new fees to stay in business. Video posted for legal reasons. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseLike every modern corporation and business I am forced to impose new fees to stay in business. Video posted for legal reasons. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2011/10/my-new-fees-hurts-me-to-do-this.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/AaVe8ReZ2zY/why-is-superbowl-so-close-to-valentines.htmlOrny Adams brainnoise Kay's Jewelers superbowl super bowl valentine's day valentime's missing link comedy central comediannoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Sat, 05 Feb 2011 11:50:20 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-53995170556868749992011-02-05T11:50:20.100-08:000It's not fair to men-- who are incapable of making SUCH A drastic emotional switch. Between the Superbowl and Valentine's Day women are asking us to MAN DOWN!!! Normaiily I would take months...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2011/02/why-is-superbowl-so-close-to-valentines.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/NzGrGA0zfww/somebody-sent-me-this-video-little.htmlOrny Adams parking meter fountain resourcefulnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Mon, 03 Jan 2011 09:41:25 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-78561046272184939182011-01-03T09:41:25.778-08:001yesResourceful. But not a first date kind of move to make. It's a little blurry but it's obviously me. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsResourceful. But not a first date kind of move to make. It's a little blurry but it's obviously me. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseResourceful. But not a first date kind of move to make. It's a little blurry but it's obviously me. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2011/01/somebody-sent-me-this-video-little.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/4mrDUooqFMo/interrogated.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Oct 2010 09:36:38 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-80795664537675856182010-10-20T09:36:38.844-07:000yesSometimes you have to be afraid of the ones who love you most. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsSometimes you have to be afraid of the ones who love you most. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseSometimes you have to be afraid of the ones who love you most. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2010/10/interrogated.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/PTFVQ1iffdE/constant-message-of-love-everlasting.htmlflappers brainnoise Orny Adams songs 20snoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:16:23 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-64826954012506743682010-06-21T18:16:23.770-07:001yesHave things really changed that much in the past 90 years? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsHave things really changed that much in the past 90 years? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseHave things really changed that much in the past 90 years? Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2010/06/constant-message-of-love-everlasting.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/hi41-0vSli0/guy-does-my-staples-joke-better-than-me.htmlOrny Adams Staples joke customer service stand up comedynoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:23:37 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-39414599904071061682010-03-24T10:23:37.907-07:003yesCouple of nights ago I asked if anybody had any requests and this guy up front requested my Staples joke. Which I forgot how to do. So he tried to tell me how to do it. I gave him the mic and he did it better than me. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsCouple of nights ago I asked if anybody had any requests and this guy up front requested my Staples joke. Which I forgot how to do. So he tried to tell me how to do it. I gave him the mic and he did it better than me. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseCouple of nights ago I asked if anybody had any requests and this guy up front requested my Staples joke. Which I forgot how to do. So he tried to tell me how to do it. I gave him the mic and he...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2010/03/guy-does-my-staples-joke-better-than-me.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/E8KA-rEEYbE/editing-my-new-one-hour-special-out.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:27:15 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-51180515639660490982010-01-22T09:27:15.099-08:001yes While editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny Adams While editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseWhile editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2010/01/editing-my-new-one-hour-special-out.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=ef1d54f8cdf77877&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/2t8m-6UQQ8Y/sirius-xm-ad-alternate-version-unseen.htmlRichard PryorOrny AdamsHoward SternMichael JordanSirius xm radioElvisBrain Noisenoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:25:28 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-53927531932357080322009-11-30T07:25:28.232-08:000yesThis version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsThis version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThis version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/11/sirius-xm-ad-alternate-version-unseen.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=6bb7eab83aaa2f2d&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/hzF7y3RzgFY/delta-gift-consolation-bag-for-not.htmlOrny AdamsMelbournedelayedlostluggageFloridaDelta airlinesnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:47:24 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-59968028477261588772009-11-20T10:47:24.646-08:001yesI am in Melbourne, FL (not Australia which is what I thought when I accepted this gig) and I have no good reason to be in this area-- like a shuttle launch. It's never a good sign that things are going to go that well when I am checking into the hotel andOrny AdamsI am in Melbourne, FL (not Australia which is what I thought when I accepted this gig) and I have no good reason to be in this area-- like a shuttle launch. It's never a good sign that things are going to go that well when I am checking into the hotel and I ask the girl at the front desk if there are any good places to get breakfast in the morning and she says, "7-11 has great food." Anyway, I arrived safely, my bag did not. In this vid, I show you all the GREAT things Delta gives you when your bag does not arrive and you have to make it through the night with nothing you packed or intended to have. Also, I call a brush a comb. If you like lime green you wil like this one a lot! There's a lot of lime green. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI am in Melbourne, FL (not Australia which is what I thought when I accepted this gig) and I have no good reason to be in this area-- like a shuttle launch. It's never a good sign that things are...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/11/delta-gift-consolation-bag-for-not.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/uJXgxOVMkg4/orny-disputing-write-up-in-pittsburgh.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:08:40 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-62585489829215524572009-10-22T11:08:40.752-07:001yes Normal.dotm 0 0 1 174 992 Icrushed Production, Inc. 8 1 1218 12.0 0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshoOrny Adams Normal.dotm 0 0 1 174 992 Icrushed Production, Inc. 8 1 1218 12.0 0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} Listen to this discussion with Radio DJs Tim and Bob on 105.9 The X in Pittsburgh about an article written about me in the Pittsburgh Tribune. I didn't read the article but you can hear my reaction as they read some of the ingenious insights and observations (Extreme sarcasm.) He made some easy, cheap, inaccurate points-- skewing facts to sound negative. It was lazy. Most people (critics/ reviewers/bloggers) find it easier to take the low road, rather than take the high road of compassion. They think it will sell more papers or heighten interest. BUT AREN'T WE ALL SICK OF THE NEGATIVISM? The collective foul smell emitting from the world wide hate? I outgrew this kind of poking in high school. Most of these write ups are done by people that are not brave enough to chase their own dreams but rather choose to dash the dreams of others. I see through most of them. But it makes for an interesting discussion. Thanks Tim and Bob-- you made my day. And you should read the piece on me in Psychology Today if you are interested-- it’s about overcoming failures in a positive light. “9 prominent people talk about their failures.” (Which includes Donald Trump. That huge failure! (Extreme sarcasm.) Article Psychology Today: (Not worth linking article in question that appeared in Pittsburgh Tribune. The radio interview says it all.) Publish PostOrny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseNormal.dotm 0 0 1 174 992 Icrushed Production, Inc. 8 1 1218 12.0 0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false ...