Can't Remember Diddly! http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com Forgetting everything practically instantaneously since, well, birth... blaming it on ADD since 2001. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:19:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Can't Remember Diddly! http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/favicon3.png http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com 88 31 Forgetting everything practically instantaneously since, well, birth... blaming it on ADD since 2001. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/cantrememberdiddly/cqIchttp://feedburner.google.com Almost to the two minute warning of The Superbowl http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cantrememberdiddly/cqIc/~3/dWvYJHmHDwY/ http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com/2012/02/05/almost-to-the-two-minute-warning-of-the-superbowl/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:40:53 +0000 Dory http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com/?p=2712 Reason I tell guys that I hate Tombrady:

“He’s just so arrogant. I can’t stand that.”

Reason I tell girls that I hate Tombrady:

“That asshole left his girlfriend when she was pregnant for a super model.”

They’re both true.

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…and she may not even remember the conversation.

that’s okay i thought

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So be it.

Around a year ago, a wise woman prayed with me and then told me… “He wants you to seek His face; not His hand.” I need to do that more. I’ve been asking Him for money to pay my bills and a job for my husband that will pay well and make him happy. He hasn’t answered me yet, or maybe He’s answered, “Not yet.” But He’s given me encouragement today that I wasn’t asking for and can never do anything to deserve. He’s GOOD.

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]]> http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com/2012/01/12/warm-toasty/feed/ 0 http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com/2012/01/12/warm-toasty/ A moment in the life (brought to you by Tom & Erin) http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cantrememberdiddly/cqIc/~3/1Tudv6Xq2Qc/ http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com/2012/01/08/a-moment-in-the-life-brought-to-you-by-tom-erin/#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:53:26 +0000 Dory http://www.cantrememberdiddly.com/?p=2697 We interrupt your regularly scheduled artsy fartsy photography to bring you a plain ol’ everyday moment-in-life iPhone shot with a little story behind it.

If you’ve followed me any length of time, you probably know that we have two Jack Russell Terriers in our family. I love these, dare I call them, dogs like none other.

When Erin and Elli get a bug up their butts and start playing and rough housing, for some reason known only to Erin, she’ll dart away and yell in Dad’s ear and run back and play. We don’t know if she’s telling him that Elli isn’t playing fair or if she’s just vairvair excited. We just know it’s vitally important that she tell Dad. Loudly. Repeatedly.

This is one of those times. +Tom Asby was just trying to get his boots on and Erin ran in to tell him. Loudly. Repeatedly. Something. We still haven’t figured out what.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled artsy fartsy photography.

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Asbees at Christmas

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I’m gonna rock 2012 like none other, baby.

How about you?

Here’s a year’s worth of Daily Mug Shots for ya. Shots taken 1-1-11 to 12-31-11.

Here’s one you ain’t heard in a while…

Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude.

Peace.

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  • Had a few five Christmas cookies with my morning coffee.
  • Took a shower.
  • Upon getting dressed, realized my bloated-and-cranky jeans were snug. Except it’s not time for me to be bloated-and-cranky.
  • Next time I hit the kitchen, chose a grapefruit instead. Headed into the office to eat it while I checked FB and G+.
  • Took my bowl back to the kitchen.
  • Caved and ate another Christmas cookie.

    • That’s how I roll.

    And if I keep it up, that’s how I’ll roll.

    Down the hallway.

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    (Side effects may include: bigger stomach, bigger ass, those arm flab thingies that your gramma had, and the grande delusion that a couple endorphins brought on by a temporary sugar high can make up for a lifelong dopamine imbalance.)

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