tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52053766280221446582024-08-30T11:35:07.681-04:00Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11262736535448374197noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205376628022144658.post-13626623720254495252008-04-13T17:44:00.000-04:002008-04-13T17:45:14.546-04:00A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."<br /><br />Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"<br /><br />"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."<br /><br />Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11262736535448374197noreply@blogger.com0