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Viva Les Cheeto’s – A Phone Call and Poem

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 02:05:06 +0000

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One day way back when I had a lot of time to kill, I decided it was about time to start calling some of those 800 numbers on the back of all the food product packages to see what they were all about.
I recorded two or three of these, and this is one of the first – for Cheeto’s. ;

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GREEN TEA, dude.

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:52:32 +0000

Ok, I’ve done it. I went all hog wild about green tea, and I mean the kind you can drink. I’m fascinated by the pictures of the lush green tea fields in Japan, and enjoy paying far too much for some really good tea, man. Here are some links I want to share and save to come back to when I need them:

Rishi Tea Travelogue – check out these pictures: https://www.rishi-tea.com/travelogue/Kagoshima-Japanese-Sencha/slides/Kagoshima-Map.php
Rishi-Tea – Gyokuro Yame https://www.rishi-tea.com/store/gyokuro-yame-japanese-green-tea.html
O-Cha http://www.o-cha.com/home.php
The Story of Shincha: http://www.hibiki-an.com/readings/shincha-news-flash.html
O-Cha’s Green Tea blog: http://74.53.164.70/wordpress/ (ended in May 09, for some reason)
Rishi Tea blog: http://rishi-tea.blogspot.com/
Sugimoto’s Seasonal Shincha offerings: http://www.sugimotousa.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=SU&Category_Code=SEA

Work. Lunch. Window. Board.

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:50:07 +0000

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Work. Lunch. A window. Of opportunity. Snow. Board. I’ve been looking at that hill, waiting to do this for a looong time.

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ZipZapZop Naked Friday at the MOMA

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:30:14 +0000

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ZipZapZop.com with Clark Saturn…

When Bre Pettis (now of NYC) and Jennifer Rundle from Seattle were here, we went to the MoMA and did a little tiny Naked Friday thing, complete with bad hair and ultra-bad mustache, not to mention my non-workout physique. Mmm. This is hot, as I’m sure Paris Hilton would say. This is followed by a brief return of the VlogFather. But he refused to get naked. But it’s just natural!

Have an awesome weekend! Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known.

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pH10 reel

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:01:15 +0000

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pH10 reel from back in the day.

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Google Voice Transcribing the Indian Accent

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:39:39 +0000

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Google Voice is pretty cool. Even though I had a GrandCentral account, for some reason it just sat there until GoogleVoice took over and it grabbed my attention again. One of the cool new things GoogleVoice does that GrandCentral didnt is transcribe voicemails into text – and as you listen to it, it highlights the words in the text (only when signed into your own GV account), so its almost like a little sing-a-long. Anyway, an Indian uncle recently left us a message, and I couldnt resist posting this GoogleVoice transcription – to show off GVs ability to transcribe voicemails to text. Be sure to hit play and read along.

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062905_zipzapzop

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:41:50 +0000

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Reposting some very old posts there were not uploaded to Blip and thus playing in Quicktime or from Internet Archive….

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ZipZapZop 062105: Solstice: Grapefruit, Orgasms, Naughty

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:33:40 +0000

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From the vault – this never made it onto Blip.tv… (see the original post, with comments: http://www.zipzapzop.com/?p=27

Todays ZipZapZop.com topics:

Todays very special episode of the ZipZapZop.com Morning Show was captured unknowingly while Clark was getting ready to record the show. Yes, this is really what he does. After preparing some of the elements of the show, Clark was messing around to get ready and then finally figured out he had been recording the whole time. We thought you might like to see this behind the scenes look. Therefore, we apologize for the lack of the Tao Te Ching reading today, and it will resume tomorrow.
Grapefruit Makes Women Seem Younger, Men Smell Fruity
Womens Brains Shutdown during orgasm, faking takes no brains.
New research indicates parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety are switched off when a woman is having an orgasm but remain active if she is faking Scientists from the Netherlands also found that as a woman climaxes, an area of the brain governing emotional control is largely deactivated. The fact that there is no deactivation in faked orgasms means a basic part of a real orgasm is letting go. Women can imitate orgasm quite well, as we know, but there is nothing really happening in the brain,
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Clark was also going to mention Alan Watts today, but alas, some day soon. Happy Taco Tuesday! p.s. wouldnt you like to see the real behind the scenes stuff from, say, Good Morning America?

