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Burglary Suspects Accidentally Dial 911 Mid-Crime and the Tape Will Crack You Up (VIDEO)

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:14:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Ah, butt dialing. It's gotten countless people in trouble -- cheating lovers; shit-talking friends. But(t) now it's dovetailed into a new realm: Accidentally butt-dialing 911 mid-crime. What are the odds? Slim, to say the least. But hey, this really happens.

Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart, both 20, were hanging out recently when one of them accidentally dialed 911. When the operator answered the call, unbeknownst to them, they began talking about their desire to get high. "I just want to smoke weed so bad right now," one of them reportedly said as the dispatcher in Fresno, California listened to the conversation. But after a half hour or so, the discussion went in another direction. The boys were narrating a burglary they were allegedly committing -- and the operator heard every last word.

"Get the bolt and give me the hammer just in case," one of the boys was allegedly heard saying. Then moments later, the operator heard a window break, followed by shouting about how prescription drugs had been found. The operator then tipped off police to the boys' location. Shortly thereafter, they were pulled over, arrested, and charged with burglary, conspiracy, and possession of stolen property. Looks like somebody may have taken one too many bong hits, man.

At first when I read this story, I admit, I thought it was a little odd that the dispatcher stayed on for an entire half hour. Sure, the dudes were talking about weed and whatnot (and that was bound to be an entertaining conversation!), but it didn't sound like they had marijuana on them at the time of the call, or they were selling it. And since the operator didn't call police right away, it's almost like: Why not just hang up and not waste time? Aren't there real emergencies to be waiting for? No need for the audio version of Harold and Kumar.

But it's a good thing he or she did. A real crime was committed 30 minutes in. No, nobody was shot or killed, but who knows what could have happened? If the suspects were to have driven under the influence, something really awful could have happened.

And seriously. If you're going to butt dial 911 while talking about weed, you need to pay in some way. No one deserves to get away with that.

What do you think of this?

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6 Things I Judge Other Parents For

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:13:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

This may come as a shock to you, but parents actually judge. I know, it's terrible. If you've ever set foot into the wild world of parenting blogs, or, um, been around a person with children, you know this is true. Is it right? Of course not! But it's just the way it is.

I try not be a judgy mom, really I do. But sometimes, things just happen. I'm not proud of it. But I am going to own it. Here are 6 things I judge other parents for.

1. You hit your kids. I know there are some people out there who still believe in spanking, but to me, it just seems wrong. Especially if the kid is little. That doesn't seem like a very fair match, or a great way to teach right from wrong.

2. You're extreeeeeme anything, and you try to instill your views on me. If breastfeeding your baby until he's 10 works for you, great. If crying it out is how you chose to get your kid to sleep through the night, awesome. But what works for you doesn't necessarily work for me. One thing I don't do is tell other parents what techniques they should use on their children. I expect the same respect from others.

3. You leave a restaurant an absolute mess. Look. Most of us have worked in restaurants before. It sucks to have to clean up after kids. Do the staff a solid and pick up napkins and grab the food that's all over the floor and on the seats. (Or at least leave an awesome tip!)

4. You smoke in your baby's face. I've never been a smoker, so I don't know what it's like to be addicted. From what I hear, it's pretty hard to quit. But if you absolutely can't quit smoking before becoming a parent, at the very least, don't do it around your child. It's truly not fair to them.

5. You turn parenting into a competition. If I tell you my kid just crawled, no need to jump down my throat and quip: "My kid walked earlier!" As parents, we all think our kids are the greatest and cutest, etc. Just as I'm happy for others when they tell me about their kid's milestones, at least give me a nanosecond to brag!

6. You don't tell me your kid is sick, and you let our kids play! I think most parents know this one isn't cool. I mean, come on, people. A sick baby is no fun for anyone. Common courtesy.

Do you ever judge? Okay, now go on, judge me!

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8 Things You Should Never Do Online

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:34:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Most of us use the Internet day in, day out, not putting too much thought into what we're doing. We go online; we do what we need to do out of convenience or sheer desire; and we move on. But there really are certain things we shouldn't willy-nilly do on the Internet, as they could have serious repercussions. I'm not talking about being unfriended on Facebook here. I'm talking about having your identity stolen or bank account wiped out. No bueno.

Here are 8 things you just shouldn't do online.

1. Don't bank in a public place. Okay, so you really need to check your balance, or transfer money from one account to another -- wait until you go home to do so. Public Wi-Fis are notoriously unsafe, and when you access such private information in a public place, you're putting yourself in a very precarious position. Not worth it.

2. Don't respond to spam. You may have an urge to click the "unsubscribe" button or send a long email rant as to why these people need to stop emailing you -- but don't. When you do that, you both let the spammer know that your address is "live", making it more valuable when they sell it to other spammers; and you reveal the route your message took, server by server. That's not good. You don't want to do that.

