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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9aFV-BeUT2Quei-waRoMsX6XWCM/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9aFV-BeUT2Quei-waRoMsX6XWCM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9aFV-BeUT2Quei-waRoMsX6XWCM/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9aFV-BeUT2Quei-waRoMsX6XWCM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-k0BNTUKgfd4/Tej1c1GCvxI/AAAAAAAAAu8/NYFmmyktRVo/s1600/poze_twitter.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-k0BNTUKgfd4/Tej1c1GCvxI/AAAAAAAAAu8/NYFmmyktRVo/s1600/poze_twitter.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;O serie de poze nepotrivite de shere-uit pe Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ce se intampla cand doi idioti incearca sa spele o masina ? Un &lt;b&gt;clip funny&lt;/b&gt; :)))&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gB9UMnpjzeY/TeNag13AAuI/AAAAAAAAAsY/L_4zRE8TeoQ/s1600/accidente_haioase10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="266" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gB9UMnpjzeY/TeNag13AAuI/AAAAAAAAAsY/L_4zRE8TeoQ/s400/accidente_haioase10.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Sursa: &lt;a href="http://2leep.com/bar.php?url=http://2leep.com/news/192066/0/more/"&gt;Smile Panic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-1692473696342641980?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/top-10-accidente-haioase-cu-tiruri.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><media:thumbnail url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pEUSo-d61qk/TeNZ_7uRwzI/AAAAAAAAArw/xxVFw6R5t1c/s72-c/accidente_camioane.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-7170382607439731528</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-30T08:00:05.850+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">glume noi</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bancuri</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">relaxare</category><title>Bancuri de relaxare</title><description>
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K5h9mYirrpUlVd6hsbRyshA6SGQ/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K5h9mYirrpUlVd6hsbRyshA6SGQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0163b3;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Directorul tuna si fulgera in birou.&lt;br /&gt;
- Asa nu se mai poate ! Firma asta parca e o casa de nebuni!&lt;br /&gt;
- Ba nu,domnule! raspunde cineva. E mult mai rau !&lt;br /&gt;
- Cum adica e mai rau ? urla directorul.&lt;br /&gt;
- Pai,da,ca intr-o casa de nebuni, macar directorul e sanatos!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Culmea matematicii: sa stai de unul singur si sa te simti in plus.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Alo, buna ziua, Casa Poporului?&lt;br /&gt;
- Da.&lt;br /&gt;
- Cu poporul, va rog!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Doua blocuri de locuit amplasate  vizavi,vecinii de la etajul 5 au iesit la o tigara la balcon,unul din ei  il sună pe celălat şi ii zice,,Vecine cand e ziua ta de nastere? 12  februarie,De ce? Vreau să-ţi cumpăr nişte jaluzele pentru geamuri...m-am  săturat deja sa văd cum faci dragos te cu nevastă-ta.Celălalt întreabă  :dar ziua ta cand e? 12 ianuarie ,zice el...De ce? Vreau să-ţi fac cadou  o lunetă să vezi mai bine a cui e soţia...............,a mea sau a  ta.................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Caut locuinta. Sa fie suficient de  mare, ca sotia mea sa nu se mute la maica-sa si suficient de mica ca  soacra sa nu se mute la noi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-7170382607439731528?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/bancuri-de-relaxare.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-1760512169238604912</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-29T16:38:23.826+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">sex</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">zahia dehar</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">film</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bionic film</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">papusa sexuala</category><title>Sexoasa Zahia Dehar in scurt metrajul Bionic</title><description>
