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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-20

ColdForged — Sun, 20 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Pierre Mcguire: creepy guy on TV or creepiest guy on TV? "Go have some fun out there… WITH MY PENIS." That's what he mentally appends. #
Hey, how about "The Avengers"? I know it has no buzz, but to me it was really good! "Better clench up, Legolas" would have cost me my drink. #

ColdForged — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:49:50 +0000

Had to renew the hosting plan so that means it’s time for a post!

Eh, I got nothing.

ColdForged — Sun, 13 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

A new high for xkcd. – Every Major's Terrible http://t.co/pTR5IBTT #
"We are not anti-gay, we are pro-marriage," is what passes for logic among the supporters. A small st… http://t.co/M601d3bP #
I don't make it a habit to post American Idol stuff, but this kid just blew my head off. #joshuashouldwin #
Cleaning people unplugged the hot water carafe… again. Their fleshly bodies shall never again feel … http://t.co/gaiqnGHp #
It's almost too easy. Then again, it usually is. – Koushik Dutta's Photo http://t.co/whp1TCF5 #
Let's check the "reference manual". Sad. – Brian Dupuis's Photo http://t.co/1uNwy9SR #

ColdForged — Sun, 06 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

I love how an hour of searching for a weird, seemingly tricky and esoteric bug hinged on one extra '-' character http://t.co/gIf3Cojc #
It's that perfect combination of weather conditions that yield air that smells like spit. http://t.co/UaFymqxD #
Man I love this. "We're voting for marriage! We're so supportive!" It's fabulously couched as protecting familie http://t.co/456w7ypU #
OH SNAP! "Man, screw "The Expendables", they didn't get Arnold and Chuck Norris in there." OH NO THEY DI'IN'T. http://t.co/OZV2wGPT #

ColdForged — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Now I've done it… just registered for the City of Oaks Marathon. Here's hoping that the summer's not too bruta http://t.co/33lfMXUs #
Last night I stopped to get gas on the way to meet my buddies at a bar in Apex for beers. I then drove home. I t http://t.co/Bn92ptNh #

ColdForged — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Consistently great, can't wait to see them on tour again. #
Zingah. – Google+ Post http://t.co/fyRVChKw #
I started watching a hockey game and a football game broke out. Penguins scored a touchdown and a field goal, Fl… http://t.co/JdFqjSRp #
"Nimble little minx, in't he?" #
"Nimble little minx, isn't he?" http://t.co/MdTjfq67 #

ColdForged — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

"rofl almost walked in2 a bear " #
I'm amazed at the people who don't know about this hot new technology called LIFT THE GODDAMNED TOILET SEAT BEFO… http://t.co/vg1vz20a #
Great thing or greatest thing ever? I think we know. #

ColdForged — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Yay! Sabres boof their way out of the playoffs and the Canes win a shootout. It's an early Christmas miracle! Gi… http://t.co/jagWcqfV #

ColdForged — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

The NCDOT uses unmanned aerial drones to follow me and ensure I hit all lights red. I know it! #
Fantastic. The ears make it for me. #
Racism, alive and well. How can people have so little empathy? #
I bet the civilians who drive Crown Vics are really aliens. #
I realize I'm late on the draw in internet time, but how completely excellent is this? Just when I think that la… http://t.co/oa0kmz6L #
Oh dear, did I laugh heartily. #
Every now and then I somehow forget that I'll never see my mom or dad again and it sucks hard every time. Maybe … http://t.co/lwnU9Uia #

ColdForged — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

I love this. I'm trying to imagine Julia — who will be 9 this year — in the same situation and find it hard. M… http://t.co/27mk6jtV #
How edgy. I'd be almost infinitely more impressed if the contents rather than the artwork were more like a bur… http://t.co/7zgVJ3G2 #