SMS Collection http://www.smsnjokes.com The best Collection of SMS and Jokes. Thu, 24 May 2012 16:12:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 cliqueehttp://feedburner.google.comPetrol price hike:-(http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/Ge8bon2mjJE/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/petrol-price-hike/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 04:44:34 +0000 anujmody24 http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16919 Impact of Rs.7.5 hike in petrol prices- Yesterday MI players were getting out 1 aftr d other & to rush at d petrol pumps b4 12am….



Petrol price hike:-( is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> Impact of Rs.7.5 hike in petrol prices-

Yesterday MI players were getting out 1 aftr d other & to rush at d petrol pumps b4 12am…. :D :P



Petrol price hike:-( is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/petrol-price-hike/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/petrol-price-hike/ Have a happy morninghttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/7kn_rY_d-Gg/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/good-morning-sms/have-a-happy-morning-2/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:32:35 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16915 !”!__!”! !_!”"!_!ai !”!__!”! !_!”"!_!ello !”!__!”! !_!”"!_!appy morning !”!__!”! !_!”"!_!ave a NiceDay !”!__!”! !_!”"!_!ave a Cool Day. Related posts: Good morning :”‘:    :”‘: :  :,,,,:   : :  :”"”:  : :,,:    :,,: ... Flowerful morning Flowerful morning Colorful noon Joyful evening Peaceful night !! Be... Grass is shining with morning dew Grass is shining with morning dew, Making [...]



Have a happy morning is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> !”!__!”!
!_!”"!_!ai

!”!__!”!
!_!”"!_!ello

!”!__!”!
!_!”"!_!appy morning

!”!__!”!
!_!”"!_!ave a NiceDay

!”!__!”!
!_!”"!_!ave a Cool Day.



Have a happy morning is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/good-morning-sms/have-a-happy-morning-2/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/good-morning-sms/have-a-happy-morning-2/ Intzaar me bure haalhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/lDb6CYiqnvg/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/ascii-sms/intzaar-me-bure-haal/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:31:43 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16913 (  ‘_ ‘ )     J L aise the hum lekin Apke SMS k intezar mei   (‘,’)     J L Aise ho Gaye hai.Ab kya Chahte ho Gayab hi ho jaye? Related posts: Thak gya hu     ,///,   (  ‘_ ‘ ) 120 kg     ... Har tammana aapki puri ho jaye Har [...]



Intzaar me bure haal is a post from: SMS Collection.

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]]> (  ‘_ ‘ )

    J L
aise the hum
lekin
Apke SMS k intezar mei

  (‘,’)
 
  J L
Aise ho Gaye hai.Ab kya Chahte ho Gayab hi ho jaye?



Intzaar me bure haal is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/ascii-sms/intzaar-me-bure-haal/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/ascii-sms/intzaar-me-bure-haal/ Santa to girlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/xgNMbJnx6vo/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/santa-to-girl/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:27:53 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16911 1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya Ladki rote hui boli “Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha” Santa ne Hosla diya “Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena”. Related posts: Pappu ki lottery Ek Ladki ki 5 crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne... The Taste of India 1 Ladki ke Tshirt ke aage likha [...]



Santa to girl is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> 1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
“Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha”
Santa ne Hosla diya
“Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab
dekh lena”.



Santa to girl is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/santa-to-girl/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/santa-to-girl/ Jab ladki kapde nikaal de tohhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/Spy4U4lwlkE/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/jab-ladki-kapde-nikaal-de-toh/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:26:57 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16909 Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya hota hai ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Almari khali ho jati hai.. Soch badlo, Desh badlega! Related posts: Kabhi To Seedha Socha Karo Ek ladki Jab Sare Kapde Utaar Leti Hai To Kya... Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek [...]



Jab ladki kapde nikaal de toh is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai
to kya hota hai ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!



Jab ladki kapde nikaal de toh is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/jab-ladki-kapde-nikaal-de-toh/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/jab-ladki-kapde-nikaal-de-toh/ No electricity in girls hostelhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/zkr533UdUBs/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/no-electricity-in-girls-hostel/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:25:28 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16905 Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab.. Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko phon kiya aur kaha, 3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam chala rahi hai, Aaj to Admi bhej do, Related posts: Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Santa- Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Banta- Badhiya Rahi, Waise ek baat... Girls One time 2 girls were [...]



No electricity in girls hostel is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko
phon kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam
chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do,



No electricity in girls hostel is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/no-electricity-in-girls-hostel/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/no-electricity-in-girls-hostel/ 2 inches to 7 incheshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/ph8mfDfBKtQ/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/2-inches-to-7-inches/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:24:37 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16903 Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai, Sahi hai, Kyun ki.. 2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar deti hai, Im talking about? Roti 1 baar fir aap ki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami! Related posts: Jab ladki kapde nikaal de toh Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to [...]



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]]> Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat
hoti hai,
Sahi hai,
Kyun ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar deti hai,
Im talking about?
Roti
1 baar fir aap ki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami!



2 inches to 7 inches is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/2-inches-to-7-inches/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/2-inches-to-7-inches/ Secretery to bosshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/A8YRmsLdx24/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/secretery-to-boss/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:23:05 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16899 Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nahi rahe?? Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne kaha? Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa aur Bed hatwa diya na Isliye,



Secretery to boss is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal
toh nahi rahe??
Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa aur
Bed hatwa diya na Isliye,



Secretery to boss is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/secretery-to-boss/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/secretery-to-boss/ Blouse me kyaa hai??http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/tkkjlNJ8KQc/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/blouse-me-kyaa-hai/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 03:22:03 +0000 vipsinghwalia http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16897 Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale” Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“



Blouse me kyaa hai?? is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein
Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na
Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na,
Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke
Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“



Blouse me kyaa hai?? is a post from: SMS Collection.

]]> http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/blouse-me-kyaa-hai/feed/ 0 http://www.smsnjokes.com/naughty-sms/blouse-me-kyaa-hai/ I read from the chemistry teacherhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cliquee/~3/MjACnzVnPk8/ http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/i-read-from-the-chemistry-teacher/#comments Wed, 23 May 2012 21:48:08 +0000 log.on.preet http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16893 Yesterday I read from the chemistry teacher that sugar dissolves in water.I thanked God that u didn’t take bath daily otherwise I have to loose a sweet friend like U. Related posts: Sweet things are easy 2 buy Sweet things are easy 2 buy, but sweet people are... Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together [...]



I read from the chemistry teacher is a post from: SMS Collection.

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]]> Yesterday I read from the chemistry teacher that sugar dissolves in water.I thanked God that u didn’t take bath daily otherwise I have to loose a sweet friend like U.

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I read from the chemistry teacher is a post from: SMS Collection.

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