3. Don't publicize on social media sites when you're going to be out of town. Would you put a sign out in front of your home advertising when you're going to be on vacation?

4. Don't meet strangers you meet online in non-public places. Sure, we're in the age of e-dating, and e-everything, but just as you shouldn't get into the car with a random stranger, you shouldn't privately meet with a random stranger.

5. Don't ignore people's request for privacy. You friend request someone and they deny you. Yes, it's a blow to your self-esteem, but they're obviously doing so for a reason. It may not be because they think you're a jerk, but just because they're a private person. Respect that -- don't try to "friend" them again.

6. Don't post photos of yourself drinking, partying, or doing anything even mildly incriminating. It WILL come back to haunt you one day -- probably when you're applying for a job.

7. Don't post work information on social networking sites. You may be super excited about an upcoming project, but resist the urge to post. What may be an innocent tweet to you could be valuable information to a competitor.

8. Don't be inconsistent with your real life. If you call out of work sick, you best just stay off social networking sites. You may just be running to the drug store, but if you "check in" somewhere via Foursquare, it could look shady to your boss.

What are some things you would never post online?

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Farrah Abraham's 'Sex Tape' Bikini Pulled From eBay Because She Didn't Wash It

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:16:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Remember that time Farrah Abraham's sex tape bikini went up for sale on eBay -- and bidding got up to almost $15,000? That was cool. But you know what was even cooler? When eBay took the "used" bikini off the site, because it has never been washed.

According to TMZ, eBay sent Vivid Entertainment (who put the swimsuit up for auction on the site) an email, saying: "Due to health and hygiene concerns our policy does not allow used clothing to be listed on the site unless the item has been washed first."

AKA, they didn't want someone catching a nasty case of something on their watch. And who could blame them? And who could want a used bikini? Gross!

If you remember -- or perhaps if you bid -- the description on Farrah's bikini sale boasted signs of "wear and tear" such as self-tanner stains and glitter from Farrah's body lotion. The listing stated: "Farrah's bikini ... straight off Farrah's body and into your hands." That's a health and hygiene concern all right.

Now, I can't say I'm incredibly shocked that some creepo wanted the Teen Mom's bathing suit, ah, unwashed, but when you think about it -- that's really gross and super unsanitary. No thanks on any used bathing suit -- especially one that was worn by someone who recently starred in a sex tape.

eBay did the right thing, taking down the bikini sale. But if I were a betting woman, I'd say that that bad boy will be back up on the site in no time. However, I doubt it will be worth as much washed. I don't think cleanliness is what the people bidding on it are after.

Would you buy a used bathing suit?

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Robert Pattinson Needs to Move Out of Kristen Stewart's House if He Wants Their Breakup to Last

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:49:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Whether you're a die-hard Twihard or not, you probably heard the news: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart broke up. Again. And this time it genuinely sounds for real. People magazine originally reported the news over the weekend -- and regardless of their being a gossip trade, they still are a credible source. So, yeah. Sounds like this really might be it. Single tear.

Now. I think you and I both know that following such a juicy piece of gossip, hundreds, if not thousands, of rumors are bound to surface. I can see the headlines now: Kristen Stewart Gets Actual Fang Implants and Bites Robert in His Sleep!; Robert Pattinson Seen Having 4-Way Sex in Broad Daylight Post-KStew Breakup!; KStew and RPattz Get Back Together for 10 Minutes Before Having an All-Out Brawl!

But one rumor in particular that's already made its way to the Internet has caught my eye: The rumor that Rob and Kristen are still living together.

That's pretty awkward.

An unnamed source stated: "[Rob and Kristen] are going to stay living at Kristen's house because of the dogs. It's not fully over or he would have moved out. They will be back together in no time." Back together in no time? While that's all well and good (and deep down what we really want), is this what's best for both of them? I'm a firm believer that when you break up (multiple times), it's for a reason. As much as we heart the real-life version of Bella and Edward, is it maybe time to say goodbye for good?

I'm not going to lie, if Rob and Kristen are suddenly spotted holding hands walking the Sunset strip, I'll be happy. Who doesn't love these two together? But at the same time, there's a part of me that really thinks these two just aren't meant to be. And there's no way they're going to realize that if they're still living together after a breakup. That just makes things all sorts of confusing.

Do you want to see Rob and Kristen together no matter what?

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4 Stunning Billboard Awards Looks and 4 That Shouldn't Have Left the Hanger (PHOTOS)

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:48:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

The fashion at music awards shows is always a little out there. And last night, the 2013 Billboard Music Awards were no exception. We had glittery pantsuits; we had sheer "skirts" over leotard-type things; and we had lots and lots of plunging necklines. Some of the celebrities looked sexy as all get out; and some looked just plain weird. Here are the 8 best and worst looks from the Billboard Music Awards.

