goodnight, futureboy

Fandoms will insist that these two characters are obviously in love with each other and then you…

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 16:18:35 +0100

Fandoms will insist that these two characters are obviously in love with each other and then you check out the work they’re talking about and they just aren’t. And it’ll be the whole fandom, too, like the entire community will treat this coupling like it’s text, somehow blissfully unaware that they completely made it up! It’s like a mass hallucination of invented subtext.

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 15:38:29 +0100

cerayanay:

Technophobes need to apologise for “just put it in plain English you stupid machine!” because, well…

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 14:56:44 +0100

wormpretzal:

not-terezi-pyrope:
Technophobes need to apologise for “just put it in plain English you stupid machine!” because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an “app” has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like “oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We’ll try again soon!” which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word “network”.
To no one’s surprise
This website is a self fulfilling prophecy of mild annoyances

ive complained about this so many times in the last five years i cannot comprehend why youtube…

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 14:14:31 +0100

atthebell:

ive complained about this so many times in the last five years i cannot comprehend why youtube pulled community captions

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 13:32:32 +0100

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate:

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 12:52:30 +0100

softwaring:

being cosmically “insignificant” doesnt even matter like its not important……… like literally…

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 12:10:24 +0100

entomycetic:

uvradical:
hungwy:
being cosmically “insignificant” doesnt even matter like its not important……… like literally lets enjoy a strawberry
as a physicists the whole ‘cosmically significant’ is so funny. nothing is cosmically significant. the sun is small and tiny compared to, most starts and even stars are small next to the gravitational pull of supermassive black holes and even then is doesn’t matter bc, the universe is both infinite and in vast expanse so why would one black whole matter?, which means at the end everything matters bc the universe is a sum of its parts all parts are so stupid small to the universe they all, matter and we are here enjoying a strawberry, isnt it nice?, (via las-lus)

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 11:28:26 +0100

socialmaya:

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 10:46:24 +0100

prole-log:

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 10:06:20 +0100

cannibalchicken:

Googles ai search is going great

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 09:24:26 +0100

planningisnotmystrength:

belvira:
Googles ai search is going great

please i love you i’m begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the…

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 08:42:29 +0100

inkskinned:

please i love you i’m begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. “hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing.” “thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad.” I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use “growled” as a word for “said”? it’s just poetics! they do not literally mean “growled,” it’s just a common replacement for “said with force but in a low tone.” it’s normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

have we discussed if the sims movie could be about the bella goth disappearance.. ik it’s def not…

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 23:35:08 +0100

bl00dysk1es:

have we discussed if the sims movie could be about the bella goth disappearance.. ik it’s def not likely but come onnnn

I’ve always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 22:54:44 +0100

effemimaniac:

whats-a-bear:
reslake:
reslake:
I’ve always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl
And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan
naming my daughter Rum &
hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me
Rum & The Eyeless One

Speaking of watching the search for spock i literally dont remember what happened in this fight…

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 16:20:56 +0100

garaks-padded-bra:

Speaking of watching the search for spock i literally dont remember what happened in this fight scene because i was so genuinely baffled at kirks catastrophic levels of cake I couldnt concentrate

I was today years old when I found out samus has to make specific hand movements in order to use her…

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 15:38:28 +0100

totallynotgayforyou:

I was today years old when I found out samus has to make specific hand movements in order to use her beams
The Hyper Beam is officially the Fuck You blast

we saw ducks changing gender together

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 14:56:39 +0100

jadenvargen:

we saw ducks changing gender together

Every time I look back You’re there

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 14:14:23 +0100

littleoil:

Every time I look back
You’re there

lost phineas and ferb episode where perry is called to investigate what dr doofenshmirtz is up to…

