Chrome Robotics

ICKERMAN Official Trailer (2017) Sci-Fi Action Movie HD

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Wed, 24 Aug 2016 01:43:00 +0000

Wanna make a front for the camera

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sun, 31 Jul 2016 20:25:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sun, 04 Jan 2015 08:15:00 +0000

Ze Germans

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sat, 03 Jan 2015 09:08:00 +0000

future of assembly line workers

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sat, 03 Jan 2015 08:51:00 +0000

I want to be optimistic about the poor factory worker, but that would be delusional. Check this video out. When you're done looking at the robot on the left, check out how awesome the one on the right is.

Halo 5: Guardians Special Abilities Breakdown Preview

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 07:19:00 +0000

Halo 5: Guardians
Get More: Comedy Central

Drone Shows Thousands Filling Hong Kong Streets

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Thu, 02 Oct 2014 17:56:00 +0000

interesting experiment

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Fri, 12 Sep 2014 15:51:00 +0000

During your first encounter; if you feel so bold as to tell an interested woman: "I want to make children and begin practicing making them immediately." She will then abandon her ideas of "the perfect situation" (there is a formula for this). The ideas previously running rampant through her hormone laden psyche will abandon her, and soon after she will formulate a snap judgement based on your appearance, approach and verified stability. Stay fresh my friends, stay fresh.

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 06:26:00 +0000

My friend and business partner connected me with a soon to be doctor. I'm still not sure about whether or not to pursue the relationship. She questioned whether I liked women for sure or not. My response:

"I am a woman in a man's body. Is that what you want to hear? ((interupts her)) Because I feel women deserve equal pay for equal work? Because I believe what you have to say is important? Sorry I was not aggressive enough in our initial phone conversation, but believe you me. All I want to do is to smell your skin, hair and lips while reveling in the fact you are accepting enough to look me in the eye while knowing you leave me wanting."

"Those two things don't belong together."
"Yeah well. Farrakhan."

Needless to say she wasn't ready for that.
I left the ring in a pool near Vegas. Damn.

You can have him back

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Wed, 20 Aug 2014 17:06:00 +0000

Is the finger flicking necessary? All I need is consistent love.

This Guy

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 05:00:00 +0000

There are new ideas. 0 - 1---

Onspiracy

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 05:43:00 +0000

If you saw the future and were as sure of it as you are of the last 80 milliseconds, would you share it with anyone?

The nature of promises: immune to evolving or changing circumstances.

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Fri, 20 Jun 2014 07:38:00 +0000

Players been chosen.

We wrote a template scene.

"we were going to make him look like jesus sir"

"How on god's green earth did that ever sound like a good idea?"

"because he made contact with at least 4 different ETR's sir."

"How'd this start?"

The scene immediately switches to voice over

"Well here's the thing, It's an over done grouping of similiar situations where the antoganist continually proves to himself that he is human."

The scene is then interupted.

"Is this is a Philip K. Dick novel?"

"No sir."

"He knows about the parasites sir."

"Mr. Chesney, are you implying that we have a rogue type 5?"

"Wait what's a rogue type 5?"

"What is he doing here?"

A man enters the room. Flashes a light into the eyes of Mr. Nassim. This light incapacitates him to the point of fainting. The man removes him from the room by dragging him with a full nelson type underarm hold.

"Yes."

"Well how the fuck did he get here?"

"We aren't sure. However, we have taken several blackmail measures to ensure that he doesn't continue to speak out about who or what he thinks he is."

"Has he been through the..."

The door to the office is kicked in. A masked man using the man who dragged out Mr. Nassim as a shield appears. Before Mr. Chesney can reach for his pistol in the holster on the table, Mr. Gates is shot in the head. The masked man, knowing Mr. Chesney is no longer a threat realeases the dead man body shield and removes his mask.

"You've got to be kidding me... Marree?"

End of scene.

no more

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sun, 18 May 2014 04:06:00 +0000

I don't wanna do this no more.

