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	<description>If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you.  Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart.  Valenti\'s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure.
 
His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance - as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love - usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \'happily ever after\' place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people.

Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\'t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\'t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\'s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\'s core issue head on - and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\'s new approach to women, Booty Call.
 
A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships.  He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\'s.</description>
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		<itunes:summary>If yoursquo;ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you.  Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart.  Valenti's songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure.
 
His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance - as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love - usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that 'happily ever after' place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people.

Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can't stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don't Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It's Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person's core issue head on - and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show ndash; and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris's new approach to women, Booty Call.
 
A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships.  Hersquo;s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else's.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Strings Of Comedy at the M Bar – July 22nd</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quickly turning into one of LA&#8217;s most popular comedy shows, The Strings of Comedy gives you selected handfuls of the top musical comics around. Check out any of the Highlight Reels below or at StringsOfComedy.com.  We always have great line ups.
We have another great show with a terrific line up at the M Bar!!!
Videos [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="" src="http://www.chrisvalentimusic.net/StringsofComedy/MBarJuly22-StringsPostcard.jpg" title="Strings July 3rd" class="alignright" width="1076" height="218" />Quickly turning into one of LA&#8217;s most popular comedy shows, The Strings of Comedy gives you selected handfuls of the top musical comics around. Check out any of the Highlight Reels below or at StringsOfComedy.com.  We always have great line ups.</p>
<p>We have another great show with a terrific line up at the M Bar!!!</p>
<p>Videos from each of the performers can be seen at StringsOfComedy.com.</p>
<p>Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E (www.SmoothEtv.ning.com) One of the nation&#8217;s hottest rising stand-up headliners, Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E and his music have appeared on &#8220;The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,&#8221; BET&#8217;s &#8220;Comic View,&#8221; Showtime&#8217;s &#8220;White Boyz in the Hood,&#8221; Mun2, SiTV and more. As dusk sets on the suburban corporate park, a lyrical fire glows from a pocket-protected heart. Mild ManNerd Eric Schwartz morphs from middle management to M.C., delivering his message with lyrical force. If you see him holding a microphone, he&#8217;s not there to fix it; he&#8217;s there to rip it. He is Smooth-E.</p>
<p>Tyrants in Therapy (www.TyrantsInTherapy.com) A cross between The Eurythmics and Mel Brooks, or maybe a New Yorker cartoon set to music. Which in itself is pretty strange since the Tyrants have always been based in L.A. Drenched in sophistication, dripping with acerbic wit, tumble dried in absurdity, the TIT live show is a kaleidoscope of social commentary, dance beats, a lick of kick-ass country, a healthy dollop of New Wave, and a decadent dose of Cabaret. It&#8217;s a one-of a-kind performance so mind-bending you&#8217;ll forget how to get home.</p>
<p>Kelly Meyersfield (www.KellyMeyersfield.com) Born on Long Island to a urologist, Kelly was surrounded by dick talk from the very beginning. Her sweet little face gives nothing away but her music tells us all that she is one of the funniest and most perverse gals around.</p>
<p>Sven Amsterdam (myspace.com/lacomedian) A comedian who likes hot babes and domestic beer. Plays electric guitar and sings very funny songs about speed dating.</p>
<p>Chris Valenti (www.ChrisValentiMusic.com) Valenti’s songs, films, and jokes about foiled romantic opportunities and neurotic misadventures, radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure. His live show is part music, part comedy, and when possible, part cinema. A hopeful romantic with a twisted sense of humor, Chris uses blunt honesty, vulnerability, and self-deprecation to write comedy about the frustrations of life and attempted relationships. (www.ChrisValentiMusic.com)</p>
<p>The cover charge at the door is $10, but you can buy half price tickets here &#8211; http://www.goldstar.com/events/hollywood-ca/the-strings-of-comedy-1.html</p>
<p>Check out the videos of previous shows a couple inches down from where you&#8217;re looking, or at StringsOfComedy.com.</p>
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		<title>Strings Of Comedy Highlight Reel</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We played to a packed house at the Talking Stick in Venice. Fun show. Performers included: Phil Johnson, Bobby Banuelos, Cynthia Carle, Oded Gross, Ali Packard, and Chris Valenti
Next show is July 22 at the M Bar. Performers included: Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E, Sven Amsterdam, Tyrants of Therapy, Kelly Meyersfield, and Chris Valenti

