Carded.tv - Latest Video E-Cards

You're an Asshole #1

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

He's just about up had it up to here with her 'money talk'.

Watch or send this card

Best Wishes on Your Extramarital Affair

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

John's pastimes extended well beyond the basic 1 on 1 game that Lou had intended.

Watch or send this card

Good Luck Finding a New Job

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

"Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it."

Watch or send this card

Quit Playing World of Warcraft

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

If you ever find yourself talking to a cape - you might want to consider full time employment as well.

Watch or send this card

Divorce #1

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

Mom got him a puppy. Fuck.

Watch or send this card

College Graduation

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

Your 5 and half years of plagiarizing papers and shot-gunning beers have paid off and now it's time to reap the benefits.

Watch or send this card

New Sneakers

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

I have an admission to make. I DID sleep with his friend's sister. Nevertheless, the sneakers are dope.

Watch or send this card

NERDS: Wish I'd Gone to Prom With You

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

Let's pick up where we left off...

Watch or send this card

White Trash Happy Birthday

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

2-cycle engine oil is for when you really care. Just make sure it's a full bottle, ok?

Watch or send this card

NERDS: I don't know many people...

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

It was not immediately clear to Old Ben what was so special about this, "new hope".

Watch or send this card

NERDS: Pirates and Ninjas

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

He's not a hero. He's just a regular guy doing his job. Go Nerds!

Watch or send this card

You're an Asshole #3

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

The man's got some thinkin' juice and a truck.

Watch or send this card

Easter - In the Zone

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:34:08 -0400

FRESH for Easter.

Watch or send this card

Party Invitation

Mon, 12 May 2008 13:30:00 -0400

With this invitation, you too can party like Kevin on his 11th birthday.

Watch or send this card

Talking Facebook Profiles

Mon, 05 May 2008 09:00:00 -0400

If only it were this easy in the real world.

Watch or send this card

Happy Humpday!

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

She dreamt of Wednesdays.

Watch or send this card

Wanna Make A Mess?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Wanna make a mess?

Watch or send this card

4/20

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

I can't believe I'm planning this far ahead.

Watch or send this card

Passover 1: Moses

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Can we just have a moment for moses?

Watch or send this card

Passover 2: Why'd you lead us here?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Moses made a horrible mistake.

Watch or send this card

Passover 3: Gefilte Fish

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

The drunken retelling of the exodus continues on...

Watch or send this card

Passover 4: Chosen People

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

The Egyptians really screwed up this time.

Watch or send this card

Passover: The Whole Story

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

The entire drunken recounting of Exodus. Yes, it's even better than The 10 Commandments.

Watch or send this card

Thank you

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Thank You!

Watch or send this card

Add You As A Friend

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

You've wanted to make the move for so long... Make the move.

Watch or send this card

Missing You (Guy)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Her conspicuous absence left a ramen and whiskey sized hole in his heart.

Watch or send this card

Get Well Soon

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Old time No. 7 wellness.

Watch or send this card

You Poked Me!

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0400

...Unfortunately, it's not half as dirty as it sounds.

Watch or send this card

Drunk and Thinking of You

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:34:08 -0400

A little light headed, a little nauseous. Is it the Goldschlager and Schlitz or his one true love?

Watch or send this card

Glad You Left

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:34:08 -0400

Our hero has suffered a minor setback. But he's not letting that keep him down.

Watch or send this card