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My Singing Debut: Yellow Coldplay cover by Ashley 104

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 11:07:00 +0000

My awesome singer housemate Rita Tsao and I decided to duet for the first time! We proudly bring you Ashley 104 (our house address) hahaha

Hope to get some feedback ;) Cheers!

Recap: A Homey Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:17:00 +0000

Dear readers, I would do some recap posts every now and then just to at least record what I have done in the past 6 months into this blog, for memory's sake :)

18th December, 2010

The holiday season this year wasn't quite the same for me. Being thousands of miles away from home was the hardest reason.

Exactly a year ago, I remembered counting down for Christmas in the middle of Potuguese Settlement Melaka with my girlfriend and our best friend.

I truly missed that moment and mostly, I missed my family and friends back in Malaysia.

Being a little homesick during this Christmas, a warm dinner with friends was what I needed. So a big Thanks to Aunt Mary and Uncle Vincent who opened their humble doors for us to have a nice home cooked Christmas dinner together.

Aunt Mary and Uncle Vincent are like the godparents for the Macquarie Oversea Christian Fellowship group and I thank them for having us over.

They have such a lovely and warm home, it felt like one of those wholesome family setting you see on Christmas cards or the Hallmark channel.

After a short prayer and by 7, dinner is served.

A scrumptious and wholesome spread of food. Aunt Mary is definitely a master chef and a classy one at that. She prepared the whole thing in such a short time and did most of the work by herself.

Hats off to the chef!

This beautiful baked salmon marinated in garden herbs is to die for! It was really moist, tender and flavorful.

My first helping, have to be moderate and a little decent. Got myself some ham, baked vegetables, salmon and other healthy food.

Some nice wine to compliment the dinner. Ehem ehem... I would like to propose a toast...

To friendship, old and new - "Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him, a new friend is as new wine; when it is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure"

To my two most beloved seniors, Shen-Ann and Kok Lian, who would be going back to Malaysia soon to be future educators - May you two stay healthy, happy and full of nonsense as always. Miss you guys :')

To Uncle Vincent, Aunt Mary and all my friends - Thanks for making me feel welcomed in OCF with a lovely evening filled with good company, food and wine.

Cheers!

The night ended with a night drive to see some of the best Christmas decorated homes.

Merry Christmas and looking forward to the next homey Christmas, in my own home with my family and friends in Malaysia

:)

I'm Back! with 10 Most Memorable Event in 2010

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 13:49:00 +0000

Dear friends and readers,

Words could not express how much I missed you guys and how much I missed writing in this rusty blog of mine. The sheer guilt of abandoning all of you has haunted me for the past 6 months, especially when several loyal readers asked about my well-being. Thanks :') But fret no longer my friends, for I am BIA - Back in Action!

I will be honest here. Life's been very difficult for the past few months for many mixed reasons. However, I have overcome it with lots of support and love from people around me. For that, I am truly blessed and thankful.

It's quite impossible for me catch up and even update you guys over the things that happened to me over the past 6 months in just one entry. But I hope this short recap would be a good start:

My 10 Most Memorable Events from 2010

#1 Coming to Sydney

It was 4 days before Chinese New Year that I left my family and friends in Malaysia. I haven't seen them for 1 and a half years now, and I kinda missed them...

Wanted to fly home end of last year, but Dad shooed me off, saying that the house has been 'cleansed' by a medium, and my presence would invite bad energy and break the seal. Lol nah, he just said don't waste money.

Anyway, life has been different here in Sydney. Feels like I have got the chance to grow up and see the other side of the world where the grass is greener, literally.

Oh yesh, I am a big boy now!

#2 Making new friends

I met some really cool people here in Sydney, who turned out to be really good friends who I could count on.

I missed my big sis Kit. She was my housemate, one of my first new friends here and the one whose prank failed and almost saw me naked LOL. I still laugh thinking about it now.

Life in Sydney would just suck big time without all of them.

#3 Hello Melbourne!

It was such a good week there with my cousins, aunt and uncle. I had the best Dim Sum and Thai Food ever, enjoyed the beach house, saw the award winning penguin parade at Phillip Island, played tennis, basketball and footie with Jono, and went for a youth meeting and got in touch with my spiritual side.

All in all, for that 1 week, I had a blast, and only spent like 28 dollars :) Thanks to the family.

#4 Dining with the big shots

Had lunch with the Minister of International Trades

and dinner with the Deputy Prime Minister

That was fun...

#5 Went to Canberra for MASCA's Got Talent competition .

Won 3rd place with our dance routine...

Met a female dog.

#6 Losing AUD2000 in Casino

Ouch! Ok here's a lay down of what basically happened that fateful night. Went to Star City with a good friend of mine from 7pm till 6am in the morning. At one point we were on a winning streak and everyone was just staring at us and wanting to be our buddies. A China aunty even commented on why are we students playing so big. I was up AUD2200 and he was up almost 10K.

Well, we should have left... By 4am... everything went downhill. Ya, in the end I lost that much. I know i know, foolishness + greedy = big hole in the pocket. Haiz what a night to remember painfully...

P/s: Please don't tell my dad. I don't want a hole in the head.

#7 Hosted Malaysian Festival 2010

Me and my good friends, Tracy and Ilyana were selected to be the emcees of that big event. Well it turned out to be quite an epic fail. We didn't rehearse and I end up blurting nonsense on stage for hours and kinda embarrass myself in front of 10,000 attendees. Thank God for mr Raj to the rescue.

The good part out of that nightmare was I got to interview Adam from Masterchef Australia (and also poked him saying "omg you're REAL... i thought you're only on tv")

LOL, buat malu je...

#8 Got A Job in a Korean Restaurant

Worked as the hall staff...

Met this cute waitress...

flirted a bit...

and got fired after just 2 weeks working...

SCORE!!!!

#9 Got Hired by the best Malaysian restaurant and one of the top restaurants in Sydney.

Turns out to be the best thing that ever happened to me since I came here.
The irony is that it's just NEXT DOOR to the Korean restaurant. Yes rub it in their face.

Will let you know more about Mamak soon. That restaurant is worth a blog post by itself.

#10 New Year Countdown at the heart of Sydney

Went bar hopping with mr.Foo, met up with friends and watched the most beautiful firework display ever from the balcony of Homebar. Apparently the fireworks are synced to the music that was broadcasted on the radio.

Sydney is after all the capital of new year's eve of the world. It was simply the bomb and we partied till sunrise! woohoo!

and that my friend, is the 10 most memorable events that I had last year.

With that, I am officially back in blogging yo. Just wanna say thanks again to my readers for not giving up on me and hope to catch up with you guys soon!

Cheers!

My Top 5 Yummy Youtube Videos

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 01:00:00 +0000

It's that time of the year again that i'll be missing from the blogging world for a few weeks. (Sort of an annual routine already)

Blame all the endless meetings and assignments that I've gone through, and sadly they're not over yet. But for the sake of updating and for you people, I'm temporarily back! With more delicious stuffs to share!

So here's my top 5 yummy youtube videos. Enjoy!

#5 Goat's Pie

#4 Vanilla Lava Cake

#3 Cheesy Macaroni

#2 Spaghetti Bolognese

And finally...

#1 Strawberry Pancake

Since it's too yummy and youtube banned it...

CLICK HERE to view.

Aren't these videos just the best way to release assignment stress? :)

True Horror Of The 10.10.10 Tragedy

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 15:08:00 +0000

Many have came to learn about the horrific accident that happened in Alor Gajah Melaka on the 10th of October 2010. But only a handful have seen the true horror of what really happened at the site.

[Photos have been removed]

It was definitely a tragic day to remember as the accident took 12 innocent lives away and left over 40 badly injured survivors. Life's unpredictable and unfair isn't it?

One minute you're thinking of what to have for lunch, and the other, you're either gone leaving the ones you love or suffering in the hospital.

I would like to take this chance to extend my deepest condolences to the families of the departed. It may take some time, but I hope they will recover from their loss and go on with a deeper understanding of life.

And to all those who always asks this question

"What race died? Chinese? Indian? or Malay?"

I say F*CK YOU! Be human for once.

Dinner With The Deputy Prime Minister, Tan Sri Muhyiddin

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 14:55:00 +0000

Last month was lunch with the Minister of International Trades, Dato Seri Mustapa Mohamed. This time was dinner with our Deputy Prime Minister who is also the Minister of Education.

Stop blessing me God, I don't deserve it.

The event that was celebrated that night was the Tan Sri Muhyiddin's Charity Golf (TSMCG) which was successfully held in Sydney for the first time.

For those who didn't know, TSMCG came around in 2003 as a non-profit, non-governmental organisation to raise funds for charity through golf. This time they hit a new record of most golfers participating in the event - 51 in total.

The dinner and prize giving ceremony took place at the grand ballroom of Shangri-la Hotel and the attendees consists of Tan Sri Muhyiddin and his organizing committee, Dato and Datin golfers, UMNO youths ...

basically all the rich and influential people...

and then there's the performers and the selected few students from universities around Sydney...

and of course the hungry blogger and his 1Malaysia housemates :)

After listening attentively to the half an hour speech, not checking out girls around but being inspired by our handsome (and apparently good in singing too) deputy prime minister, it was time to get what I came for...

FOOD!

The dinner consists of a three course meal - appetisers, mains and desserts - with two different choices given for appetisers and main course.

The picture above of the delicious looking cream cheese salad is one of the appetisers.

The other is the one that I was given - Fried Squid with bean Sprouts and Coriander. Much better than that vegan delight.

The first choice of main is Fish, Broccoli and Rice with some kind of coconut milk based gravy. I guessed it's either green curry or lemak style. Either way it was very Asian, and really satisfying to the taste buds.

The other main, Aussie beef steak, was simply my favourite! As they say, a barbarian loves a good thick slab of meat.

Plus it was cooked just the way I like it - medium rare. Some of my really Malaysian friends don't like the blood and texture. Too bad for them, it's their loss.

The best part of all is that I had an EXTRA plate when one of the Dato did not eat his. Seriously, stop blessing me God, I didn't pray for so long.

Then finally the desserts came. Yummy but the jellies tasted like cordials - too sweet!

Because desserts was too diabetically hazardous, some of the Datos and Datins passed theirs to us. More chocolate cakes for me then!

After eating, everyone could use a light exercise. And so, the guests were invited to do the 'poco-poco' dance! Our Malaysian government just loooovvvvveeess this dance so much.

They even invited Australian aboriginals (made in Malaysia) to entertain us.

Continuing my buay-paisehness (thick-facedness) by asking for the minister's autograph lol.

Tan Sri Muhyiddin's autograph on my invitation card and on top of it is my number for the lucky draw that they had during the event. Fast buy Magnum 4d!

These are the 8 crazy awesome prizes to be won:

- x3 apple IPad 16G, 32G and 64G !!!!! - worth AUD700-1000

- x5 Return Flight Tickets (Sydney-KL-Sydney) for any airline of your choice!!!! worth too much to be mentioned.

only 8 winners and one of my friends actually won the return flight tickets!!

Arrgghhh I hate you Noli Taher, you cute penguin thingy!!! Hope they don't allow pets in the airplane. Pfftt.

My Guitar Debut

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 13:41:00 +0000

As some might have already known, I'm a beginner who is slowly improving my guitar skills and the elective subject that I took for this semester has helped me a lot in that process.

One of the requirements for MUS207: Guitar Principles is a guitar practical test in which we were already tested a few weeks back. Basically, the tutor will test individuals on chords, scales and a free choice of song to be played on guitar. This was my bit, a simple rendition of Muse - unintended. Hope you guys enjoy it.

