Washington, D.C.: Lets talk dream jobs: How does one get to become a cheese buyer for Whole Foods? Where do I send my resume? Can I list you as a reference?

Dan Steinberg: Well, you’ll probably have to start as a specialist, which means cheese-cutting and floor-mopping grunt. After that, if you show a certain passion and willingness to stand in walk-in coolers counting large and smelly rounds of fermented curd, you maybe can move on to assistant buyer, and then buyer.

There’s a nice employee discount and revenue sharing, or at least there was when I worked there. But at some point, you might feel like you want to write and even start a Cheese Lovers Newsletter for customers, and then realize that maybe you should be doing something else.

Plus, nights and weekends. Lots of em.

Doesn’t sound as glamorous as I was expecting. A Cheese Loves Newsletter sounds like a good idea though.

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Bubba and Dubya are going to engage in a presidential debate for the ages.
Former President Bill Clinton and George W. Bush will square off on the same stage at Radio City Music Hall in February as part of a series pitting liberal and conservative thinkers.

The event is part of MSG Entertainment’s third annual “Minds That Move The World” speakers series.

The event — billed as “The Hottest Ticket in Political History” — will take place on Feb. 25, 2010, at 8 p.m., according to organizers.

But, alas, it was not meant to be:

A “debate” between former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush has been nixed because the promoter overhyped it as a death-match faceoff between the men, The Post has learned.

Clinton spokesman Matt McKenna said the appearance was never slated to be a “debate” and was actually a moderated panel discussion with the 42nd and 43rd leaders of the free world.

“This event … was supposed to be a discussion between the two former presidents, and has been cancelled because it was not being billed as such by an overeager promoter,” McKenna siad.

It was too good to be true. And really, this would have been much more exciting five years ago anyway.

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Perhaps the most surreal aspect of our great Afghanistan debate is the Beltway credence given to the ravings of the unrepentant blunderers who dug us into this hole in the first place.

Let’s be clear: Those who demanded that America divert its troops and treasure from Afghanistan to Iraq in 2002 and 2003 — when there was no Qaeda presence in Iraq — bear responsibility for the chaos in Afghanistan that ensued.

This isn’t just surreal with regards to Afghanistan; there are no penalties for being wrong in any foreign policy matter if your default setting is more force. Rich’s target in this case is Senator McCain, and to a lesser degree his two collegues Senators Graham and Lieberman. These three, led primarily by McCain, have been wrong about a lot of things since 9/11 and yet not only do they continue to make grand statements, more incredibly, the media continues to seek them out for wisdom. Rich again:

Along with his tribunes in Congress and the punditocracy, Wrong-Way McCain still presumes to give America its marching orders. With his Senate brethren in the Three Amigos, Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham, he took to The Wall Street Journal’s op-ed page to assert that “we have no choice” but to go all-in on Afghanistan — rightly or wrongly, presumably — just as we had in Iraq. Why? “The U.S. walked away from Afghanistan once before, following the Soviet collapse,” they wrote. “The result was 9/11. We must not make that mistake again.”

This shameless argument assumes — perhaps correctly — that no one in this country remembers anything. So let me provide a reminder: We already did make that mistake again when we walked away from Afghanistan to invade Iraq in 2003 — and we did so at the Three Amigos’ urging. Then, too, they promoted their strategy as a way of preventing another 9/11 — even though no one culpable for 9/11 was in Iraq. Now we’re being asked to pay for their mistake by squandering stretched American resources in yet another country where Al Qaeda has largely vanished.

Rich goes on to pick apart various statements made by McCain and Lieberman. Its interesting though, as Matt Yglesias notes, that McCain and company are entirely predictable. They always advocate for the same thing. Here’s Yglesias:

The key to understanding McCain’s strategic “thought” is that he loves war. Whichever war the United States of America seems mostly likely to start on any given day is the war he wants to start. Whichever war the United States of America seems mostly likely to escalate on any given day is the war he wants to escalate. The entire rest of his erstwhile worldview will just revolve around that.

I’ll repeat the title of this post: Why does anyone listen to McCain?

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