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Justin Bieber Booed at Billboard Music Awards Making for a Very Awkward Acceptance Speech (VIDEO)

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:45:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

When you were watching the Billboard Music Awards last night, did you think you heard Justin Bieber being booed during his acceptance speech for the fan-voted Milestone Award? Well, your ears didn't deceive you. That really happened: Amid the uproarious cheers (uproarious cheers he took a good, long pause to take in), Justin Bieber was booed. And he clearly didn't appreciate it.

Clad in mirrored sunglasses and a leather pantsuit-type of getup, Bieber stared out into the crowd for a few moments before saying anything at all. And when he started speaking, it was incredibly obvious that he was not only pissed at the booing (as anyone would be), he was really defensive.

Bieber said: "I'm 19 years old. I think I'm doing a pretty good job. Basically from my heart I really just want to say it really should be about the music. It should be about the craft that I'm making. This is not a gimmick, and I'm an artist, and I should be taken seriously." Host Tracy Morgan came to his defense afterwards, saying: "Don't be booin' nobody, this ain't Showtime at the Apollo."

Now, although I cringed a little bit at Justin being booed (that's just mean!), dude can't be totally shocked at what happened -- and he really can't pull the "I'm just a wittle boy" card either. Some of Justin's behavior lately has been flat-out out of control. Yes, we all know he's talented. But there's more to being an "artist", specifically a pop star artist, than Justin's craft. He's a very public figure. In short, he needs to get his shit together.

I don't foresee The Biebs losing a giant chunk of his fan-base any time soon -- Bielebers are hard-core -- but the booing last night shows that he isn't impervious to such a thing either. Sure, his fans love him for his music and boyish good looks, but they're not stupid: They'll know when it's time to roll up their posters and laser off their "JB" tattoos.

What did you think of Justin being booed?

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The Ultimate Cherry Vanilla Cupcake Recipe

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:50:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

You know what we don't see enough of? Cherry vanilla cupcakes. Seems like flavors such as chocolate, plain vanilla, and coconut dominate the cupcake world -- that is not okay! Cherry vanilla anything is amazing, so why aren't we seeing more of this scrumptious flavor in our cupcakes?

This recipe is isn't hard to whip up; you won't break the bank buying the ingredients, and come on, it's cherry vanilla cupcakes! What's not to love?!

Cherry Vanilla Cupcakes adapted from Dessert Crisis

Ingredients:

3 cups cake flour + more for coating cherries 2 teaspoons baking powder 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt 12 tablespoons unsalted butter, cubed at room temperature 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 2 1/2 cups granulated sugar + more for coating cherries 4 eggs 1 1/4 cup whole milk 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 2 cups fresh whole cherries

For the Vanilla Butter Cream:

3 cups confectioner’s sugar 1 stick butter (room temp) 1/4 cup heavy whipping cream, plus more for spreading consistency (chilled) 2-3 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and line 24 cupcake cups with paper liners.

2. Sift together flour and baking powder in a mixing bowl, stir in the salt and set aside.

3. In the bowl of a stand mixer, fitted with a paddle attachment, beat the butter, cinnamon, and sugar at medium speed, then increase to medium high-speed, scraping down the sides of the bowl as necessary.

4. Add one egg at a time, mixing for one minute after each egg is added. Stop mixing when mixture is pale and thick, which is about 5 minutes, total. Reduce speed back to medium and add vanilla and one-third the dry ingredients. Then add half the milk and another third of the dry ingredients. Add the last half of the milk and the last third of the dry ingredients.

5. Pit and chop cherries into halves. Drop chopped cherries in equal parts flour and sugar to lightly coat and then fold in the cherries, gently. Divide batter evenly among prepared pans. Bake in preheated oven until cake springs back to the touch, about 20 minutes.

6. In stand mixer bowl, combine 3 cups confectioners sugar and 1 stick of room temperature butter. Mix on low.

7. Add about 1/4 cup cream. Mix on medium speed and add more cream until it reaches spreading consistency. Add vanilla and beat for one minute more. Frosting should be whipped and light.

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Hiring a Wet Nurse to Breastfeed Baby Is Too Bizarre for Me

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:28:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

So, apparently wet nurses are on the rise. For those of you unaware of what a wet nurse does, here's a quick job description: They're a person who breastfeeds your baby. Obviously, wet nurses, like anything related to breastfeeding and parenting, are controversial. And every person, depending on their experiences, varies on how they feel about them. But as for me? I could never do it.

Some women, sadly, have trouble nursing. I know this. And these moms want to give their sweet babes the absolute best nutrition. They don't want to resort to the "dreaded" formula. But, I don't know, I would just find it strange and uncomfortable, seeing my own child suckling at another woman's breast. Pumped breast milk is one thing, I suppose. But full-on nursing? That's just too weird for me.

I certainly don't think that moms who breastfeed have any stronger of a bond over moms who don't -- all mothers have strong bonds with their children. I feel just as strong a bond with my daughter giving her a bottle now as I did when I was nursing. But when you're nursing -- and nursing only -- you're both a source of food and comfort to the child. There would likely be many times in which your child would prefer to another person to you. It would feel a bit odd to witness something like that after being pregnant for nine months and giving birth.

