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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://veeaygina.tumblr.com/post/440998714/clement" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;veeaygina&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;
thanks for the follow i hope you enjoy… &lt;br/&gt;
i skimmed through your blog &lt;br/&gt;
i liked alot of the stuff on there =] &lt;br/&gt;
hope you enjoy mine
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks for following back. Yea I do. Keep up those great posts! :D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/-ITL1S0azA0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/-ITL1S0azA0/441002335</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/441002335</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:57:00 -0800</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/441002335</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"You don’t need a shallow relationship to feed your ego; you need a deep one to feed your heart."</title><description>“You don’t need a shallow relationship to feed your ego; you need a deep one to feed your heart.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/j-IGPMOzKoc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/j-IGPMOzKoc/440983272</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/440983272</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:39:32 -0800</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>thought</category><category>personal</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/440983272</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Jailbreak Collective - iPhone App Magnets</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3awzjZJY1qz4f07o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jailbreaktoys.com/App_Magnets_p/mgapp00.htm" target="_blank"&gt;Jailbreak Collective - iPhone App Magnets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/xyfaAR6FNjg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/xyfaAR6FNjg/439867788</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/439867788</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:36:00 -0800</pubDate><category>gadget</category><category>product</category><category>cool</category><category>link</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/439867788</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>So i was watching Justin Beiber's music video for One Less Lonely Girl..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jeremii.tumblr.com/post/439718606/so-i-was-watching-justin-beibers-music-video-for-one" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;jeremii&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and my mom was behind me and she was like &lt;i&gt;” Dito talaga sa amerika, bata pa tomboy na! “&lt;/i&gt; LMFAO!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(—” here in America lesbians start really young “)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I literally LOL’d&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/EsOokccdzHc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/EsOokccdzHc/439732204</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/439732204</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:23:00 -0800</pubDate><category>funny</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/439732204</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/heyclement/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1267963200"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Katharine+McPhee"&gt;Katharine McPhee (159)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Sugababes"&gt;Sugababes (95)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/BIG+BANG"&gt;BIG BANG (78)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Didi+Benami"&gt;Didi Benami (48)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Janell+Wheeler"&gt;Janell Wheeler (44)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/UUpKP6pi8z0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/UUpKP6pi8z0/438689948</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/438689948</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:10:25 -0800</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/438689948</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>A Disturbance In The Force « Weather Sealed
The black empty...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz24l5blyT1qz4f07o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.weathersealed.com/2010/02/23/a-disturbance-in-the-force/" target="_blank"&gt;A Disturbance In The Force « Weather Sealed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The black empty areas represent the distribution of McDonald’s. That’s just insane.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/bzX-LKFIECY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/bzX-LKFIECY/438638774</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/438638774</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:22:00 -0800</pubDate><category>link</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/438638774</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>You Belong With Me (live)
I know this is supposed to be a parody...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jkK0bfJhYhw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jkK0bfJhYhw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkK0bfJhYhw" target="_blank"&gt;You Belong With Me (live)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know this is supposed to be a parody and a really corny one at that, but somehow it brought a smile to my face. ;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/SwEcGYfJHqA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/SwEcGYfJHqA/438632831</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/438632831</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:16:00 -0800</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>video</category><category>music</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/438632831</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Just sayin.</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jeremii.tumblr.com/post/438258757/just-sayin" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;jeremii&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Don’t you hate it when you like someone or when you think someone’s cute but you feel like they’re out of your league so you just don’t bother to say anything. But what if that someone might like you too and you might have a chance with them but you pussied out?! I think knowing that later when you can’t do anything about it anymore hurts much more, why not say anything now? He/she ain’t even yours so what do you have to loose?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That’s easier said than done though. If only life is that easy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/GvWFaLaRpaI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/GvWFaLaRpaI/438408546</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/438408546</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:36:00 -0800</pubDate><category>personal</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/438408546</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Piano lessons</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1wshnT9S1qz4f07o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Piano lessons&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/bMy68fb2fUQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/bMy68fb2fUQ/438403082</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/438403082</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:33:53 -0800</pubDate><category>creative</category><category>design</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/438403082</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Last minute panic…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1tn3ODf41qzimgro1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Last minute panic…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/rGFvyuRQzjc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/rGFvyuRQzjc/438399930</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/438399930</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:32:17 -0800</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>comic</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/438399930</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>For once, the Dark Side saves the planet!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1a3g6Tb71qz4f07o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://earthhour.be/goodies/" target="_blank"&gt;For once, the Dark Side saves the planet!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/nV3-FqEtjNY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/nV3-FqEtjNY/437458370</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/437458370</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:23:00 -0800</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>creative</category><category>design</category><category>poster</category><category>link</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/437458370</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>To Be 6 Again...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror .&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie,popcorn, a soda pop and and her  favorite candy, M&amp;M’s.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What a fabulous adventure! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. &lt;/p&gt;
 
&lt;p&gt;He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/I1NZfKzhvcY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/I1NZfKzhvcY/437430187</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/437430187</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:06:53 -0800</pubDate><category>funny</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/437430187</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>So in the end it all depends on whether you’ll find
Warm...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://clmnt.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/436269222/tumblr_kz02jlJAsa1qz4f07&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So in the end it all depends on whether you’ll find&lt;br/&gt;
Warm embraces when I replace the one you had in mind&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/cUlWitMPMMQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/cUlWitMPMMQ/436269222</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/436269222</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:42:57 -0800</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>love</category><category>music</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/436269222</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I don't like getting drunk...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;‘cause it makes me emo.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/0F8qP2pdgDM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/0F8qP2pdgDM/433021630</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/433021630</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:48:40 -0800</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>secret</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/433021630</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I am sorry that I am not the one who can make you happy.</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/1MSa1DFmH4I/432251905</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/432251905</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:59:00 -0800</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>secret</category><description>&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/1MSa1DFmH4I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/432251905</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>PanicGoods - “ollie-regular”
Me want! :D</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysfcbmqPO1qz4f07o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://store.iconfactory.com/mininfo.php?ollie-regular" target="_blank"&gt;PanicGoods - “ollie-regular”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Me want! :D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/DPxk-VQy7O4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/DPxk-VQy7O4/427395357</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/427395357</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:38:00 -0800</pubDate><category>product</category><category>cute</category><category>link</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/427395357</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Elliot Jay Stocks - Destroying the Web 2.0 Look at FOWD 2007</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="351" id="viddler"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/9b7e9501/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="fake=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/9b7e9501/" width="400" height="351" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="fake=1" name="viddler"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Elliot Jay Stocks - Destroying the Web 2.0 Look at FOWD 2007&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/uVagesEOcyM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/uVagesEOcyM/424904427</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/424904427</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:53:09 -0800</pubDate><category>video</category><category>design</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/424904427</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>NetFlix Origami - Recycle Paper</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypa77gMTC1qz4f07o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://netflixorigami.com/" target="_blank"&gt;NetFlix Origami - Recycle Paper&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/iwZ9mWHn6mI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/iwZ9mWHn6mI/423917463</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/423917463</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:54:43 -0800</pubDate><category>link</category><category>creative</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/423917463</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"You always find it when you’re not looking.
So stop looking and let it find you."</title><description>“You always find it when you’re not looking.&lt;br/&gt;
So stop looking and let it find you.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Sara Wayland&lt;/em&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clmnt/~4/xVatd1gVyl4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clmnt/~3/xVatd1gVyl4/423203884</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://clmnt.com/post/423203884</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:18:34 -0800</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>quote</category><category>thought</category><feedburner:origLink>http://clmnt.com/post/423203884</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
