http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/index.html en-us Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Stand-up comedian Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison (from comedy duo Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues) come together to bring you TWO G's IN A POD - a weekly podcast showcasing their comedically sideways look at the world, current events & any topic they come across, really. Stand-up comedian Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison (from comedy duo Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues) come together to bring you TWO G's IN A POD - a weekly podcast showcasing their comedically sideways look at the world, current events & any topic they come across, really. Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison garethgravity@gmail.com Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes It's the final show for 2015, and the two Gareths harass gourmet chef Matt Manning by each making him a cheese sandwich to judge. Which one will Matt pick? And which weird news story from around the world will tickle his fancy? How do you tickle a fancy, anyway? Stay tuned for the answer to some of these questions. http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode53.mp3 Tue, 08 December 2015 11:00:00 GMT 45:51 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Raconteur, space pirate & comedian, Vittorio Leonardi, joins the Gareth on the pod couch as he visits Cape Town from Gauteng for a series of shows. A geek in the best sense of the word, Vittorio also fills us in on the perils of the dark/deep web, as well as the latest bizarre news stories from around the globe. http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode52.mp3 Wed, 23 September 2015 11:00:00 GMT 1:04:28:24 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Put the kettle on - this week's guest is comedian/latte artist Arno Els. Originally from Durban, Arno is the current South African latte art champion and he demonstrates his skills live on air...with generous interference from Gareth & Gareth, naturally. http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode51.mp3 Wed, 02 September 2015 11:00:00 GMT 52:24 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes On location at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown, the Gareths chat to musical comedian Deep Fried Man about his festival experience. http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode50.mp3 Wed, 10 August 2015 11:00:00 GMT 50:26 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes On location at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown, the Gareths chat to comedian Warren Robertson about his new solo show, The Great Explorer, and Still Funnier Than Them with Chris Forrest & Deep Fried Man. http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode49.mp3 Wed, 22 July 2015 11:00:00 GMT 43:11 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Gareth A returns from the States to find that Gareth W did the podcast solo without him, roping in Dave Levinsohn. With three guests standing the two up yet again, a guest-less episode involving yellow ketchup, amongst other things, ensues. http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode48.mp3 Thu, 16 July 2015 11:00:00 GMT 47:49 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes One G and a D? With Gareth A out of the country for a week, Gareth W decides to go ahead with the podcast by attempting to interview comedian Dave Levinsohn. Things get derailed almost instantly as Dave answers phone calls from friends, orders room service & offers advice and tips to better the show rather than simply be a guest, throwing Gareth W off. Get ready, folks - it's Two G's In A Pod as you've never heard it before! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode47.mp3 Mon, 22 June 2015 11:00:00 GMT 1:13:26 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes George's favourite son, comedian Westley Cockrell, stops by to chat about CD hidden tracks & take on some more testing "Would You Rather?" questions from the Gareths. Creative cheating now that teachers are more tech-savvy? Unprotected wi-fi? Twilight vs Nickelback? Yep, all that and more on this week's Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode46.mp3 Wed, 20 May 2015 11:00:00 GMT 56:29 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Decided by a cut-throat game of rock/paper/scissors, Gareth & Gareth each take on some of the world's toughest "Would You Rather?" questions on this week's guest-less episode. Has Gareth A delivered the best intro jingle yet? Can you tell a lie in international waters? And how close is too close when it comes to Nicolas Cage? Now's your chance to find out - episode 45 of Two G's In A Pod is here! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode45.mp3 Wed, 13 May 2015 11:00:00 GMT 37:26 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Director, non-Gareth & independent filmmaker Quinton Lavery has made a name for himself directing many music videos as well as "Casting Me", a completely independent semi-autobiographical movie. The two Gareths, grabbing a rare chance to have a movie director on their couch, decide to pitch some terrible movie ideas spanning several genres, with varying results of success (ie. very little). Weird news is, as always, in attendance whilst also chatting about the things that really matter...like the worst Ninja Turtle. Get ready - it's episode 44 of Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode44.mp3 Wed, 15 April 2015 11:00:00 GMT 54:41 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Gentleman and raconteur Martin Evans returns to the podcast in a very special polony-based episode. Discussing the world's latest in bizarre news stories whilst sampling some of the finest (AKA not-so-finest) emulsified animal by-products that our supermarkets have to offer, our experts will have you wondering how you managed to get by in life before this episode came out. You guessed it - it's another hyperbolic edition of Two G's In A Pod (contains 0.4g of salt)! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode43.mp3 Wed, 08 April 2015 12:00:00 GMT 53:02 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Gareth A mistakes this week's guest, actor & comedian Devin Gray, for a Lord of the Rings-esque wizard whilst discussing the frustrating issue of changing banks. As usual, weird news stories from around the world are dissected, including the unusual reason an aeroplane had to turn around and head home. Fax machines in the year 2015, champagne shower fails and an excerpt from a grey-themed primetime sitcom written by Gareth W? Hold onto your earlobes - it's your weekly dose of weird with Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode42.mp3 Thu, 26 March 2015 11:00:00 GMT 56:04 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Owner of one of the most raucous laughs the internet has ever heard, comedian Stuart Cairns is the non-Gareth on this week's episode. Favourite children's books, babycinos and dinosaurs - Stuart is an expert in all three! The Gareths also decide to pitch several TV shows that Stuart could use as a starring vehicle to crack Hollywood with. Which one will he choose? Why does he have so many shoplifting tips for poor students? And why did a man post himself to Australia? Find out on yet another Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode41.mp3 Fri, 13 March 2015 11:00:00 GMT 48:17 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Forty is the new thirty, or so we've been told. We feel our age slightly as ukulele-wielding English Lit degree-holding comedian Phil de Lange joins the Gareths on perhaps Cape Town's windiest day of the year to talk about the things that REALLY matter. 2014's most popular baby names are revealed & reviled, and the group debate as to just when you need to wash denim. Our "Word of the Day" section returns with a vengeance as well. Congolese hair gel, clip-on urinals & the difficulty of selling Chester Missing on Gumtree? Sit back and pretend to be doing work: it's yet another oddly satisfying episode of Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode40.mp3 Wed, 04 March 2015 11:00:00 GMT 51:55 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Musician & prolific Twitterer Ricki Allemann stops by the studio this week, where the gang poke fun at social media, including parody accounts and Facebook freemium games. Marmite body paint that people may or may not want, a ghostly eBay item up for sale and a man arrested thanks to his own selfie? You bet. Welcome to another absurd episode of Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode39.mp3 Wed, 18 February 2015 11:00:00 GMT 52:19 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes A world-first on this week's show, as one-liner comic Yaaseen Barnes participates in bottled water blind taste-test. The latest bizarre news stories from around the world also get a look in - strap yourself in for another wild ride, courtesy of Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode38.mp3 Wed, 28 January 2015 14:00:00 GMT 1:03:57 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes One of South Africa's most well-known authorities on gaming, Grant Hinds, joins the G's this week. and a lot of video game geek talk ensues. Never fear though, comedy fans: there are still plenty of bizarre news stories & tomfoolery to keep you satisfied. Brain theft? Yep. Protecting your groin from werewolves? Check. It's nothing but the best for you here on Two G's In A Pod! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode37.mp3 Wed, 07 January 2015 13:00:00 GMT 1:03:57 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Gareth Allison returns from three weeks in the USA, & he and co-host Gareth Woods struggle to recapture their comedic chemistry. An awkward gift from America only serves to highlight this, as the two discuss diverse topics such as flavoured magnets, defecating dwarfs & spreading South African slang. Enjoy the most post-kiff episode fo Two G's In A Pod yet! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode36.mp3 Wed, 10 December 2014 13:00:00 GMT 48:49 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Chester Missing fans rejoice! Fresh from his Steve Hofmeyr-trumping antics in court, acclaimed comedian Conrad Koch joins the Two G's in the studio to chat about being a puppet's concierge, politicians' cheap whiskey & why it's easy to do ventriloquism on radio. Deftly dealing with terrible new characters proposed for his act by the hosts, Koch shows real insight & a deep understanding behind politics in South Africa today. Get ready to laugh AND think! http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode35.mp3 Fri, 28 November 2014 13:00:00 GMT 44:08 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes The G's come up with a foolproof ebola test you can use in the comfort of your own home - handy. Tattoos to commemorate specificly South African events are also proposed, as well as a brief recap of the Rocking The Daisies festival's comedy tent. