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"I will repair the vegetables."

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 17:16:03 +0800

“I will repair the vegetables.”

C: wang wang

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:35:01 +0800

C: wang wang
E: wang wang?
C: dog's language

"Lots of Chinese believe in density."

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 18:48:32 +0800

“Lots of Chinese believe in density.”

"I bought myself a bread."

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:14:38 +0800

“I bought myself a bread.”

"My mum’s so fashion."

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:04:02 +0800

“My mum’s so fashion.”

C: I have a secret

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:14:03 +0800

C: I have a secret
C: I don't like panda

E: did you pick up the laundry?

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 11:47:00 +0800

E: did you pick up the laundry?
C: yes
C: no
E: ...
E: did you pick up the laundry?
C: forget
E: you forgot the laundry, or you forgot if you picked up the laundry?
C: i don't know
E: right
E: look in the wardrobe, is the laundry there?
C: maybe you get the landry?
E: no, I didn't get the laundry
C: yes
E: what?
C: yes the laundry
E: baby, can you do me a favour?
C: yes
E: can you pick up the laundry please?
C: ok, I'll go now
E: fantastic, thankj you
C: shall I take the hamster?
E: sure, whatever
E: are you drunk?

"I like North Korea. North Korea is funny. South Korea is just annoying."

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 10:03:00 +0800

“I like North Korea. North Korea is funny. South Korea is just annoying.”

- C

C: I saw a squirrel!

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 13:42:32 +0800

C: I saw a squirrel!
C: on a wall
E: wow, a squirrel here? where?
C: when I 6 or 7

C: What's for dinner?

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 13:37:31 +0800

C: What's for dinner?
E: I don't know, what do we have?
C: Nothing in the bridge.

C: you have a decision

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:11:01 +0800

C: you have a decision
E: ok
C: football and sex?
E: yes!
C: football or sex.
E: oh

C: i don't like gay

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:22:05 +0800

C: i don't like gay
E: why not?
C: can't fall in love with them

C: wow

Tue, 11 May 2010 10:00:00 +0800

C: wow
C: i find a pig
E: a pig? where?
C: you
C: not handsome pig
C: hahaha
E: you really know how to compliment a guy
C: thank you very much

"Did Snow White have sex with the seven little guys?"

Thu, 06 May 2010 09:17:00 +0800

“Did Snow White have sex with the seven little guys?”

- C

C: Mustard Pea........

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 11:44:07 +0800

C: Mustard Pea........
C: oh,my ladygaga
E: ?
C: i don't like
C: made me cry
C: wuwuwu
C: hehe
E: wait, what made you cry? the pea?
E: or lady gaga?
C: pea
E: I don't understand where lady gaga fits into this
C: OH! MY LadyGaga is instead of OH! MY GOD,now
C: you out
C: haha
E: the pea made more sense
C: i think so

C: I want to bite you

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 09:49:00 +0800

C: I want to bite you
E: but you just finished lunch!
C: you are cake

"I find you really comprehend me very much."

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:27:00 +0800

“I find you really comprehend me very much.”

- C

C: if I could I rape you every day

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:10:00 +0800

C: if I could I rape you every day
E: what
C: it's more sexy?

C: I don't want to go to Australia

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:19:00 +0800

C: I don't want to go to Australia
E: Why not?
C: I think kangaroo will punch me

"Did I disturble you?"

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:50:00 +0800

“Did I disturble you?”

- C