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/10/orny-disputing-write-up-in-pittsburgh.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/g1f99ELOJpg/larry-king-says-something-stupid-again.htmlTimes they are a changin'Jay Leno showOrny AdamsLarry KingMichael MooreBob Dylannoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:45:40 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-68390152559616861092009-09-27T20:45:40.897-07:003yesShocking. This is a long one-- so get the bag of chips and can of soda and hunker down for some BrainNoise. Guest Michael Moore sings "Times They are a Changin'" on The Jay Leno Show and Larry King thinks Moore wrote it. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsShocking. This is a long one-- so get the bag of chips and can of soda and hunker down for some BrainNoise. Guest Michael Moore sings "Times They are a Changin'" on The Jay Leno Show and Larry King thinks Moore wrote it. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseShocking. This is a long one-- so get the bag of chips and can of soda and hunker down for some BrainNoise. Guest Michael Moore sings "Times They are a Changin'" on The Jay Leno Show and Larry King...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/09/larry-king-says-something-stupid-again.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/Vplk99WdeUI/obama-heckled-like-bob-dylan-was-in.htmlobama Bob Dylan Judas joe wilson 1966 like a rolling stone Orny Adamsnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:43:21 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-86659788341575857892009-09-27T19:43:21.182-07:002yesI'm sure even fewer will appreciate this one. This one might be for me and a few Dylan fanatics. Or maybe just me. And after hours of editing, I realized I'm fine with that. I get it. Maybe some will be as intrigued about that night in 1966 and the backstOrny AdamsI'm sure even fewer will appreciate this one. This one might be for me and a few Dylan fanatics. Or maybe just me. And after hours of editing, I realized I'm fine with that. I get it. Maybe some will be as intrigued about that night in 1966 and the backstory it carries as I was. It's really about a man doing what he believed was the next step in his evolution as an artist-- plugging in his guitar. Even though a majority of his fans strongly disagreed-- he remained determined and courageous as audiences booed. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI'm sure even fewer will appreciate this one. This one might be for me and a few Dylan fanatics. Or maybe just me. And after hours of editing, I realized I'm fine with that. I get it. Maybe some...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/09/obama-heckled-like-bob-dylan-was-in.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/PRdGZeJpMV0/target-owes-me-3-bucks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:22:14 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-69816435814785736332009-08-18T20:22:14.994-07:004yesI feel much better now that I have made this vlog. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI feel much better now that I have made this vlog. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI feel much better now that I have made this vlog. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/08/target-owes-me-3-bucks.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=93b82b10b1891811&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/m5lEz7jYLqA/adventure-of-me-and-ashley-hamilton-on.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:51:13 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-74848773884796782682009-08-17T16:51:13.843-07:002yesMy good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help him every step of the way on DancingWithAshley.com. Orny AOrny AdamsMy good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help him every step of the way on DancingWithAshley.com. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseMy good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/08/adventure-of-me-and-ashley-hamilton-on.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=ae97fcf112b6232f&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/a796zXLyHLw/potbelly-is-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:24:46 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-6039921695217575842009-08-15T19:24:46.504-07:002yesFINALLY! Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in The New York Times? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsFINALLY! Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in The New York Times? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseFINALLY! Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in The New York Times? Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/08/potbelly-is-in.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=3748ace3ffe9768a&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/I_gPL9np0qk/these-two-songs-make-no-sense-to-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:36:04 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-64601525274359309312009-07-01T15:36:04.528-07:008yesThis is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want to help me understand why I am even posting this. I couldOrny AdamsThis is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want to help me understand why I am even posting this. I couldn't get these two songs, from my childhood, out of my head. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThis is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/07/these-two-songs-make-no-sense-to-me.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=2726daf0f032c9d6&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/f40t_hfZl7I/dancing-with-stars-steve-wozniac.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:10:05 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-46572887841325081112009-03-20T15:10:05.154-07:006yesI finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and bOrny AdamsI finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and believe me nobody drinks the Apple kool-Aid more than me, is lying to us! Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/03/dancing-with-stars-steve-wozniac.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=15997fd01802a6a2&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/c6LAANM7OmY/industrial-carpeting.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:26:07 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-7437032769988693132009-02-04T12:26:07.538-08:009yesUgly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsUgly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseUgly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2009/02/industrial-carpeting.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=c94c905d22c877ee&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/sEpF2TQaTKY/dutch-e-adams.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:02:04 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-44163372089252931282008-10-23T09:02:04.438-07:007yesPlease support this guy's energy plan. I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano who set the whole thing up. (Thank you Lauren!) It was edited byOrny AdamsPlease support this guy's energy plan. I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano who set the whole thing up. (Thank you Lauren!) It was edited by the very talented Drew Antzis. This is the end result. The original ending was written as such-- to include a celebrity but for this one-- but that was not in the cards for this one. Here is what I had in my noisy brain. Orny walks past CELEBRITY on treadmill. Orny Put on a few pounds? The CELEBRITY starts running faster. Orny winks to camera. Orny Useable energy.Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoisePlease support this guy's energy plan. I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/10/dutch-e-adams.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=343b8ab705207a70&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/1aLjWZzq6vA/truth-behind-napoleon-and-waterloo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:40:34 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-73467002062242993562008-10-21T14:40:34.178-07:009yesAn ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsAn ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseAn ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/10/truth-behind-napoleon-and-waterloo.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=b40006d0b24fa509&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/y3OFcFZGN2w/your-weekly-mishmash-10-10-08.