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Dupa ce a aparut in centru atentiei din toata lumea, dupa scandalul "sex cu minore" de la nationala Frantei, &lt;b&gt;Zahia Dehar&lt;/b&gt; a ajuns, mai nou, vedeta de film. &lt;b&gt;Greg Williams&lt;/b&gt; a distribuit-o in scurt metrajul &lt;b&gt;Bionic&lt;/b&gt;, povestea unei papusi sexuale care isi manifesta propria&amp;nbsp; ei vointa.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="170" width="400"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=23916767&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;loop=0" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=23916767&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="170"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/23916767"&gt;Bionic&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/gregwilliams"&gt;Greg Williams&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-1760512169238604912?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/sexoasa-zahia-dehar-in-scurt-metrajul.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><media:thumbnail url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fOwPfxTBwN8/TeJLCsKUKiI/AAAAAAAAArs/3g-duzJt4IQ/s72-c/zahia_dehar_sexy2.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><enclosure url="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=23916767&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;loop=0" length="-1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><media:content url="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=23916767&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=0&amp;amp;show_byline=0&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle> Dupa ce a aparut in centru atentiei din toata lumea, dupa scandalul "sex cu minore" de la nationala Frantei, Zahia Dehar a ajuns, mai nou, vedeta de film. Greg Williams a distribuit-o in scurt metrajul Bionic, povestea unei papusi sexuale care isi manife</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</itunes:author><itunes:summary> Dupa ce a aparut in centru atentiei din toata lumea, dupa scandalul "sex cu minore" de la nationala Frantei, Zahia Dehar a ajuns, mai nou, vedeta de film. Greg Williams a distribuit-o in scurt metrajul Bionic, povestea unei papusi sexuale care isi manifesta propria&amp;nbsp; ei vointa. Bionic from Greg Williams on Vimeo.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>sex, zahia dehar, film, bionic film, papusa sexuala</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-8718458948458967395</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 11:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-29T14:43:39.882+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">incredere</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tanga</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">traian basescu</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">femei</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">presedinte</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">chiloti</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bodyguard</category><title>Traian Basescu Bodyguard</title><description>
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EEdYKGLtfka6f6tS5nTl3-VWbPo/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EEdYKGLtfka6f6tS5nTl3-VWbPo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Mf18tJ6YV54/TeIvoWbglcI/AAAAAAAAArg/8UuVmdjhHh8/s1600/chiloti_tanga_basescu.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Mf18tJ6YV54/TeIvoWbglcI/AAAAAAAAArg/8UuVmdjhHh8/s1600/chiloti_tanga_basescu.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A fost o data ca niciodata, cand femeile aveau foarte mare incredere in Traian Basescu, incat il lasau sa le pazeasca intrarea in cea mai valoroasa proprietate a lor :)))) Despre ce este vorba ???&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sH_BtUvq9TM/TeIwUmYxjjI/AAAAAAAAArk/YE21aR8viUo/s1600/chiloti_tanga_basescu1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="302" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sH_BtUvq9TM/TeIwUmYxjjI/AAAAAAAAArk/YE21aR8viUo/s400/chiloti_tanga_basescu1.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-8718458948458967395?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/traian-basescu-bodyguard.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Mf18tJ6YV54/TeIvoWbglcI/AAAAAAAAArg/8UuVmdjhHh8/s72-c/chiloti_tanga_basescu.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-5368456200636362380</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-29T08:00:02.689+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bancuri politice</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">antonescu</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">2011</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Romania</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">geoana</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">traian basescu</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Boc</category><title>Bancuri Politice din Romania</title><description>
