Doing your business is serious business in Japan. The Intelligence Toilet, which costs about $3,300 and up, checks sugar levels in your urine and sends the info to your computer over a home network. The portable Wrappon, $1,250, which also comes with a remote control, seals waste inside diaper-like bags in a bin below the seat. And the Alauno, $2,900, made of stain-resistant glass, packs its own scrubbing bubbles, helping its spiral-shaped siphon flush clean and also conserving water.

This smog scrubber by Italcementi takes smog right out of the air. The material, called TX Active, contains titanium dioxide, which neutralizes nitrous oxide and sulfur dioxide when exposed to light. The pollution eater, which can be painted on buildings, bridges and streets, also keeps surfaces white and bright.

Survivor by “Frank”

What passed as a law many years ago, sometimes needs a rethink.

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona
2. In Virginia, it’s illegal to have sex with the lights on
3. It’s illegal in Willowdale Oregon for husbands to talk dirty during intercourse
4. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC
5. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm
6. It’s illegal in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth
7. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida
9. In Utah, it is illegal to marry your cousin before the age of 65
10. Sex with animals is legal in Washington, if its under 40 pounds

Obviously some incident has happened where council decided a law should be passed – and ruined it for the rest of us!

(It gets worse, there’s even WILF, with W being for Wizard. But let’s not go there.)

WTF? Nothing else here, move along.