tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38417239655714323702025-12-24T06:25:02.069-08:00Funny takes on current affairs, sports and celebrities. And we absolutely LOVE Rakhi Sawant! With lots of PJs and puns, we're sure you'll have funNikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.comBlogger189125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-89340135190453328532012-02-20T07:03:00.000-08:002012-02-20T07:19:47.065-08:00This was the first time we talked about it:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyY7hVKCkYvx9Ui4FenQNNFF0izoWxAoEBdd1lEftuvFfFxjhuQ5M8bAgm_RIF3y6H8mvb-ZtKrzhq4CWIMm7nofW75Jc1VcfRU-7RENJAA_C3ELP3nRQelk4hEGVVbj8uDnJMh-6vGKo/s1600/Snap1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyY7hVKCkYvx9Ui4FenQNNFF0izoWxAoEBdd1lEftuvFfFxjhuQ5M8bAgm_RIF3y6H8mvb-ZtKrzhq4CWIMm7nofW75Jc1VcfRU-7RENJAA_C3ELP3nRQelk4hEGVVbj8uDnJMh-6vGKo/s320/Snap1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5711234554437395746" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />This was how it was made official...<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQV61PDTMLNnp29DclZnPWiMCCfh3r34kmM_xMZYKRcqV_c0ufdbT8u2bva1tZEQUda5D3sqjw7cSdCpaUl5M4nOa2rMpKv4BHtb6wBGNItdS2sHz_FZRhEQcJckZ1qHmpzore2JSlTEA/s1600/Snap2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQV61PDTMLNnp29DclZnPWiMCCfh3r34kmM_xMZYKRcqV_c0ufdbT8u2bva1tZEQUda5D3sqjw7cSdCpaUl5M4nOa2rMpKv4BHtb6wBGNItdS2sHz_FZRhEQcJckZ1qHmpzore2JSlTEA/s320/Snap2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5711237542197868146" /></a><br /><br /><br />...and we are now officially dead!Shashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10388684627111620079noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-89263923688929227822011-07-07T08:58:00.000-07:002011-07-07T09:01:36.669-07:00!Neo = Have you seen the sun rising in the west?<br />Neo = No, its just the cubicle wall blocking Morph's Bald Head.<br />!Neo = But how is it so yellow?<br />Neo = May be he uses hair color. Garnier: Take Gare!!M.R.ANIRUDHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12903910945272307293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-76969728624600065822011-02-01T18:42:00.000-08:002011-02-01T18:50:53.469-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqZ5NVtnQ7Bbb3T5QywSl8NLrFyAZPdeiOUD4QtYKM2ZHNPHwoKXD9RMmoPpcJIsP7LKNxbS4xjPJkaIn3IHaf1sJbnlkYmxYJiR2qr4vvLB85cZfKZTZK_FqxEm868PiBTNFknM6AM_Q/s1600/circusmouse.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqZ5NVtnQ7Bbb3T5QywSl8NLrFyAZPdeiOUD4QtYKM2ZHNPHwoKXD9RMmoPpcJIsP7LKNxbS4xjPJkaIn3IHaf1sJbnlkYmxYJiR2qr4vvLB85cZfKZTZK_FqxEm868PiBTNFknM6AM_Q/s320/circusmouse.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568919210325651186" /></a>Shashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10388684627111620079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-56569798023210726372010-12-07T13:23:00.000-08:002010-12-07T13:39:39.867-08:00Conversation with a certain 'pig' (you know who you are):<br /><br />'Pig': How's life treating you?<br />Me: Just like it's treating you. I'm board to death.Shashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10388684627111620079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-43349693402777902502010-01-16T09:51:00.000-08:002010-01-16T09:53:36.345-08:00I sometimes feel spam folder is a powerful condom which holds the VIAGRA MALeS !M.R.ANIRUDHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12903910945272307293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-89359462368302117052009-09-17T07:08:00.000-07:002009-09-17T07:09:24.317-07:00<span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">What do you call a person who holds a rave party only a day after the police have raided a rave party?<br /><br /><br />B-rave.</span></span>Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-24222192884422210082009-09-03T11:32:00.000-07:002009-09-03T11:33:44.185-07:00Q: Which Bollywood actor is Ram's best friend?<br /><br />A: Arjun <span style="font-style: italic;">Rampal</span>.<br /><br />Om Shanti Om.Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-5806425495266637132009-07-25T21:16:00.001-07:002009-07-25T21:17:44.648-07:00Q: which hollywood actress is not hot? Not even a little bit...<br /><br /><br />A: thandie newtonUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-10835466380291794642009-07-16T23:36:00.000-07:002009-07-16T23:42:01.708-07:00Q. What do you call a woman who has five husbands?<br /><br />A. Rakhi Sawant <br /><br />http://bit.ly/Ld7IIShashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10388684627111620079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-18877098351472337172009-07-16T23:34:00.000-07:002009-07-16T23:36:34.679-07:00Q. What do you call an apartment occupied by a prostitute?