https://www.brainyquote.com/feeds/funny Funny Quote of the Day from BrainyQuote.com en-us bqrss@brainyquote.com (Web Master) bqrss@brainyquote.com (Web Master) Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 CDT Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 CDT 1440 https://www.brainyquote.com/images/rss_brainyquote.gif https://www.brainyquote.com/feeds/funny 88 31 logo "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/harry-s-truman-quotes https://www.brainyquote.com/quote-20260616-0 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 CDT "A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money." https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/everett-dirksen-quotes https://www.brainyquote.com/quote-20260616-1 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 CDT "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/zsa-zsa-gabor-quotes https://www.brainyquote.com/quote-20260616-2 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 CDT "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/ellen-degeneres-quotes https://www.brainyquote.com/quote-20260616-3 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 CDT