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		<title>Prince William &#038; Kate scheduled a work trip to conflict with Prince Harry&#8217;s event</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 12:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Even though this Sussex family’s UK return is stressing me out, I have to admit, there are some really funny moments to all of this. For example, the royalists and royal reporters are so busy being mad at Prince Harry and Meghan for existing, that those same people can’t even provide genuine analysis or reporting [&#8230;]
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		<title>&#8216;The Gentlemen&#8217; lost millions of viewers &#038; they&#8217;re blaming Duchess Meghan</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 12:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Weeks ago, the rumors about the Duchess of Sussex possibly joining the cast of Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen spread like wildfire across the trade papers, the British press and Deranger media. From what I can tell, there were some conversations but nothing was ever offered and nothing was ever nailed down between Ritchie and Meghan. [&#8230;]
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		<title>Prince Harry&#8217;s office confirmed his &#8216;public engagements&#8217; for the coming weeks</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 12:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Meghan Markle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prince Harry]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Last Thursday, Prince Harry’s office confirmed some of his upcoming events and appearances. Per the reporting, Harry’s office literally sent out emails to royal reporters calling his upcoming events “public engagements.” Wouldn’t you know, every single person involved in this unfolding disaster is bound and determined to have the most pedantic arguments about what words [&#8230;]
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		<title>Katie Holmes &#038; Jason Bard Yarmosky have &#8216;become close pretty quickly&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 12:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Katie Holmes has been an empty-nester since the fall of 2024, when her daughter Suri went away to college. Katie has, in my opinion, handled it pretty well. She didn’t make any drastic changes, she kept working and making some public appearances. But then she met a guy &#8211; a New York artist named Jason [&#8230;]
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		<title>&#8220;Jennifer Lawrence has joined Instagram &#038; it&#8217;s completely unserious&#8221; links</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 16:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[View this post on Instagram A post shared by Jennifer Lawrence (@jlaw) I’m really happy that Jennifer Lawrence has officially joined Instagram and she’s handling it with the unseriousness it deserves. [Jezebel] Charlie Hunnam confirmed that he’s still with girlfriend Morgana McNelis. They’ve been together for twenty years!! [JustJared] Saoirse Ronan wore a sedate Louis [&#8230;]
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		<title>People: The idea that the Sussexes &#8216;can live a normal, ‘private’ life is sadly not realistic&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Meghan Markle]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have bizarrely spent the whole week on the backfoot, fighting a losing PR battle against a decrepit monarchy. How did we even get here? I’m sure Meghan is asking herself that. It all started when the Lord Chamberlain sent out “guidance” to British “stakeholders” about the Sussexes’ royal status, [&#8230;]
<p><a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/996473/people_the_idea_that_the_sussexes_can_live_a_normal_private_life_is_sadly_not_realistic/">Source</a></p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Queen Elizabeth threw her newspaper on the floor in disgust over Lilibet Diana&#8217;s name</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[There are several foundational royal scandals, and “Prince Harry and Meghan naming their daughter Lilibet” is one of them. Incidentally, I would argue that “someone made someone cry just days before the Sussex wedding” and “what happened when QEII offered Meghan a tiara to wear for the wedding” are the other two major foundational scandals. [&#8230;]
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		<title>People: Prince Harry &#038; Meghan &#8216;are happy to be back&#8217; in the UK</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Prince George’s first day of Eton was on Tuesday, September 8th. Reportedly, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis started back at Lambrook the next day, and that’s why the Princess of Wales didn’t join her husband in Norway for King Harald’s funeral &#8211; she was dropping her two youngest off for their first day of school [&#8230;]
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		<title>Aaron Rodgers corrects the record about his exes Danica Patrick &#038; Shailene Woodley</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Years ago, Aaron Rodgers was basically contracted to appear on certain radio shows or TV shows because he was such a big-name football player. I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s the case anymore. I think he’s just appearing on various shows and podcasts for the hell of it. Well, Aaron appeared on Not Just Football with Cam [&#8230;]
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		<title>Princess Kate wore Suzannah London for a &#8216;surprise&#8217; visit to the Royal Marsden</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[LMAO, guess who had another “surprise” event today? You’ll never believe it. The Princess of Wales visited the Royal Marsden Hospital today, Friday. She wore another repeat &#8211; a Suzannah London dress which we’ve seen many times before. The purpose of this visit was to get Harry &#038; Meghan off the newspaper front pages to [&#8230;]
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		<title>The Mail is full of praise for Princess Kate&#8217;s new &#8216;honey blonde highlights&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kaiser]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[On September 4, 2025, the Princess of Wales stepped out at the Natural History Museum with a big, puffy blonde wig perched atop her head. I still think about that and giggle to myself. All of the photos from that day were unhinged, not just because of the wig, but because Credible Early Years Expert [&#8230;]
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		<title>Sydney Sweeney’s lingerie brand SYRN is struggling: &#8216;her saleability is waning rapidly&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rosie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sydney Sweeney has spent years making her body the biggest part of her brand. We saw it with her problematic American Eagle campaign last year, and she just went strategically nude in a commercial for the sports prediction site, Noviq. In January 2026, she launched a lingerie brand, SYRN (pronounced “siren”). Its website is full [&#8230;]
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