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Vehicular Deerslaughter: 10 Gruesome Accidents

By Chris Morrow on July 18, 2009

I’m sure this will be P.E.T.A’s favorite post, but it really needs to be done. Here are 10 accidents that involved a vehicle crashing into a helpless deer!

(disclaimer: there were no deer injured in the making of this post, at least not by me!)

I have a feeling, from the looks of this, the deer was trying to jump over the SUV. He’s not Kobe Bryant, that’s for sure.

It is said that this deer was hit by this BMW while going 140 MPH. It looks like it was hit head on perfectly on the grill of the car which in turn made the cars motor a huge meat grinder.

This is 8 seconds of pure LOL. I just want to know if the deer got stuck up in the trees?

This video only gets good when the dude starts crying at the end. WTF?!?

All I can say after watching this is “wow”. Actually I threw in a few “GAWD DAMN’S!!!” in there too!

The title of this video is “Teen Hits Deer – 5 Hours After Buying Car!”. It should have been title “Teen Screams Like He Has a Turd Hung”. Not as graphic as the others, I just added it to the list because of the drivers scream.

Here is another cop car smashing into a deer. This stout mofo takes a head on collision and has the fortitude to walk away. I think this deer was on some drugs or something.

Here is another racing accident involving a deer. This time a rally car scores the hit and the driver has a classic remark.

Here is another car taking a nice cruise when all of a sudden!

Here is a motorcycle vs. a deer. How in the world did dude stay on the bike?

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Weekend Knuckles: Farts Can Be Distracting

By Chris Morrow on July 18, 2009

Farts Can Be Distracting [Manofest]
15 Most Literal Photos Ever [Oddee]
The art of hotel bed jumping (20 Photos) [The Chive]
Meet The Monster Cow [Don Chavez]
10 Incredible Beer Pong Trick Shot Videos [HailMaryJane]
Craziest Drunk Story, Ever [Video] [COED]
Harry Potter Book Disguises [Cracked]
Eva Mendes: Bikini Candid Photos From Italy [Bastardly]
Sexy Pillow Fight – A Gallery [Holy Taco]
Kim Kardashian jumping on a trampoline. In a bikini. [The Superficial]
Erin Andrews Is Pressing Charges [Busted Coverage]

Meet The Monster Cow

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Pacman Jones ‘Make it Rain’ Video Surfaces

By Chris Morrow on July 17, 2009

I still think it is a shame that such a talent got wasted for no reason. Pacman Jones is douche and think the fans of the Tennessee Titans know that more than anyone. Pacman’s Vegas night clab inncident is now long over with, but a video done by ESPN’s Oustside the Lines just hit the web, and I have to say I really think worse of him (Pacman) now.

Posted in NFL | Tagged Douchebag, Make it Rain, Pacman Jones, Tennessee Titans | 1 Response

Carnival Pro Tip: Watch for Jizz on the Seats

By Chris Morrow on July 16, 2009

I’ll be the first to admit that I’ll take it where I can get it. But seriously…in broad daylight…on a ferris wheel? That whole ride got a show. I wonder if he warmed her up with some foreplay on the Scrambler before hand?

[BLOGofHILARITY]

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Black and White Michael Jackson Masks, I Call Shotgun on the Black One

By Chris Morrow on July 15, 2009

It was just last night that me and the wife was talking about a good duo Halloween costume. Her choice was to be Edward and Bella, my response was hell no (like I could pull off Edward). We didn’t actually settle on anything, because really we probably won’t even do a costume.

Until now.

Just saw these black and white Michael Jackson masks and now my goal is to convince her that is our plan…

I certainly don’t want to be white Michael though, that would mean I would need to talk one of my sons into dressing up like Macaulay Culkin.

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Even With a Baby Bump, Adriana Lima is Smoking!

By Chris Morrow on July 14, 2009

I’d even venture to say that she will be dead sexy when she is 80 and wrinkled up like a ball sack. Here’s a question; does a woman become a mother at conception or actual childbirth? Doesn’t matter, I’m officially giving AL the MILF title.