Every parent wants what's best for the child. Of course. And some moms simply cannot bear to not give their child breast milk -- I totally respect that. But wouldn't it make a little more sense to simply have pumped breast milk out of a bottle for the baby instead of hiring someone to do the actual nursing for you? If we've heard it once, we've heard it a thousand times: Babies don't care where they get their food from. They just want to eat.

Would you ever hire a wet nurse?

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Internet Sensation 'Kai the Hitchhiker' Arrested for Brutal Murder of 73-Year-Old Man

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

So, remember that super weird, kind of crazy, yet totally likable guy, Kai the Hitchhiker? His interview with a reporter went viral after he helped rescue a girl from some crazed lunatic? He was dubbed by some as the "hero hitchhiker". He seemed like a tweaked out surfer/stoner dude, and the world fell in Internet love with him after the reporter asked him how old he was, and he replied: "I can't call it."

Yeah, well, he was just arrested. For murder.

Kai, real name Caleb McGillvary, was arrested on Thursday in Clark, New Jersey, and is currently being held on $3 million bail. He's charged with killing 73-year-old Joseph Galfy, Jr. in the attorney's home. The cause of death has been ruled as blunt force trauma. In an extremely graphic and NSFW Facebook message, Kai has eluded to the fact that he was drugged and raped by Galfy.

It will probably be a long time before we know what went on in Galfy's home -- if we ever find out at all. But the fact that Kai allegedly killed this man is both shocking ... and not. I mean, he was made famous for bludgeoning someone with an axe. But at the same time, he really did just seem like a laid-back stoner dude.

What happened is an absolute tragedy -- especially if Kai is lying about what transpired. But I guess we shouldn't be super surprised -- it isn't like we all knew Kai. We thought we did, because he was completely glorified after his insane interview. But all we saw of him was a two-minute clip in which we found Kai to be hilarious and lovable.

As time goes on, more details will obviously come to light, and we'll know more about Kai and what took place. But until then: Damn. Kai the Hitchhiker. Really?

Watch Kai's original interview. Warning, LANGUAGE/NSFW!

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What do you think of this?

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8 Tips for Taking an Awesome 'Selfie'

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:21:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

It's gross that the word "selfie" even exists, but it does and that's something we're all going to have to deal with/explain to our grandchildren. For those of you lucky enough to not have the faintest idea what a "selfie" is, allow me enlighten you: It's a picture you take of yourself with your phone. They're all the rage these days with the kids.

No, but seriously, even if you didn't know there was a term for it, I'm sure you yourself have taken a selfie. Maybe you posted it to Facebook? Maybe you sent it to a friend? Maybe it's the screensaver on your iPhone? I don't know! But I do know some tips for looking good in a selfie, and I'm happy to share.

Here are 8 tips for looking hot in a selfie.

1. Lighting is everything. I'm sure you know that this rings true for all photos, but in selfies, it's doubly true. Bathrooms are horrible places to take selfies. Lighting behind you is great for selfies.

2. Don't look so serious. Sure, there's something a little weird about seeming like you're laughing and having the time of your life when it's just you and your iPhone, but you know what's weirder? Making a sexy face to your iPhone.

3. Go big. I mean, getting super dolled up for the sole purpose of standing in your kitchen and taking a photo is completely asinine, but if you're already gussied, take a pic. Images fall flat on camera, so a lot of mascara will only go a little way.

4. Turn the flash off. If you're taking a picture of yourself in the mirror, turn the flash off for god's sake! The only thing that will come out is a giant ball of light.

5. Filter. Filter, filter, filter! If you have no time for makeup or hair or any of that crap, the best way to look good in a selfie is to filter the ever-living crap out of it. There are a million filtering apps on the market, but Instagram, Hipstamatic, and Retro Camera are a few.

6. Hold your phone up. Yes, it's the classic selfie shot, but there's a reason -- it's super flattering and slimming!

7. Take your phone cover off. Even though your case has a hole for the camera, the picture quality is much better without it on. Apparently, the lens catches the camera focus in the periphery, making the image slightly less clear.

8. Don't pose. Be it duck face, sticking your hand on your hip, or jutting a leg out Angelina Jolie-style, posing is awkward. When you look good, you look good because of who you are -- not because of how you're standing.

Do you have any tips for taking a good selfie?

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Kim Kardashian Cradles Baby and Shows Bump in Strange Camouflage Beach Coverup

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:52:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Kim Kardashian hasn't been one to shy away from daring clothing during her pregnancy. From sheer tops to curtain dresses, the woman has been taking some serious maternity risks the past seven months. But Kim's latest getup -- a camouflage swimsuit coverup -- could be her strangest yet.