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:40:28 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-32478611105733271362008-10-10T12:40:28.593-07:009yesHere's everything rattling around inside my brain this week. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsHere's everything rattling around inside my brain this week. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseHere's everything rattling around inside my brain this week. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/10/your-weekly-mishmash-10-10-08.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=984bdf64c8faae5c&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/R1RjOkZAVw4/palm-springs-shower-shocker.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:12:55 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-11610827783472718382008-10-02T15:12:55.502-07:008yesA shower taught me something about myself. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsA shower taught me something about myself. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseA shower taught me something about myself. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/10/palm-springs-shower-shocker.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=2713715131732251&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/cPMMfsK_wGQ/outraged-badminton-fans-speak-out.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:12:06 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-88828524569322023742008-10-02T15:12:06.732-07:0012yesUnbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is no joking about badminton with these people-- it is their Orny AdamsUnbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is no joking about badminton with these people-- it is their religion. I discovered this when I posted a video questioning the validity of badminton as an Olympic event. And for those of you that know me, it was done with a wink. But now it is on! Here is my reaction to their unrealistic reaction. You'll be shocked to discover what was an Olympic event from 1912-1948 (unless you read the LA Times yesterday.) Enjoy. Take a deep breath badminton fanatics and enjoy this one. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseUnbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/08/outraged-badminton-fans-speak-out.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=22d22729ab511f99&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/o77tYaDvWn4/brain-noise-is-now-available-on-itunes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:34:42 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-44949495777252176642008-08-26T17:34:42.643-07:002I'm not too sure if this is a big deal or not. But it is still exciting. Go to iTunes store and search Orny Adams or Brain Noise and you can subscribe.Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/08/brain-noise-is-now-available-on-itunes.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/fvhkUEAevfc/badminton-olympic-sport.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:11:54 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-69749666070899488982008-10-02T15:11:54.778-07:009yesI was forced to play badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI was forced to play badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI was forced to play badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it? Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/08/badminton-olympic-sport.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=d6365c6b3bd23784&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/lgUAYLhw5-A/obama-arugula-man.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:11:40 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-35589139256479855812008-10-02T15:11:40.653-07:002yesI didn't realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it... here are my thoughts followed by Obama's latest campaign ad. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI didn't realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it... here are my thoughts followed by Obama's latest campaign ad. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI didn't realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it... here are my thoughts followed by Obama's latest campaign ad. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/08/obama-arugula-man.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=8ac8eff9353d04c2&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/zqzIdrOZ2hE/kidney-transplants-and-stop-charging-us.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:11:22 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-41139461581068965032008-10-02T15:11:22.610-07:005yesI'm up in San Francisco for a wedding and to do a benefit for a friend who is uninsured and defaulting on a kidney transplant. Of course my flight was delayed AGAIN. I am now booking myself on airlines that do not charge for luggage. Delta JUST doubled itOrny AdamsI'm up in San Francisco for a wedding and to do a benefit for a friend who is uninsured and defaulting on a kidney transplant. Of course my flight was delayed AGAIN. I am now booking myself on airlines that do not charge for luggage. Delta JUST doubled it's fee to check luggage. It is getting absurd. Two weeks ago an airline charged me to use the reading light. ( It is almost getting that bad.) JUST RAISE THE PRICE OF THE TICKETS! Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI'm up in San Francisco for a wedding and to do a benefit for a friend who is uninsured and defaulting on a kidney transplant. Of course my flight was delayed AGAIN. I am now booking myself on...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/08/kidney-transplants-and-stop-charging-us.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=f54f15b49a24e71&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/tlaCo8pivQc/uncontained-laughter-stolen-sandwich.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:11:09 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-84321227893359029872008-10-02T15:11:09.431-07:008yesHigh crimes in Malibu. This is what happens when men act like boys. We stole some cute girl's sandwich to get her attention. It didn't work. But we got a huge laugh out of it. The clip may get a little confusing as a few other people come and go-- ignore Orny AdamsHigh crimes in Malibu. This is what happens when men act like boys. We stole some cute girl's sandwich to get her attention. It didn't work. But we got a huge laugh out of it. The clip may get a little confusing as a few other people come and go-- ignore them. Enjoy the laughter. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseHigh crimes in Malibu. This is what happens when men act like boys. We stole some cute girl's sandwich to get her attention. It didn't work. But we got a huge laugh out of it. The clip may get a...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/07/uncontained-laughter-stolen-sandwich.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=ffb48a6683e8b4e6&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/vD2R5qXuORo/i-divide-world-again-with-my-hair.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:10:42 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-2030995560014518882008-10-02T15:10:42.437-07:0013yesI get countless (about six) emails a year about my hair. It seems to be of concern to many of you (six a year). Some love it and some insist that I cut it. And to those six people (two are my parents and one is my sister) I dedicate this vlog. And then soOrny AdamsI get countless (about six) emails a year about my hair. It seems to be of concern to many of you (six a year). Some love it and some insist that I cut it. And to those six people (two are my parents and one is my sister) I dedicate this vlog. And then some don't say anything until I decide to cut it and then say, "It's about time." They're content letting me walk around looking stupid in their opinion. Good friends. So... here is a vlog about my hair and why I'm getting it cut. I really enjoy shooting and editing these videos... and YES it is JUST ME and a camera... no one is shooting or helping me. Including while I drive. Which I better cut out for safety reasons and because on July 1st it will be illegal to drive and talk on a cell phone without a headset.. which means it will certainly be illegal to drive and shoot a video blog. And you know they will be on the lookout heavily starting July 1st. Now, what I was trying to get into a moment ago was the self absorbed-ness of it all-- I feel that way a lot of the time when I shoot and post these... but many people seem to be really enjoying them... I'll do a vlog about that soon. Enjoy my haircut, I look normal. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI get countless (about six) emails a year about my hair. It seems to be of concern to many of you (six a year). Some love it and some insist that I cut it. And to those six people (two are my...