(Sorry, a little messy with the audio video synchronisation. Kinda rushing to finish it)

I know it's lousy, but we've all got to start somewhere right? Hopefully this is just a preview for my future as a pro guitarist (ya right)

But for now, let this noob be happy with his current guitar skills. Thank you xP

Lunch With The Minister, Dato Seri Mustapa Mohamed

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 14:53:00 +0000

The Malaysian Minister of International Trade and Industry has just arrived in Sydney on Tuesday and so the selected few of us students got the opportunity to have a meet and greet session with him over lunch.

He will be here for 5 days, and will be travelling to a few cities in that short period of time. His hectic schedule includes meetings with Australian businessmen and attending the annual Forbes 100 richest people in the world.

If everything goes well, he and his team will be able to promote our country and attract more foreign investments to Malaysia, which means more $$$ for us!!

Introducing our hardworking and good-looking minister, Dato Seri Mustapa bin Mohamed. It was such an honour getting to know him in real life. Chatting and sitting with him made me learn that he is truly inspiring, genuine and humble in person.

The meeting was an opportunity to die for, especially for us to learn of our nation's economic status, current affairs and the development of our beloved nation, first-hand from the man who made it all happen.

Not to forget the scrumptious buffet that made that session just perfect. Main course include Fish with Cheese fondue, Teriyaki Chicken with fragrant rice, Salmon with lime sauce and Chicken Satay.

The buffet spread offers quite a variety of healthy delicious finger food as well such as these vegetable wraps...

and other cold dishes such as tuna sandwiches, soba noodles, and different type of salads.

There are desserts too but I forgot to take pics since I was too busy being glutinous. Overall, great food, nothing less to be expected from the famous Shangri-la.

After lunch, the few of us decided not to head back yet, but to walk off our bloated bellies and enjoy sight-seeing at the city while we're here.

It's a good 15 minute walk to the beautiful Sydney Opera house. Directions made possible thanks to I-phone (this is not an ad).

Besides the strong wind that messed up my hair, the weather was perfect! So we just sit, laze around, meditate, take pics, and do basically nothing. Don't you just love this feeling.

Check out what we saw on the way back:

"Marry me..."

Someone's proposing through skywriting. How cheesy is that?

Oh, Chinese. No wonder.

Conception Day at Macquarie Uni

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 03:03:00 +0000

Welcome to my uni!!

You have come at the right time. Its the highly anticipated event of the year for fellow Macquarians - Conception Day a.k.a Everyone-Let's-Get-Drunk Day

I'm not shitting you. If I tell u how awesome it is, you just wouldn't believe it.

Basically, everyone drinks all day and parties at the uni ground which is completely changed into a whole new world just for the event.

and I mean MAJOR changes! The uni park is turned into a carnival with rides and shit. Even Alice in Wonderland is nothing compared to the real deal.

A concert stage is erected by the lake which is super cool with all the environment, drunk crowd and a variety of hot steamy performances coming in together.

Awesome live bands! I sometimes have to remind myself that I'm still in uni.

More awesomeness include the courtyard turned into a concert for acoustics performances and the cafeteria turned into a clubbing hall!

Since conception day is a responsible service of alcohol day, the police are always supervising us in the event site.

But, they can't do anything about the massive pre-drinking going on in the macquarie university residential village...

Pre-drinking out of the event site means, sitting around with friends, enjoying the nice sunny spring weather...

drinking beers, shots and what not...

fertilizing random houses...

getting bitten by crazy drunk girls...

puking everywhere...

and finally going into the light...

That my friend, is what Conception Day is all about.

Raya Open House at Malaysian Hall Sydney

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 09:01:00 +0000

Raya overseas for us was like... no family around, no holiday, not much visiting but instead, tons of assignments, tests and online quizes, and less money to spend by the day. Government, fast bank in next allowance please. Thanks haha.

There goes the Raya feel. Nevertheless, we did have a few open houses among our course mates and one big one organised by the Malaysian Student Department of Australia (MSDA) last Saturday.

Here's some pics:

Getting ready with the Malay traditional clothing, Baju Melayu. Looking dashing, no?

The pretty ladies, Nisya and NurAmina from NurKasih lol. We're in the chartered bus that took us from Macquarie to Malaysian Hall, Randwick.

First time taking pic with Juraidah... i think.

Upon arrival, we had to buy the utensils for AUD 1 (RM3) lol. If you wanna save money and the environment, bring your own.

Queuing up for the food. Luckily not much people because we are there quite early. Lots of photo taking along the way.

There were four stalls serving the following delicacies: (1) Desserts, fruits, cakes, kuih and drinks (2) Sticky yellow rice with dry beef curry, roti canai (indian 'flying' bread), dahl curry and chilli paste...

(3) Nasi minyak (buttered rice), ayam masak merah (chicken in red chilli sauce), vegetables and laksa. (4) Satay, nasi himpit (compressed rice), rice cake, peanut sauce, curry, and thin noodles.

I know! So much Malaysian food! Which is a luxury for us coz it's either we cook it ourselves, or get it at the few Malaysian restaurants in the city, which is so expensive.

My first round. Super good! I've never eaten like this in a very very long time.

The crazy long queue later on as more students from other uni flock in. We have to queue like 15 minutes just to get food, and even longer for stall no.4 which served delicious Malaysian Satay!

Luckily I don't need to queue up for that...

Coz I was the satay man! :P (for awhile)

Even for that short period, I dropped three sticks on the ground and burnt so many satays. Don't blame me if you get the black cancerous ones)

Proud to be Malaysians :)

I know things have been crazy for me, and it's a little late, but I just wanna wish ALL my Muslim friends and readers...

Guitar Is So Damn Yeng!

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 16:28:00 +0000

I started to become interested in guitar a couple of months ago when my sifu, Yong Hui, taught me the basics. You see... NONE of my useless friends back in Melaka wanted to teach me cause they are either too busy showing off to girls or too busy looking at themselves in the mirror -.-

Yes, I meant YOU Ashok, blardy Bangladeshi you...