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jePfsHDnMqyPWvJ_UnoxS7J6ObE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jePfsHDnMqyPWvJ_UnoxS7J6ObE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jePfsHDnMqyPWvJ_UnoxS7J6ObE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jePfsHDnMqyPWvJ_UnoxS7J6ObE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;-Care este deosebirea dintre Dumnezeu si Traian Basescu?&lt;br /&gt;
-Dumnezeu nu se crede Traian Basescu. &lt;br /&gt;
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Romania este o tara deosebit de fertila: semeni functionari si cresc impozite... &lt;br /&gt;
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Sfantul Petru se duce la Dumnezeu si se vaita ca sunt prea multi romani care vor creier...ca nu mai are in depozitul cerului asa ceva... &lt;br /&gt;
atunci D-zeu ii raspunde: &lt;br /&gt;
- Nu-i nimic da-le diplome de la Spiru Haret !! &lt;br /&gt;
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Politicienii sunt ca pampersii:trebuie schimbati cat mai des din aceleasi motive... &lt;br /&gt;
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Basescu la psihiatru:&lt;br /&gt;
-Nu stiu ce se-ntampla ca in ultimul timp sunt tot mai atacat de opozitie si de moguli, au inceput sa ma paraseasca pana si sustinatorii fideli si scad vertiginos in sondaje. &lt;br /&gt;
Mi se reproseaza ca prea ma bag in toate, ca sunt autoritar si chiar ca ma dau drept Dumnezeu...&lt;br /&gt;
Psihiatrul:&lt;br /&gt;
-S-o luam incet si metodic. Spuneti-mi amanuntit si in ordine cronologica tot ce-ati facut.&lt;br /&gt;
Basescu:&lt;br /&gt;
-Pai,la inceput am creat Cerul si Pamantul... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Traian Basescu il cheama urgent la Cotroceni pe Gheorghe Pogea pentru indicatii pretioase.&lt;br /&gt;
-Sa-mi scoti de unde stii 2 miliarde de euro pentru modernizarea penitenciarelor si asigurarea celor mai bune conditii de trai &lt;br /&gt;
puscariasilor.&lt;br /&gt;
-De unde,Sefu'?Daca am avea banii astia i-am da la invatamant.&lt;br /&gt;
- Ba ,tu crezi ca dupa alegeri eu ma duc la scoala?! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ambitia lui Emil Boc fost:&lt;br /&gt;
"Ori premier ori nimic!"&lt;br /&gt;
I-au reusit amandoua... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Boc s-a sinucis! L-au gasit spanzurat de un bonsai.&lt;br /&gt;
S-a aflat imediat si motivul: l-a batut Basescu cu cureaua de la ceas! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Concurs de minciuni: &lt;br /&gt;
Americanul-" nevasta-mea a nascut intr-un avion;acesta s-a defectat si pustiul a salvat-o cu parasuta!"&lt;br /&gt;
-Mai,mai mai se minuna romanul!&lt;br /&gt;
Neamtzul:nevasta- mea a nascut intr-un submarin;acesta s-a defectat si pustiul a salvat-o de la inec!"&lt;br /&gt;
-Mai,mai ,mai se minuna romanul.A mea e gravida de un an!&lt;br /&gt;
Din cand in cand copilul scoate capul si intreaba:mai este&lt;br /&gt;
Boc premier,mai este Boc premier? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cum se traduce Johannis Klaus in limba romana? Raspuns corect - Lucian Croitoru! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Conferinta tinuta pe internet de presedintele Romaniei, Traian Basescu, care observa:&lt;br /&gt;
- In ultimele 5 minute am primit 1 milion de mesaje cu aceeasi intrebare: "Vor fi candva majorate salariile?"&lt;br /&gt;
... Cred ca-i SPAM. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Traian Basescu:&lt;br /&gt;
-Boc,te rog insistent sa ma mai contrazici si tu din cand in cand,sa creada lumea ca suntem doi! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sloganul electoral al PD-L:&lt;br /&gt;
Frati romani!&lt;br /&gt;
Iliescu si Constantinescu ne-au adus pe marginea prapastiei. Numai alegandu-l pe Traian Basescu vom face un pas inainte! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
Presedintele cu sotia se plimba la pas prin Bucuresti. La un moment dat, Traian Basescu se opreste brusc in fatza unei vitrine &lt;br /&gt;
si exclama:&lt;br /&gt;
-Ia uite, Marie, ce preturi: sacou-15 Roni, pantaloni-10 Roni, camasa-5 Roni. Si se mai plang toti de criza in loc sa-mi fie &lt;br /&gt;
recunoscatori ca traiesc atat de bine !&lt;br /&gt;
La care consoarta, intrucatva jenata, ii spune:&lt;br /&gt;
-Pai, Traiane,asta- i o spalatorie! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cativa politicieni, cam cu chef, fac un turneu electoral prin sate. Pe un drum de tara, masina se izbeste de un copac si accidentu-i &lt;br /&gt;
