Staggering through Hollywood with an eager nose and a sharp tongue.Tumblr (3.0; @coketalk)http://coketalk.tumblr.com/<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugsvi4VWp1qz9dz7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/RRqZEXUubGw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/RRqZEXUubGw/278267757http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/278267757Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:00 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/278267757<a href="http://www.tvguide.com/news/dominos-pulls-ads-1012847.aspx?rss=breakingnews&partnerid=yahoo&profileid=tv2">Domino's Pizza Pulls Ads From MTV's Jersey Shore</a>: <p>I guess fake Italian food can’t endorse fake Italian people.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/AOps-FPr9NM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/AOps-FPr9NM/278017565http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/278017565Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:27:36 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/278017565<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kueaww3gWw1qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Forrest Gump</i> is basically an indie romantic comedy where the Zach Braff character was born with the umbilical cord around his neck and the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl">Manic Pixie Dream Girl</a> gets fucked by daddy and dies of AIDS.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/TxXGFqWobho" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/TxXGFqWobho/276302727http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/276302727Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:22:08 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/276302727<p>I’m trying to watch the second episode of <a href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml">Jersey Shore</a>, and I’m finding it grating and repulsive.</p> <p>I watched the premier with a bunch of friends. At the time, we were high as kites and getting ready to go out for the night. We all thought the show was fabulous trash and over-the-top hilarious.</p> <p>Now I’m sober on a Monday, and the show is just grotesque and unwatchable.</p> <p>This is the reality television version of “what the fuck was I thinking?” one-night-stand regret.</p> <p>I feel like I woke up in a bed with Ed Hardy sheets and all I want to do is find my shoes and sneak out before anyone notices that I was there.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/t_HM1FSOorU" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/t_HM1FSOorU/274036562http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/274036562Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:48:00 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/274036562<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kubar2qQFl1qzeu42o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best correction <i>ever</i>.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/NW67YkQq7MA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/NW67YkQq7MA/274003617http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/274003617Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:25:50 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/274003617<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub5iqV0ig1qzeu42o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/hgz3xT6G_oY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/hgz3xT6G_oY/273841979http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/273841979Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:32:50 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/273841979<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/271534621/tumblr_ku84iiy8MA1qzeu42&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://djlobsterdust.com/">NirGaga</a>, Nirvana vs Lady Gaga</p> <p><i>Potential sacrilege averted. This is scary good.</i></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/BqO5D-vfxq0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/BqO5D-vfxq0/271534621http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/271534621Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:18:00 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/271534621<object width="400" height="322"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x25uxm" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x25uxm" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="322" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The uncut vid for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smack_My_Bitch_Up#Music_video">Smack My Bitch Up</a> needs no introduction.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/02yGV5bX1to" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/02yGV5bX1to/271524195http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/271524195Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:04:00 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/271524195<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/268356034/tumblr_ku3sxcZJPa1qzydvv&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>What would it sound like if Kid Cudi smoked meth instead of weed? Apparantly, Steve Aoki answered that question with the above remix of <a href="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/258610489">Pursuit of Happiness</a>.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/too1DZOAdYw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/too1DZOAdYw/268356034http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/268356034Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:29:00 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/268356034<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2gpajq651qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This’ll be me tonight. Except not with Freixenet.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/F0qtVSpX2gg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/F0qtVSpX2gg/267983374http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267983374Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:48:11 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267983374<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2b64zO1F1qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/iRKb15hsUow" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/iRKb15hsUow/267328350http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267328350Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:56:27 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267328350<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/267318026/tumblr_ku29eibzox1qzv4h0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Phoenix</b>, 1901 (DLID remix)</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/aCZw7X1gK2U" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/aCZw7X1gK2U/267318026http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267318026Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:47:10 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267318026<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2ap9GO5b1qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/3Rdwqxb25RY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/3Rdwqxb25RY/267317083http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267317083Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:46:21 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267317083<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/267037434/tumblr_ku20ydoXlF1qzeu42&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Psychic Chasms</b>, Neon Indian</p> <p><i>Good stuff. Thanks, <a href="http://tangentsandthetimes.com/">Marissa</a>. You’re the shit!</i></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/zQOcenBxZiM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/zQOcenBxZiM/267037434http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267037434Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:15:49 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/267037434<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1bXeQ7baYEE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1bXeQ7baYEE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>New Moon In A Minute</b></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/uQHWExEbTq8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/uQHWExEbTq8/265931384http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/265931384Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:56:49 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/265931384<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktyor9ExbZ1qzeu42o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/GqBsjpRpblE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/GqBsjpRpblE/264605911http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/264605911Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:59:00 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/264605911<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwh8djalG1qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/">?</a></i></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/ZMXipSJyY-U" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/ZMXipSJyY-U/262878042http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/262878042Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:21:00 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/262878042<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktv08xsqFc1qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/lG0cR4jpi6g" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/lG0cR4jpi6g/261775484http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/261775484Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:17:21 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/261775484<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/54XRNQ2C2x0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/54XRNQ2C2x0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Proud Mary</b>, Tina Turner (and Ike)</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/zLZT_PdY9oU" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/zLZT_PdY9oU/261392565http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/261392565Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:25:58 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/261392565<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kttx0a2VBz1qzeu42o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know what? She just <i>looks</i> crazy. Like the kind of bitch who’d ask Tiger to put on a pair of black gloves and play “O.J. and Nicole” in bed.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/coketalk/~4/UPRBoIoNbbk" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/coketalk/~3/UPRBoIoNbbk/260894113http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/260894113Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:09:46 -0800http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/260894113