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this is just ridiculous

Tue, 04 May 2010 12:13:00 -0700

jstr: holy fuck dude, it's only tuesday
pdp: i know man
jstr: jesus christ
pdp: yeah man it hurts
jstr: i mean, goddamn
pdp: seriously
jstr: why the fuck is it still tuesday?
pdp: you'd think it would be at least thursday by now
jstr: FUCK

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the french comte steals the show

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:26:00 -0700

jstr: i have an idea for a play i want to write
pdp: like what kind?
jstr: a farce
jstr: takes place in the office of a government task force
pdp: it already sounds like a thrill
jstr: but it will involve ambassadors from various countries
jstr: and hijinx ensue from the culture shock they each experience
pdp: ok that doesn't sound like a completely terrible idea
jstr: i know right?
jstr: it's a committee comity-comedy

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someone contact merriam and/or webster

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 06:55:26 -0700

jstr: quick! words that you think are spelled wrong!
pdp: "gallivant"!
pdp: that "i" really should to be an "a"
jstr: "inoculate"!
jstr: i would like to see another "n"
pdp: "playwright"!
pdp: seriously! who's friggin' idea was that one!
jstr: ok, i got a good one!
jstr: "vagina"
pdp: ...um, what's wrong with that one?
jstr: i don't know exactly!
jstr: but it makes me giggle too much

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least it's better than 'smegma'

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:10:46 -0700

pdp: 'smock' is fun to say
pdp: smock smock smock
jstr: also 'turban'
pdp: hemoglobin!
jstr: nice!
jstr: how bout glossolalia
pdp: antiscorbutic!
jstr: machination!
pdp: coprophagy!
jstr: hold on i have to look that one up
jstr: ...
jstr: ...ok, let's just not play this game anymore

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let's talk about politics instead

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:39:00 -0800

jstr: jesus saves!
pdp: you are so christly!
jstr: no shit
jstr: i am the christliest
pdp: um well now you are just a hypocrite
jstr: ...
jstr: i will fucking kill you if you don't say i am christly again
pdp: hmmm
jstr: say that i am humble
jstr: TELL ME I'M HUMBLE

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appropriate action has been taken

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:25:19 -0800

jstr: decrease signal-to-noise ratio!
pdp: splendid!
pdp: we have moved the needle
jstr: the condition of our situation's predicament is circumstantial
pdp: moving forward, we'll establish various actions and reactions
jstr: causality will henceforth continue its normal course
pdp: our options are A or B, along with other possibilities
jstr: man, i have got just the itchiest butthole right now
pdp: ...
pdp: that was probably too much signal

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my life's work will be recursive

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:25:14 -0800

jstr: no really i have to find a better job
jstr: or something else
pdp: like what?
jstr: i dunno
jstr: i have like 95 different ideas
pdp: you might think about narrowing that
jstr: right. well.
jstr: i'm pretty sure i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out what i want to do for the rest of my life
pdp: dude, that's what everybody does
pdp: even if they don't realize it

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how can you know if you don't try?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:05:28 -0800

jstr: i hate my job
pdp: so quit
jstr: oh good idea
jstr: because house payments will just rise from my tears
pdp: totally

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starting now or starting when we started talking?

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:45:08 -0800

jstr: i is ready when you is
grch: i'll be ready in 5
jstr: FIVE WHAT?
jstr: PARSECS?
grch: the time it takes light to travel the distance covered by light in 5 minutes
jstr: through a vacuum?
grch: partial

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urbandictionary is of no usage

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:08:24 -0800

jstr: you leave soon then?
jstr: do not forget myself, o driver-buddy!
grch: I HAVE NOT FORGET
grch: i'm still wrapping up, if you're in the thick
jstr: your slanging frights and confuzzles me

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meh

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:40:06 -0800

jstr: my high school english teacher was awesome!
pdp: o rly?
jstr: she used to say you get three exclamation points in your lifetime
pdp: that's awesome
jstr: i know!
jstr: oh shit!
jstr: i just used all mine
pdp: oh snap
jstr: i guess things are going to be pretty mellow from now on
pdp: looks like you are stuck with ennui
pdp: and deadpan irony from now on
jstr: woe

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we gonna make it rain, verily

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:27:00 -0800

jstr: verily, i bid you good morrow
pdp: salutations, verily
jstr: verily and eagerly do i await the cavortings of the week's end
jstr: verily, i do
pdp: mm, yes, quite, quite verily
pdp: and it shall be right good, verily
jstr: my loins are girded, good sir
jstr: very verily
pdp: indeed
pdp: boners galore, verily

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and save it from the couch pillows

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:21:50 -0800

grch: hello roommate
grch: i'm working tonight so i won't be back till later
jstr: good!
jstr: i don't want to see your dumb face with your dumb hair
grch: you like my hair, according to my g/f
jstr: i just like to smell it

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ah, a subtle point

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:34:00 -0800

jstr: cubism is the worst kind of art in the world ever
pdp: that is open to interpretation
jstr: no it's reality
jstr: it is truth
pdp: reality & truth are open to interpretation
jstr: IF I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS IT WILL HURT
jstr: THAT IS REALITY
jstr: INTERPRET THAT

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we'll have to do a double-blind study

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 07:51:43 -0800

jstr: so can you be killed?
jstr: because i am willing and able
pdp: no
pdp: i am from the planet krypton
pdp: so you are much too feeble
jstr: what if i have kryptonite nunchuks?
pdp: hmmm
pdp: i doubt those would have any effect
jstr: what if i shove them up your ass?

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:47:16 -0800

pdp: SSSHHHHIIIINNGG!
jstr: SHHINNNG!
pdp: whoosh CHING
jstr: swish kick PIFF
pdp: hrrrrrngg...
jstr: CLANG!
pdp: KRANG!
jstr: *stab*
jstr: *kill*
pdp: dude, bullshit!
pdp: you cannot just *stab kill*
jstr: oh for fuck's sake
jstr: fine, let's just go have a real swordfight

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so grown up

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:20:27 -0800

jstr: dude, what is that noise
pdp: how should i know
pdp: i'm like two states away
jstr: omg oh shit
jstr: my nose is whistling
pdp: so pick it
jstr: i think i need to trim my nose hairs
jstr: wtf I'm 26

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erudition and elucidation

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:58:18 -0800

jstr: i have noticed a similarity between crosswords and minesweeper
jstr: a convergence
pdp: what, they both have boxes?
jstr: no
pdp: you do them both on the toilet?
jstr: NO
jstr: they both cascade!
pdp: ...you lost me.
jstr: like you can sit there with half the puzzle unfinished
jstr: but then you solve one critical clue
jstr: and it all cascades from there
pdp: wow yes interesting
pdp: they're just like every other puzzle ever
jstr: ... well.
jstr: whatever i am a SMART PERSON who NOTICES THINGS
jstr: i'mma EAT YOUR FACE

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gastroteleology

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:08:48 -0800

jstr: i recently farted
jstr: hence rank odors are persisting throughout my presence
pdp: that is of a nature which disgusts my soul
jstr: it is but a product of nature
jstr: and nature is beauty
pdp: yes but had our creator forgone such necessities
pdp: our joys would be multiplied
jstr: nay
jstr: for you would explode like whoa

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ask the google

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 06:36:00 -0800

pdp: OLYMPICS TOMORROW OMG OMG
jstr: oh sweet that's right
jstr: wait where are the olympics this year?
pdp: some city in canandada
jstr: oh yeah that's right
pdp: toronto or quebec or something
jstr: right or skasketchakan
pdp: or alaska

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