gata.Aflat in trecere, un taran cu frica lui Dumnezeu ii aduna, ii ingroapa pe loc si isi vede mai departe de treaba.&lt;br /&gt;
Dupa un timp, se observa lipsa politicienilor. Ancheta, reconstituire, interogatorii etc.&lt;br /&gt;
Anchetatorul il intreaba pe taran:&lt;br /&gt;
-Cand ai sosit la locul accidentului mai era vreunul in viata?&lt;br /&gt;
-Unii dintre ei ziceau ca sunt, dar poti sa-i crezi pe astia?! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Extenuat de lupta pentru iesirea din criza,premierul face el insusi una si,cum se mai zice,da ortul popii.&lt;br /&gt;
Funeralii nationale,popor, sobor,alesi, culesi,regrete eterne etc.&lt;br /&gt;
Pe marginea mormantului, Traian Basescu plange in hohote din ambii ochi smulgandu-si ultimele suvite din parul restant iar Elena &lt;br /&gt;
Udrea,cernita toata,jeleste telegenic si ecumenic.&lt;br /&gt;
In trei cuvinte,mare jale mare!&lt;br /&gt;
In drum spre iesirea din cimitir,Elena Udrea se apleaca discret la urechea lui Traian Basescu si-i sopteste plina de speranta:&lt;br /&gt;
-Traiane,nu- i asa ca as putea acum sa-i iau eu locul?&lt;br /&gt;
Iar Traian Basescu o asigura:&lt;br /&gt;
-Cum sa nu,Elena,numai ca trebuie sa te grabesti pana nu astupa aia groapa. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Domnii Geoana, Antonescu si Boc calatoreau, in concediu, pe aceeasi sosea. Deodata, ajung la o bifurcatie nesemnalizata, ceea ce il deruta pe soferul dlui Geoana, aflat in fruntea coloanei:&lt;br /&gt;
"Incotro o luam, sefu'".&lt;br /&gt;
"Cum incotro, Ghita? Nu stii linia partidului? Semnalizezi stanga."&lt;br /&gt;
"Si fac la stanga?"&lt;br /&gt;
"Bineinteles"&lt;br /&gt;
Dupa cinci minute, ajunge si domnul Antonescu la bifurcatie:&lt;br /&gt;
"Incotro o luam, sefu'?".&lt;br /&gt;
"Nu stii linia partidului, Mitica? Semnalizezi dreapta."&lt;br /&gt;
"Si fac la dreapa?"&lt;br /&gt;
"Sigur ca da"&lt;br /&gt;
Dupa alte cinci minute, hop si domnul Boc la aceeasi bifurcatie:&lt;br /&gt;
"Ce facem, sefu', semnalizez dreapta?".&lt;br /&gt;
"Bineinteles ca dreapta, Vasile. Semenalizezi dreapta, dar faci la stanga, ce, nu stii linia partidului?" &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adrian Nastase intreaba Radio Erevan: Un barbat poate sa aiba mai mult de 2 oua?&lt;br /&gt;
Raspuns: In mod normal nu, dar daca totusi te apleci in fata si numeri exact 4 atunci sa stii ca Opozitia a venit puternic din urma. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
Ministrul&amp;nbsp; Invatamantului se duce in magazinul Victoria sa isi cumpere cravate si camasi. Dupa ce isi cumpara cravate, vrea sa ii dea 50.000 spaga vanzatorului, insa acesta refuza :&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu pot sa primesc, d-le Ministru, pentru ca am fost si eu profesor universitar si stiu ce salarii mici sunt in invatamant.&lt;br /&gt;
Nervos, Ministrul se duce la raionul de camasi. Isi cumpara cateva camasi si vrea sa ii dea spaga 50.000 vanzatorului, care il refuza :&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu pot sa primesc, d-le Ministru, ca am fost si eu profesor universitar si stiu ce salarii mici sunt in invatamant, ii spune vanzatorul.&lt;br /&gt;
Super-nervos, Ministrul iese din magazin si vede un cersetor in fata magazinului. Se gandeste putin si vrea sa ii dea 100.000 de lei cersetorului. &lt;br /&gt;
La care acesta ii spune :&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu pot sa primesc, d-le Ministru...&lt;br /&gt;
Deja cu nervii la pamant, Ministrul il intrerupe :&lt;br /&gt;
- Sa nu spui ca si tu ai fost profesor universitar.&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu, ii raspunde acesta, eu chiar sunt profesor universitar, dar am o fereastra acum.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-5368456200636362380?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/bancuri-politice-din-romania.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-9045576901047655480</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-28T08:00:00.540+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bancuri noi</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bancuri</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">destindere</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ora de ras</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">buna dispozitie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">relaxare</category><title>Bancuri pentru destinderea fetei</title><description>
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/muvjbrIQSrNIdglxjBzayeKi5lg/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/muvjbrIQSrNIdglxjBzayeKi5lg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/muvjbrIQSrNIdglxjBzayeKi5lg/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/muvjbrIQSrNIdglxjBzayeKi5lg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Doua taranci pe camp la cules morcovi. Una dintre ele scoate un morcov enorm si noduros si zice:&lt;br /&gt;