While soaking up the sun on a jealousy-inducing Greek vacation, Kim was photographed cuddling her adorable niece Penelope. In the pic, she has on a teeny-tiny bikini; a head full of French braids that very few could rock; and this camo thing. While Kim looks uh-mazing pregnant in a bikini (suck it, haters!), I'm not really feeling this sarong. One, because I do find it a little weird for camouflage to be a fashion statement, and two, I think it makes Kim look way bigger than she is.

We all saw Kim sans sarong recently, and let's be honest here: The woman looks fantastic. After all the "fat" jokes and nasty magazine covers that have been running rampant during Kim's pregnancy, I think that one pic shut people up for good. But then she goes and wears this. Perhaps it's tied wrong, or maybe shapeless coverups just don't look good on pregnant women. Whatever the reason -- I vote that Kim forgo the coverup altogether and just rock a swimsuit.

And on another note: Can we all agree that this is an incredibly sweet photo of Kim and Penelope? I know everyone hates her and thinks she's the worst, but this is really cute. Sure, it may be staged, as most Kardashian things are, but not everyone can look this natural and happy with a baby in their arms. You're going to be a great mom, Kim. You and all your weird clothes.

What do you think of Kim's camo coverup?

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Ian Somerhalder Is Christian Grey When He and Nina Dobrev Get 'Back Together'

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:51:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Former lovahs Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev attended their first public event together since their tragic breakup a few weeks ago. The actors were both at The CW Upfront in New York for The Vampire Diaries, and according to sources, the pair couldn't have been more lovely and cordial to each other.

And somehow, I don't know, Ian has just gotten a little hotter.

Few things can be more awkward than having to deal with an ex in public shortly after a breakup. But for celebs, it's part of the job. Some of them don't handle it well (*cough*Taylor Swift*cough*), but others? Others manage to keep it as profesh as possible. And that right there is class, my friends. And that's also why Ian is the perfect Christian Grey.

In order to play Christian, one ought to have a few things: Looks, obvs. But beyond that, it would be nice to see an actor who's somewhat intelligent, and who has charisma and class. Ian clearly has all those things. We've always known that, but when a dude and a lady can remain genuine friends after a breakup, you know he's a catch. (For someone else.)

Only time will tell who the real Christian is, but my vote's for Ian. Sure, Matt Bomer's a good-looking dude, but the real question is: Is he friends with his exes?

Who do you want to see play Christian?

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Celebrity Says Incredibly Nasty Things About Farrah Abraham, Then Gets Attacked for It

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:00:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Farrah Abraham is all the rage these days, so naturally, celebs are weighing in on what they think of the Teen Mom and her blossoming career as an "accidental" adult film star. John Legend's fiance, Chrissy Teigan, is one of those people. Teigan wrote on her Twitter: "Farrah Abraham now thinks she is pregnant from her sex tape. In other news you're a whore and everyone hates you. Whoops not other news, sorry."

Bold, right? And to be totally forthcoming, probably what a lot of other people are thinking. But there was backlash against Teigan -- crazy backlash. But Chrissy fought back. Hard.

After being attacked on her Twitter page, Teigan wrote: "Wow. Amazed to see the outrage behind calling a staged leaked sex tape chick from Teen Mom exactly what she is. Go on with your bad selves." And she didn't stop there. Teigan then continued: "Ok, so what I have learned today is slut shaming is a thing like bullying. Do NOT bully sluts, guys. We have a real problem here. People are really defending backdoor teem mom hardcore porn ... Are we really gonna pretend like this girl just had an accidentally leaked sex tape? Seriously?? What the f--k is wrong with you?"

You've gotta give it to the woman. She clearly says what she thinks, and makes no apologies about it. I think people in the spotlight often feel like they need to backtrack or issue a professional statement after getting attacked on social media and beyond. I find it really refreshing to see someone who's standing their ground, and not kissing the public's ass.

It's true, the word "whore" isn't the nicest in the dictionary. So perhaps Chrissy could have chosen something else. But I really don't see how anyone can disagree with her general sentiment. Farrah Abraham is getting very wealthy off of having sex with a porn star and trying to make it seem like it was a leaked sex tape. That's f*cked up! Why someone would want to defend that is beyond me.

Chrissy, for PC's sake, I guess you could have said something like, "You're disgusting and everyone hates you," but I'm with you, girl. I've got your back.

What do you think of what Chrissy Teigan said?

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Moms Arrested for Ditching Kids on Beach for a Booze Cruise

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:49:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

If we've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: Some people just aren't cut out for kids. Two moms took "enjoy Mother's Day" to the extreme when they allegedly ditched their young children in order to go on a festive, Mother's Day booze cruise.

Billie Jean Williams and Mary Joyce Daffron were arrested and are being accused of leaving their 8- and 6-year-olds at Gator Joe’s restaurant in Florida. The children reportedly approached a staff member of the restaurant, explaining that they couldn't find their moms and suspected they left.

Turns out, they did!