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Matt Bush Needs a PeP Talk From Tom Hanks

By Chris Morrow on July 13, 2009

Matt Bush was arrested again on DUI and a handful of other charges. No big deal right, there are dumbass sports stars all the time. Well, this time, not only is Mr. Bush a dumbass he also is a crying bitch.

Here is your pep talk Matt Bush…

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Monday Knuckles: Radio Show Prank Call Leads to Massive Fail

By Chris Morrow on July 13, 2009

Over The Shoulder Pose – A Gallery [Holy Taco]
The Man’s Monday Meal: Bacon Donuts [Manofest]
10 Strangest Bars [Oddee]
Vezaholics Meet Jessica Mitchell [Don Chavez]
The changing face of sports (18 photos) [The Chive]
15 Extremely Painful Looking Parkour Accidents [HailMaryJane]
Brock Lesnar is a Classless Punk [COED]
The Five Stages of Political Excuses [Cracked]
Ali Landry & Her Sexy MILF Bikini Body @ Malibu Beach [Bastardly]
Sperm Speed Affected by Woman’s Attractiveness [Asylum]
The Ultimate Home Run Derby Of All Time [TotalProSports]

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If This Doesn’t Give You Goose Bumps You Need To Be Checked

By Chris Morrow on July 11, 2009

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I’m not a big country music fan, but what I do like to to hear is music that can touch on emotions and actually move you. Kevin Skinner did just that with his Garth Brooks cover in his America’s Got Talent audition. I thought this dude was going to be a joke like everyone else. I was blown away. I got my wife to sit down and watch this clip, told her if it didn’t give her goose bumps I would do anything she wanted…luckily I am saved from any added house work.

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Getting Dry Humped by Rampage Jackson Will Make You a Star

By Chris Morrow on July 11, 2009

Watching this video puts me through a roller coaster of emotions. I am instantly embarrassed and have that awkward feeling for Heather Nichols, but at the same time I can see where she needs to be dry humped. My pervertedness aside, this is some weird shit and has made Heather Nichols an over night star.

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After getting molested my Rampage, SI.com caught up with Nichols to ask her the same questions I’m sure you are now wanting to ask:

Jimmy Traina: What did you think when Rampage started, um, getting frisky? Did you think it was funny or did you take offense?

Nichols: At first I was just shocked when he grabbed me, and all I could think was, “Oh my gosh, what is he doing?!” Then I tried to play along a little bit because I knew he was trying to be funny, but after about the first 5-10 seconds, it was just plain awkward. I kept thinking, “What should I do? Knee him? Keep going?” So I decided to keep asking questions, assuming he would stop if I did that. So I asked another question, and he kept going. I asked ANOTHER question, and he kept going. At this point I was just freaking out, but still trying to be a professional and ask all the questions I was assigned to ask, and this has been interpreted by some viewers as me liking it and egging him on. This was definitely not the case. I was hired to do a job, which was to interview Rampage, so I decided to put up with his shenanigans and finish the interview.

Traina: Had you interviewed or met him ever before?

Nichols: No, I had never met or interviewed him before. I had, however, watched some of his other interviews online, but somehow missed the other interview where he [acts inappropriately with] a reporter, so even after my research, I still wasn’t prepared for that one.

Traina: When was this video filmed?

Nichols: June 25.

Traina: Has he apologized since then?

Nichols: No, not at all. He was very, very pleased with himself.

Traina: Is that the most bizarre interview you’ve ever done?

Nichols: That was DEFINITELY the most bizarre interview I’ve ever done. The whole day was a bit bizarre because we actually conducted that interview on the set of Super Dave’s new show for Spike, so I also interviewed Super Dave (a.k.a. Bob Einstein), who was in character the whole time. It was definitely a unique experience all the way around.

You can follow Nichols on Twitter, and see more of her dry humping goodness below: