Colin Demaine

Being adequately replaced by a…

@colindemaine — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:13:24 +0000

Being adequately replaced by a dog! I get to sleep on the floor whilst he lies with his paws up; like a baby, dreaming in my lady’s arms!

@colindemaine — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:39:36 +0000

If you can’t fly, then RUN! Never give up, no matter what! Overcome the obstacles that get in your way and always strive towards your goal!

@colindemaine — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:55:00 +0000

Headed to the wrong Airport! Mad dash half-dressed to the Gate almost missing Final Call! Now on a train with a sign saying “Slut Station!”

@colindemaine — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:38:58 +0000

Recycled a 4ft stack of my life! Everything I once treasured seems to have lost its sentimental value. Is anything worth keeping in the end?

@colindemaine — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 11:46:42 +0000

I briefly closed my eyes in complete despair and wished my world away! Suddenly there was a power cut, which didn’t help my demigod complex!

@colindemaine — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 07:30:15 +0000

It’s like dawn of the fooking dead out there! The incoherent murmur of crowds lingering outside shops, summoned by the call of Sales! Fools!

@colindemaine — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:54:05 +0000

I must confess that I have just broke the law and devoured a mince pie! I knew it was illegal to eat one today but I blummin’ did it anyway!

@colindemaine — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 11:17:16 +0000

Saved Jul by food shopping at midnight but almost had to St Nick some cream from an abandoned trolley! Luckily Tomten had some in the back!

@colindemaine — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:27:52 +0000

I don’t know who Mavis is. She hasn’t lived here for a decade and yet Christmas cards still arrive for her!? It just seems a bit insincere.

@colindemaine — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:36:51 +0000

Bought 30 Mince Pies for just £1! You could potentially have a year’s supply of food for £12! Finally, we can almost afford to #FeedTheWorld