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		<title>Out Dated Icon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 21:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh yes, that is one old school street sweeper! In fact, I was not even sure they ever looked like this, until Google Images turned [...]]]></description>
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<p>Oh yes, that is one old school street sweeper! In fact, I was not even sure they ever looked like this, until Google Images turned up this <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/40426177@N03/4055632779/lightbox/">gem</a>.</p>
<p>Without the accompanying words, this icon definitely is too old-school to be of much use to me. I wonder what icons that get heavy use today will be meaningless to future generations?</p>
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		<title>Perhaps not the most accurate translation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 17:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across this sign on my travels. This is the sort of sign that makes you say, &#8220;Is this for real?!?&#8221; I wonder if [...]]]></description>
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<p>I came across this sign on my travels. This is the sort of sign that makes you say, &#8220;Is this for real?!?&#8221;  I wonder if the Chinese to English translation is correct?  I&#8217;d like to think it&#8217;s not.</p>
<p><em>P.S. The red asterisks are our additions, to save your mother&#8217;s blushes.</em></p>
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		<title>The Geek Star</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 18:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a little known constellation that the astronomy nerds of the modern era use to navigate their world, if not their very universe. The [...]]]></description>
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<p>There is a little known constellation that the astronomy nerds of the modern era use to navigate their world, if not their very universe. The constellation is known as Sagi-Larry-ous, the Geek Star.</p>
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		<title>Name that album</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 00:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you guess which music album is depicted in the photo above? Answers via comments, if you please.]]></description>
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<p>Can you guess which music album is depicted in the photo above? Answers via comments, if you please. </p>
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		<title>Skillful Accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A reader from Chicago shared this little snippet from the police blotter, along with the query: &#8220;Aren&#8217;t all accidents somewhat caused by lack of driving [...]]]></description>
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<p>A reader from Chicago shared this little snippet from the police blotter, along with the query: &#8220;Aren&#8217;t all accidents somewhat caused by lack of driving skills?&#8221;</p>
<p>I suppose there are occasional <em>intentional </em>crashes, but then again, those would not be &#8220;accidents&#8221; per se.</p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
<p><strong>Thanks to the chickemonkeydog reader on the scene for spotting this and sending it in! We encourage you to share your quirky finds too!</strong></p>
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		<title>Dear CostCo,</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 20:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I believe the guy who is supposed to retrieve your carts from the lot may have quit. All the best, ChickenMonkeyDog]]></description>
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<p>I believe the guy who is supposed to retrieve your carts from the lot may have quit.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.chickenmonkeydog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/carts1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>All the best,</p>
<p>ChickenMonkeyDog</p>
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		<title>The Need To Pay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 15:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A screen shot snagged from the United States Postal Service website. When you use their site to change your address, they charge you $1. Fair [...]]]></description>
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<p>A screen shot snagged from the United States Postal Service website.</p>
<p>When you use their site to change your address, they charge you $1. Fair enough. It&#8217;s a convenience for me and I&#8217;m happy to pay, plus $1 is a pretty reasonable amount.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t care for the attempt to make it seem like they are only doing it grudgingly and that it&#8217;s not really what they want. </p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll <strong><em>need </em></strong>to charge you&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>C&#8217;mon, you don&#8217;t NEED to. Even if you do need to send a charge through, why could it not be $0.01, or why couldn&#8217;t you reimburse me? I don&#8217;t mind paying, just call it what it is. </p>
<p>Reminds me of when Netflix basically doubled their price and then told us all that it was for our best interest. </p>
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		<title>Book Trap</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once the donated books go in, they never come out. Either that, or the person who does empty the books out is a thief. Those [...]]]></description>
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<p>Once the donated books go in, they never come out.</p>
<p>Either that, or the person who does empty the books out is a thief.</p>
<p>Those are the only two options I see.</p>
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		<title>Take a little off the top</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These barbers became tree trimmers, just &#8220;taking a little off the top&#8221; as they shorten this small forest from the top down. Next I think [...]]]></description>
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<p>These barbers became tree trimmers, just &#8220;taking a little off the top&#8221; as they shorten this small forest from the top down. </p>
<p>Next I think they were going to clean up the ears and shave the neck of the woods.</p>
<p>An alternative lumberjack approach!</p>
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		<title>Hide and Seek – Hospital Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seen on the website of a hospital: &#8220;Perhaps our best kept secret is our location on the shores of beautiful &#60;location hidden to maintain anonymity. [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Seen on the website of a hospital</strong>: &#8220;Perhaps our best kept secret is our location on the shores of beautiful <em>&lt;location hidden to maintain anonymity. Please use your imagination to fill in this gap&gt;</em>&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Makes you wonder what other secrets they have hidden. Perhaps an underground training facility for mutant doctors, led by a bald man in a wheelchair blessed with the power to cure the world&#8217;s illnesses but  ironically unable to cure his own affliction.</p>
<p>Or perhaps it&#8217;s a hospital for superheroes? The logistical side to all those cartoons we grew up watching.</p>
<p>Does this explain the <a href="http://www.chickenmonkeydog.com/lets-hope-its-not-too-much-of-an-emergency/">hospital emergency directions we saw</a>? </p>
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