Comedian Ellen DeGeneres graces two covers of  "O" Magazine December 2009 with Oprah.   The theme of the cover will be "Get Your Glow On!”  Ellen will appear on the Oprah show November 9th to discuss her new job on American Idol.  Ellen had campaigned to get on the cover of "O" magazine.  See video below Oprah telling Ellen she will be on the cover.

Katie Holmes Bottle Feeds Suri

Kim Kardashian Guest Appearance on CSI: NY

Liz Hurley Vs. Eva Herzigova

Jason Rodriguez Gunman In Orlando Shooting (VIDEO)

Hit Me With Your Ugly Stick

Prisoner Claims He Fathered Gosselin and Octomom Kids

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Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck’s daughter adorable Violet Affleck feeds the ducks at a park in Santa Monica, Ca on November 06, 2009.

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So who is surpised by this - not me LOL.  Michael Jackson’s scumbag father is suing his estate.  Seems Poppa thinks he should not have been omitted from the will.  Poppa Joe says there is no reason he did not get a chuck of Michael Jackson’s moolah and is asking a judge to give him an allowance.

So Poppa not being the jealous type of course ;-) says Michael’s estate has earned $100 million dollars since his death and can well afford to give him an allowance.  Below is a list of Joe’s monthly expenses.

Joe says he has $15,425 in total monthly expenses, including the following:

– $2,500 eating out
– $2,000 for air travel
– $3,000 for hotel bills
– $1,000 for groceries
– $1,200 for rent
– $50 in charitable contributions

So for those of you who thought he was a scumbag Joe has now confirmed that he truly is one.  Reality check to Joe - Michael did not leave you anything because he hated you and you do not deserve one penny of Michael’s money.  Photo: Fame Pictures

Via PopEater in response to RIhanna’s interview with Diane Sawyer, Chris Brown tells MTV News that he wishes the specifics of the night he attacked her had remained between them.

"While I respect Rihanna’s right to discuss the specific events of February 8, I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us," he says in a statement.  To read more of this story visit PopEater

Sharon Osbourne came out and basically said the following : "I hate Susan Boyle she is so FUGLY" - what right does she have to stick her horrible countenance in our faces? But what makes this even better is that Sharon Osbourne, her burnt out druggie husband Ozzie, and her repulsive kids are easily the FUGLIEST FAMILY in entertainment today!!  And the sad part is that the Osbournes have had all the resources with which to try to beautify themselves for years - after all Ozzie is a major rock star and the entire idiotic family was on TV for a couple of years.  Yet despite their millions they remain impossibly ugly!

This must be at the root of Sharon’s attack on mongoloid looking Susan Boyle - we are all most critical of those things we fear that we ourselves possess.  Sharon works with beautiful people everyday and so imagine what a heartbreak it is for her to be not even decent looking herself.  She can’t even buy a tinge of beauty - and boy has she tried - she has spent more on cosmetic surgery than some African countries’ entire budget.   Anyway, you just don’t make fun of people’s appearance - especially their basic looks which in no way are their responsibility or choice.   It is obviously cruel to make fun of someone as ugly as Susan Boyle but in Sharon’s case it is particularly absurd since she and her entire family are much uglier then Susan.   Photo: Fame Pictures

James Gandolfini Assaults photographer from Guest of a Guest on Vimeo.

Via PopEater Morena Baccarin, star of alien remake ‘V,’ is Anna, the head of the alien visitors. She’s beautiful and cool as a cucumber, but underneath it all, she’s…well, she’s a lizard. In the pilot, we catch a glimpse of character’s true nature - and in real life, we catch a glimpse of something much sweeter. PopEater chatted exclusively with the Brazilian-born actress about the show, whether or not she’s going to have to eat a rodent, her loyal ‘Firefly’ fans and how she feels about today’s reports that the show mimics the Obama presidency. She even talks about her famous haircut.  For more on this interview visit PopEater.  Photo: Fame Pictures

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Missing Baby Shannon Dedrick Found Under Bed In Babysitter Susan Baker’s Home

Sex Machine With No Gun

Mariah Carey Talks To Larry King About Abuse

Taylor Swift SNL Promo Spot Makes Fun Of "VMA Incident"

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Sarah Jessica Parker who plays Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and The City covers the December issue of Elle Magazine and talks about life with her new babies and her career. The actress has been busy juggling motherhood with filming on the eagerly-anticipated Sex And The City sequel and awaiting the release of her new romantic comedy, Did You Hear About The Morgans?.

