http://www.colindemaine.com Assorted Randomness! Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:45:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 en hourly 1 Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotation http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/colindemaine/~3/NvzHg_yHkqA/being-adequately-replaced-by-a Being adequately replaced by a dog! I get to sleep on the floor whilst he lies with his paws up; like a baby, dreaming in my lady's arms!...<br/><br/>Read more here: <a href="http://www.colindemaine.com/being-adequately-replaced-by-a">Being adequately replaced by a&#8230;</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?a=NvzHg_yHkqA:vDslipMurRs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?a=NvzHg_yHkqA:vDslipMurRs:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?a=NvzHg_yHkqA:vDslipMurRs:V-6hTUQYOHk"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?i=NvzHg_yHkqA:vDslipMurRs:V-6hTUQYOHk" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/colindemaine/~4/NvzHg_yHkqA" height="1" width="1"/> Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:13:24 +0000 http://www.colindemaine.com/being-adequately-replaced-by-a http://www.colindemaine.com/being-adequately-replaced-by-a http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/colindemaine/~3/0mPIDVrxzdI/if-you-cant-fly-then-run-ne If you can't fly, then RUN! Never give up, no matter what! Overcome the obstacles that get in your way and always strive towards your goal!...<br/><br/>Read more here: <a href="http://www.colindemaine.com/if-you-cant-fly-then-run-ne">If you can&#8217;t fly, then RUN! Ne&#8230;</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?a=0mPIDVrxzdI:xwr2Bp85szU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?a=0mPIDVrxzdI:xwr2Bp85szU:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?a=0mPIDVrxzdI:xwr2Bp85szU:V-6hTUQYOHk"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/colindemaine?i=0mPIDVrxzdI:xwr2Bp85szU:V-6hTUQYOHk" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/colindemaine/~4/0mPIDVrxzdI" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:39:36 +0000 http://www.colindemaine.com/if-you-cant-fly-then-run-ne http://www.colindemaine.com/if-you-cant-fly-then-run-ne http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/colindemaine/~3/AeuIYLgQmWU/headed-to-the-wrong-airport-m Headed to the wrong Airport! 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Everything I once treasured seems to have lost its sentimental value. 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The incoherent murmur of crowds lingering outside shops, summoned by the call of Sales! 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She hasn't lived here for a decade and yet Christmas cards still arrive for her!? It just seems a bit insincere....<br/><br/>Read more here: <a href="http://www.colindemaine.com/i-dont-know-who-mavis-is-she">I don&#8217;t know who Mavis is. 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