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writer at lemondrop.com
founder of mymomisafob.com
release date: november 13, 1988
genre: documentary | unromantic comedy
tagline: let there be cake
plot:
teresa terrorizes the poorly paved streets of san diego, california with her oft-unkempt appearance, publicly discouraged behavior and appalling disregard for serving sizes. by day she is a ucsd "student" — by night she blogs for better dessert selection in campus eateries and seriously contemplates exercise. she is a social experiment in living life with the vigor of somebody who has consumed three red bull vodkas by noon.
keywords:
food | college | ucsd | writer | new media | blogging | asian american | mymomisafob | cyprus
I just bought rainbow-colored sharpies for this weekend.
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Text from my friend.
(Telltale sign that my upcoming birthday weekend in Las Vegas is going to result in some hilariously epic tagged pics of all attending parties.)
LOL.
nedhepburn:
twitter was societys one great chance to say ‘twat’ on a regular basis and instead everyone went for ‘tweeted’. this is why i’m leaving America.
This is happening.
$1820 is a small price to pay for the unparalleled joy of returning to the people and place you fell in love with, RIGHT?
And I bet your favorite bartender doesn’t Facebook chat you on the regular. Or express such euphoria at the thought of your impending visit. (See photo #2.)
(via serenastyle:NYTimes)
Interesting: Unemployment rates are higher for men than women. Also, I resent being categorized into “All other races.” :)
annieisms:
Two reasons I love Teresa, just from the last 24 hours. (the above DM-by-proxy being REASON #1)
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REASON #2
annie: but anyway i think that photo of her is beautiful
annie: and i want a boy to post pictures of me with super-romantic captions too. WAH
teresa: AWW
teresa: ME TOO
annie: we can WAH together
teresa: i’ll take beautiful pics of you
teresa: and post captions
annie: OKAY!
teresa: actually
teresa: they will probably be like
teresa: ANNIE IN THE SLUTTY DRESS I MADE HER WEAR! FUCK YEAH ANNIE!
annie: ROFL
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These impending “beautiful pics” will be from this weekend… because T.WU is FINALLY is turning 21!!
Observe: Annie and Teresa’s unhealthily codependent relationship that mostly involves chatting online for a minimum of 17 times a day. Rest assured that we are doubly awesome when we get together IRL, which is happening this weekend in Vegas for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT, zomg.
Why do I write? It’s not that I want people to think I am smart, or even that I am a good writer. I write because I want to end my loneliness.
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