2009-11-06T10:14:47Z Cardhouse Robot /favicon.ico http://cardhouse.com Hello. I am so very glad you have decided to "read" my "feed." Please enjoy this feed. I am feeding you. Are you hungry? Then you should eat. Eat, for example: this. tag:cardhouse.com,2009-11-03:/2009/nov02.htm 2009-11-03T11:31:56Z 2009nov02. You are invited to a party. It is in two hours. You do not have a costume. An hour and a half later, you finally decide to make a costume. What do you do what do you do. Then, after making your “costume,” the hours fritter by and you are never actually told where the party is. This is good, because then no one will see your stupid last-minute costume. <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cardhouse/~4/hzxXRaZJhpk" height="1" width="1"/> tag:cardhouse.com,2009-11-06:/2009/nov05.htm 2009-11-06T10:14:47Z 2009nov05. Are you ready ... for the LOG CHALLENGE (LOG CHALLENGE)? The beach at Sutro Baths used to be host to thousands of severely-dressed mens and womens who gaily frolicked betwixt the pools of the Baths and the coast of the unforgiving, relentless Pacific Ocean. Sitting within ash-falling range of the Cliff House is a large split boulder. The crack has a secret, though, if you are inquisitive enough to look or if you can see this entry on a web browser. A small, handy log has been pushed by the relentless, unforgiving Pacific Ocean into the depths of the crack. The crack gets smaller farther inland ... the log fought back valiantly ... but eventually it was jammered right in there real good as if it belonged there like “welcome home, log” and “Oh, thank you I’ll just set my log scarf on your boulder hook” just like that [3x Bonus: Diagram this sentence {including this aside}]. I tried to brace myself against the sea wall and kick it out with my mighty feet, but even I was no match for the jammering. ARE YOU? Can you unjam the log? TAKE THE LOG CHALLENGE! Winner will receive one (1) log. <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cardhouse/~4/2RtNK8EuqPA" height="1" width="1"/>