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I love Britney's nipples

2008-11-07T15:48:00.000-05:00

I love Britney's nipples

If poll on issues was taken rather than candidates...

2008-05-21T11:33:00.000-04:00

If poll on issues was taken rather than candidates, America might have a very different distribution pattern.

Matching issues to candidates, it's possible that an objective view of which candidate meets that criteria might be possible.

Assuming all candidates are not equal on the issues, it would be an improvement on the current system.

Loves it and my gnMail sn is swtpete!!

2008-04-29T17:51:00.000-04:00

Loves it and my gnMail sn is swtpete!!

Thank you for the wonderful compliment! Our Ameri...

2008-02-14T17:11:00.000-05:00

Thank you for the wonderful compliment! Our American Gothic With Stupid design is one of my favorites. The idea came to me as I woke up one Saturday morning. I ran to my computer and put it together.

Thanks again!

Best Regards,

honcho@joketshirt.com
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Shaw the definitions

2008-02-08T18:18:00.000-05:00

Shaw the definitions

hi~i'm new here, your blog are cool and nice, keep...

2008-01-19T00:51:00.000-05:00

hi~i'm new here, your blog are cool and nice, keep the good work and i will come back soon to see what new update

Unfortunately, it seems that the one and only vers...

2007-09-11T08:07:00.000-04:00

Unfortunately, it seems that the one and only version of this doll is already in some collector's possession. There are still buttons to commemorate this event, though, to be found on Ebay.

Where on the Internet can I buy this gorgeous doll...

2007-09-10T23:35:00.000-04:00

Where on the Internet can I buy this gorgeous doll?

Bunk!How can that list be good advice if it's all ...

2007-07-18T16:03:00.000-04:00

Bunk!

How can that list be good advice if it's all so negative?

What's wrong with lawyers who care about what they...

2007-06-11T19:30:00.000-04:00

What's wrong with lawyers who care about what they make?

When they spend more time focusing on the bottom line than on their chosen profession, they corrupt the law, which exists to protect our society, becomes bastardized into a method through which those in power are able to subjugate those without.

Is there anything wrong with teachers who care about their salary? Doctors?

There is nothing wrong with any person who cares about what they make. When one chooses to go into a profession like teaching, health care, or law enforcement, though you are hopefully going into that profession with the goal of helping protect the sanctity of our society in a way that promotes the growth of the entire organism. If your goal is to attain material wealth, we respectfully request that you enter a field that is less directly directly responsible for maintaining and healthy, growing society.

Just because you get paid well doesn't automatically mean you're a douche.

Absolutely!

Lawyers aren't born into their wealth; they go to school for years and stay home on Friday nights to get the good grades to make it where they are.

I wish that were true. If you conducted a study of the fiscal backgrounds of lawyers I expect it will follow the same trend as other, more general studies. The chance of a person from a poorer family attaining the same educational degree as their counterpart in a richer family is smaller, regardless of other external influences.

With a "quick and dirty" search one can easily find studies to corroborate (the word of the day, apparently) this. For example, one British study (pdf) in 2004 published by the London School of Economics (emphasis added):
"Our evidence clearly indicates
that there exist some important relationships between family income and educational attainment in the UK and that these relationships have been strengthening through time. In addition, as far as the data allows, we have also found evidence that income does have a causal impact on educational outcomes."

A 2005 article in The Journal of Family Psychology (registration -possibly paid- required) that deals not only with social-economic status, but also parental education and mores agrees with the above findings (emphasis added):
"The correlations also provide some initial evidence that parent education and income are moderate to strong predictors of achievement outcomes. With the exception of the indicators for the play construct, all correlations related to parent beliefs and behaviors show a low to moderate significant association. Thus, the correlations lend some support to the hypotheses that parents' SES, beliefs, and home behaviors are related to their children's achievement. The correlations also indicate that being European American is related to higher achievement."

Although we won't argue that lawyers are born into their wealth, we will argue that many who are able to attain that level of schooling have benefited from their parent's wealth be it through extra tutoring to do well on standardized tests or more expensive schooling that may admit a lower caliber of student.

"To be totally honest, we don't have anything agai...

2007-06-11T18:42:00.000-04:00

"To be totally honest, we don't have anything against lawyers...well, good lawyers who care about what they do and not what they make."

What's wrong with lawyers who care about what they make? Is there anything wrong with teachers who care about their salary? Doctors? Just because you get paid well doesn't automatically mean you're a douche. Lawyers aren't born into their wealth; they go to school for years and stay home on Friday nights to get the good grades to make it where they are.

We're heading to Goteborg, Sweden! (for $142/day)"...

2007-05-19T23:24:00.000-04:00

We're heading to Goteborg, Sweden! (for $142/day)

"Gothenburg is the second largest city in Sweden with approximately 485,000 inhabitants (2005) in the municipality. It is situated on Sweden's west coast at the outlet of the river GÃ¶ta Ãlv. With over 60,000 students Gothenburg is the largest university city in Scandinavia. Gothenburg has a reputation of being a friendly place, even more welcoming than the Swedish capital. Gothenburg is a city founded in the beginning of the 17th century by the Swedish King, Gustav II Adolf. It was once the center of the Swedish ship-building industry but with rising competition from foreign ship wharves, many of the dry docks had to close down. Much of the inner harbor area has changed from industrial ship building to high technology and education, representative of the general change in the city. Today Gothenburg has both international sporting events, concerts, and conventions as well as a small town feel."