Anyway, I got to enter a guitar store for the very first time and gosh... Damn yeng(cool) till jaw drop!

Guitar store in Tullamara. Very nice display of guitars and lots of other instruments as well. I've learnt so many things here like the difference between acoustic, classical, bass and electric guitar (I know I'm noob). But at the same time, it was a culture shock for me!

What the hell, a guitar can cost AUD5295 which is over RM15,000! Tell me if you will spend that much for a guitar?

What the meow, got Hello Kitty guitar? Anything cute will burn my eyes! I swear to god, I will take this guitar and smash the head of whoever that buys it. (even you 5 year old girls)

and holy shit, guitar store people are so damn violent lol! Nice! I think this is also meant for those who buy the hello kitty guitar.

Anyway, the two sifus ended up buying a guitar and a case each. Look yeng rite?

I sometimes wonder wassup with people who plays the guitar and why are they considered by others to be cool? I have asked some girls about it, and they said that guys who knows how to play guitar is a plus point for them. They didn't give me much of a reason. So, any idea why?

See! This guy looks so yeng! hahaha.

Yeng or not, the reason I started guitar is because I like singing, and if added with guitar, i can karaoke by myself in the bedroom.

(Lol what a pitiful hobby -.-)

For now, I'm slowly learning guitar from tutorials on Youtube plus I'm taking unit MUS207, Guitar Principles as electives for this semester in uni, which is sooooo fun!

That's why I ordered my first guitar ever on EBAY, so did my other two housemates who are taking the same subject. It costs only AUD94 (RM282) for 1 set which includes an acoustic guitar, a stand, a tuner, strings, picks, and a guitar bag.

Sure can become pro in no time!

Who knows, you might see me one day in Youtube doing covers of different artists and songs. Do subscribe then k, even if it's dam horrible ;)

After that, what's next for me?

Something yeng-er than guitar perhaps?

I Farking HATE cute posts!!

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:21:00 +0000

hii hii friends ^_^ I am dumbfuck-chan and welcome to my fairytale land filled with candies, ponies, sugar, spice and everything nice! Weeeee~♥

Emm emm emm... I have no idea what to post today coz I'm semi retarded and it's cute to be dumb ^^ So here's LOTS and LOTS of picies of me looking super cute today. *ahaks*

Me and my new hairband ♥♥

Me and my handphone ^^

Me and my boo boo =( uhuk.

Me and my mam mam~ ^^ yummy ♥~

Everybody just look at cutie ME ME ME~!

Oh yes i'm so kawaii~♥

But don't know why mommy and daddy gave me a fugly mouth :'(

That's why I have to distort it like a blardy clown in every picture, all so that I look like those plastic anime dolls coz they are super cute!! Kawaii-kune~♥♥♥!

I saw a pretty and cute girl do this pose before:

I don't have a decent brain, so I'm just gonna be a social robot and copy her and hopefully people will say I'm cute ^_^ hee hee.

Uh-oh! but you know what? In real life I'm actually fat, round and ugly :( Hmm, maybe I'll lie to myself too that I'm at least cute, because cute and pretty are two different things right? ^_^

Yay luckily my eyes are wide and round~ My readers are probably too dumb like me to know that I forcefully made it wider ^^ Why must I make it bigger? I dunno...

but maybe this super cute girl inspire me~:

Mataku bulat~♥ kawaii, no?

I also love this following pose to the MAX! *chuckles*

Meow~ ♥ =^_^=

Apparently I am born human, but I like to pose like filthy animals by the roadside cause I know they're cuter than me. I see people like to play and pat pat them. Maybe if I do this pose, people will 'play' and 'pat pat' me too (or probably feed me if I'm hungry) ^^ *shrugs*

That's all for today~ With lots of these pics I am hoping people will comment that I am cute~ so that I can say thank you ^^ and continue lying to myself ~

Till next time~

xoxo♥

♥So not me today xD

(real author's note: If you feel like puking, I've done my job. A little too late but... NO OFFENSE ok!)

Awesome Adobo Chicken

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:17:00 +0000

If you have been following my blog for a while, you would have known that I'm a teacher-to-be slash cook wannabe x) Today my culinary experimentation brought me to the island of Philippines where I'm going to attempt one of the most popular local dishes called Adobo.

The recipe was based from fillipinofoodstore.com but I have added some of my awesomeness (like always haha) to spice up the dish and better it!

Awesome ingredients:

600g of chicken or pork (or mix) cut into bite size pieces

3 white mushrooms sliced

3 cloves of garlic minced

1 tbsp of grated ginger

1/2 tbsp of peppercorn crushed

1/2 tbsp of peppercorn whole

2 large bay leaves crushed

1 tbsp of sugar

1/4 cup of soy sauce

1/4 cup of malt vinegar

2 tbsp of cooking oil

(serves 2-3)

Procedure:

A good adobo is known for the beautiful marination and slow cooking process. In a salad bowl, mix 3 cloves of garlic minced, 1 tbsp of grated ginger, with the peppercorns, bay leaves, sugar, soy sauce and malt vinegar. Put the cut chicken pieces in and mix well. Let it marinate for about 24 hours! Yes, overnight. This lets the meat absorb all the flavours of the marinating sauce.

The next day, chuck everything including the sauce into a casserole and cover it. Let is simmer over slow fire for about 30 minutes or till the sauce has reduced. The strong smell of vinegar will be reduced and a fragrant aroma will fill your kitchen by then. Put in some cooking oil and the mushrooms for the last 5 minutes. Fry them altogether and done.

My second attempt: shredded chicken adobo ilocano style. Best served with steamed rice.

Try this simple yet beautiful dish yourself!

If it doesn't taste good, call yourself a NOOB!

The Canberra Bitch and Dance Competition

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 02:00:00 +0000

This is Rentak...

the awesomest Malaysian dance group in Australia under the lead of Danny Jordan Rodrigues (Btw, happy birthday! This post is a present for u!).

