Miss Van.

El Celso.

Rostarr.

JMR.

Patch Whisky.

Gen, Oze and Droid of the 907 Crew.

Tony Bones.

Celso and Aiko.

One of the museum’s highlights is the room devoted to animal sex. At one point during the opening, I was watching pandas hump to the tune of electronica. Amazing.

In an exhibit about sex and digital culture on the second floor, a wall-sized installation showed Anthony Weiner’s infamous Facebook flirting. I love the one where he asks if she’s checked him out on TV.

Candy Rain.

F*ck Art is up through June 10.

A relief of the Gemini capsule carved by artist Kevin Sudeith in northern California. The artist has recently been working around New York. My story on his petroglyphs is now up at WNYC. (Image courtesy of Sudeith.)

• L.A.: Daniel Joseph Martinez, I want to go to Detroit; Cheerleaders CHEER, at LaxArt. Through March 3.
• Detroit: Joshua White and Gary Panter’s Light Show, at the Museum of Contemporary Art Detroit. Opens Friday.
• Miami: Mary Ellen Mark: An American Odyssey, 1963-1999, at the Margulies Collection at the Warehouse. Through April 28, in the Wynwood District.
• Savannah: Leo Villareal, at the Jepson Center, one of the Telfair Museums. Through June 3.
• NY: We Are Cinema: 50 Years of the Filmmakers Co-op, at Microscope. Starts this Saturday at 5pm, in Bushwick.
• NY: Martin Bromirski, Rachel LaBine and Elizabeth Riley, at Storefront Bushwick. Opens Friday at 6pm.
• NYC: F*ck Art, street art meets sex, at the Museum of Sex. Opens today, in Manhattan.
• Plus: see my latest New York recommends over at Gallerina…

• MUST. READ. A stunning 1988 essay by Joan Didion on our political “process” and its coverage in the media, and how it bears absolutely no resemblance to reality. Though I’m still trying to figure out what the hell “housemaid Spanish” is. (@citizen_kahn.)
• Why solar energy is not as green as we might like to believe. A good reason to stop air conditioning shit to death.
• “There are now more people under ‘correctional supervision’ in America—more than six million—than were in the Gulag Archipelago under Stalin at its height.”
• Men in trucks: The photography of Alejandro Cartagena.
• Jeff Chu on his round-the-world tour of Damien Hirst’s spots, an excellent opportunity to catch up on his reading.
• Is the theft of virtual goods considered stealing? It is by the Dutch Supreme Court. (Kyle Chayka.)
• The Day in Art Merch: A Sol Lewitt yarmulke. Awesome.
• A Christian app for viewing art.
• How Facebook and other businesses are using you.
• And why the U.S. should consider a digital privacy law à la Europe.
• Werner Herzog, on interviewing men on death row. God help me, Herzog could be talking about taking out the trash and I’d tune in.
• Vintage Iranian “Barbie” dolls.
• No idea what this is about but give me more: A Turkish Star Trek spoof. (@jmcolberg.)
• Pac Mondrian.

• L.A.: Michael Miller, West Coast Hip-Hop: A History in Pictures, and Ernest Holzman, Under Over, at Known Gallery. Opens Saturday at 8pm, in the Fairfax District.
• NYC: Richard Drake at Barking Lizards in Williamsburg. Through February 19.
• NYC: Zimoun: Volume, at Bitforms. Opens Thursday at 6pm.
• NYC: Paul D’Agostino, Appearance Adrift in the Garden, new artwork and writings, at Norte Maar. Opens Friday at 6pm in Bushwick.
• Plus: See my New York picks over at Gallerina…