I urge you and your readers to take a few minutes ...

2007-05-15T22:56:00.000-04:00

I urge you and your readers to take a few minutes to look at:

http://www.usalone.com/cgi-bin/transparency.cgi?paper=1&qnum=pet45

It's a list of the 25 most recent comments made by real Americans participating in an online poll/letter-writing campaign concerning the impeachment charges recently filed against Vice President Cheney, which are now being evaluated by the House Judiciary Committee. Comments can be sent to elected representatives and local newspapers at your option. The participation page is at:

http://www.usalone.com/cheney_impeachment.php

Since this campaign began, three members of Congress have signed on as co-sponsors, in part due to hearing from their constituents. Make your voice heard, and let others know!

Can I recommend one of my new favorite YouTube vid...

2007-05-14T16:23:00.000-04:00

Can I recommend one of my new favorite YouTube vids?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSPhUjlTkpc

It cracks me up everytime I watch it. (and if it doesn't crack you up I will 'block and swipe you)

see ya buddy,

Soyner

what's the problem with that info? No way Lushy M...

2007-05-10T15:26:00.000-04:00

what's the problem with that info? No way Lushy McDrugsalot remembers all those tricks. In fact, Drunky Cokepants is probably gonna start mumbling to the cop about that "nifty field sobriety manual thingy" he read online.

Why do people fear information? Oh, why?

...just wanted to let you know that we've remedied...

2007-05-09T16:23:00.000-04:00

...just wanted to let you know that we've remedied the feed problem at Eavesdroppers.

Thanks so much.

Pics from the ground here.

2007-04-29T14:38:00.000-04:00

Pics from the ground here.

Haha! I'm a girl and this sounds like the perfect ...

2007-04-28T18:14:00.000-04:00

Haha! I'm a girl and this sounds like the perfect song that i would sing since I get so into playing video games.

Sorry if it wasn't clear, but that's the point we ...

2007-04-23T09:16:00.000-04:00

Sorry if it wasn't clear, but that's the point we were trying to make. Kucinich is clearly too far"outside the mainstream to take seriously" for most Americans. That's why his calls for impeachment are nothing more than the canary in the mineshaft. We are sad that we aren't hearing more reasonable calls for action from those who better represent the views of the people.

"sadly, Kucinich doesn't even register on the late...

2007-04-23T08:46:00.000-04:00

"sadly, Kucinich doesn't even register on the latest Gallup poll regarding Democratic Presidential hopefuls."

Why "sadly," 52tease? You may agree with Kucinich's view that Bush should be impeached but how about his stand on other issues? His ability to be an effective leader for the U.S.? I feel like Kucinich is a bit outside the mainstream to take seriously.

I know it must be distressing to have such large f...

2007-04-18T13:11:00.000-04:00

I know it must be distressing to have such large footsies (imagine the headache roller-skating must be), but why is she giving me the finger with her left foot?

Downright rude.

Several people have been searching for the Baby Go...

2007-03-29T16:50:00.000-04:00

Several people have been searching for the Baby Got Bible lyrics. Well, the actual title is "Baby Got Book" but here you go anyway, courtesy of WhiteBoyDJ:

"Baby Got Book" (NOT "Baby Got Bible") Lyrics by Dan Smith

Intro
Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible
It is so big
She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
But...you know...Who understands those preacher boys
They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?
I mean her Bible...it's just so big
I can't believe it's so huge
Uggh! It gross!
Look, she's just so...righteous

Verse 1
I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJV
And a book mark in Proverbs
You get stoked
Got her name engraved
So you know that girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley

I saw her prayingWhile I was DJing
She got grace...pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place

I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book

So...Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book

Chorus
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)

I like 'em leather and bound
It's 50 pounds
I just can't understand
How it is, some weenie
Wants the Bible on CD
She wanna get you saved
Amen! Double up! A-men!

I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase
Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways
like 'em real thick and red-letteredYou can't find nothin' betterSouthpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of

So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if...
I find me a girl that shows midriff?"
You can have those bimbos
I'll keep those chick that do devos
A word to the Christian sistas
I can't resist yaI'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray
Til the break of day
Baby, got it goin' on
Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31

We just might get engaged
When we finish reading this page
Cuz it's worn and it's torn
And I know this girl's reborn

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it...'til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout
Baby got Book

(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Baby got Book

Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 + 27 = 66 books
And if you're Catholic...there's even more

So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big Bible?
Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival
My Bible study don't want none,Unless you got Book, Hon

...You can read Clancy or Grisham
But please don't loose this Book

Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role
And tell you that Book's too old
So they toss it and burn it
And I pull up quick to just learn it
So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin'
And she's got good doctrine
To the atheist chicks who try to dis
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'
Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
And teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book

(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)

Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs)

Hey this is quite a resourceful post...and thanks ...

2007-03-29T01:37:00.000-04:00

Hey this is quite a resourceful post...and thanks for the links...and for some more resources and goodies for Easter just drop by my blog on Easter Greetings and check out all that i've posted there!!!!

If you think that's cruel and unusual, you should ...

2007-03-28T07:49:00.000-04:00

If you think that's cruel and unusual, you should see brain freeze on a four-month old.

Seriously...who did name these things? So, would ...

2007-03-28T07:31:00.000-04:00

Seriously...who did name these things? So, would these be Dad's purity balls or are they the daughter's purity balls? Do they share the balls?

I can't believe we missed that...