When police arrived on the scene, a man said that he had seen one of the women get on a boat. The boat they were on was spotted approaching the beach, and the two women reportedly fell into the water because they were so intoxicated. Williams then began yelling at her 8-year-old for having law enforcement called.

Okay, here's the thing: Jail? Jail isn't going to do jack for these women. A parent who leaves their 6-year-old kid to go on a spring break-style booze cruise isn't going to learn a thing about right and wrong in jail. To be perfectly honest, it seems like these women need to be separated from their kids. What kind of example are they setting? And what other dangerous situations were these children put in?

I seriously hope this doesn't wind up with just a slap on the wrist for these ladies. They need serious repercussions. And these kids deserve to be with a proper caretaker. A person who leaves their child unattended for hours on end while they go out drinking is not a proper caretaker. They're a person who shouldn't have a kid.

What do you think of this?

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5 Strange Things Moms Can Only Do in Front of Their Babies

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:48:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Snooki posted an adorable picture of herself and sweet baby Lorenzo recently. In it, they both look cute as can be -- Lorenzo, with his slick, little hairdo, and Snooki, no makeup.

It got me thinking: I never wear makeup when it's just my daughter and me, but when I go into the office or meet up with friends, I always put some on. I'm not saying I wouldn't leave the house sans makeup, but I never think to put it on when I'm with my baby. She loves me regardless of what I do or how I look.

And you know what? That's one of the many reasons babies are awesome. You can do things in front of them you wouldn't dream of doing in public. Here are 5 things you can only do in front of your baby.

1. Go to the bathroom. Not to get graphic here, but when your baby's super young, you can do whatever you please on the toilet in front of them. They don't mind. And hey, considering you change their poopy diapers day in, day out, they shouldn't!

2. Walk around naked. Trying on clothes is a breeze when you're with your babe. No need to feel like you have to cover up ... anything.

3. Cry. Sometimes, a baby is the most perfect person to cry around. No judging. No freaking out. No trying to fix things. They're just ... there. And that's the best comfort of all.

4. Eat gross, random crap. You probably wouldn't order a slice of cheese, a few spoonfuls of hummus, a tomato, and a handful of Puffs if you were out at a restaurant. But when it's just you and baby, sometimes, that's all you've got!

5. Be your absolute, unabashed self. When it's just you and your baby, there are no airs you have to put on. No facades. If you're sad, you can be sad. If you feel silly, you can be silly. If you want to tell them your deepest and darkest secrets, you can do that, too. Your baby loves you because you're you, and there's nothing better than that.

What things do you do in front of your baby that you wouldn't in front of others?

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s ‘Blow-Out Fight’ May Not Have Been What It Seemed

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:33:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Looks like there's trouble in paradise for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart -- yet again. (Or is there?!) The couple reportedly got into a huge, blowout fight on Rob's 27th birthday a few days ago, and the result wasn't pretty. Kristen apparently had plans to spend a carefree day with Rob, swimming and doing rich people stuff, but instead wound up whiling away the hours pacing around like a lunatic and chain smoking cigarettes. Festive!

Now, before we all get our pantalones in a twist, let's take comfort in the fact that all of this info is coming from a "source". And this "source" isn't even 100 percent positive that Rob was the person KStew was on the phone with. A supposed onlooker of the situation said: "Kristen was pacing back-and-forth in her friend’s apartment, smoking. She looked really upset, talking on the phone for almost an hour -- I’m guessing she was talking to Rob. She was really animated, like she was trying to explain something. She was getting frustrated and seemed very emotional."

Okay, so for all we know, Kristen could have been on the phone with her agent or manager or the Thai restaurant she ordered from two hours ago, but the fact that she was having a heated discussion with someone on Rob's birthday -- instead of hanging with Rob -- is kind of a bummer. And hey, maybe she was just feeling ... really animated that day. She certainly could have been on the phone with Rob, but maybe it wasn't an argument at all. Maybe it was a political debate?

Hopefully, if she did have a fight with Rob, it was over something dumb and it's since blown over. They really seem to be "on" right now, guys. Let's hope it lasts!

What do you think of this?

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Secret to Emily Maynard's Gorgeous Hair Will Totally Shock You

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:15:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Think what you want of her, but Emily Maynard is a gorgeous girl. That smile. Those legs! And that hair. To die for. Oh, to have chemically-treated locks like Emily's, that, for whatever reason, still manage to look super healthy and bouncy!

What's the woman's secret? Well, it apparently isn't eight-hour trips to the salon, or $400 deep conditioning masks. Emily actually credits something she bought late night off of QVC for her envious hair. Hmph. Whodda thought?

Emily, a self-professed QVC-addict, credits Chas Dean's Wen products for her gorgeous locks. She said: "I'll never forget the night I was flipping through the channels and came across the super fabulous Chas Dean talking to Alyssa Milano about how he was about to transform her hair with Wen Cleaning Conditioner. My life has never been the same. Ok, thats an exaggeration but my hair has never been the same since that night."

