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Hormuz Update – Pageantry for Iran

Hamad Subani — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 19:21:47 +0000

Despite the US Navy now making it to the Persian Gulf, they are still not escorting commercial vessels through the Straits. Where are the “Defenders of Freedom” when you really need them? Recall that the Straits, even at its narrowest point, consists of the territorial waters of two nations, Iran and Oman. Iran has no right to stop or extort vessels leaving through Omani waters any more than Cuba has rights to prevent vessels from entering the Panama Canal. They...

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Lebanon Update

cabaltime — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:07:41 +0000

When the Israelis conducted genocide in Gaza, Gaza was nothing but a completely undefended, open-air prison camp, already located within Israel. The question is, how are the accomplishing the same in Lebanon, which is supposed to be a sovereign country, with its own Military, Air Force, Navy and Intelligence? It is also supposed to have its own Police Force, Hospitals and Rescue Teams. Why isn’t the Lebanese military engaging Israel? Why is the Hezbollah instead engaging Israel with some token...

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Iran War Update

cabaltime — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 17:58:05 +0000

Friendly reminder on why we have this war going on. The Phoenicians are greatly disturbed by the possibility of strong Gulf nation-states developing in the region. They would rather have a bunch of failed states like Libyas, Cubas, Yemens, Iraqs and Lebanons in the region instead. So they called in their local regional bully, Iran, who was being secretly assisted by another faraway bully China. We now know that China was supplying rocket fuel via tankers. And now that the...

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Pakistan

cabaltime — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 17:51:43 +0000

The United States has called in the fake-leadership of Pakistan to fake-broker a fake-ceasefire between the United States and Iran. So that Iran could save some face and get some goodies and concessions. While United States appears to be answering the call of “peace.” All the while Pakistan was supposed to be allied to Saudi Arabia, an alliance which they have completely reneged. The cryptos running Pakistan are so giddy at seeing the Iranian cryptos that they welcomed them with...

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Hormuz

Hamad Subani — Thu, 09 Apr 2026 07:37:28 +0000

As of now, for the first time ever in history, Iran is blockading the Straits of Hormuz and demanding money from ships that want to move across. Gulf countries were in a position to do the same for decades but never did. Because this is parasitic behavior, which stifles commerce and free movement. After all, the Straits are not owned by Iran. Neither are they a man-made canal, which requires upkeep and maintenance. A group linked to Iran is planning...

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The Bahrain Obsession

Hamad Subani — Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:00:00 +0000

What if the current escalation in the Persian Gulf is also tied to historical fault lines, stretching all the way back to antiquity?

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Missile Chutzpah

Hamad Subani — Tue, 24 Mar 2026 04:15:44 +0000

Welcome to the first episode of Whose Missile is it Anyways?

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Bibi No More?

Hamad Subani — Thu, 19 Mar 2026 23:54:05 +0000

The Internet is rife with theories that Netanyahu somehow died on 8th March 2026, in some kind of Iranian missile strike. I won’t get into them, but since this is a fully staged war, I doubt anything of that sort could happen. However, Netanyahu is desperately seeking some kind of exit strategy so that he won’t be burdened with fully justified claims of genocide in Gaza. He and his close ones would prefer to peacefully retire in their homeland. And...

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“Containing Afghanistan”

Hamad Subani — Tue, 17 Mar 2026 21:52:15 +0000

A secret geopolitical conspiracy spanning centuries.....

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Questions on the War on Iran

Hamad Subani — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 15:14:06 +0000

Regime change in Iran? Or Arab countries?

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