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We played to a packed house at the Talking Stick in Venice. Fun show. Performers included: Phil Johnson, Bobby Banuelos, Cynthia Carle, Oded Gross, Ali Packard, and Chris Valenti</p>
<p>Next show is July 22 at the M Bar. Performers included: Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E, Sven Amsterdam, Tyrants of Therapy, Kelly Meyersfield, and Chris Valenti</p>
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		<title>String Of Comedy – WESTSIDE – July 3rd</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a great opportunity for all of you Westsiders weary of the world east of the 405 to come see what all the excitement is about. The Strings of Comedy is going on a field trip.
We&#8217;ll have a great not-to-be-missed show featuring some hilarious crooning satirists including:
Phil Johnson communicates to the audience that no [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="" src="http://www.chrisvalentimusic.net/StringsofComedy/TalkingStick-July3-Strings-.jpg" title="Strings July 3rd" class="alignright" width="1076" height="218" />This is a great opportunity for all of you Westsiders weary of the world east of the 405 to come see what all the excitement is about. The Strings of Comedy is going on a field trip.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll have a great not-to-be-missed show featuring some hilarious crooning satirists including:</p>
<p><a href="http://RoadsideAttraction.com">Phil Johnson</a> communicates to the audience that no matter what problems they&#8217;re going through, there&#8217;s always someone even more screwed up than them. Phil Johnson is, in fact, a raging optimist. And better yet, it&#8217;s all set to music.</p>
<p><a href="http://myspace.com/odedgross">Oded Gross</a> , generally speaking, is a pretty open guy. Except when it comes to people who are different than him. Then his tolerance wanes. His videos &#8220;It&#8217;s All Because (the gays are getting married)&#8221; and &#8220;Just Found a Red Sock (in the laundry while washing my KKK sheet)&#8221; are both huge internet sensations.</p>
<p><a href="http://CynthiaCarle.com">Cynthia Carle</a> is a meat-eating hybrid-driving screen-writing singer-songwriter with life high points that include being caricatured in the New York Times by Al Hirschfeld with a Nina in her hair during the Broadway run of Is There Life After High School?, singing Beethoven&#8217;s 9th at Disney Hall for Zubin Mehta, and turning down the opportunity to be killed while sitting on a toilet in Psycho III. Or was it IV. Low points include burning off her fingerprints while wiring up the muffler on a Dodge Dart on the Ohio Turnpike, not hitting the streets and turning cars over when the election was hijacked in 2000, and reading The Da Vinci Code.</p>
<p><a href="http://BobbyBanuelos.com">Bobby Banuelos</a>  Do you want a stand up who can cover topics ranging from marriage… to using “the force” at a grocery store… to motorcycle cops and those ridiculous boots they wear all without dropping a single “f – bomb”? Bobby’s your guy. Do you want a musician who writes his own comedic songs and rocks out on the guitar to tunes like “I Lost My Virginity to Me” (a crowd favorite and request)? Bobby’s your guy. Do you want a performer so charming, likable, and self-deprecating that audiences all over this great nation have called him “charming, likable, and self-deprecating”? You get the picture. </p>
<p><a href="http://AlicynPackard.com">Alicyn Packard</a>  Whether she&#8217;s doing stand up, rocking the mic, or acting on screen, you can bet Ali&#8217;s having fun. She beams with a playfulness and youthful exuberance that is both contagious and energizing. With ukulele in hand she&#8217;ll serenade you with unexpectedly catchy and hilarious tunes. Her unique brand of sweet and sassy stand up has graced the stages of The Improv, The Comedy Store, Room 5 and many other clubs around Los Angeles.</p>
<p><a href="http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?page_id=9">Chris Valenti</a> is a romantic comedy expert. A gifted songwriter, wry stand up comic, and award-winning filmmaker, Chris allows his vulnerability to guide his writings about the hazards of love and relationships. He appeared in the hit film in theaters recently, “17 Again” and is currently making a monthly short film for FunnyOrDie.com &#8211; he premieres each month&#8217;s new short at every Strings of Comedy show.</p>
<p>The show starts at 7 and is being held a The Talking Stick &#8211; 1411 Lincoln Blvd, Venice, CA, 90291.  The cover, as always, is $10, but 1/2 price tickets are available at StringsOfComedy.com.</p>
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		<title>Highlights from June 3rd Strings of Comedy at the M Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>PHAT Reflections – The Pick Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first commercial directing job!  The owner of this company liked my funny short films and asked if I could make a commercial for her product.  I think it came out well &#8211; thanks in a large part to that goofy, yet hot Sarah Spiegel.

PHAT Reflections &#8211; The Pick Up &#8211; watch more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My first commercial directing job!  The owner of this company liked my funny short films and asked if I could make a commercial for her product.  I think it came out well &#8211; thanks in a large part to that goofy, yet hot Sarah Spiegel.<br />
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		<title>Screening all FIVE shorts at Cinespace Friday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bohemian Shindig
This should be a really fun night.  I&#8217;ve been asked &#8211; given a huge opportunity! &#8211; to screen all of my short films thus far at Hollywood&#8217;s most popular restaurant-bar-cinema, Cinespace!
6356 Hollywood Blvd
There will also be bands, acoustic acts, and visual arts.
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This should be a really fun night.  I&#8217;ve been asked &#8211; given a huge opportunity! &#8211; to screen all of my short films thus far at Hollywood&#8217;s most popular restaurant-bar-cinema, Cinespace!<br />
6356 Hollywood Blvd<br />
There will also be bands, acoustic acts, and visual arts.</p>
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		<title>Coupons</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this economy, you&#8217;d better know how to stretch a dollar.
Featuring Alison Block, Jennifer Tung, and Mister Mitue.

