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The complete making of CircusMouse

noreply@blogger.com (Shashank) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:03:00 +0000

This was the first time we talked about it:

This was how it was made official...

...and we are now officially dead!

The Matrix - Rise

noreply@blogger.com (M.R.ANIRUDH) — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:58:00 +0000

!Neo = Have you seen the sun rising in the west?
Neo = No, its just the cubicle wall blocking Morph's Bald Head.
!Neo = But how is it so yellow?
Neo = May be he uses hair color. Garnier: Take Gare!!

The making of CircusMouse

noreply@blogger.com (Shashank) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 02:42:00 +0000

Swine flew!

noreply@blogger.com (Shashank) — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:23:00 +0000

Conversation with a certain 'pig' (you know who you are):

'Pig': How's life treating you?
Me: Just like it's treating you. I'm board to death.

Males and Mails

noreply@blogger.com (M.R.ANIRUDH) — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:51:00 +0000

I sometimes feel spam folder is a powerful condom which holds the VIAGRA MALeS !

Who Is A Brave Person?

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:08:00 +0000

What do you call a person who holds a rave party only a day after the police have raided a rave party?

B-rave.

Bollywood Actor - Ram's Best Friend

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:32:00 +0000

Q: Which Bollywood actor is Ram's best friend?

A: Arjun Rampal.

Om Shanti Om.

Not hot at all

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:16:00 +0000

Q: which hollywood actress is not hot? Not even a little bit...

A: thandie newton

Mahabharat Reloaded

noreply@blogger.com (Shashank) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:36:00 +0000

Q. What do you call a woman who has five husbands?

A. Rakhi Sawant

http://bit.ly/Ld7II

L'appartement

noreply@blogger.com (Shashank) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:34:00 +0000

Q. What do you call an apartment occupied by a prostitute?

A. A 'legs-apart-ment'

NEW YORK

noreply@blogger.com (M.R.ANIRUDH) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:16:00 +0000

What wud d name b if Karan Johar had directed it?

Knew york obviously1

noreply@blogger.com (M.R.ANIRUDH) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:49:00 +0000

How would an online matrimonial site inform a girl applicant if she got a match?

Ans .COngrats!! YOU VE GOT MALE!

SATYAM ONLY WINS???

noreply@blogger.com (M.R.ANIRUDH) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:29:00 +0000

Why do you think Mr.Raju came out in the open so fearlessly?

Ans: He believes in the Indian constitution.
Cos it believes that "SATYAM EVA JAYATHE"

P.S. He took it seriously didnt he?!!

Jai Kisan!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:02:00 +0000

As seen on the R-day/Dhoni special of NDTV's Jai Jawaan:

Q:"Agar koi jawaan kisi uljhan mein fans jaaye to use kiske paas jaana chahiye?"

A:"Kisaan ke paas, kyunki uske paas 'hul' hota hai."

Wow! Some of the black cat commandos think just like apna-Nick :) Happy B'day dude!

Jai Hind!
(hehe... Now that sounds like JLo's backside :P)
(Note to self: I have started thinking like Dobby)

Master Harry Potter?

noreply@blogger.com (Shashank) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:25:00 +0000

Warning: Twisted joke. Only those who know the Dobby will understand.

Q. What do you call an angry Dobby?

A. Iyengar

(go figure)

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Telecom Policy

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:08:00 +0000

When asked about his govt's 3G policy, Dr. Manmohan Singh replied,"Why 3G? Isn't 2G enough? Don't we already have Sonia G and Rahul G?"

INWASTEMENT BANKING

noreply@blogger.com (M.R.ANIRUDH) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:01:00 +0000

Some new names for upcoming investment banks!

J P MORON
MORGON STUPIDLY
LAYMAN BHAIS(this one will start in surat)

Is Sam Sung the Recincarnation of Sam Singh?

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:06:00 +0000

Really, is it?

His Dreams and Our Dreams

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:45:00 +0000

If all of us have dreams, does Micheal Phelps have wet dreams?

Food With Parents

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:21:00 +0000

If one is having food with parents, is an item containing Palak a must-have?

How Will Stock Brokers Celebrate?

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:59:00 +0000

How will stock brokers celebrate when the markets come up?

By giving a Dalal's treat to their friends?!

James Blunt Is Aishwarya Rai's Brother

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:41:00 +0000

If James Blunt were Aishwarya Rai's brother, would he be called James Bunt?

Frito not! Help is here!

noreply@blogger.com (Shashank) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:20:00 +0000

1. If the Dalai Lama loves Lays, what would you call him?

-- A 'Chip Monk'

2. If you ate one of these that the Dalai Lama has bought, what would you be taking?

-- A chip off the 'Old Monk'

Mind Your Own Business

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:00 +0000

What would one call a psychiatrist's business if he is not doing well?

A shrinking business?!

Sarkar Raj In Kannada

noreply@blogger.com (Nikhil) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:22:00 +0000

What would Sarkar Raj be named if it were made in Kannada?

Sarkar Rajkumar?