Actress and unwed shrew Jennifer Aniston has never looked better, exposing her extremely sexy chest in the topless pic above.

If us Muslims would have known that Jennifer Aniston possessed such an aesthetically pleasing body lacking in any offensive feminine features, we would have done her the honor of making her a wife (or at the very least a concubine) long ago.

Of course I’d like to see Jennifer’s rock hard breasts covered with some more pubic hair, but even as they are now her titties have started a fire in my loins and self-flagellation will be required to douse the flames of desire.

Emma Watson shows off her taut naked body in the disturbing picture above.

The only thing positive that can be said about this pic is that at least Emma is in the kitchen making an effort at being an obedient woman.

Of course Emma Watson appears to be dilly dallying and not making sandwiches or churning the goat’s milk, but that is nothing a few swift smacks with a stiff reed can not correct.

Yes, with a burka and a little motivation Emma Watson could be made into a proper Muslim woman yet.

Porn star and mudshark whore Kim Kardashian gets her enormous ass massaged in the disturbing video above.

Kim requires a butt massage after her weekly injection of chicken grease, watermelon seeds, and welfare checks into her bulbous rump.

Once the injections are complete and they are massaged into place, Kim is handed a basketball and dropped off on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd, ready to begin another adventure in romance.

Nickelodeon star and sex toy enthusiast Victoria Justice continues to add to her extensive dildo collection, with the impressive Star Wars light saber dildo above.

Hopefully the force is with Victoria as she shoves this long Star Wars dildo deep and hard into her gaping teen orifices.

There appears to be no limit to the phallic objects Victoria Justice will put inside her. Truly she is one depraved infidel slut.

It looks as though country music star Taylor Swift has once again shamelessly flashed her bare breasts.

What is it with Taylor Swift and her showing off her titties? Obviously (like most Western women) Taylor is lashing out because she is in desperate need of attention.

Taylor yearns to be put in her place by a virile man, and is showing her tits with the hope that a man will see them and slap her around for her sluttery. Unfortunately for Swift all men in the West are effeminate homoqueers who lack the moral superiority and large hairy balls required to put a woman in her place.

As you can see in the video above, disaster struck on the set of the latest Victoria’s Secret photo shoot when model Sveta Crapova pinched off a log into her panties while being photographed for the summer catalog.

Of course women shitting themselves is a common occurrence in the Western world, as they lack even the slightest bit of self-control and will often defecate whenever and wherever they please.

Come to think of it this is probably a clever marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret to advertise to the filthy Western women that their panties hold up to even the most robust of dumps.

Selena Gomez made a terrible mistake when she took her girlfriend Justin Bieber to an NBA playoff game last night.

As you can see in the photo above, Justin Bieber was bored out of her mind, and like all Western girls tried to pass the time by playing on her phone and daydreaming about fingering her smelly vag.

Yes women can not appreciate athletic pursuits, and should be strictly forbidden from attending any sporting events. Instead women should find entertainment in servicing their husbands, performing chores, and birthing children.

Through our cells of celebrity jihadists we have just uncovered the above video clip of what appears to be an Emma Watson sex tape.

Emma Watson appears to be enjoying herself immensely as she takes it from the back. Though doggystyle is the only officially endorsed sex position of Islam, the Qur’an is very clear that a woman must never enjoy it.

Yes this Emma Watson sex tape video is in clear violation of Sharia law as Emma’s brazen sexual ecstasy is an affront to Muslims everywhere. However, you can rest assured that a fatwa will be issued, and Emma Watson’s pleasure will not go unpunished.

Miley Cyrus capped off an hilarious week of mocking slutty Western women by showing part of her areola in the photo above. Clearly Miley is once again doing her impression of a typical infidel whore.

By exposing part of her nip like this, Miley is making a strong statement about the inherent degradation of heathen Western society, and the infidels would be wise to heed Miley’s critique of their accepted social values.

However, if after a week of exposing her tits Miley Cyrus still can not convince the West to renounce the Jew God Jesus and accepted Allah as their lord and master then I fear nothing short of the edge of a saif will. Allahu Akbar!

Sarah Michelle Gellar has been a whore in heathen Hollywood for a long time now, so needless to say she has seen, done, and sucked pretty much everything. However, this has not stopped Sarah from fanning modesty in the supposedly tasteful nude photo above.

In the drug-addled mind of the infidel woman, a naked picture of themselves in black and white just showing their bare ass is “acceptable” and “artsy”.

Of course Sarah Michelle Gellar will have a hard time arguing that when she is brought up on a morals charge in Sharia court.