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-divide-world-again-with-my-hair.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=b84fabc063d4c0fd&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/cXPfoUubqqU/nyc-vlog-3-june-25-2008.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:10:26 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-24360304242114255392008-10-02T15:10:26.041-07:005yesHere is my final blog about my trip to NYC... well I have one more of me heading home to edit. I have 3 more to edit as matter of fact... so stay tuned. I greatly shortened this one-- I had all these clips of me running around from club to club, but it stOrny AdamsHere is my final blog about my trip to NYC... well I have one more of me heading home to edit. I have 3 more to edit as matter of fact... so stay tuned. I greatly shortened this one-- I had all these clips of me running around from club to club, but it started to feel a bit self congratulatory. So I just put together some of my musings and amusing observations. Here is some more of me bumping into the world. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseHere is my final blog about my trip to NYC... well I have one more of me heading home to edit. I have 3 more to edit as matter of fact... so stay tuned. I greatly shortened this one-- I had all...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/06/nyc-vlog-3-june-25-2008.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=62d323f01c74499d&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/82YHZioVTqA/nyc-vlog-2-june-20-2008.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:10:15 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-20379554891711827032008-10-02T15:10:15.894-07:0022yesMore adventures in the city. I shot a blog and it all got deleted on my camcorder. I am off to find a NEW coffee shop. Enjoy. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsMore adventures in the city. I shot a blog and it all got deleted on my camcorder. I am off to find a NEW coffee shop. Enjoy. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseMore adventures in the city. I shot a blog and it all got deleted on my camcorder. I am off to find a NEW coffee shop. Enjoy. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/06/nyc-vlog-2-june-20-2008.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=f6b56a0c7929015c&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/_sM_Zug2w7s/nyc-vlog-1-june-17-2008.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:09:54 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-47905635114531142822008-10-02T15:09:54.658-07:007yesHere is my horrendous flight detailed and my first morning back in NYC back in the old-- neighborhood captured on tape. Caught my old doorman and mailman and of course Gay Al. That is what everybody calls him. He has been a fixture on the block FOREVER anOrny AdamsHere is my horrendous flight detailed and my first morning back in NYC back in the old-- neighborhood captured on tape. Caught my old doorman and mailman and of course Gay Al. That is what everybody calls him. He has been a fixture on the block FOREVER and lives in a rent controlled place for like $45 a month. And you have to be very gay in the west village to be the one on the block they call GAY. (That's what Vinnie the mailman tells me.) Off to explore the city. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseHere is my horrendous flight detailed and my first morning back in NYC back in the old-- neighborhood captured on tape. Caught my old doorman and mailman and of course Gay Al. That is what...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/06/nyc-vlog-1-june-17-2008.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=3312ebc1859a6c7b&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/HH4mL7pIQZo/what-wonderful-world-remix.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:09:38 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-30662336725153297162008-10-02T15:09:38.831-07:0018yes I am really hoping this is my last singing video. I hope I have gotten it all out of my system. (As do I suspect many of you.) This is basically an extension of a “Grand Old F**k”-- I recycled many of the same themes. What can I say, little has changed iOrny Adams I am really hoping this is my last singing video. I hope I have gotten it all out of my system. (As do I suspect many of you.) This is basically an extension of a “Grand Old F**k”-- I recycled many of the same themes. What can I say, little has changed in the past few weeks—and I felt like singing again. Lately I’ve been working on my next Tonight Show and this mirrors many of the themes. Hopefully once I make that appearance, it will represent the final purge. I’m not a big fan of the F word—but in “Grand Old F**K” I was using it as a mechanism to grab people’s attention and then hit them with something perspicacious. I took the two verse “What a Wonderful World” and made it six verses. It would’ve taken my fifteen more verses to say everything I wanted to say. As is, it already seems a few verses too long. The world is really NOT that bad, but it does seem a bit dismal these days. And I certainly feel when I was younger life was more innocent. We were naïve and ignorant—as youth should be. We discovered through experiences, many failed experiences, and not by googling. We did not have this sense of entitlement. In “What a Wonderful World remix” I briefly comment on an aspect of contemporary life that boils me—the hurtful comments people make on message boards, blogs, and under my videos; I have fifteen year old kids criticizing my work—like they’re some sort of expert. A fifteen year old who’s greatest accomplishment is probably emptying the dishwasher telling me what I’m doing wrong? When I was a kid we had to take responsibility for our words. We didn’t have the internet— the space-- we had to say it face to face. And get punched. But zero accountability seems to be the trend. Not that fifteen year olds don’t deserve an opinion, but maybe they should accomplish something or put themselves out there in such a capacity and then express it. In other words, it’s OK to NOT say something too. What I am trying to say is, at least have a prom rejection under your belt before you write BLEH under my videos. The anonymous, drive by, hurling of insults has become a revered form of expression that I think will have later consequences for them in life… or at least I can hope so. I like justice. Careless opinions will get you no place fast—and the internet is habit forming. You can’t go through life just expecting to say whatever you want. The bigger problem created by the internet, kids start to think that their opinion even matters. Most of the time—OUR opinions DO not matter. WE are NOT supposed to know what everybody thinks about us! Plenty of adults write hurtful things too—and often it seems to come from a sad place. I see plenty of individuals doing things I am not fond of, but I don’t feel the need to express it to them. Why are we trying to be so hurtful everybody? I have been VERY fortunate lately—most of the time, people leave my stuff alone. That is the way I like it! If you don’t care for what I do—I don’t really care. So keep that in mind when you seek revenge for your own emptiness with the taps of a keyboard. I can also handle criticism, I have been a victim of plenty of it in the past. Through the years I have developed the temperament to cope with it. But in high school, I would’ve been a wreck if the internet was around and ADULTS were designing sites for kids to go on and defame each other. Honestly, I am more worried about this dark side of humanity than the high gas prices. I create these videos for my friends and those that have continued to support me—the many that have reached out to me and encouraged. Enjoy them. These are not intended for the masses. So please share them quietly with those of like values and sensibilities. How the hell did I get off on this tangent… I sat down to write that I hope this is my last singing video and I started typing typing typing…??? COME ON O! Want to lift your spirits? Watch the original Louis Armstrong version—I watched it about ten times to tried and mimic his non stop ear Orny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI am really hoping this is my last singing video. I hope I have gotten it all out of my system. (As do I suspect many of you.) This is basically an extension of a “Grand Old F**k”-- I recycled many...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-wonderful-world-remix.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=e62a107a9d13ad1c&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/RubF1S1ikWA/i-got-stuck-in-belt-yesterday.