Inneresting. If you watch the Bravo show Flipping Out, you may remember Chas Dean as the owner of the hair salon Jeff Lewis was redoing. If you don't watch that show, please unread the previous sentence. No, but in all honesty, my dad actually bought me Wen conditioner a few Christmases ago (random, I know), and while it was nice and smelled lovely, I definitely wouldn't go as far as to say it was "life changing."

I'm sure Emily has a whole arsenal of things she uses on her hair, in addition to her beloved Wen products. And I wouldn't be surprised if every so often, she squeezes in an eight-hour salon appointment. Celebs. Always giving half the story.

What products keep your hair looking amazing?

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6 Dos and Don'ts for Parents Who Are on Facebook (PHOTOS)

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:08:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

There are unwritten rules that everyone ought to abide by when using Facebook (political rants and religious agendas, no thanks!). But that statement rings true doubly for parents. The simple fact is, when you have kids, you just have to be more responsible. I know, it's a bummer sometimes, but hey, you knew this going into parenthood, didn't you?

Here are 6 dos and don'ts for parents who are on Facebook. Happy liking!

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Farrah Abraham's Used 'Sex Tape' Bikini Is for Sale, and EWWW!

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:08:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is unstoppable. In her quest for fame, the Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom star now has that pink sparkly bikini up for sale on eBay. Vivid Entertainment, the porn company that produced Farrah's "sex tape", apparently is auctioning the nasty item -- and bidding starts at, uh, $500. No thanks on that one, guys!

I'm sure some creepo will wind up purchasing the swimsuit -- for much more than $500 -- but the fact that this is even up for sale is just ... gross. And weird. Seriously, who wants to own a used bathing suit? Especially one worn by Farrah?

According to TMZ, the fact that the bikini is listed as "used" means that it hasn't been washed since gracing Farrah's toned body. And apparently it even shows signs of "wear and tear", like self-tanner stains and glitter from Farrah's body lotion! The listing states: "Farrah's bikini ... straight off Farrah's body and into your hands."

It really is amazing that this is the world we live in -- a world where a girl who is mildly famous from having a child as a teenager puts a "used" bikini up for auction for $500, all because she boned some porn star on camera.

But like I said, I'm sure that bad boy will go for a lot more than the asking price.

Would you ever buy Farrah's swimsuit?

Image via Vivid Entertainment

UPDATE: FARRAH'S BIKINI IS CURRENTLY UP TO $13,400!!!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Are Partly to Blame for Magazine's ‘Mason’s Not Your Son’ Cover

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:05:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

There's a new tabloid out that, shockingly, features the Kardashians on the cover. But this cover is a little different in that it has a photo of Kourtney holding her son, Mason, along with the headline: "Mason's Not Your Son!" The magazine is Star, and the headline is obviously directed at Mason's (supposed?) father, Scott Disick.

Now, I'm sure this cover will sell a million and one copies, but here's something to keep in mind: Mason is going to be able to read one day. Would you want your kid seeing this?

The Kardashians put their lives out there for all to see, so you can't really fault a rag mag for running this type of story. But it's messed up nonetheless. One day Mason and Penelope are going to grow up and be able to read all the horrendous things that were written about their family. And more so, they're going to be able to see some terrible things from episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

If you're a fan of the show, you've probably seen the infamous episodes where Scott is out of control drunk. And the episodes where he and Kourtney have blow-out fights. Those things are all well and good for reality TV, but when the people involved have children -- it's a terrible, terrible idea. Who would want to see their father piss drunk, shirtless, and trying to start fights?

The Kardashians are definitely a guilty pleasure of mine, but I do think it may be time for Kourtney, Scott, and now even Kim to scale back a bit -- or at least keep it classy on camera. Regardless of what you think of them, they clearly love their children very much, and I think they'd agree that having crap like this out there about themselves is in no way going to benefit the kids.

What do you think of the Star magazine cover?

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Trayvon Martin Shouts Are Analyzed From 911 Tape -- and What Experts Are Saying Is Shocking

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:05:17 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

George Zimmerman, the man who allegedly shot and killed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, is set to go to court next month. And in preparation for the trial, attorneys have hired "audio specialists" to analyze the 911 tape from the night of February 26 to determine whether or not the screams for help heard on tape are Zimmerman's or Martin's. If they're decided to be Zimmerman's -- who's pleading not guilty -- he obviously has a case. If they're Martin's, doesn't look so good for Zimmerman. But what the specialists are saying is interesting.

One analyzer from New Jersey claims that the cries for help do, in fact, belong to that of Trayvon Martin. But a person who analyzed the tape from Florida is claiming that the screams are a mix of both Martin and Zimmerman's. Hmmm. Unsurprisingly, Martin's family is saying the voice belongs to the teen, while Zimmerman's father claimed in court that he believes the cries came from his son.

