Celebrity Fail

Kathy Griffin is a Wordsmith

CelebrityFail — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:05:18 +0000

Last night, Craig Ferguson took time out of his show to give his good friend Kathy Griffin a call. The self-proclaimed “wordsmith” wanted a chance to explain herself and her potty mouth on CNN by using even more profanities on Craig’s show.

Jonah Hill’s Twitter Troubles

CelebrityFail — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:03:21 +0000

Jonah Hill was on Letterman Monday night and if you are one of the many losers following him on Twitter then you are a big sucker.

Here’s what Jonah had to say:

“I have never been on the Twitter nor will I ever be on the website Twitter, but there is someone who impersonates me and has over 100,000 followers.”

Apparently this kid has been talking trash to Jon Favreau the director of Iron Man. What a great way to almost ruin someones career. Jonah said he had to email Jon and let him know what was happening.

Maybe next time you will pay better attention to your online presence Mr. Hill. Either way you still kickass!

Brendan Fraser Gets His Chubby On

CelebrityFail — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:54:43 +0000

Brendan Fraser is usually on the more fit side of the scale but looking at these pictures he obviously has been hitting the booze a bit hard lately.

He could possibly just be preparing for his role in the upcoming family comedy Furry Vengeance. Either way his belly looks a bit off from a normal beer gut. It’s kinda lop sided…whatever.

[via Just Jared]

Miranda Kerr Nude Photos, Yay!

CelebrityFail — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:04:01 +0000

It doesn’t matter where these came from, I just want to see more of Miranda.

Kate Gosselin Match.com Profile Video

CelebrityFail — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:53:59 +0000

After getting canned by her husband John, an emotionally unstable Kate Gosselin searches for a new Mr. Right. I don’t think she will get to many responses from this one.

[via Funny or Die]

Michael Phelp’s Fresh Buzz

CelebrityFail — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:44:32 +0000

Not sure if we should blame this fail on Subway or Michael Phelps. TMZ reports that the reps for Subway said

“It’s just an unfortunate coincidence, adding the Fresh Buzz site has been around for 3 years.”

Regardless of what was intended I think they knew exactly what people would think. After all, it got my attention and reminded us all that Michael Phelps love the Ganja. It’s ok if your munchie craving leads you to Subway, It’s healthier than McDonald’s and all natural just like Marijuana.

Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

CelebrityFail — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:38:55 +0000

Although her film career has taken a slow turn into the trash bin, Mina Suvari still looks smokin’ hot in the bikini pictures. Try to keep the drool inside your mouth please.

Note: Mina’s sexy body is best view from the rear.

Conan O’Brien “Sanford or Steele,” Skit Fails

CelebrityFail — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:57:40 +0000

It’s always a great day when I finally get to rip on Conan O’Brien. Wait, I can do that even if he doesn’t fail. Whatever. In this skit Fabio was Andy’s lifeline and after the call starts it just goes straight into the shit box. Lets have a look my little friends.

Brad Pitt Needs a Ride

CelebrityFail — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:34:04 +0000

And a good bike mechanic.

Brad Pitt’s vintage motorcycle broke down in a residential area near the Franklin Village in Los Angeles on Thursday July 2nd. A Paparazzi from x17 was following Brad and gave him a lift since he really had no other option (apparently he can’t walk long distances ).

The ride did not go to well for mr cranky. Here’s what the photog had to say:

“Brad was a nervous wreck — he was paranoid and rude, demanding that our photog drive faster to get him home quickly. Loosen up, Mr. Pitt! We’re just regular people … you know, those humans you see when you look down from your ivory tower!” -X17

Anyways… I would already be annoyed after my bike broke down. It would be even worse to have a camera shoved in my face and some retard asking dumb questions. Ahh the life of a celebrity. You can’t even have a friendly gesture of a lift without getting bombarded.

[pics-Just Jared]

Angelina Jolie is Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress

CelebrityFail — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:50:50 +0000

Angelina Jolie reportedly earned $27 million in the past year, $2 million more than Brad Pitt’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. Way to pick em Brad!

The “Wanted” star took home a share of the profits from the action film, as well as making some cheddar just for signing on the dotted line from her role in the upcoming spy drama “Salt”.