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		<title>Kristin Battles the Bots</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mister jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Instead of “I will get back to you…love, kristin” it makes me say, “I will get back baby bad balls to you…love cretin”.
Kristin Battles the ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Instead of “I will get back to you…love, kristin” it makes me say, “I will get back baby bad balls to you…love cretin”.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kristinhersh.com/im-fighting-more-robots/">Kristin Battles the Bots</a></p>
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		<title>Four horsemen soon to follow.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mister jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a sign. Baconnaise.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a sign. <a href="http://www.baconnaise.com/">Baconnaise</a>.</p>
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		<title>RIP Rudy Ray Moore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mister jason</dc:creator>
		
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Rudy Ray Moore, master of the obscene, rhyming insult/threat died yesterday in Akron, Ohio at age 81.  Who? Dolemite, muthafucka.
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<p>Rudy Ray Moore, master of the obscene, rhyming insult/threat died yesterday in Akron, Ohio at age 81.  Who? Dolemite, muthafucka.</p>
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		<title>Craziest Obama Lawn Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mister jason</dc:creator>
		
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Over at Blogtown, PDX&#8230;
With the impending financial collapse of the anti-Bush tchotchke market, bumperstickered Subaru owners and political punsters everywhere are going to be wondering: ...]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com">Over at Blogtown, PDX&#8230;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>With the <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/economists_warn_anti_bush">impending financial collapse of the anti-Bush tchotchke market</a>, bumperstickered Subaru owners and political punsters everywhere are going to be wondering: what&#8217;s next? Luckily, this guy right around the corner from the <i>Mercury</i> office has a lawn full of ideas. Check out his house on 19th and Irving:</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s a John McCain flag made from a Depends and - who&#8217;s that in the wheelchair at the b&#8230;</p>
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		<title>VP Debates, Rickrolled</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mister jason</dc:creator>
		
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From Gizmodo
Chris Matthews and the CNBC crew did their best to report last night&#8217;s vice presidential debate between Biden and Palin, but it appears that ...]]></description>
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<p>From <a href="http://gizmodo.com">Gizmodo</a></p>
<p><img src="http://braintoast.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/0f45d_nevergonnama9.jpg" />Chris Matthews and the CNBC crew did their best to report last night&#8217;s vice presidential debate between Biden and Palin, but it appears that a rogue squadron of mavericks was able to sneak into the shot with a VP write-in of their own. I can&#8217;t speak for anyone else here, but if an internet meme gets elected to office, I&#8217;m so moving to Canada—for real this time. [<a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3916856">Fark</a>]</p>
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		<title>The Design Entrepreneur, by Steven Heller and Lita Talarico</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mister jason</dc:creator>
		
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At Core77&#8230;

Frank Kozik&#8217;s brightly colored toy smoking rabbit for Paul Budnitz&#8217;s Kidrobot typifies the intersection between graphic design and product design. Is it a product ...]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.core77.com/blog/">At Core77&#8230;</a></p>
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<p>Frank Kozik&#8217;s brightly colored toy <a href="http://www.kidrobot.com/products.cfm?OF12=080915_LABBITG4"><em>smoking rabbit</em></a> for Paul Budnitz&#8217;s Kidrobot typifies the intersection between graphic design and product design. Is it a product design, graphic design, or art? Perhaps it is simply a masterful exercises in anti-form, since its shape needs to be serve more as a canvas than a standalone product. Steven Heller and Lita Talarico&#8217;s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/159253421X/core77-20/"><em>The Design Entrepreneur: Turning&#8230;</em></a></p>
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		<title>Transformers Poised to Attack Portland</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mister jason</dc:creator>
		
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Over at Portland Mercury: Blogtown, PDX
A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait&#8211;ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of ...]]></description>
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<p>Over at <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com">Portland Mercury: Blogtown, PDX</a></p>
<p>A horde of incognito <strong>Transformers</strong> disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait&#8211;ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory? </p>
<p>Exhibit A</p>
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<p><em>As seen above Jake&#8217;s Grill. </em></p>
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		<title>Television Without Context</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Neave&#8217;s Neave TV has ruined my plans for being productive this afternoon. Random clips without context are surprisingly fascinating. So far&#8230;cavemen, helicopters, and robots.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paul Neave&#8217;s <a href="http://neave.com/television/">Neave TV</a> has ruined my plans for being productive this afternoon. Random clips without context are surprisingly fascinating. So far&#8230;cavemen, helicopters, and robots.</p>
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		<title>Moo Soon Offering Business Cards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally! Moo will be doing standard-size business cards. If you get on their mailing list, you&#8217;ll get 20% off when they start producing.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally! Moo will be doing <a href="http://www.moo.com/secret_stuff.php">standard-size business cards</a>. If you get on their mailing list, you&#8217;ll get 20% off when they start producing.</p>
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		<title>Fal-avorful Falafel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weird. I was thinking about making falafel tonight. Thanks to Mrs. Marv, I don&#8217;t have to hunt for a recipe for falafel.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weird. I was thinking about making falafel <em>tonight</em>. Thanks to Mrs. Marv, I don&#8217;t have to hunt for a <a href="http://tobemrsmarv.com/2008/06/23/oh-how-i-love-the-falafel/">recipe for falafel</a>.</p>
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