Coasting By

Coasting By #12: The Somewhat Triumphant Return

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:01:00 +0000

After hiding out for many months, Kelly and Anna decide to get up on that horse and ride again. Here it is!! We missed you. We hope you missed us too. After some technical difficulties, we got some grand stuff:

Kelly has a fan!
Anna's upcoming performance with Erin and her Cello.
Craigslist Corner...poetic and gross. Our favorite kind.
wontonamericathebeautiful.com\deliciousness
How Kelly's life is mirroring her earlier life.
Too many sound effects. Really. Sorry.
It's actually just a lot of technical difficulties. Enjoy if you dare.

Visit us online: coastingby.blogspot.com, Facebook, MySpace. We're all over this piece.

Coasting By #11: Listener Love, Puppy Love, Kinky Love

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:54:00 +0000

Congratulations to Russell, who won the Episode 7 Bathtub Photo Challenge!!

After some technological barriers, and a forever-lost-to-the-winds episode, Number 11 is here for your listening pleasure! Check out all the stuff going on!

Kelly dishes - as much as she is allowed to - about her new job.
Anna updates about old jobs and possible new ones.
We announce the winner of our awkward bathtub contest!
How much do WE love "How Much Do We Love"?
Tom Arnold is everywhere, man.
Craigslist Corner. Yep.
People on the street and what they say.
Musical improv? Could be...
I want a dog, but I don't know how to go about getting one!! This website might help. And check out the 'stache on the dude playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Music in this episode:

Universal Love - Tommy Z
Qualified to Love - Serene Dominic
Free Love on the Free Love Freeway - Ricky Gervais
Girls Collide - The Silencers
Mail Order Bride - Monkeyshine
Goin' Down to Wal-Mart - Andrew Rohn
This Dog's Fer You - Monkeyshine

Coasting By #10: Wood Anniversary

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Sun, 13 May 2007 00:39:00 +0000

Listen (finally) to our TENTH installment! On this episode, hear Anna and Kelly discuss:

Anniversary presents like this one.
How much they love plants and are sad when they burn.
Kelly's killer plan on getting her headshots noticed!
Why the fabled Madison Recording didn't happen.
Mac commercials and how much we love them.
Boobs. Quadruple Boobs.
Anna's visit to Roadside America, the best vacation spot in the country. Click here to see the Jesus picture.
Craigslist Corner, obviously.

Don't forget to visit us on the web at http://coastingby.blogspot.com for fun links! Oh, and we'll still take your submissions for the "Awkward Bathtub" contest from Episode #7. Seriously. Just send them to coastingby@gmail.com.

Music on this episode:

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - Dick in a Box
Rachel Pearl - Don't Play with Fire
Blazej Lindner - Midnight Theme
Blazej Lindner - At the End of a Day
Blood Bank - Computer Bitch
The Hot Rods - Angel Boobs
The Star-Spangled Banner
Blazej Lindner - Overdrive
Blazej Lindner - Devil's Dance

Coasting By #??: Not Really an Episode

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:55:00 +0000

Hey guys - we're on a little bit of a hiatus this week, but don't worry - we will be back next week, recording from the SAME LOCATION! Yep, physically in the room with each other. To tide you over, here's a little somethin' somethin'.
Music this week by Patrick Gorman, who we clicked on because we thought he was hot, but then he also turned out to be an amazing pianist also. BONUS!
My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-2270bd5aacb03f8e6b28a488fc21745f}

Coasting By #9: Stalkers Rock the Ponyhawk

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:44:00 +0000

Listen now to our ninth episode! This week, we cover:

Fuck, we finally broke down and talked about Sanjaya, but apparently it worked, since he was booted the night after we recorded this.
Kelly's new headshots are money. And here's a pic of Anna from the one day she had blue hair.
Topanga Canyon is a nice place. What does your cabin look like?
We address the Episode 8 Improv Debacle, and hear about Anna's class.
Two of the craziest-ass women ever to write ads on Craigslist. Seriously. We've outdone ourselves.
Year of the Dog. We get serious for a second.

Visit us on the web at http://coastingby.blogspot.com or email us at coastingby@gmail.com!

Music in this episode:

Sanjaya Malakar – Besame Mucho
Joe Sibol – Hot Sexy Girls (California Remix)
Miles Hanson – As Children
Devin Anderson – Ambulance Ride for the Soon To Be Deceased
The Jeremy Martin Experience – Moon Crazy
Ocean Alexander – Greyhound Watershow

Coasting By #8: Dirty Sanchez Joins the CIA

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:32:00 +0000

Listen to our 8th Episode! Eight is great!