<br /><br /><br />A. A 'legs-apart-ment'Shashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10388684627111620079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-87801072457573813732009-07-08T02:16:00.000-07:002009-07-08T02:17:57.137-07:00What wud d name b if Karan Johar had directed it?<br /><br />Knew york obviously1M.R.ANIRUDHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12903910945272307293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-85894093156184414552009-03-11T10:49:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:53:23.482-07:00How would an online matrimonial site inform a girl applicant if she got a match?<br /><br />Ans .COngrats!! YOU VE GOT MALE!M.R.ANIRUDHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12903910945272307293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-41387542635609908282009-03-03T12:29:00.000-08:002009-03-03T12:33:37.976-08:00Why do you think Mr.Raju came out in the open so fearlessly?<br /><br />Ans: He believes in the Indian constitution.<br />Cos it believes that "SATYAM EVA JAYATHE"<br /><br />P.S. He took it seriously didnt he?!!M.R.ANIRUDHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12903910945272307293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-83199678544482886352009-01-26T06:02:00.001-08:002009-01-26T06:13:14.229-08:00As seen on the R-day/Dhoni special of NDTV's Jai Jawaan:<br /><br /> Q:"Agar koi jawaan kisi uljhan mein fans jaaye to use kiske paas jaana chahiye?"<br /><br />A:"Kisaan ke paas, kyunki uske paas 'hul' hota hai."<br /><br />Wow! Some of the black cat commandos think just like apna-Nick :) Happy B'day dude!<br /><br />Jai Hind!<br />(hehe... Now that sounds like JLo's backside :P)<br />(Note to self: I have started thinking like Dobby)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-9046427415357126092008-12-22T03:25:00.000-08:002008-12-22T03:29:41.436-08:00Warning: Twisted joke. Only those who know <span style="font-style:italic;">the</span> Dobby will understand.<br /><br /><br /><br />Q. What do you call an angry Dobby?<br /><br />A. Iyengar<br /><br /><br />(go figure)Shashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10388684627111620079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-37237158774738863772008-11-18T01:08:00.000-08:002008-11-18T01:10:50.564-08:00When asked about his govt's 3G policy, Dr. Manmohan Singh replied,"Why 3G? Isn't 2G enough? Don't we already have Sonia G and Rahul G?"Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-76063701415883110422008-09-27T13:01:00.000-07:002008-09-27T13:04:31.982-07:00Some new names for upcoming investment banks!<br /><br />J P MORON<br />MORGON STUPIDLY<br />LAYMAN BHAIS(this one will start in surat)M.R.ANIRUDHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12903910945272307293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-86004602102382339292008-09-16T06:06:00.000-07:002008-09-16T06:08:16.323-07:00Really, is it?Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-28238663789849307322008-08-24T21:45:00.000-07:002008-08-24T21:49:21.415-07:00If all of us have dreams, does Micheal Phelps have wet dreams?Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-81780606105371213322008-08-19T01:21:00.000-07:002008-08-19T01:34:36.929-07:00If one is having food with parents, is an item containing Palak a must-have?Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-25830824662438602572008-07-16T23:59:00.001-07:002008-07-17T00:00:41.713-07:00How will stock brokers celebrate when the markets come up? <br /><br />By giving a Dalal's treat to their friends?!Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-58671708552699347892008-07-15T02:41:00.000-07:002008-07-15T02:43:26.788-07:00<div style="text-align: left;">If James Blunt were Aishwarya Rai's brother, would he be called James <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunt_%28community%29">Bunt</a>?<br /></div>Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-88751140837715922262008-06-29T02:20:00.000-07:002008-06-29T02:27:06.706-07:001. If the Dalai Lama loves Lays, what would you call him? <br /><br />-- A 'Chip Monk'<br /><br />2. If you ate one of these that the Dalai Lama has bought, what would you be taking?<br /><br />-- A chip off the 'Old Monk'Shashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10388684627111620079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-2668907309495130352008-06-22T22:41:00.000-07:002008-06-22T22:43:26.549-07:00What would one call a psychiatrist's business if he is not doing well?<br /><br />A shrinking business?!Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3841723965571432370.post-65542587609294590302008-06-09T22:22:00.000-07:002008-06-09T22:38:58.766-07:00What would <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarkar_Raj">Sarkar Raj</a> be named if it were made in Kannada?<br /><br />Sarkar <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajkumar">Rajkumar</a>?Nikhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08963015940923214171noreply@blogger.com2