- Uite asa are scula Badea Gheorghe al meu!&lt;br /&gt;
- Asa de mare?!&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu, asa de murdara. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Bula merge la scoala acolo doamna invatatoare il intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;
- Bula, cu ce vii la scoala?&lt;br /&gt;
- Cu bicicleta.&lt;br /&gt;
- Tom tu cu ce vii la scoala?&lt;br /&gt;
- Cu jeepul, doamna.&lt;br /&gt;
A doua zi profesoara il intreaba pe Bula:&lt;br /&gt;
- Bula, tu cu ce vii la scoala?&lt;br /&gt;
- Cu un Audi.&lt;br /&gt;
- Atunci de ce ai intarziat?&lt;br /&gt;
- Mi-a cazut lantul.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Goriloiu’ se plimba prin padure… la baza unui copac vede un fund, apetisant, incitant… cand se-apropie vede continuarea fundului: Leul.&lt;br /&gt;
Se framanta, se chinuie, in final ia decizia: “i-o trag repede si fug”&lt;br /&gt;
Sare goriloiu direct pe el, i-o trage si fuge.&lt;br /&gt;
Se trezeste leul, rage de se cutremura padurea si goana dupa goriloi.&lt;br /&gt;
Obosit, goriloiu se ascunde dupa un copac, isi trage o sapca pe ochi si deschide un ziar.&lt;br /&gt;
Apare leul: “Ai vazut un goriloi????”&lt;br /&gt;
Goriloiul: “Ala care ti-a tras-o pe la spate?”&lt;br /&gt;
Leul: “Aoooleuuu, scrie deja in ziar??????????????”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-9045576901047655480?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/bancuri-pentru-destinderea-fetei.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-8946567082654750283</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-27T16:33:41.237+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">noi</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bancuri</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ora de ras</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">glume</category><title>Alte bancuri. Ora de ras</title><description>
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&lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;  &lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;O tanara la spovedanie:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Parinte, am pacatuit cu parintele din parohia vecina!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Fiica mea, sa nu mai pacatuiesti, sa iei aghiazma mare, sa faci 25&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;de matanii si data viitoare aminteste-ti ca&lt;b&gt; asta e parohia ta&lt;/b&gt;! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;Patru tipi casatoriti merg la pescuit. Cam dupa vreun ceas se putea&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;asculta urmatoarea conversatie:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Nici nu va-nchipuiti ce a trebuit sa fac sa pot veni la pescuit! Am&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;promis ca in urmatorul sfarsit de saptamana voi zugravi toata casa.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Nici pe mine nu m-a lasat sa vin pana n-am promis ca voi schimba&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;toata gresia in jurul piscinei.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Voi va plangeti pentru niste fleacuri. Eu a trebuit sa promit ca voi&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;renova bucataria inclusiv schimbarea electrocasnicel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;or!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;Si asa au continuat sa pescuiasca pana cand si-au dat seama ca cel de al&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;patrulea nu zisese nimic.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Hei, tu, doar nu vrei sa ne faci sa credem ca n-a trebuit sa promiti nimic!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Eu am pus desteptatorul sa sune la 4:30 AM si cand a sunat, m-am&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;apropiat de sotia mea si i-am susurat la ureche: "pescuit sau sex?" Si&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;ea mi-a raspuns:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Sa te imbraci bine!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;Un colonel ii spune generalului:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;-Domnule general, aveti pantalonii descheiati!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Experimentez, colonele! Aseara am avut camasa descheiata si mi-a&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;intepenit gitul.