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 13:32:22 +0100

transxfiles:

lost phineas and ferb episode where perry is called to investigate what dr doofenshmirtz is up to because carl the intern got ahold of some intel that doof has been seen speaking to lawyers and looking up the endangered species act at internet cafes and as major monogram says, “something fishy is going on”
meanwhile phineas and ferb’s subplot of “i know what we’re gonna do today!” is that isabella needs her environmentalist fireside girls badge so they start researching which species are in urgent need of help in the tri-state area so that they can use new cloning and gene therapy technologies to bring at-risk animals back from extinction
(yes there is a c-plot where buford and baljeet argue the ethics of this idea, i don’t have time to explain it all for you rn)
we cut back to🎵doofenshmirtz evil incorporated🎵where we see perry carefully maneuvering around doofenshmirtz’s lab scared he might fall into a trap but he hasn’t set off a single booby trap and it’s clear something is off
he runs into doofenshmirtz and goes to kick him in the gut action movie style but doof steps back one overly confident and says, “nuh uh uh, you see perry the platypus, you are TRAPPED! by the danville section of the endangered species act of 1973!”
doof goes on to explain his tragic backstory: “you see, perry the platypus, when i was a child my parents did not show up for my own birth! but you know that already, yadda yadda yadda they did not love me and then they loved roger more, ANYways i was raised by ocelots! i had a lovely foster mother who took me in and made me one of the pride, and so you see, perry the platypus, i am still legally considered an ocelot. did you know that there are only 50 recorded ocelots still alive in the continental united states? very sad for me as a member of a near-extinct species. it would be immoral for you to hurt someone critically endangered… in fact, you have made many attempts on my life this summer”
[montage of doof’s security camera footage of their battles]
“which is why i have decided to bring you… TO COURT!” we cut back to phineas and ferb’s back yard where they’ve decided to start cloning ocelots in their kiddie pool
candace storms outside enraged and says, “phineas and ferb are you cloning ocelots in my duckie momo kiddie pool!?”
ferb’s one line of the episode is “well, i guess it’s more of a kitty pool, now”
candace storms away saying, “i’m going to tell mom!” and isabella turns to phineas and says, “oh, does your mom have experience in wildlife conservation?”
we cut back to the doof and perry plotline where the two are now in the danville hall of justice and we learn that doof has spent his monthly alimony check on a defense lawyer and perry turns and sees the lawyer and then vanessa helping her organize her briefcase and perry chitters at her and vanessa shrugs and says, “i’m thinking about going into legal defense. sorry perry.”
the rest of the doof and perry b-plot is spent in court and perry is about to ask for a public defense lawyer when carl runs into the room and explains that he’s owca’s official legal defense and perry looks at him like, “uhhh is that even allowed?”
it doesn’t matter because apparently the judge is out sick today but because it’s danville roger’s the judge now because he’s the mayor and everyone loves him.
the court case continues.
meanwhile phineas and ferb have successfully cloned multiple ocelots from the original ocelot dna they had on hand and isabella asks phineas if these clones will experience health problems like premature aging, phineas casually explains that ferb figured out the problem while they were experimenting with stem cell harvesting.
back in the courtroom, doof’s ocelot foster mother has been brought to the stand along with an ocelot to english translator. doof gets emotional seeing her after so long. she says that he was one of her favorite child and he was as strong a hunter as anyone else in the family. it’s incredibly sweet. the jury’s in tears.
meanwhile, isabella has established connections with a group in texas who are going to release the ocelots back into their natural habitat and, using the cloned ocelots to prevent inbreeding, help establish an ocelot breeding program. the group explains that they are going to send a helicopter to retrieve the cloned ocelots from danville and bring them to texas soon.
isabella gets her fireside girls badge.
candace manages to get mom to see the backyard only after the ocelots have been helicoptered off to coastal texas, their primary habitat.
mom makes it into the backyard as phineas stares wistfully over the fence and says, “if you love something, you have to let it go.” candace goes, “look mom look look look!” and points at the ducky momo kiddie pool, devoid of cloned ocelots, where baljeet and buford are now chilling out, having settled their philosophical debate about the ethics of animal cloning.
back in the courtroom drama, doof looks like he’s about to win when an attendant walks into the courtroom and whispers something in roger’s ear.
roger looks up, grinning, and says, “good news, everyone! my attendant here has just enlightened me that ocelots are no longer considered critically endangered!”
this settles the case, with perry being decreed not guilty and the entire affair being called off. the courtroom cheers, roger walks over to doof and personally congratulates him on his species’ return from the brink of extinction.
doof shouts, “curse you endangered species classification system!” at the ceiling of the danville hall of justice.
perry arrives back home just in time for mom to say, “who wants pie?”
the end.

The Elysian Kingdom Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (2022–)

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 12:52:28 +0100

trek-daily:

The Elysian Kingdom
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (2022–)