var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-2887639-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} _qoptions={ qacct:"p-c00HqR_hgpJ5I" }; My Cartoons: Sponsors: Tumblr (3.0; @cartoonpenis)http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17745807762/tumblr_lzinm2QBa31qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Adam Malamut -Taking a Log Down</strong></p> <p>This is a classic rock song I wrote about riding on a log flume. </p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/GtL5tZsAMH0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/GtL5tZsAMH0/17745807762http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17745807762Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:44:26 -0500log flumeclassic rockmusicrockrideshttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17745807762<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17650330026/tumblr_lzfdtkQOqa1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>I spent Valentine’s Night writing a beautiful song about love. When you hear it you’ll know why I’m single…BECAUSE I WRITE BEAUTIFUL SINGLES.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/ccKcRxOWL5A" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/ccKcRxOWL5A/17650330026http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17650330026Wed, 15 Feb 2012 03:20:08 -0500lovevalentine's daymusicsexhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17650330026<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3STjVPX-ycE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/post/17562924929/bread-people-rock-never-stale">breadpeople</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bread + people + rock = never stale</p> </blockquote><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/SzT09cAnCyY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/SzT09cAnCyY/17563064315http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17563064315Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:06:32 -0500http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17563064315“Jeremy Lin is the weirdest looking black guy.”<br/><br/> - <em>@Adam_Mut<br/><br/><a href="http://www.jockular.com/tweet-picks">Via Tweet Picks on Jockular</a></em><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/vIFrIcrksBo" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/vIFrIcrksBo/17346042452http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17346042452Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:57:07 -0500http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17346042452<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bUa6UOQ1zag?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>My new cartoon is for those who have friends or like basketball or just plain old don’t! #LOVE YOU ALL XOXO</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/dUvpr__ha1k" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/dUvpr__ha1k/17164646881http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17164646881Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:56:24 -0500dwyane wadelebron jamesbasketballmiamiheathttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17164646881<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17004045729/tumblr_lyuhel26zY1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Curtis Freeranger - Darkness on the River</strong></p> <p>Curtis Freeranger tackles the issues of race, illiteracy, and spirituality along the Mississippi River. </p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/e3iWCWvkZXY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/e3iWCWvkZXY/17004045729http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17004045729Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:27:57 -0500curtis freerangerclassic rockhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/17004045729<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/12505269582/tumblr_luby8lLpR41qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>The stupid Eagles lost to the stupid Bears tonight. So, as a non-sequitur I’m going to post this bad mix of this stupid song I wrote about living in a penthouse in the boob.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/naSErFtc6r0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/naSErFtc6r0/12505269582http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/12505269582Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:02:45 -0500http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/12505269582<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7BPud_PUgPU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>NEW MUSIC VIDEO: Upside Down Dead Gaddafi</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/6yNmRsoS_LM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/6yNmRsoS_LM/11713516577http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/11713516577Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:26:08 -0400gaddafilibyadance partyhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/11713516577<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SMdcDAwMeOY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>New ‘Baseball Friends’ starring Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/D69Y0dlTJ6c" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/D69Y0dlTJ6c/8780113546http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/8780113546Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:36:49 -0400Milwaukee,brewersbaseballprince fielderryan braunhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/8780113546<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/40dPTfBsjHA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Respect. Drink Rain. Recycle.</p> <p>This video will make you dumber.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/5zjKzkZ0QbQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/5zjKzkZ0QbQ/8627430595http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/8627430595Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:31:00 -0400earthgreenrecyclehttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/8627430595<p>When something horrible happens people always say it’s part of God’s plan. God’s sitting in the clouds thinking, “Is there any way my plan can avoid giving this little girl brain cancer? Nope. Girl’s gotta get brain cancer. Oh well.”</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/DSLrFe-WQF4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/DSLrFe-WQF4/8025393633http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/8025393633Sun, 24 Jul 2011 22:11:00 -0400http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/8025393633<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7rzfjDCBJVo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Baseball Friends: Jose Reyes calls David Wright</strong></p> <p>In this new episode of ‘Baseball Friends,’ David Wright receives a late night call from Jose Reyes.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/4iLB3uWPEok" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/4iLB3uWPEok/7946826171http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7946826171Fri, 22 Jul 2011 19:36:11 -0400baseball friendsbaseballmetsmlbdavid wrightjose reyeshttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7946826171<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rHsna4Wx4k8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Baseball Friends</strong> - My newest cartoon takes an in-depth, no filter look into modern day baseball players and their friendships. Featuring actual audio from Chase Utley and Ryan Howard of the Philadelphia Phillies.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/iqmS1o4rIJQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/iqmS1o4rIJQ/7696485217http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7696485217Sat, 16 Jul 2011 15:35:00 -0400phillyphilliesryan howardchase utleybaseballmlbhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7696485217<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/7590782968/tumblr_loaor2Ccpv1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Curtis Freeranger - Brown City (Live at MSG 7/12/91)</strong></p> <p>The audio quality is shit but the guy can really put on a show. The excitement is palpable.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/7UfbYAuGtyM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/7UfbYAuGtyM/7590782968http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7590782968Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:18:38 -0400Curtis Freerangerliveconcerthttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7590782968<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/7447552440/tumblr_lo3v63w8LR1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Mutronix - Titty City </strong></p> <p>An older jam, but it’s upload was requested.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/ybU0IU38-AM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/ybU0IU38-AM/7447552440http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7447552440Sun, 10 Jul 2011 02:54:03 -0400http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7447552440<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/7320695272/tumblr_lnxr48iLhz1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Mutronix </strong>- Space Ice Cream Girl</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/gxr3LvrU2H4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/gxr3LvrU2H4/7320695272http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7320695272Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:40:56 -0400Mutronixhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7320695272<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/7267781136/tumblr_lnve5dJuqU1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Mutronix</strong> - Boys’ Bathroom</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/c1nPZ3kv96A" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/c1nPZ3kv96A/7267781136http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7267781136Tue, 05 Jul 2011 13:05:00 -0400dancemutronixxboys bathroomhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7267781136<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/7003630221/tumblr_lnhlnvJFMQ1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Mutronix - Why I am a Jail</strong></p> <p>I made up the chorus to this song in Vegas a couple years ago and finally decided to record it. It’s DEEP.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/XgJIshgyGQU" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/XgJIshgyGQU/7003630221http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7003630221Tue, 28 Jun 2011 02:21:00 -0400awesome musicmutronixxhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/7003630221<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/5794482997/tumblr_llot1tvFSM1qzvnp9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>The Tragedy of Bruce and Gary</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/Hg0U6fnTurc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/Hg0U6fnTurc/5794482997http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/5794482997Tue, 24 May 2011 02:37:05 -0400http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/5794482997<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TZ38aIoF9XA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’ve revamped Buddy Bird. He now has friends who are also morons.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~4/GXcWiP3toR4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cartoonpenis/~3/GXcWiP3toR4/5194222857http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/5194222857Wed, 04 May 2011 14:30:00 -0400philly sportsanimationlenny dysktrabuddy birdhttp://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/5194222857