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:44:52 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-80134733072327448902008-08-20T11:44:52.601-07:009I got stuck in a belt yesterday. I was in a trendy store that I felt out of place in and... are you supposed to try the belt on before you buy it? I never see people trying them on and they don't...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-got-stuck-in-belt-yesterday.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/jUuTnUVPl4Q/republican-seen-driving-prius.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:44:40 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-43979978947240450462008-08-20T11:44:40.436-07:0017I'm reminiscing... watching old clips of John McEnroe yelling at judges-- here is a good one to watch. Is there a single republican that owns a Prius? You have never seen a Prius with a McCain...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/05/republican-seen-driving-prius.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/mtFSfyLUYwU/grand-old-fk.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:09:08 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-68359292612135727962008-10-02T15:09:08.750-07:0010yesI knew something was bothering me but I couldn't figure it out. And then I just started to sing... and the collective frustration streamed out of me. I'm sure I missed something... Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI knew something was bothering me but I couldn't figure it out. And then I just started to sing... and the collective frustration streamed out of me. I'm sure I missed something... Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI knew something was bothering me but I couldn't figure it out. And then I just started to sing... and the collective frustration streamed out of me. I'm sure I missed something... Orny...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/04/grand-old-fk.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=205376a894212f54&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/BrO2vEtfNjw/this-weeks-orny-inside-insider.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:44:22 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-29196614549868637282008-08-20T11:44:22.491-07:004Here is my latest segment for THE INSIDER -- that we are calling for now, "Orny Inside the Insider." It was a tough week-- four for four of my top stories got censored for one reason or another. ...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/04/this-weeks-orny-inside-insider.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/y90UL23jvaM/me-inside-insider.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:44:08 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-26501140235388856572008-08-20T11:44:08.884-07:004yesThis is my latest piece for The Insider TV show... Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsThis is my latest piece for The Insider TV show... Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThis is my latest piece for The Insider TV show... Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/04/me-inside-insider.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5be259d6d1767321&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/ecRsD3l8tVQ/me-at-my-first-fashion-show-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:44:01 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-40754517736454771252008-08-20T11:44:01.078-07:005yesEntertainment Tonight sent me into one of the most uptight cultures -- the world of fashion-- and I couldn't take it seriously at all. Some girl named Lauren Conrad from the MTV reality show "The Hills" was showing her new line of clothing. So I interviewOrny AdamsEntertainment Tonight sent me into one of the most uptight cultures -- the world of fashion-- and I couldn't take it seriously at all. Some girl named Lauren Conrad from the MTV reality show "The Hills" was showing her new line of clothing. So I interviewed her and her friends from the show. And tried to have some fun. The real champ was Lisa Rinna from "Dancing With The Stars" -- she rocks! Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseEntertainment Tonight sent me into one of the most uptight cultures -- the world of fashion-- and I couldn't take it seriously at all. Some girl named Lauren Conrad from the MTV reality show "The...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/03/me-at-my-first-fashion-show-for.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=9802575ff35d08ab&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/dgHON1XLCgI/tips-for-going-missing-and-avoiding.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:43:53 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-37620730008366739212008-08-20T11:43:53.553-07:0016yesAs sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece... but topics of death and missing children are inflammatory to say the least. IOrny AdamsAs sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece... but topics of death and missing children are inflammatory to say the least. I am just the messenger. This has long frustrated me and I have never been able to make my thoughts work on stage... as is evident from the few clips including in this piece. You can hear the uneasy laughter. I dedicate this blog to all the missing or murdered people that do not get the proper media coverage they deserve. Here is a link to Elizabeth Shoaf's story that aired on Dateline. (I still think she looks like a Nicole.) Here is a link to the story about Mechele the stripper who got convicted of killing Kent the fisherman... perhaps for money. NO WAY! Really. Can't be true! Wikipedia: Missing White Woman SyndromOrny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseAs sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece... but topics of death...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/03/tips-for-going-missing-and-avoiding.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=751ef2c0bcb38d5c&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/8RHcQVPxedY/my-new-entertainment-tonight-piece.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:43:45 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-76886057299083665682008-08-20T11:43:45.739-07:005yesI almost died and got beat up on this one... so enjoy. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI almost died and got beat up on this one... so enjoy. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI almost died and got beat up on this one... so enjoy. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/03/my-new-entertainment-tonight-piece.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5f60669fba853926&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/oWtqnCyHCUU/et-assignment-my-ride-along-with.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:43:35 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-47547894569575284212008-08-20T11:43:35.168-07:005yesYesterday I spent all day chasing Britney Spears and other celebrities on assignment for Entertainment Tonight. It's not a glamorous job. I went in there thinking I could make a funny piece-- but these guys DO NOT JOKE around. And they let you know you arOrny AdamsYesterday I spent all day chasing Britney Spears and other celebrities on assignment for Entertainment Tonight. It's not a glamorous job. I went in there thinking I could make a funny piece-- but these guys DO NOT JOKE around. And they let you know you are an outsider. I rode with Craig Williams from Hollywood.tv and he was very kind to me. It's a controversial job and their position is twofold: stars like Britney WANT to be shot (she does roll down her window at times to let them get a clear shot) and if the public didn't have such an insatiable appetite for this stuff-- they would be out of business. They shun the word paparazzi and euphemize their profession calling themselves "Content Providers". You pass your own judgment. I was just along for the ride. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseYesterday I spent all day chasing Britney Spears and other celebrities on assignment for Entertainment Tonight. It's not a glamorous job. I went in there thinking I could make a funny piece-- but...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/03/et-assignment-my-ride-along-with.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=eceecb9dc2753c75&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/8nscbhBKsEs/watch-me-on-entertainment-tonight-at.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:43:27 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-23766431475350954182008-08-20T11:43:27.337-07:009yesRight now I am on the front page of ET online. If I somehow move to lower on the page-- here is the permanent link. Orny Adams at The Oscars Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsRight now I am on the front page of ET online. If I somehow move to lower on the page-- here is the permanent link. Orny Adams at The Oscars Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseRight now I am on the front page of ET online. If I somehow move to lower on the page-- here is the permanent link. Orny Adams at The Oscars Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/watch-me-on-entertainment-tonight-at.