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode34.mp3 Wed, 15 October 2014 13:00:00 GMT 49:22 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Straight-shooting, often-controversial comic John Vlismas is one of South Africa's most successful & best-known comedians. Here, he joins the two Gareths to shed light on who would win in a fist-fight between Eddie Eckstein & Barry Hilton, his unfortunately normal upbringing and why he absolutely cannot stand rooibos tea. http://traffic.libsyn.com/twogsinapod/twogsinapod_episode33.mp3 Thu, 25 September 2014 13:00:00 GMT 59:17 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Bradford Keen returns! Episode 32 is full of essential comic musings on the world's most evil vegetarians, porn stars on textbooks & the sexiness of Einstein. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode32.mp3 Wed, 17 September 2014 13:00:00 GMT 55:26 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes In town for their hit comedy show, "Funnier Than Them", Johannesburg's Deep Fried Man & Warren Robertson stop by the Gareths' studio to cast their collective eye over the week's oddest news stories. Power bottoms, Bette Midler movie marathons and many, many Mexican tapeworms? They're all here. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode31.mp3 Wed, 10 September 2014 11:00:00 GMT 51:55 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Namibia's answer to Nicki Minaj, Champagne Le Roux, completely derails the podcast with nonsensical ramblings, songs & insights on her home country as the two Gareths attempt to interview comedian Rhys Woods. Chicken butter, Jersey Shore & why Namibians have no need for passports? It's all here in the most confrontational episode of Two G's In A Pod yet! http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode30.mp3 Fri, 05 September 2014 14:00:00 GMT 43:15 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Gareth Woods runs amok with a buzzer in an attempt to cut down on the word "um", and guest actor/comedian Oliver Booth shows off his fun-run credentials. A quick trip around the world for this week's most bizarre news stories takes in Chinese fruit, longest Swedish names, blue movies & brown goods (not what you think), before Oli opens up about his most cringe-worthy gig to date. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode29.mp3 Wed, 27 August 2014 16:00:00 GMT 56:28 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Young Afrikaans comic Schalk Bezuidenhout is this week's non-Gareth, and together the guys attempt to get to the bottom of the weirdest news stories of the week. We also find out whether Afrikaans people believe in artifical limbs and try and figure out why sharks hate the internet so much. You know, the big issues. http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode28.mp3 Thu, 21 August 2014 18:00:00 GMT 1:17:06 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Kagiso "KG" Mokgadi takes time out to hang with the Gareths, covering such topics as & invisible jazz hands, apps for sangomas & his recent Comics' Choice Award for breakthrough act of the year. http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode27.mp3 Thu, 14 August 2014 15:00:00 GMT 56:50 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes This week, the Gareths are joined by Mark Palmer, an SA-born comedian plying his trade on the prestigious UK comedy circuit. What is the longest time between twins? What happened to a tree dedicated to a Beatle? Middle East pop songs, a fear of kitchens and terrible excuses to abandon your car on a highway - enjoy a delicious bowl of polony, ice cream & custard, and tuck in to Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode26.mp3 Wed, 06 August 2014 19:00:00 GMT 59:31 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Host of SA's Got Talent, Late Nite News alum & accomplished comedian Tats Nkonzo joins the Gareths to get to the bottom of what it takes to succeed on reality television, before taking on the might of superhero fanboys. Mythical Irish airlines chasing pots of gold, Amazon Amanda and tough lessons learned at a media launch - it's time for more Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode25.mp3 Wed, 30 July 2014 19:00:00 GMT 53:39 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Singer/songwriter & radio DJ Tim Smal joins the Gareths on this week's episode to dissect the week's bizzare news articles, as Fact of the Day makes it's appearance once again. Gareth W shares his plan to win the lottery by only playing it on your birthday, and the boys debate as to whether giving a piggyback to a man named Wang is a fire-able offence. Worst gigs, blowtorches, cinema etiquette and more make an appearance, and Tim gets carried away with an egg shaker. Shove it in your earholes - it's another memorably strange edition of Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode24.mp3 Wed, 23 July 2014 08:00:00 GMT 1:03:04 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Non-Gareth of the week is illusionist, mentalist (not an insult) & entertainer Bryan Miles, who impresses both Gareths with a tale of how he magicked himself up to the top of the Empire State Building. There's also an especially fantastical edition of Shag/Marry/Kill where Bryan pretends not to know any Harry Potter characters, before filling the guys in on his recent exploits performing live in Hollywood. Going to jail for playing the piano too much, the wrong beauty queen and a sexy thermos that allows people to have sex with their Apple devices? Up and at 'em - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode23.mp3 Wed, 09 July 2014 19:00:00 GMT 57:48 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes This week, in the absence of a guest, Gareth fails hopelessly at segueways as the guys review the latest in bizarre news stories from around the world.As always, only the most important topics are probed; tomato sauce in the fridge or in the cupboard? Should gingers be allowed to donate sperm? The debate rages on as the both Gareths try to yet again secure another sponsor for the show - can they succeed? You can't beat this level of professionalism - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode22.mp3 Thu, 3 July 2014 19:00:00 GMT 46:00 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes The lovely Angel Blythe Campey joins the Gareths this week to discuss the most bizarre current events stories of the week, before shedding some light on how having an unusual name gets you terrible pick-up lines in a bar. With her second one-woman show coming up at the National Arts Festival next month, Angel also makes sure to let us know exactly which Full House cast member would get lucky with her, as well as how to tell inappropriate jokes at a charity gig. Sweaty marijuana, elderly vandals & a cross-dresser who can't get enough television - you guessed it, it's another listen-worthy Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode21.mp3 Wed, 18 June 2014 19:00:00 GMT 57:34 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes It's a milestone episode - episode 20 is here, and it features one of South Africa's very best stand-ups in Martin Evans. Back again for the first time (as the guys explain), the globe-trotting Martin sheds light on the worst commercial he's ever been in, the fate of his erstwhile mobile home as well as his upcoming projects on television & the Grahamstown National Arts Festival. As always, there's a round of Shag/Marry/Kill to spice things up - yep, it's another classic Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode20.mp3 Wed, 11 June 2014 19:00:00 GMT 58:16 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Think you know everything about well-known actor/presenter/comedian Colin Moss? Think again! The two Gareths drop in to chat to him about his upcoming move to the United States, newly-married life as well as some of the never-before secrets behind the scenes of smash TV show Idols. Sit back, grab a refreshing still water & educate your brains - it's another unforgettable Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode19.mp3 Wed, 21 May 2014 19:00:00 GMT 52:24 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes This week's non-Gareth is highly-acclaimed comedian/actor/playwright Rob van Vuuren - a veteran of 19 consecutive Arts Festivals. Listen as Shag/Marry/Kill gets messy, before Rob opens up on the origins of his famed co-creation Corné & Twakkie, as well as some of the tough times & embarassing moments on the local comedy circuit. Plenty of laughs and…insight? Yep - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode18.mp3 Wed, 14 May 2014 19:00:00 GMT 52:48 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes This week, the boys take a look at bizarre phobias & discover that you can indeed crowdsource a boob job. Some of America's more desperate lawsuits are unveiled amidst several facts of the day, and the rise of the mouth flute is also pondered. Pig latin? Beer as an aphrodisiac? The after-laugh sigh? Yep, you guessed it - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode17.mp3 Wed, 07 May 2014 19:00:00 GMT 43:54 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes You've seen her on YouTube & heard her on radio - Anne Hirsch joins the Two G's to discuss the things that really matter. Is there a benefit to swearing regularly to keep your audience interested? Is it safe to walk around the house naked when you have a pet parrot? Who would she shag, marry or kill? And what the hell is a "lip selfie"? Hold on to your face, folks - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode16.mp3 Wed, 30 April 2014 19:00:00 GMT 39:00 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes With all the public holidays going around in South Africa this time of year, the boys decide that it's high time that they invent their own. The Easter bunny/hare/rabbit is also a topic of concern, but even he can't be blamed for the spate of celebrity deaths so far in 2014. Who will be next? Which celebrity has enough money to cheat death? Can a rabbit really impregnate a chicken> Wonder no more, folks - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode15.mp3 Wed, 23 April 2014 19:00:00 GMT 42:26 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes This week's guest is Nic Smal, known as part of the comedy duo Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues. The guys quickly rope him in for several rounds of Shag/Marry/Kill, with Nic playing fast & loose with the rules once his own bulldog enters the equation. Listener questions are answered, inventions are invented and the possibilites of training a horse to jump off the FNB building to foil Bono is also tactfully approached. Hold on to a leprechaun - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode14.mp3 Wed, 16 April 2014 19:00:00 GMT 40:32 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes After a particularly absymal effort worldwide this year, the two Gareths wonder if April Fools' Day has finally run it's course. They enlist their new research team to find some of the worst April Fools' jokes over the years, as well as figuring out what kind of jokes you can only tell once you become a dad. Listeners' Facebook questions are answered, and the unveiling of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie trailer prompts our hosts to debate the worth of movie reboots, before trying to predict some future reboots. Turtle-holics & non-Turtle-holics rejoice - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode13.mp3 Wed, 09 April 2014 19:00:00 GMT 44:42 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Actor/comedian Paul Snodgrass impresses the guys with his off-the-cuff theme song for the show, before commenting on current bizarre news stories & answering questions sent in by listeners. Vomiting