I'm not a lawyer, but I really hope that this 911 tape isn't the sole deciding factor in this case. There's clearly too much gray area with it, and "experts" can't agree on who's who. The fact that two people are giving different answers as to who the screams belong to is disconcerting to say the least. The magnitude of this case is too great to deal with gray.

Even if George Zimmerman was "screaming for help" the night hoodie-clad Martin was killed, let's not forget one major thing here: An unarmed 17-year-old boy was shot and killed. And George Zimmerman allegedly pulled the trigger. If he doesn't pay for that, there's something really wrong with our justice system.

What do you think of this?

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's $10 Million Divorce Couldn't Be Any Nastier

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:12:26 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's divorce has been, in a word, a bloodbath. The Kutcher/Moore divorce started in November of 2011, and here we are, a year-and-a-half later, no progress whatsoever -- but now we know why. Evidentally, Demi wants $10 million of a $100 million business deal Ashton was a part of, and Ashton's saying: In your dreams, Moore.

Apparently, Ashton, business-minded man that he is, founded a venture capital fund with Madonna's manager, Guy Oseary, called A-Grade Investments. The purpose of A-Grade was to invest in tech start-ups, and it's been valued at $100 million -- and Demi wants a piece of that shiz. But Ashton's saying that he made all that cash after he and Demi split, so Demi shouldn't get jack. According to a source: "Ashton set up A-Grade with Oseary in 2010, when he and Demi were still together, but he recently told her lawyers the fund had not made substantial money. In fact, he claimed he had only put about $1 million into it. Now it seems Ashton and Oseary were working towards a private offering based on a valuation of $100 million. Ashton owns 20 percent of the fund, under California law, Demi should be entitled to half of his share -- $10 million."

Now let's not forget here either that, for whatever reason, Ashton makes a shitload of money on Two and a Half Men. The dude is wealthy. Really wealthy. And he cheated on Demi and publicly humiliated her. Yes, $10 is a lot of money, but, well, that's what you get when you're super rich and don't value the sanctity of marriage: Screwed.

I really hope that Ashton winds up having to pay Demi the $10 million. Not only because I find him particularly annoying, but because: Dude, Where's Your Morals? You hooked up with a random girl in Vegas and tried to lie about it even though there were pictures! And now you're trying to lie about how much money you have! Not cool. Not cool at all, Kutcher. You owe that woman big time.

What do you think about this?

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Facebook Makes Breakups Harder -- So Delete Those Memories of Your Ex

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:21:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Breaking up is hard to do. But with Facebook, Twitter, and an iPhone full of old (filtered) photos, it's even harder. According to a new study, people have a tough time erasing the digital mementos of former flames.

We've all been there. You and What's His Face have decided to end things once and for all -- for real this time -- so you scroll through your contacts, intending to delete his phone number. But when you get there, you just ... don't.

And then there are the emails. The G-chats. The photos. And the cute things you wrote to one another on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. The rational part of you wants to erase this digital file you have of Him, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-style, but you can't. You guys look so damn cute in your matching (ironic, of course) Christmas sweaters. And you can practically taste the salty air in that Instagram pic of both your feet at the beach. And the sexy G-chats you exchanged -- well, you don't want to delete those, do you?

See, but, you do. You guys broke up for a reason. And all your PhotoShopped digital memories aren't going to show that. They're going to show the good times. It's the Internet, remember? It's your highlights reel.

Even though the subject of the web -- social media in particular -- being one giant Lie Fest is one that's been beaten to death (and debated!), it's true. We get to edit our lives online. Leave out the bad stuff. Include only what's good and funny and enviable. Odds are, you don't have a file on your computer labeled "Petty Fights", where you keep transcripts of arguments you and your ex had about texts that weren't returned and trash that wasn't taken out. That stuff is omitted. So what you're left with is a beautiful archive of shining faces, artisan drinks, and good times. What you're left with is a lie.

I personally am not one to hold on to things from former flames, but I certainly see the reasoning behind why some do. Relationships are a big part of our lives. If you want to keep an old t-shirt, a photo, or a card, so be it. I see no harm in that. But I think it's a problem when the memories are strictly digital -- and they're taking up a gig on your iPhone. Because you won't remember things how they actually were, and odds are, you'll be tempted to go back to something that didn't work out for a reason.

Which is why, at the very least, you ought to delete that phone number.

Do you hold on to old photos, etc. of exes on your phone or computer?

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The 10 Best Sunglasses for Every Face Shape

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:55:00 EDT

Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Now that the weather is, thank sweet baby Jesus, finally heating up, we have all sorts of fun summery accoutrements to look forward to. Sandals, fedoras, coral lipsticks, and my personal favorite: Sunglasses.

Is there anything better than forgoing makeup altogether and just throwing on a pair of sunglasses and looking totally chic? Answer: No. But there is a bit of an art when it comes to sunglass shopping. You want to buy the right pair for your particular face. And, because we're your besties, we're here to help. Here are the 10 best sunglasses for every face shape.

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