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Kristen Stewart is Irrelevant - Fatback Media

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Mariah Carey On her Ex Husband’s Abuse - Busy Bee Blogger

New Angelina Jolie Trailer!!! - CelebPulp

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Americans VS Obama On Health Care - Eat.Sleep.Celebrity

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Too funny - apparently Levi Johnston took offense at last nights "Tonight Show".  William Shatner was on and he read a list of tweets from what was suppose to be Levi’s twitter account.  Now media whore Levi says "not true" and he intends to sue big bad Conan.  Tonight Conan addressed the issue saying:

"Last night on our program we paid tribute to the  father of Sarah Palin’s daughter and future playboy model Levi Johnston. We have been following Levi on twitter and William Shatner read some of his tweets.  Apparently the tweets are counterfeit it was someone posing as the witty Levi Johnson

Now Levi is very angry and taking us to some of the respected authorizes of truth like TMZ now that is like launching a nuclear attack.  I must personally apologize to a great American we wish him the best of luck as he trains for his upcoming naked photoshoot.  Tonight William Shatner will read some real quotes that have been verified.  Isn’t that right actor playing my lawyer?"

Then William Shatner came on and started to read a list of Levi statements:

1. The first thing Sarah said to me was to tell me you have to cut your hair I told her I did not want to I had a mullet at the time.
2. Guess what I shot a big ass bear.
3. If Sarah wanted food we would get her something to eat like a crunch wrap supreme from taco bell 
4. I just get naked that’s what I do 

The show was very funny and rather than be a real apology the show just made more fun of Levi.  It is digusting how the media is paying attention to him.  Exactly what is he famous for?  Having sex with Sarah Palin’s daughter thats it…..

Apparently after the beating that Rihanna took at the hands of Chris Brown she still got back together with him.  Rihanna says she only found the courage to leave Chris after realizing she was a bad example to young women.  In an interview with Diane Sawyer  that aired on Good Morning America today she said "I fell in love with this person, that’s embarrassing."

Rihanna also hinted that it took many times for her to finally leave Chris.  She said "It’s pretty easy to go back, you start lying to yourself. The physical wounds go away. You want this thing to go away. This is a memory you don’t want to ever have again."

Rihanna said she was publicly humiliated by the release of the picture of her battered face and how the situation became a public matter.  Photo: Fame Pictures

The beautiful Thandie Newton is InStyle UK’s cover girl for the  December 2009 issue.  In the interview Thandie said "In the right wedges, you can do anything!”

Here are a few quotes pulled from the article:

Let’s face it, Thandie making a fashion faux pas is about as likely as seeing Posh in a tracksuit. You might be a 37-year-old mum of two, but you’ve still got a ballet dancer’s figure…

“That’s genetic! And I’m a Jivamukti yoga freak – it’s food for my soul. When I’m not working, I’ll drop Rip off at school and Nico at nursery, then I go to yoga. I also have an amazing personal trainer, who I see whenever I can."

You’ve co-starred with quite a few dishy men. Did any of them make you think, ‘Ooh, if I wasn’t married…’?[Laughs] “ 

Listen to you! I’ve never dated an actor, just had the odd fling. Isn’t that weird? I don’t flirt with people – a long time ago, I stopped using my sexuality to have a relationship with people. I don’t think you really get a sense of me, sexually, and that’s why I have really great relationships with straight men.”

Click HERE to read the full interview is in this month’s InStyle.

Thandie Newton is a British actress who has appeared in such films as The Pursuit of Happyness; Run, Fat Boy, Run; Mission: Impossible II; Crash and W.  Thandie is dubbed the  "the queen of practical jokes" on sets when she is filming. 

Thandie always fashionable tied up the LA premiere of 2012 yesteday (November 3) as she walked the red carpet in a Prabal Gurung gown.

Mariah Carey carefully poses on the stairs in Malibu, CA on set of a new video on November 4, 2009. Mariah, known for her curvy physique has come under heavy media scrutiny in the past few weeks for her not so trim tummy. Could Mariah be the next new Hollywood mommy or is she just recovering from her role in Precious?