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=975b26570968a736&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/z_HI6qPMRWw/brain-noise-announcement-orny-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:43:17 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-6429495979638747222008-08-20T11:43:17.014-07:009yesI have been keeping quiet about this. But I have partnered with CBS to create some Brain Noise type content. My first video will be up later today at ETonline.com. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI have been keeping quiet about this. But I have partnered with CBS to create some Brain Noise type content. My first video will be up later today at ETonline.com. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI have been keeping quiet about this. But I have partnered with CBS to create some Brain Noise type content. My first video will be up later today at ETonline.com. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/brain-noise-announcement-orny-and.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=4f14d4feda469d95&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/84UZCsD2SuY/orny-vs-panda.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:43:04 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-77798280666139375332008-08-20T11:43:04.550-07:0013yesI'm out of the viral game! Done. What was supposed to be an exciting event in my life... having a video featured on the front page of Myspace.com turned into a harsh reality and wake up call for me. Watch and learn. Other names for this blog could be: • POrny AdamsI'm out of the viral game! Done. What was supposed to be an exciting event in my life... having a video featured on the front page of Myspace.com turned into a harsh reality and wake up call for me. Watch and learn. Other names for this blog could be: • Panda’s ass more interesting than me • Panda Butt 235,512 --- Orny’s Butt 6,986 • Orny vs Panda. Panda wins pants down • Panda video is even better the third time you watch it • Why video blogging sucks • In the cyber world I am a loser • This is what’s wrong with the internet • Is that really a panda? • Get me a pole. I can do that! • I give up • Who represents that panda? • I thought the panda was over acting • This is why I hate the world • If you passed along the link for the panda video you should not be allowed to vote in the presidential election or American Idol • I thought panda butt scratch video was far too short Here's a link to "Dog's NOT on Leashes" blog: Dogs NOT on LeashesOrny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI'm out of the viral game! Done. What was supposed to be an exciting event in my life... having a video featured on the front page of Myspace.com turned into a harsh reality and wake up call for...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/orny-vs-panda.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=85de8e0f5e34c2dc&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/XtsT0-iG5Lo/my-lunar-eclipse-experience.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:42:53 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-28128761910883920042008-08-20T11:42:53.491-07:0012yesWell I did it. I went out and looked at this lunar eclipse that everybody kept insisted I go see. The next one is in 2010. But what I wanted to see... I didn't see... Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsWell I did it. I went out and looked at this lunar eclipse that everybody kept insisted I go see. The next one is in 2010. But what I wanted to see... I didn't see... Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseWell I did it. I went out and looked at this lunar eclipse that everybody kept insisted I go see. The next one is in 2010. But what I wanted to see... I didn't see... Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/my-lunar-eclipse-experience.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=7e7af174936e8faa&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/g10HDzZtV-4/another-three-day-weekend.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:42:43 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-24336558010600661262008-08-20T11:42:43.375-07:0012yesI mean come on! Enough is enough. Let's work. President's Day-- do we really need to celebrate it... this year? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI mean come on! Enough is enough. Let's work. President's Day-- do we really need to celebrate it... this year? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI mean come on! Enough is enough. Let's work. President's Day-- do we really need to celebrate it... this year? Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/another-three-day-weekend.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/7LwfCRF3VIY/happy-valentines-day-gary-coleman.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:42:36 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-30991277909700809832008-08-20T11:42:36.541-07:0011yesGary Coleman brought us so much joy and laughter in the 80s... and then things got tough for him. But this Valentine's Day he is the happiest man in the world. And I'm happy for him! Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsGary Coleman brought us so much joy and laughter in the 80s... and then things got tough for him. But this Valentine's Day he is the happiest man in the world. And I'm happy for him! Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseGary Coleman brought us so much joy and laughter in the 80s... and then things got tough for him. But this Valentine's Day he is the happiest man in the world. And I'm happy for him! Orny...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/happy-valentines-day-gary-coleman.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=f50887d3d5ae0d63&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/m78-IiG0C9Q/zoo-in-palm-desert-ca.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:42:30 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-50376618301316486362008-08-20T11:42:30.229-07:009yesJust a quick update from my trip to Palm Desert, CA. I never intended to become the animal correspondent-- but this apparently is the direction my career has taken me. This morning I went to the zoo and was reminded of that deadly tiger attack at the San Orny AdamsJust a quick update from my trip to Palm Desert, CA. I never intended to become the animal correspondent-- but this apparently is the direction my career has taken me. This morning I went to the zoo and was reminded of that deadly tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo. (Go full volume on this clip.) Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseJust a quick update from my trip to Palm Desert, CA. I never intended to become the animal correspondent-- but this apparently is the direction my career has taken me. This morning I went to the...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/zoo-in-palm-desert-ca.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=504747e2fdce3f42&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/EY94LMyqCig/lipstick-jungle-did-you-miss-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:42:21 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-50147171198354939732008-08-20T11:42:21.276-07:006yesThere was a major TV event this week. The premier of Lipstick Jungle and NBC gave the new show the all out push. I doubt you missed it. But in case you did... here is my play by play of the minutes leading up to the premier. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsThere was a major TV event this week. The premier of Lipstick Jungle and NBC gave the new show the all out push. I doubt you missed it. But in case you did... here is my play by play of the minutes leading up to the premier. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThere was a major TV event this week. The premier of Lipstick Jungle and NBC gave the new show the all out push. I doubt you missed it. But in case you did... here is my play by play of the...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/lipstick-jungle-did-you-miss-it.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5f0d70e6fc4c82b3&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/Qtge7bmgYOk/dogs-not-on-leashes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:42:11 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-30280141407709253782008-08-20T11:42:11.566-07:0015yesI have a slight fear of dogs running up to me... this is my story. This is one vlog I really wish I could watch individually with each of you-- it's fun to me-- and I would love to see your reaction. Enjoy. And spread the Noise. Oa Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsI have a slight fear of dogs running up to me... this is my story. This is one vlog I really wish I could watch individually with each of you-- it's fun to me-- and I would love to see your reaction. Enjoy. And spread the Noise. Oa Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI have a slight fear of dogs running up to me... this is my story. This is one vlog I really wish I could watch individually with each of you-- it's fun to me-- and I would love to see your...