It was the NCG (National Conference Games) in Canberra last month and in conjunction, the MASCA's Got Talent Competition. So the Rentak group had a nice 4 hour road trip to Canberra for the competition.

We were later then greeted by this really beautiful lady, Kak Ayu. She was a really pleasant person with a warm smile that compliments her elegance and ayuness. She also turned out to be the President of the Malaysian Club in the University of Canberra. O ya... I almost forgot..

She's also the nicest B*TCH and probably the second worst human being I've ever encountered, next to Adolph Hitler :)

Seriously guys and humans out there,

Don't be fooled by her fake smile!

Don't be fooled by her free food!

Don't be fooled by her nice slow stroll to the bowling alley!

Don't be fooled by her offer of free bowling with VIPs!

Don't be fooled by her hospitality!

Don't be fooled by her everything!

Cause that's what the b*tch offered us and we hated ourselves for believing her!!!

We arrived at Canberra, and was expecting to check into our rooms some time soon since we have already paid FULL price for 2 apartments. She told us one of our keys was not ready. So it was fine for us.

Then after some of the dancers performed for the Canberra Uni M-Fest, she asked us to go have fun bowling with the VIPs at the nearby bowling alley. Plus it's FREE :)

oo.. Cool! Astig!

So we hurriedly meet her after putting away all our stuff and costumes. Turns out those who arrived earlier have to help carry a whole load of dirty dishes to another area. Still fine with us :)

Ok we're on the way to the bowling alley now. Oh wait, she asks us to stop by her house so that she can change into something warmer. Ok. Oh wow, lots of kuih, snacks and drinks are prepared for us. She really IS nice and thoughtful :)

After eating and chatting, we offered to drive to the bowling alley since we got 1 car and a van. She say, nevermind, it's nearby only. Oh ok. Walk... walk... walk.... walk past the housing areas, walk past the lake, walk past a shopping mall, walk past the petrol station, walk past the skateboarding park and finally we reached the bowling alley after 30 minutes of walking. Oo, really nearby :)

Here's when we realized what idiots we are.

#1 She handed us 'pay 2 for the price of 1' coupons. FREE my ass la! So frikking expensive sumore.

#2 We went back late and her housemate guided us home while she kissed some VIP's ass. We then realized we were conned!!! The way home was actually SHORT, and we can see that we made a big round through the shopping mall, petrol station and skateboarding park. Which made us realize that all the while that AYU is stalling time because our accommodation is not ready due to her lousy management. That devious B*TCH toying us around and not thinking how tired we are!

#3 By now we would have known that the free snacks and drinks is intended to delay time too. I'd puke it all out if i could!

We arrived at the hotel at night (still hvent checked in!) to do our dance rehearsal and we were already dead exhausted and hungry. My contacts were alrdy dry and popping out that I have to frantically use my saliva to put it in back (Ya i know disgusting, dont do this unless its ur last pair or just plain disgusting like me). We were told by Christine, the actual nice hostess from Sydney, that we will receive dinner since we paid for the package of 2 apartment+lunch+dinner.

But no...

#4 That black-hearted Ayu told us that no dinner for us and she reasoned out some shit with the package and made us feel so guilty. She said "If you want dinner you have to come out another 500 dollars, will that be fair?". Bloody rude b*tch with no common sense at all. Even dinner for 20 people would not reach 500 dollars la! Fine, don't want to argue so we told her it's ok. We'll find our own dinner despite knowing that we paid for it.

#5 She finally gave us our key at almost 9pm!!!! Worst is, she asked us to thank these random 2 guys for 'sacrificing' their room for us. WTF!!!! WE PAID FULL PRICE AND WE DESERVE A NEW ROOM NOT SOME USED ONE SO WHY THE HELL MUST WE THANK THEM!! PLUS YOUR MANAGEMENT SUCKS AND YOU GAVE A SMALLER APARTMENT THAN WHAT WE PAID FOR AND YET YOU DIDN'T EVEN ONCE APOLOGIZE !!!

That is not cool, Ayu-b*tch, not cool at all.

#6 Next day, the hostess from Sydney came to see our rehearsals. They brought MacD for everyone! YAY! They also explained that we're SUPPOSE to have dinner that night. But apparently, 9 bags of packed food were MISSING from the car, including ours. We were so damn pissed off by then. That evil scheming bitch tried to cover everything up and never admitted her mistake but dare say we didn't pay for dinner n made us feel guilty.

#7 There were so many shyt that happened after that which involved rude hosts, lousy hospitality and stupid cover-ups but i'll not go on. But basically, screw you Kak Ayu. If you were a decent human being, you would have apologised earlier and we would never take it to heart or blame you for anything. But you chose to scar us with your lies and schemes. So you deserve this middle finger. Nah!

(I'm not fasting so I'll rant on behalf of my other poor friends who suffered or cried because of you. Let me burn in hell for all I care, but I'll make sure to drag you along! Muahahaha! Seriously kids, don't learn from this terrible teacher)

Putting all that crap aside, the main event, NCG and Masca's Got Talent, must go on.

While the Malaysian athletes were battling it out on the field, we were in the apartment preparing to battle it out on STAGE that night for the gala dinner and award giving ceremony. The competition was tough. Witnessing them during rehearsals honestly intimidated us!

Nevertheless, here's our winning dance routine that beat the other dance crew and won the overall 3rd place in MASCA's Got Talent! If you want to spot me, find the lousiest dancer :(

Don't care! We still brought home the trophy. A big thanks to Danny for teaching me my first hip-hop dance and the many first timers too with his superb choreography skills. Many thanks to my awesome Rentak friends too who worked really hard to do well in the competition.

Oh by the way, our sports team brought home the NCG Championship Trophy, beating the crap out of the other regions! Woo Hoo, New South Wales ROCKS! We really did sweep the whole event clean that night!

No thanks to a certain b*tch -.- (Who apparently didn't dare speak to us that night after her evil deeds are made obvious)

Don't stare at her. You'll turn into a stone!

