KJ Noons must be drunk if he thinks he has a shot against Pacquiao or Mayweather.

“I would love to welcome Pacquiao into MMA. It would be an ideal situation for him because I don’t take guys down to the ground, and after that’s all said and done in the cage, I would be willing to step inside of the ring with him too, something we all knew Randy Couture wouldn’t do with James Toney. I know Floyd (Mayweather) isn’t looking to do MMA, but I would still be willing to fight Mayweather and Pacquiao in a boxing match and both camps have been reached, so we will see what happens. I will put it this way, both camps have been reached and both camps were very interested.” [FightHype]

All this from a guy who was knocked out cold by Krazy Horse in his EliteXC debut.

Noons can start on that road to relevancy with a win over Nick Diaz at Strikeforce “Diaz vs Noons 2″ on Oct. 9th in San Jose.

Middleweights Kendall Grove and Demian Maia are set for The Ultimate Fighter season 12 finale on Dec. 4 in Las Vegas.

“December 4 live on spike tuff 12 final grove vs maia … I know he’s one of da best that’s y I took the fight I’m here to do it big and I know what da fuck I’m doing just enjoy da fight cause I wil [Da Spyder]

For the latest on TUF 12 Finale, check out our UFC rumors section.

Lightweights Joe “J-Lau” Lauzon is expected to face off against TUF standout George Sotiropoulos at UFC 123 on Nov. 20th in Detroit, according to MMAMainia.

Lauzon is coming off a total destruction of fellow TUF contestant Gabe Ruediger at UFC 118.

Since his appearance on TUF 6, George Sotiropoulos has been on a roll, defeating his last seven strait opponents in the UFC. He last defeated Kurt Pellegrino by decision at UFC 116 “Lesnar vs Carwin”.

UFC 123 is expected to take place on November 20 at The Palace of Auburn Hills in Auburn Hills, Michigan.

Big Sluggers: Houston Alexander and Sokoudjou battle it out in the co-main event at Shark Fights 13 on Sept. 11th.

Warren and Soto faced off in Bellator Fighting Championships’ first World Championship defense fight at Bellator 27 which took place tonight in San Antonio, TX from the Majestic Theatre. After Soto picked Warren apart on the feet in round 1 of the fight, Warren opened round 2 with a huge right hand, sending the former champ reeling to the canvas. After Soto scrambled back to his feet, Warren landed a devastating knee to the chin that finished the fight, becoming the new Bellator World Featherweight Champion.

Kimbo says what?

“I never heard anything about me fighting James Toney, but you know, like I said, again, I’ll fight anybody, man. C’mon, everybody knows that about me from my street-fighting days. Put anybody in front of me, train me to be the best, I’ll fight the best. That’s one thing about Kimbo Slice that everybody knows.” [MMAHappyHour]

Kimbo Slice the boxer has no problem fighting James Toney. Slice recently made the jump from MMA to boxing with the help of former EliteXC promoter Gary Shaw.

Vitor Belfort will have to get past tough Japanese fighter Yushin Okami if he wants that title shot with Anderson Silva.

“Guys, the fight is on to November 13 in Germany. It’ll be against tough Okami. Let’s go.” [Twitter]

UFC 122 is set for Nov. 13 from the König Pilsener Arena in Oberhausen, Germany. The show will be broadcast in the US for free on SpikeTV.

A grudge match simmering for years finally ignites on October 9th. Nick Diaz will put his STRIKEFORCE welterweight title on the line for revenge against KJ Noons.