In this episode:

Annie, I mean Anna, tells us about a callback surprise.
Kelly has a head shot choice to make.
Craigslist Corner: Wet Tent ties with Dirty Sanchez!
What is Elle Woods doing on stage? Anna explains.
12 Angry Men? Yeah, right! One happy Kelly!
LSD and the CIA...we explore.

And don't forget to visit us at http://coastingby.blogspot.com!

Coasting By #7: In A World Where Will Ferrell is in Your Bathtub

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:11:00 +0000

Listen now to lucky number 7! This episode includes:

Shout-out to Anna's improv peeps. Click here to vote for the best rap about TurboTax you will ever see.
The Movie Trailer Guy is the coolest guy ever.
Kelly's new goal in Los Angeles: Arrested Development cast stalking.
We love Will Ferrell.
Craigslist corner...now with theme music!!
Anna goes on a "learning experience" audition.
Kelly invents some sort of game.
Send us your awkward bathtub photos!

Music in this episode includes:

Oriskany Strings - The Train Don't Run Here Anymore
KlassicK Productions - Annie Mae
should have thought of that - Bloody Bathtub Scenes
Thanks to Jonathan Coulton for his karaoke version of "Creepy Doll," which provided the tune for the new Craigslist Corner theme music.

Coasting By #6: Panaynays, Vagaygays, and Neyneys...

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:28:00 +0000

We bring in Episode Number Six! In today's coastal conversations:

Kelly re-caps her time in Vegas, and why she'll never play craps.
Anna's improv class is full of entertainment, from Neyneys to fake improv boyfriends.
Hear Anna's Voice Over work, and find out who Anna has been stalking.
Kelly also ponders Jesus...and Sissy Spacek.
Yan Yan Snack Sticks are delicious!

Coasting By #5: Creepy Old Man Attacked By River Monster in Las Vegas

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:53:00 +0000

Listen now to our fifth installment! This episode includes:

Public Transportation shenanigans in New York
Old men and young men, all being creepy, all over the place
Report on The Host, a Korean monster movie
Viva Las Vegas!
Peanut butter lovin'

Music for this episode (in order of appearance):

andy mac – small everything
trailer park rangers – everyone’s a winner
the matthew show – the loneliest boy in toyland
blue valentine – sick
plunkett - the river
trailer park rangers – honeymoon in vegas

Coasting By #4: Farts and Maggots and Racial Profiling

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:39:00 +0000

Listen now to our fourth installment! Hear about:

Anna's run-in with Kumar from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Kelly's tale of a "very terrible" movie
SAG Card Rant
Frigid Festival shout-out
Brokeback Valley
Craigslist Corner: Smelly Edition
Mmmmmmmaggots

Coasting By #3: Girl Scout Smiles and Killer Asteroids

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:13:00 +0000

Listen now to our third installment! This episode features such gems as:

Kelly's encounter with Rodney Dangerfield/Al Bundy/Gluttony Man
The hooker who stole $20 from a man with a baby
iPod sexytime
Monkey Breast vs. Lesions Craigslist Corner
Two Buck Chuck and The Office: A Song
Rich snobs who don't speak English
Voiceover class confusion

Coasting By #2: Presbyterian Seeks Squid With Itchy Nipples

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:46:00 +0000

Listen to episode number two!

This episode features:

Kelly's new job opportunity, and how she's one step closer to her dream of being an actress.
Anna reenacts the worst voice-over reel ever. Ever.
Craigslist corner: Who will win? The gay Presbyterian, or Batman?
Find out how they were able to get 'squid' and 'itchy nipples' in the same sentence.
And then, of course, a quick discussion of the Oscars.

Special thank-you to Jordan Parker and Kevin Knapp for the Coasting By Theme Song.
Special thank-you to Rob Matsushita for Coasting By's artwork.
Music featured in podcast by 'Any December'

Related links:

Nea - I mean N-Style's pop culture blog is totally cool.
Little Sister Laura and her funny friends will make you laugh.
Kelly dreams of this at night.
Mmmm...calamari.

Coasting By #1: The Magic and the Mystery of Beef Hearts

coastingby@gmail.com (Anna and Kelly) — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:32:00 +0000

Listen now to our first episode! We usher in our new podcast, which basically consists of two girls talkin' 'bout stuff. Features include:

Tales from AuditionLand: Anna runs into an old friend, while Kelly makes some new ones...who are MAGICAL.
Craigslist Corner (with theme song): Anna reads a very special Valentine's Day Craigslist Missed Connection, which leads Kelly into a discussion of turkey necks and liver. Mmmm.
Only in LA: Kelly sees some famous people. Well, sort of famous.
Only in New York: Anna befriends the Polish No-Name Bodega Lady.