The President's Birthday

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 09:00:00 +0000

It was Jason's birthday celebration at The Orchard...

but apparently no one remember it happened. Cheers!

WWE RAW Live In Acer Arena

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 20:09:00 +0000

I remembered when I was little, I used to watch wrestling on TV3 with my brother every Thursday night supporting our all time favourite 'The Undertaker'. Then how I would actually imitate and go against the 'don't do this at home' warning lol.

I'm sure you guys would also remember imitating your favourite wrestlers doing body slams and ankle locks to inflict some pain on your friends. At least that's the funniest part of my childhood, along with my 2 good buddies Meng and Ashok who are crazy wrestling fanatics.

Especially Ashok. He actually used to believe that he was 'The Rock' and idolised him like mad. Yes even till TODAY, although he would not admit it -.-

You see, not only does he acts cocky or poyo like him all the time, but even to the extent of saying that he LOOKS like him!

Wtf, seriously? Not cool bro. Not cool.

So, when I was given the chance to actually experience World Wrestling Entertainment LIVE, I couldn't help it but to rub it in his face muahahaha!

Anyway, WWE Raw was in Sydney Acer Arena on the 31st of July. Me and the few guys in my cohort have bought the tickets online since February and have been waiting for this day ever since!

Ticket price: AUD70 (RM210) The seats were quite far and high up but still good (as you can see from the amazing pics I took :P)

Event starts at 10pm and we were a little late due to the crazy traffic that night. So we rushed in, quickly took our seats and joined the hyped up crowd, cheering and wailing as the entertainment of a lifetime begins.

As usual, a grand entrance, loud music and fireworks as they introduce the wrestlers.

Taunting and gaining the crowd's support before they start off the match.

Lots of intensity and vigorous movements in the match.

and plenty gravity defying stunts that makes the crowd go wild.

That's the real deal KANE giving a speech after interrupting the first match and doing a choke slam on one of the wrestlers. Yes, the real choke slam looks better live than in TV!

The sauciest match of the night - Women heavyweight championship! Don't you guys notice that there's a lot of differences between men and women wrestling.

Plus point #1 Lots of stripping

Plus point #2 The 3 B's - B**s, b***s and b**s

Plus point #3 It's women on women. Do the math.

Minus point 1 - Less action, lots of screaming.

Minus point 2 - Less stunt, lots of wild hair pulling. Wait, this is plus point for some!

Another difference is that nobody really cares which girl wins. The audience wins anyway ;)

Bringing in more wrestlers for next match.

Final pic before the camera battery died, which made me miss shots of Jeff Hardy, Christian, Big Show, Rey Mysterio and Kane again.

But nevermind. The rest of us had fun and enjoyed the experience. Faiz actually bought that heavyweight championship belt replica for AUD50 (RM150). Oh and yeah, I got Big Show to sign my ticket!!

Er.. Anyone knows what F.U stands for?

Personally, I think watching WWE live once is enough, as I already know for the matter of fact that wrestling is FAKE! Yes little kids who like wrestling, Santa Clause and Tooth Fairy is FAKE too! Muahaha.

Unless you're talking bout THIS tooth fairy...

Sorry Ashok, I guess I killed all your dreams in one post.

Malaysians Invading Macquarie Uni!!

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:52:00 +0000

It's August, the start of our second semester and the end of our boring holidays. Ya, I loovvee studying xD

For the first day back in uni, my cohort decided to have a photography session wearing our traditional Malaysian clothing. The idea is to send a Raya greeting to our lecturers and friends back in Penang cause we miss them soooo much. This photo shoot and hopefully many more, is also a chance to showcase what make Malaysians, Malaysians.

So here we are, in the middle of the Uni ground, parading our colourful and vibrant costumes.

Setting: Waterloo Park. The grass is literally greener, no?

The guys putting on their sampin, completing the whole set of the beautiful Baju Melayu.

Pics taken with Jenny Barr, our down to earth learning support lecturer.

Our Malaysian models looking ravishing. No photoshopping them anymore, I promise.

Colour coordinated.

Ready for group photo.

Coming to a foreign land definitely made us more proud and appreciative of our culture. We ought to share it with everyone else and hopefully we will learn from them too. After all, there are students from over 100 countries here.

So, that's that!

The photo shoot was a success and the clothing made the guys more macho, and the ladies, more elegant than ever...

Well, except this creature. Told ya it was an invasion.

Bloggers In 20 Years

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:21:00 +0000

I stumbled across a cool site while surfing Qistina's blog and decided to play around with it since I got nothing better to do. The site, In20years.com, allows you to take a peek into the future of how you will look like in 20 or 30 years time.

After doing some of my own photos, I find it much funnier to find other victims/bloggers to play around with. *evil laugh*.

Here are some of the victims in 20 years:

#1 Jz from http://j-zp.blogspot.com

Crazy fella should be in this post haha. Still leng zai rite?

#2 Aza from http://elegancewithin.blogspot.com

Crazy girl deserve to be in this post too. O ya, i forgotten that she takes drugs, so this is how she will actually look like:

Aza, stop the bad habit lol xP

#3 jfook from http://jfook.blogspot.com

Since he's doing like a contest for photoshopping him, I seriously think this one's a winner!

#4 Aliah from http://cikgual.blogspot.com

My course mate who just started blogging but is doing really well! Keep it up mak cik!

#5 Barbie's boyfriend from kenwooi.com

I think he got sunburnt a few years later lol.

#6 Jun from junjunriko.com

One of the pretty bloggers out there.

This is one foxy mama ;) #7 Ringo from cheeserland

#8 Who wouldn't recognize the queen of bloggers (even after aging), xiaxue.

She's still damn chio lor. I think she should keep this hairstyle till then xD

#9 Kenny from kennysia.com

Should call him Uncle Sia in 20 years time.

or Ah Kong Sia in 30 years time lol.

#10 The beautiful Singapore model/blogger xuesha from xuesha.com

and finally...

#11 Australian model/blogger *ehem* chris of christopherism

Looks like a DILF or not? xP

Disclaimer: photos in this post are taken from respective blogs or stolen from facebook LOL... the dangers of facebook. Sue me la!

Anyways, this post is just for FUN. No harm intended. In fact, they are cool people whose blogs that I like reading. Hope to see you guys still blogging in 2030 alrite? Peace out!

Wait wait...

Latest addition,

#12 mr.suituapui of http://suituapui.wordpress.com

The application even goes back in time! Feel younger again folks!

Eating Out In Sydney...

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 06:15:00 +0000

is #$@^!-ING EXPENSIVE~!!

As a Malaysian student living here for almost half a year, I have become more conscious of my spending (the more broke I am, the more conscious I'll be).

I admit that I am not the wisest spender, as I tend to save money on small things and end up spending more on others. Like my Dad said in his 1000 word email scolding me not to be "penny wise pound foolish". I can't really argue simply because he's the wisest spender person I know.

Well, my 'pound foolishness' is on FOOD. I'm a sucker for good food and I am all about trying something new. In Sydney, this indulgence came with a price. A hefty one.

Going out for a simple lunch easily costs me AUD10 (RM30). I don't know bout you guys, but RM30 is A LOT for me. In Malaysia, I do spend that much for a meal as long as I feel that it's worth it (usually comes with big portion, good ingredients and great taste)

But RM30 for fried rice and a can of coke here... err... you can't help it but to think twice.

And that's just food court standard fried rice. A restaurant one is another story. These are some examples from 'Thainamite' a thai restaurant nearby my place.

Special Fried Rice with Prawns - AUD12.90 (RM39)

Fried Rice with Crab Meat - AUD13.90 (RM42)

And here's a bowl of Tom Yam with chicken. In Malaysia with this small portion it will be about RM5? or perhaps less?

Guess how much is it here in RM?

A)~RM9

B)~RM14

C)~RM19

D)~RM24

Hint: Enough to buy 5 bowls back in Malaysia, which is just a sad sad circumstance for me.

Even in comparing international food brand such as McDonalds and KFC, we can see the apparent difference in the pricing. Let's take Nando's for further comparison.

Quarter meal chicken with one side - AUD11.90 (RM36)

In Malaysia this costs only RM14.95 and it comes with TWO sides.

Grilled Chicken Breast Burger - AUD14.95 (RM45!!)

It's only RM10.90 in Malaysia. If you think about it, RM45 can buy more than ten of those roadside stall burgers.

The difference in the price is heavily affected by the labour pay of the country. Here, a part time work pays you a minimum of AUD10 AN HOUR and with really good part-time jobs you can get AUD30 AN HOUR or MORE!

This makes me think of how underpaid Malaysian workers are. I used to work in Sushi King for Rm3.50 an hour for eight hours. That's only about 1 Australian Frikkin Dollar an hour. FML! F*** Malaysian's Life lol.

Anyway, let's see how it is eating out in fine-dining restaurants here. I don't know if 'Pancakes on The Rocks' is considered fine-dining, but it sure is a very recognised restaurant. A MUST-TRY if you are in Sydney.

Hot N' Troppo

Jaffa Orange

Fish n' Chips

Italian Salami Pizza

Grilled Eggplant Pizza

No doubt that the food is awesome, just by looking at it, you can tell.

But you tend to enjoy it first and think about the price later.

Estimation of AUD25-30 (RM75-90) spent on dinner per person - a heavy amount for an independent non-working, zero FAMA student like me. Which is why such an expensive indulgence has to be a once in a blue moon occassion.

Of course the real student life is to save money and this can be done by cooking your own meals.
But if you must eat out, make sure the meal is worth the money.

You may be pleased to learn that the cheapest meal you can get in Australia would be fast food.

Hungry Jack's is particularly popular here. We have this in Malaysia too, but it's called Burger King. They are the same except that you can have your burger with bacon here which makes it extra good.

A set can be as cheap as AUD5 (RM15) and it includes a burger, fries, drinks and an ice cream. Guess who always order the same thing over and over again?

For some, eating fast food all the time may not suit your 'healthy' lifetstyle. However, you can opt for something with less salt and fat.

Subway foot-long sandwhich- AUD7 (RM21). If you're not a heavy eater, this can be your lunch and dinner.

Another way to cut down on food expenditure when eating out is to share meals.

For example a plate of Aussie's best Fish n Chips - AUD40 (rm120) for four-five person. This family platters or combos comes in really big portion. Plus it won't cost as much as ordering individual meals.

This can be done when eating out in restaurants too.

This good dishes served with rice only cost about AUD11 per person! As they say, "sharing is caring"... for your wallet.

No doubt eating out can be pricey. But at the end of the day, we must weigh whether the experience and food put together is worth the money. Despite being calculative, I do realize that I am already blessed being able to study overseas, so I might as well make the best out of it and enjoy my youth with good food. If I were to die today, I would not have any regrets.

When Girls Gone Wild On My Photoshop

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:35:00 +0000

Due to the photoshopping in my previous post (click here), some of the GIRLS did not take it well and decided to UNLEASH their fury towards me primarily on Facebook. I am now either too disturbed or traumatised to even open my profile page anymore. Oh the horror... All I ever intended was a harmless joke and yet they attacked me with their facebooking skills and extreme gal power.

This are some of their response towards my innocent photoshopping:

They threatened and FULL-NAMED me!!

Omg I feel naked lol!

These vicious girls regarded me as a prey being hunted like an ANIMAL! They're even discussing my worth!

This was on my chatbox.

She four-letter-worded me!

Whatever happened to nice soft spoken girls?

I know for sure that I am a really nice innocent guy... But the girls on facebook decided otherwise.

Oh such foul language. I can't bare to see it...

latest addition:

That's my gf giving permission to abuse me!

Dam... you mess with one girl, u mess with ALL!

