CarnivalUpdates from Chichester, brought to you by Darius Formaldehyde and the Lab Updates Massive.Tumblr (3.0; @chichestercarnival)http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/<img src="http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzmgvIGK31qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘09: Simon cried like a girl when he got elbowed in the head by Big Jan, but in his blog he described it as the most erotic experience of his life.</p> <p>via <a href="http://festivalagogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/electric-daisy-carnival-at-fair-park.4958388.87.jpg">festivalagogo.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1715705762http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1715705762Sun, 28 Nov 2010 12:00:10 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzmml6XTU1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘09: Big Bad Danger Dave’s daughter Tonia did well to cover up the swelling.</p> <p>via <a href="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs26/i/2009/243/c/e/Notting_Hill_Carnival___II_by_agentMphotography.jpg">fc04.deviantart.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1703424035http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1703424035Sat, 27 Nov 2010 12:02:06 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzm0aVqFa1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘10: that year the Multicultural Tent wasn’t as fun as the Monocultural Tent.</p> <p>via <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2thtCvO_Pgw/S1gqxCYtj8I/AAAAAAAAAzA/FQwZheUZGK4/s400/IMG_5781.JPG">4.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1692187081http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1692187081Fri, 26 Nov 2010 12:00:07 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzlxkSVGq1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘07: Nikki’s son Ginger always bites her left tit like this. He’s a problem child.</p> <p>via <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gaIv4sHWb4k/TGmay_588YI/AAAAAAAAAdA/CkyspeDEIB8/s1600/DSC03132.JPG">3.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1681620156http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1681620156Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:01:06 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzljtQw1W1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘09: Here’s Gabby and Rocco, giving a useful demonstration of why its advisable for drug users to wear sunglasses.</p> <p>via <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NbL7wbcKpn0/Spwv5sK-1-I/AAAAAAAAA7w/Xen2U99DJyI/s1600-h/bbb1.jpg">3.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1670565129http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1670565129Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:02:07 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzl53aaad1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘09: the last year that her friends allowed Diana to do her own make up.</p> <p>via <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NbL7wbcKpn0/SpwxCbbazoI/AAAAAAAAA8I/m6iLFF6Mtbg/s320/me.jpg">2.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1659884942http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1659884942Tue, 23 Nov 2010 12:04:06 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzl0njjrd1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘09: Unfortunately this is the clearest image we can find for the police: although it’s very blurry, you can just make out The Bad Green Titty Biter, in the seconds leading up to his unprovoked attack on Red Kev.</p> <p>via <a href="http://img.youtube.com/vi/sgt4Vg7lh5I/0.jpg">img.youtube.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1649210852http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1649210852Mon, 22 Nov 2010 12:04:06 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzksuClct1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>CHichester ‘90: Teeny Gareth and the Circus Men said they enjoyed themselves, but they never showed up for Chichester '91.</p> <p>via <a href="http://image.lyricspond.com/image/t/artist-the-doors/album-strange-days/cd-cover.jpg">image.lyricspond.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1638807489http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1638807489Sun, 21 Nov 2010 13:12:07 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzkkibANk1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kadeshia McDermott: Chichester’s Strongest Woman.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.myelproductions.com/usa/images/stories/carnival1.jpg">www.myelproductions.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1619955540http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1619955540Fri, 19 Nov 2010 13:02:07 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzkgi9SgX1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Using a portable orange cistern that she strapped to her hair, Betsy Tarbuck kept herself well-lubricated throughout Chichester ‘08 by regularly pulling on the flush.</p> <p>via <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_krk18gNgc-c/SIwNRRK9DZI/AAAAAAAACO4/2UWP10-64c8/s400/Rotterdam_zomercarnaval_0106.jpg">1.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1591967952http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1591967952Tue, 16 Nov 2010 11:29:06 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzjtm9DTE1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m pleased to announce that we lost significantly fewer children from Chichester ‘10 than we did the previous year. They were more reluctant to stray from the main procession, thanks to the exploding ankle tags.</p> <p>via <a href="http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/12944f036eb3d743.jpg">news.3yen.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1591895237http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1591895237Tue, 16 Nov 2010 11:15:21 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmgwqZxqG1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘89: Cheryl, Patsy, Fatsy and Alicia got badly lost, turning off the Chichester Ring Road too soon, on to the <span>B2178 to Funtington</span>.</p> <p>via <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jmlFdeLmWJw/THVb6XJNCEI/AAAAAAAAL4A/7w_0tktmWK8/s1600/mahibir.jpeg">1.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1562962660http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1562962660Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:59:19 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmgjbhrvO1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>But at least I’m not as sadistic as Herman (pictured).</p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1553307461http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1553307461Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:09:31 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmgdzbzvO1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘02: Long story short, I ended up on the Sex Offenders’ Register.</p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1544099480http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1544099480Thu, 11 Nov 2010 11:06:29 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmg36ozfW1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester 2010: Felicia and her mother went for the retro Instagram look.</p> <p>via <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_za0j8qH0lRc/RbVOUFeQzaI/AAAAAAAAAaI/HlFVluAThbY/s320/mom2.jpg">4.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1534897015http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1534897015Wed, 10 Nov 2010 11:41:53 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmfz5pr0N1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘08: Melissa’s husband wore the orange and blue hammerhead shark costume again.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.visittcb.com/Carnival%20Legend%20Cruise%2011-30-08%20026.JPG">www.visittcb.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1525965770http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1525965770Tue, 09 Nov 2010 11:01:59 -0500<img src="http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmft52XfO1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘07: Jarell had the bluest sporran.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.patrickreilly.com/images/2007/LastLapA.jpg">www.patrickreilly.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1525176608http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1525176608Tue, 09 Nov 2010 09:19:00 -0500Chichestercarnival<img src="http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbkhdb4ecU1qdgxteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chichester ‘08: We all cracked up laughing when Eugene “Scienceman” Baxter fell over sideways whilst urinating on the Austrian Ambassador’s house.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/BF34A7BF-AB58-4180-8EBE-1186BEBF35A7/FV001674.jpg">www.corbisimages.com</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1515700262http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1515700262Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:58:22 -0500ChichestercarnivalEugene Baxter<img src="http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb3pf0hFkk1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Terrible Chester: the other reason why children have to leave carnival before sun-down.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.dcatheater.org/images/show_images_large/carnival_large4.jpg">www.dcatheater.org</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1497158470http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1497158470Sat, 06 Nov 2010 12:04:41 -0400Chichestercarnival<img src="http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb3pculxpR1qdgxteo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fulcatross Fulcan: He is why children have to leave the carnival before sun-down.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.dcatheater.org/images/show_images_large/carnival_large2.jpg">www.dcatheater.org</a></p>http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1488553940http://chichestercarnival.tumblr.com/post/1488553940Fri, 05 Nov 2010 10:53:03 -0400Chichestercarnival