on national television, Retro gaming, post-Apartheid porn & unisex names all get coverage, alongside an explanation of the crucial difference between Marmite and Bovril and the correct way to load toilet paper onto the roll. Fascinating insights, as always, courtesy of your new favourite podcast - Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode12.mp3 Wed, 02 April 2014 19:00:00 GMT 56:11 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes The very first militant vegetarian on the show, Bradford Keen, is a young Capetonian comedian with a beard, and the guys get him to answer questions sent in by fans/foes: does everything taste like chicken? Was it hard coming out as a vegetarian to your parents? Does Stevie Wonder know he's black? Educated your brain! It's the show that your parents wouldn't want you to listen to if they knew it existed - it's Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode11.mp3 Tue, 25 March 2014 19:00:00 GMT 39:20 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes The boys branch out with their first female woman guest on Two G's In A Pod, as Megan Woods stops by to defend her honour. Johannesburg funny-man Warren Robertson assists her in answering some questions sent in by listeners, as well as wondering whether zombies could take you to court whilst giving out massages in a speedo. Join us on the only podcast willing to ask life's toughest questions - for instance, if you eat your own fingernails, can a hand grow in your stomach? Bizarre. http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode10.mp3 Tue, 18 March 2014 19:00:00 GMT 46:57 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes LNN writer & stand-up Mojak Lehoko schools the guys on basic economics, as well as defending love whilst pointing out that the movie Avatar is just Pocahontas with a bigger budget. Gareth & Gareth then hit him with a few testing "either-or" questions, and learn more about terrible comedy gigs, drunk hecklers & how to boast humbly. Make your brain smarter with Two G's In A Pod! http://www.thatskiff.co.za/inapod/mp3/twogsinapod_episode09.mp3 Thu, 06 March 2014 19:00:00 GMT 49:34 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison no Musical comedians The Brothers Streep stop by to chat about recording their new album, unwittingly stumbling straight into a questionnaire normally reserved for soon-to-be-wed couples. They also offer advice on how to replace your drummer without hurting his feelings, and why plastic bottles are not as good as sanitation. If you only listen to one podcast hosted by two guys with the same name this week, why not make it this one? http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode08.mp3 Tue, 25 Feb 2014 19:00:00 GMT 41:31 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Yes Does anyone care about the Winter Olympics, currently being held in Russia, or is everyone just waiting for the "real" Olympics to come around again in 2016? Our intrepid hosts investigate, so you don't have to; as a bonus, learn more about exactly which sports you can convert to ice-sports. Despite being let down by two potential guests, the boys rally together & interview world-reknowned motivational speaker Max Esteem…with surprising results. It's all here on the best South African comedy podcast hosted by two guys with the same name - enjoy. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode07.mp3 Tue, 18 Feb 2014 19:00:00 GMT 33:40 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison yes Comedian-in-drag Rhys Woods joins the boys to shed light on how Valentines Day is different for the homosexual community, as well as the worst possible gifts you could give a loved one. Be sure to also grab a pen as Gareth & Gareth reveal their top-five most romantic fruits, as well as the origin of the phrase "ants in the pants" - it doesn't get more informative than this. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode06.mp3 Thu, 13 Feb 2014 19:00:00 GMT 40:31 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Advertising jingles & TV theme tunes are in the spotlight this week as Gareth & Gareth attempt to come up with one of their own (or steal other more popular ones) for the podcast. Can they reach the heights of greatness only glimpsed by "Who's The Boss?", "Bravestarr" & Ultra Mel custard? And how did they manage to gain such a large Eastern-European listenership? If you don't listen, you'll never know! http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode05.mp3 Wed, 05 Feb 2014 19:00:00 GMT 35:32 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Special guest Glen Bo joins the guys as they chat about cheesy motivationals, gregarianism and knowledge that can fit on a sugar packet. As usual, we have our Word & Fact of the Day, as well as sage advice on what music to listen to when working in a box factory. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode04.mp3 Wed, 29 Jan 2014 19:00:00 GMT 41:06 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Its episode three of Two G's In A Pod, and the two Gareths turn their attention to awards season in Hollywood, strange occurrences with animals during exams as well a BBC article suggesting that comedians share similar traits with psychopaths. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode03.mp3 Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:00:00 GMT 43:11 Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison Gareth & Gareth are back, and in episode two as they chat about the low pass-rate for matric students, the most common names on earth as well as crayons that turn your poop into rainbows. http://www.derickwatts.co.za/inapod/twogsinapod_episode02.mp3 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 19:00:00 GMT 33:56