Somebody to Love

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sun, 04 May 2014 03:30:00 +0000

Development of one's conscious interaction theory starts with the scene count for a: person - environment, person - animal, person - person , person - technology. technology - technology, technology - animal, technology - environment, environment - technology. environment - environment. (there is some math in there). Parameters = financial, location, transactional history, basic physics, electronic transmission from 2015 and Quantum Beta One.

They should be so lucky as to bid for parameters. Panda Jungle. This calzone may disappear.

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sat, 12 Apr 2014 05:09:00 +0000

fwoooooooo@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dodged this bullet. face first into the monitor though. damn son, you giving that away? my nigga got legs! he got legs!
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2014/0411/Space-station-android-to-get-legs-says-NASA

The Truth

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Wed, 09 Apr 2014 06:37:00 +0000

Publishing houses should not own the rights to works of long dead authors. Restriction of access to books is a terrible policy and needs to be repealed in the near future (6-8 months) http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/11/14/us-google-books-idUSBRE9AD0TT20131114

I found this one about how materials interact with each other, there's some other stuff too.

http://books.google.com/books?id=CQu6AAAAIAAJ&pg=PA653&lpg=PA653&dq=%22physical+physics%22+how+materials&source=bl&ots=qkZ7pBTwPd&sig=jt5TXkwWro7B2lyjWIQ4VrfXeOo&hl=en&sa=X&ei=BOlEU9eqCsKGyAGrxIGIDQ&ved=0CKgBEOgBMA4#v=onepage&q=%22physical%20physics%22%20how%20materials&f=false

I only put in robot army because of the automatic infringement notifications these companies must be using.
https://www.google.com/search?q=automatic+copyright+infringement+detection&oq=automatic+infring&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0.4727j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

Advice for alcoholics

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Wed, 09 Apr 2014 05:14:00 +0000

When you drink wine from the bottle, you will put your upper lip downward into the rush of wine. Sort of like one would build a dike. This will cause the slowly poured wine to flow upward out of the bottle onto the upper lip hair growing area. The upward flow will allow another stream taken by gravity into your mouth. This is a way to easily drink wine straight from the bottle, but it does have it's consequences. Which brings me to future planning. Are you going to wash your face before bed? Are you going to wash your face in the morning? Are you even going to splash water on your face with your glasses on because you are so hung over you forgot your glasses were on? Are you going to sleep for as long as you can to replenish your brain juice? If the latter two are closer to the truth, don't use this drinking method. It will stain you. People will laugh. You won't know why. You have a wine stained lip in a professional work setting. People are mean. Do not do this. Ever.

Not Perfect Circles

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Tue, 08 Apr 2014 06:26:00 +0000

A permanent revolution to human thought. When was the last? Quants? Discovery of non carbon based life? Nah, it was the Hulu. You know, for kids.

self preservation

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 06:22:00 +0000

Charts

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 03:38:00 +0000

Does the power saving function affect startup time?

Money as the Motive

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Thu, 27 Mar 2014 04:44:00 +0000

Today was alright.

Clues

noreply@blogger.com (Jason Kelly) — Sat, 30 Nov 2013 02:10:00 +0000

I left clues for myself the last time around.

NFL on Google Search

noreply@blogger.com (Author 1) — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 05:30:00 +0000

type in NFL Schedule into google and you will find something more amazing than anything they've rolled out previously. They even have the local or cable channel the game is playing on. Seriously, it's that good. Because nearly all other sports are a waste of time I haven't bothered to check and see if this works on other sports.

Google Plus for Small Businesses

noreply@blogger.com (Author 1) — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 04:15:00 +0000

Most business owners think Google + is a novelty. They don't realize the power of this tool and usually pass it on for the perceived power of their facebook profile. Not only have I surmised that the underlying problem with Google + has been Google's inability to accurately describe the benefits of using it's social sharing system, but I now know I am not alone. The link below is a yet to be definitive guide on how to measure the benefits and effectiveness of your Google + campaign.

http://www.jeffalytics.com/measuring-google-plus/