I came up with the chicken on chicken burger recipe last summer for the outdoor grill. Since it’s winter in Michigan we made this awesome dinner in the kitchen today. Fair warning, this is about as unhealthy as it gets but they taste great. If you decide to tackle this little project just have some fun and alter the recipe to your liking.

Chicken On Chicken Burgers With Bacon
Makes six burgers or eight fajitas

Ingredients:
Spicy Chicken Patties, 6 each
Chicken Breast, 1 lb. or 3 fillets
Green Bell Pepper, 1 each
Red Pepper 1 each
Small Onion 1 each
Fajita Mix 1 package
Swiss Cheese, 6 or 8 slices
Mild Cheddar Cheese, Shredded
Bacon, 1 lb.
Butter or Canola Oil, 2 tbsp.
Flour Tortillas, warmed, 8 each (for fajitas only)
Garlic, 1 clove
Fresh Mushrooms, 1/4 cup

Marinade Ingredients:
Worcester Sauce,  8 oz.
Beer, 1 can
Garlic Powder, 1/2 tsp.

Optional Ingredients:
Sour Cream
Tomato
Green Or Red Chile Peppers

Marinade Directions:
Mix Worcestershire sauce, garlic and beer together and use to marinade the chicken breast in the refrigerator for 3 to 4 hours.

Directions:

1. Cook the spicy chicken patties in the oven according to the package directions.
2. Chop the green pepper, red pepper and small onion and mix together.
3. Chop and dice garlic and add to the pepper and onion mix.
4. Sauté the bacon, garlic, pepper and onion mix in butter or canola oil.
5. Shred the marinaded chicken breast into one inch pieces.
6. Mix the fajita mix with the chicken breast pieces.
7. Slowly cook the shredded chicken breast until brown and tender.
8. Add the shredded chicken breast with the sauteed mix.

• For the chicken on chicken burgers place chicken breast mix over a spicy chicken patty. Top with mild cheddar cheese and/or Swiss cheese.
• For the chicken on chicken fajitas slice the spicy chicken patties into strips. Add with chicken breast mix into flour tortillas. Top with shredded cheddar cheese.
• Serve on buns, open faced bread or soft tortillas

I’m not going to do another lame ass ‘Best Of’ post or cry about things gone wrong in ’09. I’m just going to wish you and yours a great year full of Green, a better blog and show one picture of a great thing that came to my life in 2009 – My fourth Grandson – Jesse. [right]

Today’s The Day Of The Computer

How cool is this… Today’s Date is 010110 Talk about the age of computers. I asked ChaCha what 010110 meant in computer talk and they answered:

Answer:
010110 translates to FG==. That’s kind of silly! ChaCha!

Yes it is silly but it’s cool as hell to live almost a decade past the malfunction of HAL 9000 and his havoc in deep space on the Discovery. Yes, this is the “Year We Make Contact“. Who got that reference? Last post my buddy Dennis Edell of Direct Sales Marketing Tips picked up on the Mr. Wolf reference.

Getting Older

I didn’t think I was getting old yet but I guess I am now that I discovered Jennifer Lopez just doesn’t do it for me any more. Or does that mean she’s getting old? That must be it. Or maybe it’s that nasty skin tight outfit she whore… ‘oops, slip of the tongue’ as she brought in the New Year with this awful performance in Times Square last night…

I have seen stats that suggest 60 to 80 percent of men cheat on their wives for years now. In fact, if you ask ChaCha you will get a similar answer. ChaCha on!(ChaCha post coming soon). My point? Sixty percent is sixty percent! That includes celebrities, politicians, collage graduates and blue collar workers. Like it or not, it even includes religious figures – aah, except Catholics. We need to bump that percentage up a bit for Catholics, at least if we count little boys. That’s gonna leave a mark… That’s Right, I Said It!

My business proposition to Tiger Woods:
Tiger, I offer my privacy assurance and Mr. Wolf style damage control services to you. I can act as an unofficial go-between for your little indiscretions. I can interview a group of young hotties for you and select one or two discreet specimens waiting in the shadows for your counseling. I can have one waiting in a private limo disguised as a PR guy or journalist. I can field all those tabloid inquiries and set-up bullet proof alibis. You will no longer have to make public confessions like, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart” and public apologies like, “For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology“. You will be able to hold your head up high and proudly state, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman and Brian D. Hawkins can prove it“!

Like your yacht, ‘Privacy‘ is my middle name. Have your people contact my people.

Disclaimer: In accordance to the FTC’s new advertising guidelines, I’m afraid I must actually use and approve of any recommendations I forward to Tiger or his staff. It is my responsibility to adhere to all legal requirements and I take my business seriously, even if it puts me in the 60 to 80 percent of men category. Sorry Kim, work ethic is work ethic.

If I have offended you in any way it was for the sole purpose of securing a lucrative position on the Tiger Woods staff and I hope you will comment below to straighten me out. You should not be subjected to this type of offensive content.