Celebrity Fail

Christina Aguilera Arrested – Public Intoxication

CelebrityFail — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 03:47:28 +0000

The short: Boyfriend was driving drunk, burned out & got pulled over. He had a blood alcohol level of .09 which is illegal. She was so drunk that she didn’t know where she was. So Christina didn’t have a ride and was arrested on suspicion of being drunk in public so that she could be held at the sheriff’s station.

That was actually kind of nice of the pigs. Making sure she would stay safe and all, or maybe they realized that they could get her back to the station and take advantage of her since she had no clue what was going on?

Sexy Megan Fox Strips For Armani Underwear

CelebrityFail — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:20:14 +0000

After stripping for Emporio Armani underwear for spring/summer 2010, Megan Fox is back in the newest autumn/winter 2010-2011 campaign. She is definitely on our list of sexiest girls alive!

Salma Hayek Snake FREAK OUT

CelebrityFail — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:58:41 +0000

Watch Salma Hayek jump and freak out during an interview for her latest movie “Grown Ups”. Apparently she thinks the snake is out to get her.

Mariah Carey Replaced by a Fatty

CelebrityFail — Tue, 04 May 2010 04:07:45 +0000

It’s disappointing to see this but here you go. The usually always sexy Mariah Carey is a bit on the fat side.

Kathy Griffin is a Wordsmith

CelebrityFail — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:05:18 +0000

Last night, Craig Ferguson took time out of his show to give his good friend Kathy Griffin a call. The self-proclaimed “wordsmith” wanted a chance to explain herself and her potty mouth on CNN by using even more profanities on Craig’s show.

UPDATE: (lame)

Jonah Hill’s Twitter Troubles

CelebrityFail — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:03:21 +0000

Jonah Hill was on Letterman Monday night and if you are one of the many losers following him on Twitter then you are a big sucker.

Here’s what Jonah had to say:

“I have never been on the Twitter nor will I ever be on the website Twitter, but there is someone who impersonates me and has over 100,000 followers.”

Apparently this kid has been talking trash to Jon Favreau the director of Iron Man. What a great way to almost ruin someones career. Jonah said he had to email Jon and let him know what was happening.

Maybe next time you will pay better attention to your online presence Mr. Hill. Either way you still kickass!

Brendan Fraser Gets His Chubby On

CelebrityFail — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:54:43 +0000

Brendan Fraser is usually on the more fit side of the scale but looking at these pictures he obviously has been hitting the booze a bit hard lately.

He could possibly just be preparing for his role in the upcoming family comedy Furry Vengeance. Either way his belly looks a bit off from a normal beer gut. It’s kinda lop sided…whatever.

[via Just Jared]

Miranda Kerr Nude Photos, Yay!

CelebrityFail — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:04:01 +0000

It doesn’t matter where these came from, I just want to see more of Miranda.

Kate Gosselin Match.com Profile Video

CelebrityFail — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:53:59 +0000

After getting canned by her husband John, an emotionally unstable Kate Gosselin searches for a new Mr. Right. I don’t think she will get to many responses from this one.

Kate Gosselin Match.com Profile Video – watch more funny videos

[via Funny or Die]

Michael Phelp’s Fresh Buzz

CelebrityFail — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:44:32 +0000

Not sure if we should blame this fail on Subway or Michael Phelps. TMZ reports that the reps for Subway said

“It’s just an unfortunate coincidence, adding the Fresh Buzz site has been around for 3 years.”

Regardless of what was intended I think they knew exactly what people would think. After all, it got my attention and reminded us all that Michael Phelps love the Ganja. It’s ok if your munchie craving leads you to Subway, It’s healthier than McDonald’s and all natural just like Marijuana.