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Lithuanian Bike Ride

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:17:06 +0000

Was reminded of the forests of Lithuania the other day after watching \”Defiance\” – and had to dig out this video footage and throw it together – with a favorite track from Iron and Wine…

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Eastern Tent Caterpillar Dance

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:56:01 +0000

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Dancing Caterpillars seem to be a recurring theme here at ZipZapZop… This time, I discover that these little Eastern Tent Caterpillar pests (there were literally thousands upon thousands of them here in May) are quite responsive to sound vibrations. It makes me wonder if perhaps some kind of audio mechanism would keep them away…

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Republic of Uzupio Constitution

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:36:29 +0000

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Across the river from Vilnius, Lithuania is a tiny independent state called Uzupis — The Republic of Angels. Its constitution is engraved in a reflective wall.

Uzupian Constitution

1. Everyone has the right to live by the River Vilnele, and the River Vilnele has the right to flow by everyone.

2. Everyone has the right to hot water, heating in winter and a tiled roof.

3. Everyone has a right to die, but this is not an obligation.

4. Everyone has the right to make mistakes.

5. Everyone has the right to be unique.

6. Everyone has the right to love.

7. Everyone has the right not to be loved, but not necessarily.

8. Everyone has the right to be undistinguished and unknown.

9. Everyone has the right to idle.

10. Everyone has the right to love and take care of the cat.

11. Everyone has the right to look after the dog until one of them dies.

12. A dog has the right to be a dog.

13. A cat is not obliged to love its owner, but must help in times of need.

14. Sometimes everyone has the right to be unaware of their duties.

15. Everyone has the right to be in doubt, but this is not an obligation.

16. Everyone has the right to be happy.

17. Everyone has the right to be unhappy.

18. Everyone has the right to have faith.

19. Everyone has the right to be silent.

20. No-one has the right to violence.

21. Everyone has the right to appreciate their unimportance.

22. No-one has the right to have a design on eternity.

23. Everyone has the right to understand.

24. Everyone has the right to understand nothing.

25. Everyone has the right to be of any nationality.

26. Everyone has the right to celebrate or not celebrate their birthday.

27. Everyone shall remember their name.

28. Everyone may share what they possess.

29. No-one can share what they do not posses.

30. Everyone has the right to have brothers, sisters and parents.

31. Everyone may be independent.

32. Everyone is responsible for their freedom.

33. Everyone has the right to cry.

34. Everyone has the right to be misunderstood.

35. No-one has the right to make another person guilty.

36. Everyone has the right to be individual.

37. Everyone has the right to have no rights.

38. Everyone has the right to not be afraid.

39. Do not defeat.

40. Do not fight back.

41. Do not surrender.

written by Uzupian President (and ex TV commercials director) Romas Lileikis

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Miles – for Joan Group

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:42:03 +0000

Happy 2008!
When I moved to the Catskills I was a little afraid I might not find people like the Joan Group, but luckily, I did. It’s hard to describe what Joan Group is, but in a nutshell, Joan members get together pretty much weekly to create homegrown jams and out of it comes a new CD each week(just a small few are found on Last.fm). This has been going on for over 15 years. Anyway, I’m honored to be gallivanting with such wonderful and merry pranksters. On a recent night we recorded this 12 minute patience-building masterpiece – for which I threw together some old footage. Hang in there to the end for the return of the caterpillar…

Kochen mit Herrn Nelson 7: die Tagessuppe

clark@zipzapzop.com (Clark ov Saturn) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:55:31 +0000

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Viva Les Cheeto’s – A Phone Call and Poem

GREEN TEA, dude.

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