Coupons &#8211; watch more funny videos
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this economy, you&#8217;d better know how to stretch a dollar.<br />
Featuring Alison Block, Jennifer Tung, and Mister Mitue.<br />
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 00:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Make your reservations now!
323 856-0036 
Quickly turning into one of LA&#8217;s most popular comedy shows, The Strings of Comedy gives you selected handfuls of the top musical comics around. Check out any of the Highlight Reels below or at StringsOfComedy.com. We always have great line ups.
Alison Block is a stand-up comic with a guitar or [...]]]></description>
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323 856-0036 </strong><br />
Quickly turning into one of LA&#8217;s most popular comedy shows, The Strings of Comedy gives you selected handfuls of the top musical comics around. Check out any of the Highlight Reels below or at <a href="http://StringsOfComedy.com">StringsOfComedy.com</a>. We always have great line ups.</p>
<p><a href="http://AlisonBlock.com">Alison Block</a> is a stand-up comic with a guitar or a musician with a sense of humor. Her “sophisticatedly raunchy” songs mix the wild and witty with the feminine tenderness found in themes about gay ex-boyfriends and male gynecologists.</p>
<p><a href="http://EvanWecksell.com">Evan Wecksell</a>  They don&#8221;t make them like Evan Wecksell anymore. As one of the funniest and most energetic performers to emerge from New York&#8217;s comedy clubs and musical venues, Comedian and Singer/Songwriter Evan Wecksell is often compared to comedic superstars Adam Sandler and Stephen Lynch. Evan&#8217;s act, a blend of comedy and music, celebrates dysfunctional relationships, endorses unorthodox career paths and makes fun of bad music.</p>
<p><a href="http://Goldstrom.com">Michael Goldstrom</a>, a tremendous talent called a “tour de force that will leave you roaring” by the Los Angeles Times, is one of the most dynamic performers on the national stage. With his ability to morph from an African god to a neurotic mouse, Michael translates the world into a multi-dimensional land of comedy that LA Weekly describes as “blisteringly funny.”</p>
<p><a href="http://myspace.com/byronwalls">Byron Walls</a>  In the early 60s, as a member of the San Francisco folk trio, The Travellers, Byron appeared at the Purple Onion with PHYLLIS DILLER and the Hungry I with MORT SAHL. Soon he was one-half of the singing/comedy duo, Byron and Howard, which appeared regularly at the Ice House in Pasadena, the Red Onion in Aspen, and the Tropicana in Las Vegas, opening for ROSEMARY CLOONEY. Byron used to open for the Kingston Trio when the Purple Onion was the heart of the SF music scene. As a Warner Brothers Music staff songwriter in the mid-70s, his songs have been recorded by Andy Williams, Emmy Lou Harris, Burl Ives, and Ronnie Milsap, among others. And, oh yeah&#8230; He performed the Super Bowl Halftime show in 1970! </p>
<p><a href="http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?page_id=8">Chris Valenti</a> is a romantic comedy expert. A gifted songwriter, wry stand up comic, and award-winning filmmaker, Chris allows his vulnerability to guide his writings about the hazards of love and relationships. He appears in the hit film in theaters now, “17 Again” and is currently making a monthly short film for FunnyOrDie.com &#8211; he premieres each month&#8217;s new short at every Strings of Comedy show.</p>
<p>The cover charge is $10, but half-price tickets can be ordered at <a href="http://www.goldstar.com/events/hollywood-ca/the-strings-of-comedy-1.html">http://www.goldstar.com/events/hollywood-ca/the-strings-of-comedy-1.html</a>. </p>
<p>Dinner reservations are suggested (323) 856-0036. Doors open for dinner at 7pm. The show starts at 7:30.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some relationships start with immediate bedroom action &#8211; the singles bar pick-up, the office affair, the Santa Monica Blvd transvestite hooker&#8230;. but each of these tend to be relatively short lived romances. I find that if you hope to have a slightly more meaningful and, perhaps, lengthy relationship, it helps to get to know eachother a little bit before you both strip down and let&#8217;er rip. It&#8217;s also interesting how a good number of the &#8220;quality&#8221; single women these days seem to prefer this crazy alternative method. Generally, most &#8220;quality&#8221; guys understand the ritual and are willing to oblige, if that&#8217;s what needs to be done to handle the situation. So we suck it in, put on our best game face, and endure The No-Sex Zone.</p>
<p>How long will it last? Are we saying the right things? &#8230;. There&#8217;s got to be a password to get out of this hellhole. Is this sadistic, evil woman just toying with me and enjoying it? These are the some of the questions my new song, &#8220;The No-Sex Zone&#8221;, explores. </p>
<p>Come hear the tune&#8217;s debut this Friday night (May 15) at Genghis Cohen, 8 o&#8217;clock. I&#8217;ll be performing the entire hour &#8211; not just that song, but others as well. It will be my first solo full length show of the year. I&#8217;ll get to play a bunch of the old, more musical material that I don&#8217;t get to perform in the comedy clubs. Come join me. Genghis Cohen is located at 740 N Fairfax Ave, just north of Melrose. </p>
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