He covered the eyes of the wifes with a cloth and asked all the men in the row to take their pants down. The game was to let the wives discover who their true husband was by only touching the husbands’ genitals. The ones that got it right would not loose their husbands..

So the first wife started:

“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Him! This is my husband!”

And she was right.

It was the second wife’s turn and she did the same, and the third one too. The boss started to get worried that if they continued like this, there would not be any new soldiers, so he decided to put some of his own soldiers there in the line.

The first wive that came after that started:

“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“This one is not even from our village.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”

[2007-10-23]

These are questions I have posed again and again. I am befuddled, till this day. I turn on the television and read the newspaper and all I see and all I hear is a repetition of the same events again and again and again, events that always seem to evoke all fear possible within my veins. A fifteen year old girl raped and killed, a seventeen year boy holding the gun, an old man strangling his family, a young baby dead on the floor. If it does not involve kidnapping, killing, rapping, drugs, and crimes the news would be no news at all.

Is what is truly happening in the world this devastating? Has the world always been this violent? I seem to think it has. But why does it give the impression that the world is always about to fall into a deep black whole? If it is not global warming, if it is not war, if it is not oil availability and prices of oil, or if it isn’t this talk of recession, we would have little to look for in the future. Is the truth that humans seek conflicts and need such conflicts during the entirety of our existence? Do we get excited in the name of conflicts? Or is the true nature of our species one that seeks to find the conflicts in order to fix them? Are we killing gorillas or are we saving them? Do we pollute the world or do we invest to save it? Do we destroy or do we heal?

The truth is, that it is neither. News tells us it’s both, in very appealing ways making us believe it is the same non-controversial idea. The news maneuvers our mind to think about all these things and join causes. Save Darfur. Save the environment. But does it make a difference? Did we in fact land on the moon? Is the United States going to launch a mission to mars soon with actual human beings or is it a preparation to continue “news” after this political surge ceases in a few months following November?

Is there an actual war? Or is this another 1984? I could have sworn we were against terrorism here. And wasn’t there weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Or was that Iran? Sorry, I forget it’s the same country, and Afghanistan the capital. And while we think and wonder about the success of the war, and protest against it while others praise it, and while men die in battle and failure of establishing a stable democratic political system, the “news” is going and going and going. Shut it up. Shut it up. But then again, who to shut up? Who is behind this homogenous spread of “truth”?

Here is what you need (makes 24 bars):

• 2 cups raw oat meal
• 1 cup protein powder (e.g., soy protein powder)
• 1/2 cup flex seed
• 1/2 cup wheat germ
• 2 cups trail mix or other form of nuts you prefer
• 1/2 cup ground walnuts
• 1/2 cup coconut
• 1 cup honey
• 2 cups peanut butter

[2008-05-15]
Mix all of that together and then place it in an oiled container. No need to bake and you get 11 grams of protein and 4.2 grams of fiber per bar!

Condoms. I get them from everywhere. From Student Health Services, to people running for student council. Heck, even my mom gives me condoms (don’t even get me started on that one).

There is only so much sex someone can have in a day, so here are some helpful things you can do with condoms to help you get rid of some before their two-year expiration date:

1. Have a tasty treat – No, I’m not talking about flavored condoms here. I’m talking about condomsicles. I don’t personally recommend this for condoms with lubricants or if you are allergic to latex, but then again, we’re college students and can’t be too picky.

2. Play God and create your own world – I personally have a high need for power. Or at least that is what my psychology teachers keep telling me. Now that I am too old for Sim City 3000, I can just make my own personal condom world.

3. Make fire – One does not need to be a boyscout to be able to make a fire. You can easily make fire with a magnifying glass, or in this case, a condom. Not intended for use on little siblings or small animals.

4. Relieve stress – Don’t let school streets you out. Make a condom stress ball to take out your tensions on it rather than your roommate.

5. Relieve stress :)

Bonus (not for the squeamish): Snort it

[2008-04-14]

Going to college is your time to start learning about the world. One of the things that you should learn about the world is this: people are going to steal from you. In the digital world that we live in this theft occurs online, necessitating the need for cybersecurity.

You don’t have to going to college for any sort of IT related education in order to follow the cybersecurity tactics I will be covering in this article. Keep reading so that you don’t get hacked while you get an education.

Cybersecurity for college: Device location

The typical college experience shares a room with a roommate, that room is shared within a dorm, and that dorm is part of a larger campus. Each of these settings allows the opportunity for other people to access your devices. The very first thing that you need to do is know where your devices are, and to secure them physically.

The next thing that you need to do is to make sure that they’ll have some sort of lock screen turned on. If you get up from the study hall to go to the bathroom you don’t necessarily want to take your computer with you. A lock screen can protect you. The lock screen on your phone can protect you if you happen to put it down at a party.