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;La un serviciu funerar, cei care tineau sicriul se lovesc de perete,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;il scapa, iar dinauntru se aude un geamat. Deschid astia sicriul si&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;vad ca femeia este inca vie.&lt;span style="color: navy;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Mai traieste femeia cativa ani si, la&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;moartea ei, din nou vin cei de la serviciul funerar, sa ridica&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;sicriul...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;Din spate se aude vocea barbatului:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span lang="RO" style="font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;- Aveti grija la nenorocitu' ala de perete!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="RO"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-8946567082654750283?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/alte-bancuri-ora-de-ras.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-1129942488279681238</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-27T16:11:46.353+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">reciclare</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">reclame</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">protectia mediului</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">doamna</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">selectiva</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">caterinca</category><title>Reclama reciclare selectiva</title><description>
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRx4iWkiODcLa3wzfdzCmAnCzq8/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRx4iWkiODcLa3wzfdzCmAnCzq8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRx4iWkiODcLa3wzfdzCmAnCzq8/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRx4iWkiODcLa3wzfdzCmAnCzq8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S6rm2w9AOSE/Td-iNMe57kI/AAAAAAAAArc/yupGxKTLzpc/s1600/reclama.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S6rm2w9AOSE/Td-iNMe57kI/AAAAAAAAArc/yupGxKTLzpc/s1600/reclama.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Nu vi se pare o idee buna reciclarea selectiva ??? Daca nu, s-ar putea sa va treziti in impostaze umilitoare, ca doamna din filmuletul urmator&lt;br /&gt;
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- Femeia are nevoie de un singur barbat care sa îi îndeplineasca toate dorintele.&lt;br /&gt;
- Barbatul are nevoie de toate femeile sa îi îndeplineasca singura dorinta ...&lt;br /&gt;
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O femeie a apelat la un chirurg plastic sa-i reduca dimensiunile buzelor vaginale deoarece&amp;nbsp; sunt prea mari si falfaitoare.&lt;br /&gt;
De rusine, a insistat ca operatia sa fie tinuta secreta, medicul fiind de acord.&lt;br /&gt;
Dupa operatie, trezindu-se din anestezie, a gasit 3 trandafiri asezati cu grija pe noptiera.&lt;br /&gt;
Indignata, si-a sunat imediat medicul:&lt;br /&gt;
- Parca v-am rugat sa nu spuneti nimanui despre operatia mea!&lt;br /&gt;
Medicul i-a spus ca a indeplinit intocmai dorinta ei de&amp;nbsp; confidentialitate si ca primul trandafir e de la el:&lt;br /&gt;
- M-a intristat gandul ca treceti prin asta de una singura...&lt;br /&gt;
- Si al doilea trandafir?&lt;br /&gt;
- Al doilea trandafir e de la asistenta mea. Din simpatie, pentru ca si ea suferit aceasta procedura cu ceva timp in urma.&lt;br /&gt;
- Dar al treilea trandafir?&lt;br /&gt;
Al treilea e de la un domn de la sectia de arsi de deasupra. A vrut sa va multumeasca pentru noile lui urechi&lt;br /&gt;
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Intr-una din zile, Bula trebaluia prin bucatarie. &lt;br /&gt;
O clipa de neatentie la tocat zarzavaturi si singele incepe sa curga. &lt;br /&gt;
Ia repede o cirpa, infasoara degetul si o taie la dispensar. &lt;br /&gt;
Intra in dispensar si vede doua usi: &lt;br /&gt;
“Bolnavi” si "Accidentati”. &lt;br /&gt;
Ca un cetatean disciplinat ce este , Bula intra la "Accidentati”&lt;br /&gt;
Acolo, ce sa vezi? Alte doua usi: &lt;br /&gt;
"Cu sangerare" si "Fara sangerare" &lt;br /&gt;
Asa cum era firesc intra la "Cu sangerare". &lt;br /&gt;
Alte doua usi: &lt;br /&gt;
"De importanta vitala" si "Fara importanta vitala" &lt;br /&gt;
Deschide usa "Fara importanta vitala" si se trezeste iar in strada... &lt;br /&gt;
Pleaca nervos acasa unde familia il intreaba: &lt;br /&gt;
- Ei, Bula, te-au tratat bine? &lt;br /&gt;