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/dogs-not-on-leashes.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=8865df9947ca0e86&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/QKI1H0SXmAQ/my-really-super-super-tuesday_05.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:41:43 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-87479890456893652672008-08-20T11:41:43.791-07:005yesDreams can come true. Look who called me to get out and vote for Obama. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsDreams can come true. Look who called me to get out and vote for Obama. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseDreams can come true. Look who called me to get out and vote for Obama. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/my-really-super-super-tuesday_05.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/v/Mjy7AEGbv4w&amp;rel=1http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/gHuEEOzUHf8/just-little-over-two-weeks-into-this.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:41:33 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-14539930458706477512008-08-20T11:41:33.368-07:006and RIGHT NOW, my "Superbowl 2008 Essay" vlog is featured on the frontpage of MyspaceTV.com and Funnyordie.com. And the "Q & A with Oa" vlog is featured on the front page of Myspace Comedy. I am...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/just-little-over-two-weeks-into-this.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/NJ2rWaDsQYw/superbowl-losers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:41:22 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-49633094109650009192008-08-20T11:41:22.519-07:005yes The biggest losers had to be the AD AGENCIES. Some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I was going to review the best ads, but I can not even think of one! I’m really sorry that this technology that can make babies look like they’re talking came along. NoOrny Adams The biggest losers had to be the AD AGENCIES. Some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I was going to review the best ads, but I can not even think of one! I’m really sorry that this technology that can make babies look like they’re talking came along. Now it’s in all these commercials. Talking babies are stupid. Babies can’t talk, and if they could they wouldn’t be talking about E Trades. They have more pressing issues like why is there a scary clown at my party? Because of such a disgusting show of lack of creativity and outrageous hackneyed humdrum (I think everything was either bodily secretions-- the baby puked in the E Trade ad-- or contrived, seen before sexual overtness), I am asking you to boycott the following products: 1. E Trade 2. Planters Nuts-- wow was that a horrible and unrealistic payoff 3. Cars.com-- for the shrinking head thing. 4. Wall E (some stupid movie that made me realize if massive amounts of people go see this-- I do not belong in this world.) 5. G2 (Gatorade) Gatorade is dog's best friend. It is probably harmful to a dog. 6. Taco Bell for using cliche sexual gestures that we have seen a million times before. 7. Bridgestone because they did not hit Richard Simmons. 8. Tide To Go... the talking stain looked like a penis. I would prefer a more female looking stain. And then there was one for Amp Energy-- in this ad a goofy, overweight, white guy dancing (have we seen this before???) puts jumper cables to his nipples and jump starts a girls car... while chugging Amp Energy for power. I CAN NOT WAIT to hear about some buffoontard actually trying to do this. It will happen. And I hope they tape it for Youtube. Get ready for the lawsuit Amp. So many Budweiser ads that my Corona started to taste like a Budweiser. I want a horse now. The closest thing to funny was the Careerbuilder.com ad where a womans heart jumped out of her chest and went into the bosses office and quit. And even that didn't do much for me. But the initial action of the heart jumping out of her blouse and onto her keyboard was funny. (Although I would've rather seen her vagina jump out and quit. We've never seen that in an ad before. And I would suspend my protest of overt use of sex in ads to see that.) Absent were all political ads. It would have been nice to tie in Superbowl Sunday with Super Tuesday. WHAT A SUPER WEEK! If you want to pain yourself and see any of these ads as a point of reference to my above commentary, they are all on Myspace.com (And as I take a deep breath, I disappear back into my brain.) OaOrny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThe biggest losers had to be the AD AGENCIES. Some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I was going to review the best ads, but I can not even think of one! I’m really sorry that this technology...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/superbowl-losers.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=b2d9f7c58bcc3b0e&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/wAtTkotmc-8/steve-martin-book-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:41:14 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-61895336090945761972008-08-20T11:41:14.120-07:0015yesThe Orny Book Club is back with a strong recommendation for Steve Martin's "Born Standing Up." And here is some suggestive read from my blog ComedyWonk.com: "How to be upstaged by a star like Robin Williams." Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsThe Orny Book Club is back with a strong recommendation for Steve Martin's "Born Standing Up." And here is some suggestive read from my blog ComedyWonk.com: "How to be upstaged by a star like Robin Williams." Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThe Orny Book Club is back with a strong recommendation for Steve Martin's "Born Standing Up." And here is some suggestive read from my blog ComedyWonk.com: "How to be upstaged by a star like Robin...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/02/steve-martin-book-review.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=428685cef339b467&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/tv3Em2ANLDQ/my-superbowl-essay-2008.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:40:53 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-15548338716253937162008-08-20T11:40:53.525-07:0013yesSymbols and reminders of the Superbowl are everywhere. Did you know that watching the game can be dangerous? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsSymbols and reminders of the Superbowl are everywhere. Did you know that watching the game can be dangerous? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseSymbols and reminders of the Superbowl are everywhere. Did you know that watching the game can be dangerous? Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/my-superbowl-essay-2008.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=9c1595d37267606c&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/5SfSP0cuziI/you-tell-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:40:25 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-45287216700827841682008-08-20T11:40:25.834-07:0013I want to thank all of you for stopping by and for watching and reading. This Brain Noise experiment feels very special to me. Each piece, as time goes by, seems to be infused with more and more of...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-tell-me.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/OHirv_aTBqc/greatest-thing-happened-to-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:40:17 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-26325029877943591422008-08-20T11:40:17.339-07:0010yesThis is an absolute first for me. And yes, I am bragging. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsThis is an absolute first for me. And yes, I am bragging. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThis is an absolute first for me. And yes, I am bragging. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/greatest-thing-happened-to-me.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=92ebf201b463cd97&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/FMaURxadaEE/people-problem-not-housing-problem.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:40:07 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-30808592876228812732008-08-20T11:40:07.767-07:0013yesIs there a really a housing crisis or is it a people crisis? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsIs there a really a housing crisis or is it a people crisis? Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseIs there a really a housing crisis or is it a people crisis? Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/people-problem-not-housing-problem.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=97f15feefcd44cda&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/GlKTsSOAbGY/rain-rain-go-away.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:39:45 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-83700579414471855802008-08-20T11:39:45.417-07:007yesWe have had more rain this week in Los Angeles than we had all last year-- or they lied to us on the news. Either way... CUE THE MUDSLIDES! Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsWe have had more rain this week in Los Angeles than we had all last year-- or they lied to us on the news. Either way... CUE THE MUDSLIDES! Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseWe have had more rain this week in Los Angeles than we had all last year-- or they lied to us on the news. Either way... CUE THE MUDSLIDES! Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/rain-rain-go-away.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5a366a120286f4da&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/tJjAlgyvxn0/heath-ledger-real-tragedy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:39:32 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-27845467733162911792008-08-20T11:39:32.738-07:007yesMy thoughts on what we need to know and what we deserve to know about Heath Ledger's death. And in a rare moment I discuss sports. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsMy thoughts on what we need to know and what we deserve to know about Heath Ledger's death. And in a rare moment I discuss sports. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseMy thoughts on what we need to know and what we deserve to know about Heath Ledger's death. And in a rare moment I discuss sports. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/heath-ledger-real-tragedy.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=ace83430bef9b21&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/3FdYJiBNasE/q-with-oa-round-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:39:04 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-15275967486627183362008-08-20T11:39:04.233-07:0012yesYou asked. I answered. Q &amp; A round #1. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsYou asked. I answered. Q &amp; A round #1. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseYou asked. I answered. Q &amp; A round #1. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/q-with-oa-round-1.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=a032574eb2bd598a&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/UTve9c_2QcI/shame-of-using-coupons.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:38:52 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-62138031692186330912008-08-20T11:38:52.084-07:008yesMaybe I'm the only one a little self conscious about using coupons in stores... maybe not. Talking about coupons and rebates on this one. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsMaybe I'm the only one a little self conscious about using coupons in stores... maybe not. Talking about coupons and rebates on this one. Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseMaybe I'm the only one a little self conscious about using coupons in stores... maybe not. Talking about coupons and rebates on this one. Orny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/shame-of-using-coupons.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=2ca8958950d13755&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/_Hlcc89A26M/new-brain-noise-backdrop-why.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:38:32 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-61609320374461041362008-08-20T11:38:32.809-07:005yesBrain Noise has gone BIG TIME with its own banner. This is how I spent half my my weekend. And now I am going to waste half my morning shaving... I hate shaving... watch and learn why... Oa Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny AdamsBrain Noise has gone BIG TIME with its own banner. This is how I spent half my my weekend. And now I am going to waste half my morning shaving... I hate shaving... watch and learn why... Oa Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseBrain Noise has gone BIG TIME with its own banner. This is how I spent half my my weekend. And now I am going to waste half my morning shaving... I hate shaving... watch and learn...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/new-brain-noise-backdrop-why.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=4762abe7218e2583&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/qs8eu1cMSGk/how-much-bigger-are-sales-receipts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:38:18 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-85329583993881544582008-08-20T11:38:18.171-07:008yesThis is a VIDEO BLOG that was inspired by a HUGE, waste of paper, sales receipt I got shopping at CVS pharmacy. I didn't even get to touch upon those ridiculous scrolls you get when you shop at an electronics store. One receipt I got was so big it had a tOrny AdamsThis is a VIDEO BLOG that was inspired by a HUGE, waste of paper, sales receipt I got shopping at CVS pharmacy. I didn't even get to touch upon those ridiculous scrolls you get when you shop at an electronics store. One receipt I got was so big it had a trunk. Oa Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseThis is a VIDEO BLOG that was inspired by a HUGE, waste of paper, sales receipt I got shopping at CVS pharmacy. I didn't even get to touch upon those ridiculous scrolls you get when you shop at an...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-much-bigger-are-sales-receipts.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5b2d9d0c7a6073c6&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/7lOrDDL-fFM/fire-sale-bad-time-to-advertise-on.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:38:04 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-52641883950078390182008-08-20T11:38:04.996-07:002yes Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny Adams Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseOrny Adams Brain Noise<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/fire-sale-bad-time-to-advertise-on.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=afcedffe9f88f806&type=video%2Fmp4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/b_9PRVuTH2Q/why-im-rooting-for-myspace.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:37:48 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-62022149621432502302008-08-20T11:37:48.049-07:006yes I can't figure out Facebook for the life of me. Somebody threw a donkey at my last night! Whatever that means. And I keep getting poked-- which is not necessarily a sexual thing-- too bad. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I tried to upload a video or customize my page Orny Adams I can't figure out Facebook for the life of me. Somebody threw a donkey at my last night! Whatever that means. And I keep getting poked-- which is not necessarily a sexual thing-- too bad. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I tried to upload a video or customize my page like Myspace to no success. I am embarrassed by my Facebook page. It's got nothing on there and yet more and more people are driven to it than my Myspace. And whatever happened to Friendster-- what did they do so wrong that they are the Alta Vista of social networking? The main problem with Myspace is the barrage of advertising. Ok, you want me to say it, I'll say it-- I can't keep up. You win technology-- you win kids with all your free time, zits, hormones, fast metabolism, hope, donkey throwing, hyperactive ADD, and web brilliance. I bow out.Orny Adams Brain NoiseOrny,Adams,comedian,Brain,Noise,BrainNoiseI can't figure out Facebook for the life of me. Somebody threw a donkey at my last night! Whatever that means. And I keep getting poked-- which is not necessarily a sexual thing-- too bad. ENOUGH...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-im-rooting-for-myspace.htmlhttp://www.youtube.com/get_playerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BrainNoise/~3/ZkmfWiaIHsI/stop-wrting-books.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Orny Adams)Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:37:40 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8132096863645663470.post-69334644460129815712008-08-20T11:37:40.050-07:003Stop writing books-- let us catch up! There are too many books. Too many books I still have to read... from high school. I haven't even finished reading some of the original classics. And each...<br/> <br/> BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.http://ornysego.blogspot.com/2008/01/stop-wrting-books.htmlAll material copyrighten property or Icrushed Productions, Inc and Orny AdamsOrny AdamsadultOrny Adams Brain Noise