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Tumhare bina kya jeena yaaro

ravibharta — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:57:22 +0000

If we lose pen we can buy a new one but
if we lose pen cap we cant buy new one
thats why i care for al my dhakkan friends..
Tumhare
bina kya jeena yaaro…. .

We gain and lose things every day – Friendship I do not think much, I do not think often,...
Friendship is a silent gift of nature!! Friendship is a silent gift of nature. More old..more strong....
True friends are like Diamonds True friends are like Diamonds.. they are real and rare....

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Final paper of sexology sms

Jibran Munaver — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:54:41 +0000

Final Paper Of Sexology Is Out:
Attempt All 5 Quest.
1] Define sex and explain types of Condoms.
2] Why Sucking is Important before Fucking
3] Why Girls Demand Big Penis.
              OR
Draw Boobs Diagram
4] Make a Sentence on Following-
(A): Lund Ki Thand
(B): Choot Ka Bhoot
5] Explain With Refrence To Context-
” E Dil Nadaan Tujhe Hua Kya Hai, Aakhir Is Lund Ki Dawa Kya Hai.”

     ” University of
         LUND-ON “

3 saal Techer-1869 Me Kya Hua Ram-Gandhi Ji Ka Janm Techer-Gud!Baith Jao...
Dil Aakhir Tu Kyun Rota Hai Jab jab dard ka baadal chhaya Jab gham ka saya...
naughty teacher Madam ne blouse me gulab lagaya hua tha Mam-batao gulab...

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Happy Valentine Day

Abhishek singh — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:51:21 +0000

How could an Angel break my heart?
Why did not she catch my falling star?
I wish I did not wish so hard.
Maybe I wish our love apart.
Happy Valentine Day

Be my Valentine Be my Valentine, for I Each day have thought of...
My Valentine Valentines is near Just wishing you were here You will...
Girls valentine preparation list ..Girls Valentine Preparation List : -Get hair done #:-s -Get...

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After bypass surgery

ashar — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:26:02 +0000

After bypass surgery,
patient to doc: can i have sex regularly?
Doc: yes, but only with your wife, your heart is not ready for any excitement!

Husband: MISSING YOU Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo and Not Even...
Mba aspirants of marriage For mba aspirants: Wedding INVESTMENT: [Average 30 yrs] Rs.20,00,000 Marriage...
I Askd My Heart Yesterday,I Askd My Heart: Wat is Diff. Between Love &...

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Ena Mate Jivta Sikho

ashwinprajapati — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:56:46 +0000

Ena Mate Jivta Sikho Je Tamara Mate Marva Taiyar Hoy,
Ane Ene Hamesha Khush Rakhta Sikho Jena Dil Ma Fakt Tamara Matej Prem Hoy.

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Tongue twister SMS

puja — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:58:03 +0000

Round brown bread

9 interesting confusions ::9 interesting confusions of tintumon :::::: ::: 1. Can u...

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doston ki yaad

ravibharta — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:50:24 +0000

Mout ki gadi me jis din sona hoga,
Na koi takiya hoga na koi bichhona hoga,
Sath hongi tum jaise doston ki meetthi yaaden
Or
shamshan ka ek chhota sa kona hoga.

New version of har ek friend jaruri hota hai New version of “Har Ek Frnd Jaruri Hota Hai” Chai...
Hai koi program? Jo Shaks Apne Jeb se Apne Doston Ko party deta...
Galileo used lamp 2 study Galileo used lamp 2 study Grahmbel used candle 2study Shkspear...

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Gift on birthday

bluedevil — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:45:32 +0000

Girl: wat gift are u gong 2 give me on my b’day….
boy:- cn u see dat ferrari car opp. 2 u.
girl: (xcitd) s!!!
boy: i’ve bought a nail polish in dat color:-)

Before And After Marriage - Before Marriage - Boy: At last i can Hardly...
Stylish Breakup Stylish Breakup: Boy bought gift 4 his girlfrnd.. Gf: wt...
Today I saw a dream about you Boy : today I saw a dream about you…wen I...

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I love ur daughter

Aratrika — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:10:55 +0000

Boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Father: How can u prove it.
boy: wait for 4 month… u will believe ur self.

I-PAID A family comes out of an electronic shop. Son holds...
Conversation btwn kotex n condom CONDOM SAY TO KOTEX, EVERY MONTH U STOP MY BUSINESS...
Love Happens… Love Happens Automatically. . . . . . . ....

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Thought of the day

Aratrika — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:09:37 +0000

Thought of the DAY:
Rape is not a crime,
it is just a SURPRISE sex.. -

Mba aspirants of marriage For mba aspirants: Wedding INVESTMENT: [Average 30 yrs] Rs.20,00,000 Marriage...
Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent? Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX? Ans:...
Sex kya hai SEX kya he.? 1.”Duty”- Agar wife se kiya jaye. 2.”Art”-...

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