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How to Create Funny Voice Mail Greetings

admin — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 20:04:27 +0000

The absolute key to being popular among a large group of people is to have funny voice mail greetings on your cell phone and/or your home answering machine. People ask me almost bi-weekly, “Hey man, can you tell me how I can be really popular like you?” Well, here is what you need to keep [...]

How to Write Yo Mama Jokes

admin — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 05:00:16 +0000

Yo mama jokes were an integral part of my middle school, and early high school education. Learning to write your own yo mama jokes can help you fit in with the cool kids, improve your linguistic skills, and help you verbally defend yourself against bullies. If you are smart, it will also allow you to [...]

How to Make Creative Names for Teams

admin — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 05:00:39 +0000

Coming up with creative names for teams is sometimes a lot harder than it sounds – especially if you are trying to come up with something that everyone on the team agrees on. The best thing to do is to sit down and brainstorm a list of creative names for your team. Here are a [...]

Hyperboles for Kids

admin — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:21:23 +0000

Hello! Welcome to the wonderful world of hyperbole. I’ve been scouring through the hyperbole archives all day long just to find a few super special sentences that we can read and enjoy with this time we have been given together. Lets get started. 1. There was a leaf in the yard that flipped over when [...]

How to Spot a Fake Free Virus Scan

admin — Wed, 18 May 2011 15:01:18 +0000

Let’s say that you are casually surfing the web, when suddenly a window pops up and asks you to use a program that you don’t recognize to scan your computer for viruses. STOP! It could be a fake virus scan. Although there are numerous free virus scanning programs out there that actually work, there are [...]

Funny Hyperboles

admin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:13:48 +0000

Due to the breakout success of my “Examples of Hyperboles” post from last November, more articles on this topic are in the works. To review, “hyperbole” is the technical term for exaggerating to the point that the sentence isn’t believable. That essentially means that it is a lie which is obviously not meant to be [...]

Review of Syfy’s Alice

admin — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:14:38 +0000

There are a couple of other posts summarizing the two part Alice series on Syfy, but I ended up saving most of my real opinions for this post. My Real Opinion To me, it seems like the writers at Syfy simply combined plots from several different science fiction, action and adventure movies, and then just [...]

Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Kids

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:19:01 +0000

Good Stocking Stuffer Ideas After a negligible amount of research, I’ve come up with the most intensely amazing list of things you can put into a child’s stocking for Christmas. If a parent were to buy these things now, then they would have the happiest kid alive: video games batteries for other gifts their favorite [...]

Alice Syfy Second Episode

admin — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:10:30 +0000

The other day, the second (and final) episode of the Alice series was on Syfy , so its time to finish the summary before I forget. Part 2 of Alice Syfy This episode obviously picks up where the first one left off, in the interrogation room with Agents Dee and Dum. Alice is in a [...]

Alice Syfy First Episode

admin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:38:46 +0000

Being an avid fan of anything having to do with Alice in Wonderland, I watched the first episode of the two part Alice series on the Syfy channel. So far, this version is absolutely nothing like any of the hundreds of other cartoons, movies, and video games based on Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through [...]