Making better password choices

This applies to both your devices and your accounts. The time to use your dog’s name as your password, or your birthday, is over. Here’s what you should do:

1. All of your password should be at least eight characters long, and use a combination of upper and lowercase letters, numbers, and symbols.
3. You’re need to start using multiple passwords for different accounts and devices. A password management tool can assist you with this.
4. Never share your password with anyone. Not your roommate, not your RA, not your professor, no one at all.

Two-step authentication

If the two points above fail you, two-step authentication can still protect you. Two-step authentication adds another layer of security. It makes it so if someone has your device they have to have access to something else of yours in order to gain access.

Google has been using two-step authentication for six years, here they are explaining it:

It’s more than just Google, dozens of online websites and apps will let you use two-step authentication.

Use a secure network

The chances are good that you are going to connect to a wide variety of networks during your time at college. Your first step is always going to be making sure that you connect to a secure network. Always check who manages the network before you connect to it.

Once you connect to a network which you do not personally control, you need to use a VPN to give yourself encryption. These tools will protect you if someone tries to hack your wireless connection, especially this type of hack:

As you can see, this type of hack isn’t that difficult to do. You just learned it in 20 minutes!

Be aware of phishing attacks

Phishing attacks are related to social engineering. They use language which manipulates you into thinking that they are genuine, but they are in fact just trying to steal your data. They usually come through email, but text messages and social media are being used more.

Phishing attacks can also lead to malware which can lock up your computer in the form of ransomware. If something sounds too good to be true, you have to question it. If it’s a message from your college, but it doesn’t quite seem like something they would ask, you need to speak with them directly in the office.

Analysis of links

You’re going to be sent hundreds of links during your college career as people try to help you find resources to learn more. Be aware of the fact that sometimes these links will be malicious on purpose, or even by accident.

If someone sends you a shortened link you can analyze it before you open it. CheckShortURL is a website that can help you. You can also hover your mouse over top of a link and your browser should display the full address in the bottom left hand corner.

Back up your work

Backing up your most important documents will help you if you suffer from a ransomware infection. This is when someone remotely locks your computer with encryption, and demands that you pay a ransom in order for you to gain access to your files.

You can backup your work using a secure cloud provider. For off-line storage use either a thumb drive or external hard drive. You will have to make sure that these are well secured in your room since they hold important information.

Sharing on social media

Social media is a great way to share information, but it may be better if you share things after-the-fact rather than before in a public setting. Why put up a public post saying that you and your roommate have left your room for the weekend? This isn’t just an issue for hackers, this is an issue for thieves in general.

im going home for the weekend today and im going to sleep at my parents place and it's gonna be Weird bc i no longer have my own room

— e. (@tedlupinn) June 23, 2017

So… Your room is empty for the weekend? Plenty of time to steal your device, hack it, and get it back in before you realize!

The other thing that you’re going to want to consider is that one day you will graduate from college, and you will enter the workforce. When you apply for a job people who are looking to hire you are going to look at your social media. Think about this every time before you share something.

Update everything

You need to turn on automatic updates for your operating system, your antivirus software, and your apps. Most of the updates about becoming info before cybersecurity purposes. Software is updated as more malware and weaknesses are found.

You also need to be sure to scan your thumb drives, external hard drives, and all your other mobile devices with your antivirus software.

Cybersecurity in college

I know that cyber security is not the first thing that you think about when you think about going to college. I know the first thing that I thought about was girls, parties, and girls. I never got any of those three things, nor did I have much cybersecurity… But that’s besides the point.

In 2017 you need to use college cybersecurity tactics that will keep you protected. You’re learning how to make it in the real world, and cybersecurity is always going be a part of it.

About the Author: Marcus is a cybersecurity writer and privacy advocate. He really did not party or meet any girls in college. But he knows enough about cybersecurity that you can learn from him at @BestVPNs on Twitter!

10. “Well, basically, it’s a Google.” –on how he’s conducting his VP search, Richmond, Virginia, June 9, 2008

9. “We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.” –Kenner, Louisiana, June 3, 2008

8. “The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should. I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”

7. “I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.” –after being asked whether us uses a Mac or a PC

6. “Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room.” –to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation

5. “No, I’m calling you a fucking jerk.” –to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked “Are you calling me stupid?”

4. “Only an asshole would put together a budget like this … I wouldn’t call you an asshole unless you really were an asshole.” –to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing

3. “I said, ‘The nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'”

2. “I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.”

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And last but not least…

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The #1 reason YOU should be voting for John McCain………

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“Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.”

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[2008-06-15]

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, “Tornado!” Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, “I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.” He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, “Fire!”

My favorite line is “Studies show that next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool.” What’s yours?

[2007-07-02]