Chocolate Shoes: A webcomic.

Chocolate Shoes: Worse than Sea Monkeys.

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:55:47 -0800

New for January 26, 2011.
Maybe they're aquatic? I put some Nerf balls in there,
to replicate their natural lung habitat. Didn't work.
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Chocolate Shoes: Aw, swizzwiggets!

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 21:39:34 -0800

New for January 25, 2011.
Also a possibility: "Grundlejunk." HOLY GRUNDLEJUNK!
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Chocolate Shoes: "With great fire comes great disfigurement." - Uncle Ben

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 22:17:05 -0800

New for January 24, 2011.
He's part of the League of Momma Told You. Leaguemates: Sir Making Faces, Miss Indoor Rollerskates, and Ball In The House Lad.
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Chocolate Shoes: As an orangutan, you still get Tang.

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 22:04:19 -0800

New for January 18, 2011.
As an orangutan, I won't have to wear shoes! Just two pairs of gloves! Questions? Comments? Feedback? Click here!

Chocolate Shoes: Black holes eat everything but like bananas best.

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:43:31 -0800

New for January 14, 2011.
You're still a bigger hole, though. Questions? Comments? Feedback? Click here!

Chocolate Shoes: OR Chocaclysm, chocastrophe, chocogeddon.

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:10:12 -0800

New for January 13, 2011.
I guess it would be more proper if it were The Chocalypse.
But prior experience with "-aholic" says Chocopocalypse would win the public's favor.
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Chocolate Shoes: Zombies - Can't live with 'em, can't die with 'em.

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 23:42:21 -0800

New for January 11, 2011.
Being a zombie is an excellent reason to not bathe because
absolutely no one wants zombie soup.
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Chocolate Shoes: Isn't it worth sacrificing your car to not have human bacon?

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:18:06 -0800

New for January 10, 2011.
They ARE working on introducing human genes into pigs to make them more docile and in the hope of creating organ transplant farms.
But no one needs a bacon transplant. Human bacon is so worth buttons and cars, though.
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Chocolate Shoes: Roll the cigars! Roll out the dogs!

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 22:15:19 -0800

New for January 7, 2011.
I wouldn't kid you about certain, fuzzy doom.
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Chocolate Shoes: Gears beat foam swords every time.

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 06:22:02 -0800

New for January 6, 2011.
LARPing: For people who want to walk on the D&D board.
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Chocolate Shoes: Heh. Kumquat.

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 21:16:45 -0800

New for January 5, 2011.
Say it with me, now: KUMQUAT.
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Chocolate Shoes: That's her name! Henry Shue, Jr.

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 20:56:17 -0800

New for January 4, 2011.
A whip also comes in handy.
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Chocolate Shoes: A nerd joke for nerds.

Sun, 02 Jan 2011 21:03:29 -0800

New for January 3, 2011.
This is for language nerds who are also history buffs and fans of old movies. All two of you.
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Chocolate Shoes: Zanisia shares a coastline with Mongolia and Bolivia.

Sun, 02 Jan 2011 01:04:42 -0800

New for January 2, 2011.
Beware: Zanisian Bushy-Tailed Mini-Terriers may eat all your cashews.

Chocolate Shoes: Ask and you shall maybe get an answer.

Sat, 01 Jan 2011 17:07:36 -0800

New for January 1, 2011.
Happy new year! Happy new comic! Happy ice cream!