Chocolate Baby Comics

One Ringfinger to Rule Them All

Jason — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:30:42 +0000

If there’s one thing the Lord of the Rings movies absolutely nailed, it was their portrayal of the Meth-head of Mordor, Gollum. Such vile, manipulative scheming, paired with truly pitiful desperation! Every second he was onscreen was filled with that awful, crawling sensation at the base of my neck that his imminent treachery was about [...]

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Cheer Hunter

Jason — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:00:55 +0000

We rarely stop to think of what our beloved superheroes get up to while on their once-in-a-blue moon vacations – I guess it’s part of that whole “great power/great responsibility” thing that’s like some kind of mandatory BOGO deal. Nevertheless, if they’re anything like us, they probably leap (figuratively, although some of them do this [...]

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No Smoke Without Fire(stations Going Up In Flames)

Jason — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:00:13 +0000

Unless they’re happening to your meager possessions or actual person, fires can be rather funny things. I, for one, confess to always wondering about what it might be like, were one to erupt in the nearest fire station. Or fireworks factory – man, those are the best. Better yet, I imagine how embarrassing it must be [...]

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Patience is a virtue

Jason — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:00:15 +0000

New comic coming soon, promise. Now, to find a bag of frozen peas for my sore ass and nads… Share This Comic

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Over-parenting since the dawn of time

Jason — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:45:02 +0000

Jesus seemed like he was a pretty cool guy, by all accounts (except for his major beef with tax collectors – damn hippies, sponging off the working man). Which, I guess, is what accounts for the sustained bleating about his being nailed to a piece of wood, two thousand and nine years later. What I really [...]

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I see you’ve played ‘Knifey-Spooney’ before

Jason — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:10 +0000

As a society, we tend to have a really low tolerance for others’ mistakes – especially if that other person happens to be a giant walking knife. I say it’s disgusting and unjust that such attitudes persist in our supposedly enlightened society. For christ’s sake, he just slipped – those goddamn brats shouldn’t have been dancing [...]

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And…we’re back!

Jason — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:03:33 +0000

It’s been a long time wandering in the wilderness, friends, but it feels good to be back. Those among you who yearn for the good ol’ days of dial-up, animated GIFs and 3-minute flash intros can chortle with glee as they frolic among the long-dead archives of Where’s My Parade? Speaking of backs, if you’re sprouting [...]

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Kids Can Be So Cruel

Jason — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:00:52 +0000

Some people never hurt a fly their entire lives. Some people may have tried the old ‘focusing a magnifying glass over a line of ants on a sunny day’ trick as kids, and felt horrible about it afterwards.Some people capture small animals and force their bidding [...]

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Some Knowledge Of Prison Slang Required

Jason — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:00:18 +0000

Greetings, friends! It is our hope that your summers have been full, blasphemous, and full of broken taboos that, while maybe [...]

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Tusk, tusk

Jason — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:00:29 +0000

In celebration of Where’s My Parade? surviving its wanderings in the no-man’s land known as domain renewal, we have a new strip to tickle…well, whatever you like, [...]

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