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Maybe now that it is personal Sean you can see for the first time a small fraction of the human cost inflicted by communist dictators and their behavior - the very man whose evil policies you openly support might be the same gent ultimately responsible for your son’s downfall.   Photo: Fame Pictures

Kristen Stewart Says ‘F Off’ to Dating Questions

Angelina Jolie’s 2010 Salt Movie Gets a Trailer

Mariah Carey: Glitter Almost Killed Me

Taylor Swift Kanye West SNL Promo VIDEO

Hayden Panettiere at A Jimmy Choo Event

Abbie Cornish Covers Vogue Australia December 2009 (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

Josh Duhamel Denies Having Sex With Stripper

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Jeremey Piven on the other hand is trying to pretend that he drank too much soy milk and that caused his breasts to grow unnaturally large due to the estrogens in the milk!!! What a canard - what nonsense! Just admit it Piven, just come right out and say that you used steroids - its obvious by looking at your physique that you have been getting help from supplements for years.

Now the truth is that Piven is suffering from gynecomastia, a well know condition amongst male bodybuilders in which the excess testosterone or testosterone-like steroids taken break down to estrogen which in some unlucky men enlarges the mammary glands, or breasts, in a feminine sort of way. Anabolic-androgenic steroids like Sustonon, Dianabol, Testosterone, Durobolin, or Equipoise have a tendency to break down via the aromatize enzyme producing estrogens in unnaturally large quantities which cause the development of what are known unlovingly in bodybuilding circles as "Bitch Tits." The only two ways to avoid this outcome if one is prone to gynecomastia are to take special anti-estrogen medications like Clomid, Nandrolone, or Arimidex while one is on the "juice," or to have cosmetic surgery afterwards… . Maybe there is a spot for Piven on a future version of "Nip and Tuck!"   Photo: Fame Pictures

It is not simply the blood sucking it is the sexual mystique.  When Bill consumes Sookie it is with a passion so strong – women swoon and wish they were in her place.

The reasons vampires are so popular is the power, the vampire is dark he is a creature of the night he is intimate. He can bend your will to his, he can consume you -  you love the vampire you feel a great deal of lust for him and at the same time you fear him. He calls you from afar, he flies in the night and he comes and he sucks your blood it is a very orgasmic – you truly give yourself to the vampire.   Below are the changing faces of vampires over the years.  What do you think the mystique is?

(right) Barnabus Collins played by by Canadian actor Jonathan Frid, Barnabas Collins is a 175-year-old vampire who is in search of fresh blood and his lost love.  Barnabus was on Dark Shadows, which aired from 1966 to 1971.  The show was very popular and still has many fans.   Currently Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are collaborating yet again to bring this series back to life. If they do Johnny Depp who is a big fan of "Barnabus" will play the lead role of Barnabas.

(left) Count Dracula was played by Béla Lugosi.  Béla was a Hungarian actor of stage and screen.  Through his association with Dracula (in which he appeared with minimal makeup, using his natural, heavily accented voice), Lugosi found himself typecast as a horror villain in such movies as Murders in the Rue Morgue, The Raven, and Son of Frankenstein for Universal, and the independent White Zombie.

(right) Spike (a.k.a. William "the Bloody"), played by James Marsters, is a fictional character created by Joss Whedon and David Greenwalt for the cult television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Spike is a vampire and played various roles on the shows, ranging from villain to comic-relief to anti-hero.

(left) Angel played by David Boreanaz in Angel.  The show details the ongoing trials of Angel, a vampire whose human soul was restored to him by gypsies as a punishment for the murder of one of their own. After more than a century of murder and the torture of innocents, Angel’s restored soul torments him with guilt and remorse.

(right) Vampire Bill Compton played by Stephen Moyer in True Blood.  True Blood details the co-existence of vampires and humans in Bon Temps, a fictional small Louisiana town. The series centers on Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin), a telepathic waitress at a bar, who falls in love with vampire Bill Compton.

(left) Edward Cullen played by actor Robert Pattinson in the Twilight Films.   Edward is a vampire who, over the course of the Twilight series, falls in love with, marries, and has a child with Bella Swan, a human teenager who later chooses to become a vampire also.

So who is your favorite vampire?

Via  People Magazine photos of Sarah Michelle Geller & Freddie Prinze Jr.’s daughter Charlotte.  Charlotte Grace Prinze was born on September 19, 2009.  The happy parents have been married since 2002.

They look so happy in the pictures - it is a good thing they waited so long to have a baby gave them time to get to really know each other.  Also like that they chose a totally normal name.   I am so over the crazy (I wanna be cool) Hollywood Celeb Baby names.