Edit 1: This is a Fork Bomb written by Jaromil

The link points to some arbid site.. :-/

me: [munching on the last piece of chicken]
chic-two-chairs-away: [staring at the heap of bones on my plate with disbelief/disgust/*]
me: I’ll flick your chicken if you dont eat it quickly..
chic: Well, you can have it if you are that hungry. [jokingly]
me: Oh, thank you. Thats very sweet of you. [with a broad smile, helped myself to a piece of her 'boneless snacker']
chic: [does not know what to do/say/*. continues staring speechless.]
me: [nod. walk away.]

Back home, a stupid injury forced me to cut the run short at 6k. Now, I’ll have to nurse this thing for the next two days. Ants have invaded my bed, and have effectively evicted me out of the bed room.

Shyte.

If you brave it and go ahead with the refactor, the FUD that your subconscious generates while in the process is not even funny. As you do the next best design for world domination, your FUD-subconscious is silently calculating the broken parts of the application. And before you realize, your ‘deliverable application’ just became a ’still-in-development application’ :-/ Not something that should happen when your deadline was yesterday. Slowly it becomes a war of reasoning between the ‘FUD-subconscious’ and the ‘Optimist-subconscious’. As the pain increases, the damage caused by the refactor starts to out-weigh the pros. Thats the time when the FUD-subconscious starts pushing in ideas of abandoning the refactor and going on with the 100+ line fugliness. You might even apply it, reconsider, revert the fugliness and get back to refactoring, a couple of times.

All the while, silently reassuring yourself that this pain is not for nothing. That this pain is for more than just beautiful looking code. That this pain is to make sure you dont have to go through this again in the future. That this pain is actually for something useful. That once its done, it shall open up limitless possibilities. Whether those ‘limitless possibilities’ are required, only time can tell :-/ It is very likely that those ‘limitless possibilities’ would never be realized, ever.

Hmm.. Why then?

Ye.. paycheque finally. But, I aint jumping yet. Coz, its not my bone till I get to chew on it :-/ (I hate being a pessimist. But lately, looks like thats the best way to avoid disappointment :-S)

http://www.therockthunder.com/MINISTRY/Jan2009/ACandMC.htm

http://c0le.org/wp/2009/06/30/national-id-cards-ye/comment-page-1/#comment-47

Now did that shit make me smile? No. It like threw me off the chair and got me rolling over crying in laughter. I have seen ‘idiots’. I have seen ‘fools’. I have seen ‘morons’. I have seen ‘religious dumb fucks’. But no, I have not seen ‘dumb fucking idiotic moronic religious fools’. Sorry for all the profanity. But, you just made my day boy. Totally.

Now now, lets get a bit serious. Whether the number 666 is indeed the ‘Number of the Beast’, is questionable. Apparently you have a ‘616′ which is also considered as the ‘Number of the Beast’. Now, I know you’ll argue that since the ‘holy fcking book’ says that 666 is the ‘Number of the Beast’, it is so. I also know for a fact that you dont even want to know that the silly ‘holy fcking book’ you swear by is the blabber of some random drunk/smoked-up rabbi.

I am dumbfolded by the hypocrisy of you morons. On one side you preach against numerology and other occult practices. And, on the other you believe so strongly on the same. If you got to believe the ‘holy fcking book’ by the word, then well, Jesus made barrels of wine at Cana so that all the folks there can drink and be merry. And, well.. dont give me that shit about Jesus’s wine not being alcohol. Best of all, Jesus did not mention a single word about abortion or pre-marital sex. So, please shut the fuck up and stop trying to feed me your crap.

Cannot sit back for too long. Another promised delivery is coming up in another two weeks. But for now, I am home :) Sure does feel good. :)

Where the hell are my pay-cheques. :-S