- Nu s-a uitat nici dracu' la mine, dar organizarea e BETON !!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Daca intr-adevar doriti sa va apara numele in ziar, cititi-l traversand strada. &lt;br /&gt;
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De cand au aparut domeniile .xxx, americanii care isi cumpara haine online sunt bulversati. &lt;br /&gt;
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Toate femeile viseaza la un amant fin si atent. Din pacate, barbatii fini si atenti au deja cate un amant. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anul 2020, ora de romana.&lt;br /&gt;
- Si, copii, amintiti-va legea de baza a punctuatiei: dupa semnul smile, nu se pune virgula! &lt;br /&gt;
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- De ce v-ati calcat in picioare sa cumparati detergent la oferta din supermarket?&lt;br /&gt;
- Ne-a impins necuratul. &lt;br /&gt;
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- John, vino la masa!&lt;br /&gt;
- Vin, tata!&lt;br /&gt;
- Eu nu sunt tata, sunt mama!&lt;br /&gt;
- Si cine, poponarilor, sa va deosebeasca?! &lt;br /&gt;
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Doi condamnati intr-o celula. Unul din ei se scobeste in nas.&lt;br /&gt;
Celalalt striga:&lt;br /&gt;
- Ce faci, ba? A te scobi in nas este un semn rau! Asta inseamna ca in acest moment cineva i-o trage nevesti-tii!&lt;br /&gt;
- N-are decat! spune celalalt. Important este ca ea sa nu se scobeasca in nas! &lt;br /&gt;
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- Nu va suparati, primiti si comenzi ?&lt;br /&gt;
- Da, bineinteles ! raspunde vanzatoarea.&lt;br /&gt;
- Culcat! &lt;br /&gt;
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Un marinar, naufragiat de ani de zile pe o insula pustie, vede cu mare incantare intr-o zi o nava in departare si o barca apropiindu-se de tarm.&lt;br /&gt;
Nu dupa mult timp, barca ajunge la tarm, iar unul din ofiteri ii inmaneaza bietului naufragiat un teanc mare de ziare si-i spune:&lt;br /&gt;
- Capitanul vrea sa citesti toate ziarele astea si apoi sa ne anunti daca mai vrei sa fii salvat… &lt;br /&gt;
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El: Te iubesc!&lt;br /&gt;
Ea: Vorbesti tu sau berea din tine?&lt;br /&gt;
El: Eu vorbesc. Cu berea. &lt;br /&gt;
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Femeile infidele au regrete, dar tot cele fidele regreta mai mult! &lt;br /&gt;
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Ai prins amantul sotiei? Nu-l bate. Poate fi tatal copiilor tai! &lt;br /&gt;
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Un tip se trezeste dimineata cu o mahmureala groaznica. Merge la baie si vede in oglinda ca din gura ii atarna un fir de ata:&lt;br /&gt;
- O Doamne, sper ca este Lipton! &lt;br /&gt;
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Un preot locuia linga o manastire si avea 10 gaini si un cocos.&lt;br /&gt;
Cocosul din cind in cind disparea, dar aparea pina seara. Ultima data cind a zburat nu s-a mai intors si preotul, primul lucru duminica in biserica, a intrebat lumea &lt;br /&gt;
- As vrea sa stiu daca cineva are un cocos ?.....si toti barbatii s-au sculat in picioare.....&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu, nu, nu, am vrut sa spun daca cineva a vazut un cocos.....si toate femeile s-au sculat in picioare....&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu, nu, nu,nici asta n-am vrut sa stiu, vreau sa stiu daca cineva de aici a vazut un cocos care nu-i apartine .......si jumatate din femei s-au sculat in picioare.....&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu, nu, nu, nici asta n-am vrut sa stiu. Vreau sa stiu daca cineva a vazut cocosul meu ?.....si toate maicutele s-au sculat in picioare.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1002608307735360064-2605096027011840340?l=citescpewc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://citescpewc.blogspot.com/2011/05/bancuri-noi-2011-ora-de-ras.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Alexandru)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1002608307735360064.post-5402474173513719259</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 08:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-27T11:17:15.264+03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">reclame</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">noi</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">caterinca</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">foloseste prezervativul</category><title>Reclame Haioase, Foloseste Prezervativul</title><description>
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