Coffee Ramblings

Two Cheeky Tickets To The Gum Show. Big Time!

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Fri, 24 May 2013 10:06:13 +0000

Half an hour of pure unedited indulgence with some sort of facts at the end. App available here: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/the-gum-show/id646081506?mt=8 (By Hack The Hackathon) Music by Ricky & The Hats

High Five The Peter Andre Of Batman. He's Got The Look Of Man Love

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Wed, 01 May 2013 14:11:03 +0000

The most romantic episode ever. Does Jack find love with our special guest Dan Schreiber? Maybe. It's a journey of discovery. Tackling the big issues like pizza and uranus.

Hashtag North Korean Zombie Thatcher Dot Com

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:26:41 +0000

This is satire at its best! 500 ml of North Korea. A tea spoon of Maggie Thatcher. Some sprinkles of bread & aliens. With a buttery biscuit base, thanks to Swede Mason

Happy Birthday! One years old. Well done lads boys

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:16:10 +0000

Apologies for all the coughing. Lampaert is all sick. Apart from that, we celebrate Coffee Ramblings's first birthday my being a bit miserable, cause that's what happens on birthdays. Anticipation always kills it

Harlem horse milkshake & wisdom teeth

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:16:30 +0000

Jack just moans and moans about his wisdom teeth. If I was you, I wouldn't even listen to this episode. And Eric gets burned in the best ending of any podcast ever done by anyone!

King Eric of Thaibodia shoots America in the scuba

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:40:05 +0000

We're back. Again. (Again). Jack has been incredibly busy with his PHD and so has Eric collecting stamps in his passport.

Eggnog Ramblings Special with Paul Sweeney & Rosamund Hanson

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 04:03:02 +0000

We're celebrating the birth of Jesus by testiculating. Surprise surprise. We've brought gifts in the shape of recently-fired-topical-island-musician Paul Sweeney & This Is England's Rosamund Hanson. This podcast is now an effigy

SEASON 3! It's Not Rocket Salad. CEO Wolf

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 00:26:31 +0000

We're back. For good. But we have no idea if we'll do another podcast

SEASON 2! How to survive a cock heavy podcast. Guest Joel Dommett

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 21:49:46 +0000

The boys are back for season 2, with guests! Eric's been busy filming and Jack's drowned in PHD. It's all the same bollocks. We are joined by comedian and friend Joel Dommett

Warning... Drunk Ramblings! Pussy Riot

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 01:33:21 +0000

We had a great time recording this. If you don't like it, we don't care

James May's Sister. Dragons. Lolympics

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 14:25:17 +0000

The boys are back in town. The boys are back in town! Oh yeah! We are back from America & Paris talking of our adventures and might as well mention the Olympics too

Unlucky 13 Special. RIP George! Origami Postman

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 15:10:26 +0000

It's an unlucky special. We discuss why the number 13 is suck a prick and what unlucky things have happened to Eric & Jack. Plus, we pay our respects to lonesome George

Arm Wrestling. School Dinners. Masculinity

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 19:24:48 +0000

This week the boys discuss school dinners (arguably in far too much detail). Jesus makes an appearance - as is customary - and a series of highly heterosexual challenges are undertaken.

Eric has worms. Jubilee Special. Facts!

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 11:50:01 +0000

Eric has worms. Jubilee Special. Facts! by Coffee Ramblings

Train Nemesis. Cricket Phoenix. Fireman Pat

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:55:49 +0000

While Eric was away for two weeks for top secret work in the Bahamas (the bastard!) Jack makes a nemesis. And we have a very hot topical island.

Oh punt! The Muses of Grease & fat po po officers

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sat, 12 May 2012 18:37:15 +0000

The boys get well political. Plus we meet a couple of Greek Muses. And Jack is such a punt

Sexy Amsterdam. Seaweed. Terrible Accents

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Fri, 04 May 2012 23:49:25 +0000

Jack went to Amsterdam this week and Eric's been there a couple for times so we basically talk about that. And we try and unite the World into a seaweed-eating sunshine-loving utopia

Monopo-Cluedo! Self Indulgence. Three Second Rule

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:14:34 +0000

We get even more self-indulgent cos it seems to annoy people. Just so you know, if you don't want to listen to us, you actually don't have to... But you should because it's basically an audio breakdown of a caffeine-injected man

Geeky Nerd Geeks. Racist Cakes. Swan Murderer!

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:57:33 +0000

Six or VI for you Italians! The boy boyz are talking about their haunted pasts about them getting bullied. Sad face. Plus, we caused some hubub in the bird world

Keep Abu Hamza! Chinny Chin Chin. Russian Dolls

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:53:19 +0000

Rich Fulcher gets involved with Coffee Ramblings so why don't you...

Motorbike Crash! Punching Seagulls! Samantha Brick

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:45:27 +0000

Episode four-play with the sexy, irresistible Samantha Brick. Plus we talk about Eric's motorbike crash and why head butting birds is easy

Rise of Eastenders! David Cameron's restaurant. Grape Scissors...

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:34:35 +0000

Three is supposed to be the magic number, but there's nothing out of the ordinary about this podcast; unless you think it's normal for two big adult boys to talk bollocks. And can we be honest with each other? Good. Eric lost the ending so it's a fairly abrupt ending. Goodbye!

Princess Kate. Durians! The Apocalypse

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 01:08:43 +0000

Episode 2. Double the number of episode one so we felt the need to double the time. Princess Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visits us on our topical Island. We talk sluts from Singapore, scuba diving, hacked emails, Hitler's dog and so much more. Plus we delve deep in a question basement. Enjoy

Who are we? Alan Titchmarsh. Gay Marriage!

admin@ericlampaert.com (Eric Lampaert & Jack De Havas) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:06:24 +0000

You don't even know who we are do you? Well, here's a little introduction. Plus we're talking about Alan Titchmarsh and gay marriage. And Eric's written a play cos he's a thespian idiot