Chris Rhee http://chrisrhee.com Simply, the man who put a smile on the face of all who he met Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:31:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Suspended http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/chrisrhee/~3/Uuk_Mil6Nrc/ http://chrisrhee.com/2012/suspended/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:04:13 +0000 Chris http://chrisrhee.com/?p=723 Back home, wearing suspenders. Because it’s ever-so-slightly more convenient than unpacking the belts from my luggage.

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A photo exhibit of an iMessage conversation

Not pictured: Her brutal rebuttal that totally burned me.

Previous slang attempt: Daisy in Taiwan

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... Doh.

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Decided to delay my flight back to Portland...

vs

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Ice on the sidewalk. From today’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe.

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FYI: My avatar been blacked out since I joined Twitter in 2007. #SOPAhipster

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That’s not very dope.

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Told me keep my own money if we ever did split up
How can something so gangsta be so pretty in pictures?

— Jay-Z (“That’s My Bitch”)

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From yesterday’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe in Northwest Portland

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Compared to this moment 11 months ago...

  • Amanda: is it hailing/sleeting then or snowing?
  • Chris: i‘m from california. hail, sleet, snow, whatever. ICE son
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Tatyana sent me a screenshot of her waiting for me to connect on FaceTime…

(She’s probably the only person who has me down as ‘Christopher‘ in her address book.)

  • Tatyana: Work on the speed.
  • Chris: Ha. I accepted, it just didn’t connect.
  • Chris: Work on your battery. It’s pitiful.
  • Chris: Irresponsible negligence to let it get that low.
  • Chris: Careless insouciance! This tells me a great deal about your overall character and attitude towards life. I’m rethinking many things.
  • Tatyana: It went down from all the texting, fool. Also the photos. How many did I send… Stop hating, you hater.
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  • Justin: tell them you want to add a revision, then rainbows and lens flare.
  • William: Very unprofessional.
  • Chris:‎^ Shout out to William who has to deliver that contract to his HR department. Sorry.
  • William: Hah, I had to be like, “Thats his signature! WHAT!?’
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Usually I eat the hearts of those who post my pictures without permission. But the little dried thing in your chest would only slowly kill me from within.

— Alienman in response to my previous post containing photographic evidence of her existence

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  • Daisy: That shit was X-ray
  • Chris: LOL
  • Daisy: Dammit iPhone
  • Daisy: Cray*
  • Chris: that's like when your mom tries to use slang...
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    The faces of Seyoung Money when she's at work

    Working from The Hazel Room in southeast Portland.

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    • Phil: You got some balls, kid. I’ll give you that much.
    • Tony: You’ll give me what I tell you to give me. And I’m not a kid.
    • Phil: Relax, it’s an expression.
    • Tony: Well here’s another expression: You got five days to give me my money.

    — From an episode of The Sopranos

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    Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland

    Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup

    Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.

    During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.

    Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…

    “I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”

    — Justin

    “I have a rule about prostitutes”

    — Amanda

    “Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”

    — Jackie

    “Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”

    — Dorinda

    “For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”

    — Justin

    “We are the 1%.”

    — Justin

    “It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”

    — Amanda

    “I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”

    — Amanda

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    I went from the favorite
    To the most hated

    But would you rather be underpaid or overrated?

    — Jay-Z (“So Appalled”)

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  • Jessica: did you get my duck sauce picture
  • Jessica: the other day
  • Chris: where’d you send it?
  • Jessica: text
  • Chris: “the other day” as in November 16?

    • She was only two months off. Not bad! (Although that’s squarely in 2011.) It’s good to know I’m not the only one who has a poor concept of the unit of time known as the other day.

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