Photoshopping Gone Wrong

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:48:00 +0000

What happens when a noob gets too bored and plays with photoshop ?

DISASTER (masterpiece) !

Here's some of his friends being distorted and screwed up with lol.

BEFORE

and AFTER...

BEFORE

and AFTER...

Ee Lin got little Nyonya hair. Ok, juz playing around, I only made it worse haha. Next!

BEFORE

and AFTER...

Im gonna die tonight for this.

BEFORE

and AFTER...

BEFORE

and AFTER...

Side by side view.

Girls, want his number?

BEFORE

and AFTER...

Ignore Lee Hom at the back, Shen-Ann likes him too much to be separated from.

Here's a couple of celebrities.

Haha sry Donald Trump, but I have to photoshop u. Don't sue me.

Here's 20 years put into u.

Lol, effin looks like David Hassellhoff!

See the resemblance?

Justin Bieber.

BEFORE

and AFTER

hair extended and dyed...

eyes narrowed...

nose widen...

skin tone slightly darken...

head position altered....

and best of all...

He's ASIANIZED! LMAO.

Little girls and Moms, please don't murder me x'D I'll sing for you!!!...

Shalom Super Spicy 5 Chilli Challenge

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:39:00 +0000

When I say that I'm a big fan of spicy food, I mean REAL SPICY food. I probably inherited this fire resistant tongue from my Hainanese dad and Nyonya mom - two cultures that are quite known for food that will make you crap fire balls.

So when my friends told me about this halal Indonesian restaurant in the city that serves this super spicy 5 chilli chicken, I was really excited to try it out. Thx to my good friends Mental and Chubby for finally bringing me to Shalom.

The menu.

The spiciness of the dish is rated with the number of chillis on the picture.

Chubby and Mental waiting for their food.

Side dish - Deep Fried Tofu

Gado Gado, a traditional Indonesian salad served with peanut sauce.

Chubby's order - Fried Chicken with Hot Sour Sauce (2 Chilli)

Mental's - Steak chicken with Balinese Sauce (4 Chilli)

My challenge - Shalom's Fried Chicken with Fresh Chilli (5 Chilli) or what I call Satan's KFC.

Moment of truth...

Yes it was incredibly spicy that every bite makes you feel like chopping off your tongue and dipping it in ice. But I love it ! And will definitely come back for more ;)

Think YOU can stand the heat?

Vivid June: Sydney Opera House

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 05:37:00 +0000

RM1000 For One Month Internet?

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:15:00 +0000

And you wonder why I haven't been online for so long...

Just look at my last month's 3 bill.

AUD378!! (Phone + internet)

If you're wondering, "3" is the Maxis of Australia, only more spiteful and cunning. The stupid thing about 3 is... you pay a fixed amount a month for the monthly internet data usage, NOT for the speed.

So, Im currently paying AUD39 (RM108) a month for 6G data. I know, dam wtf rite?

Worst is... I accidentally exceeded 3G last month and I have to pay the price...

AUD339 (times 3 = RM1017) for the internet alone. (That's AUD100 for 1 extra Gig)

FML to the max and I really hate the number 3 now! T.T

p/s: This month exceeded 2.5G. Do the math.

10 Most Annoying Types of Blog

noreply@blogger.com (chris federick) — Wed, 26 May 2010 18:47:00 +0000

Have you ever wondered what kind of blogs repelled you from reading more? You know... those kind of blogs you just close the window after reading a line or two, or scroll straight towards the ending or choose not to read anymore?

Well, here's my list of 10 annoying things that bugged me about certain bloggers/blogs. (in random order).

Don't take this too seriously though... just a personal opinion.

#1 Blogs that have no effort or original ideas.

They simply come up with a line or two and paste links to the articles, or just put a video from youtube. Maybe copy paste some long shitty ideas from somewhere and expect us to read it.

Once or twice should be alright (if it's interesting), but not ALL the time. Use your god-given brain pls.

#2 Blogs with no pictures at all.

This is still alright if you really have decent writing skills that can arouse your readers' attention or the content is informative or interesting enough.

But no point talking bout some happenings in your life or events without any pic at all especially in long posts. This will only bore us to death.

#3 bLoGs WiTh StUpId FoNtS ThInKiNg tHaT iT's AtTrAcTiVe

but in fact, really annoying and ya, stupid.

#4 Blogs with long ramblings on how their life sucks.

F*k you, get a life! Don't spread your depression towards your readers.

#5 Bloggers who always write about their boyfriend/girlfriend and their stupid love life stories.

Nobody wants to know what you did with him or her at 11.27pm or that you guys have been dating for 2 months and 18 days. Also, stop repeating how lucky you are to be with that person.

You fat bastard lol.

#6 Blogs with auto play music.

I don't know bout you guys, but this is as annoying as hell! Especially when sudden LOUD music comes from dunno which blog, and you can't find the player.

I know you want to share your favourite music with the whole world, but please remove it as we are listening to our own. In this case, two is not better than one.

#7 Bloggers who exaggerate one trivial matter in the whole post.

I just wonder how can you manage to write a 1000 word essay on stupid things like the new pimple you got. Nobody really cares. Unless the pimple is green or boob shaped. Even so, one pic and a caption is enough.

#8 Bloggers who update twice or more a day.

Nothing better to do is it? Spam my blogroll but the post is of no quality.

#9 Bloggers who warn us about the disaster to expect in the post

For example:

"This post is going to be a boring one"

"You can just ignore this. I'm not feeling myself today"

"Lots of my camwhoring pics coming up >< *shrugs*"

#10 Bloggers who camwhore all the time

This is still alright for good or decent looking camwhorers coz we humans in nature are attracted to pretty things.

But definitely NOT alright for ugly people who still wants to act cute/sexy/macho in their camwhoring pics.

Usually this is made worse with the frikking caption underneath it.

"My new leopard print top"

"BaRu bAnGuN TiDo...x mAnDI"

"Just woke up...haven't bathe"

Wtf...

If this does not annoy you, what does?