Reason number 1: You can fit it in a manila envelope.

This is the best only selling point of the product. Well, quite frankly, it sucks.

This is the original Apple MacBook Air 30-second ad spot:

Reason number 2: It costs as much as my ten-year-old Jeep Cherokee.

I know I paid $300 for my iPod, but come on Apple!

Parody:

Reason number 3: The old MacBook, the regular one without any Air, also fits in a manila folder.

“Man, we should have tested that out guys.” -Steve Jobs

Parody with awesome music:

Reason number 4: It doesn’t even come with a CD drive!

The MacBook Air does not come with anything but the bare essentials. Be prepared to buy all that other “unneeded” stuff separately. Call me old fashioned, but I kind of need a CD drive on the computers I use. At least I got rid of my floppy already.

Parody:

Reason number 5: It doesn’t even come with a manila folder.

I don’t even have manila folders to put a MacBook Air in. I guess I will have to go buy some of those separately as well.

Parody:

P.S.: That song sure does get annoying, huh? Well tell me what you think about the MacBook Air in the comments bellow.

The film has been shown at the Sydney Film Festival, Melbourne, Telluride, Cork, AFI Fest in L.A., and others.

Enjoy.

[Source: Blue-Tongue Films]

She looked at me and said, “I thought we were on the gold standard.”

Well, we are not. The following short video explains the basics of the gold standard and compares it to the modern system ruled by the federal reserve.

Let us know: Are you pro or con the gold standard? Explain why.

“But what about all the college ads I see on TV?”

Well the following would be a more accurate representation of those schools:

P.S. If you go to a school that actually has commercials, I mean no offense, but you have got to see at least some truth in this…

[Source: CollegeHumor]

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I go to one of the largest universities in the U.S. and am sure that only a minority of my professors know who I am. Noteworthy, however, is that I always seem to get better grades in the classes which professors know my name.

Moral of the story: Unless you are going to try to attempt what was done in the video, make friends with your professors because you will get a higher grade.

Tip1: Mineral Water + Paper Mask

Skin care producers always inform you that you had better use facial masks less than 3 times a week. But DIY moisturizing mask will help you. You need a tablet of paper mask, which can always be found in supermarkets or pharmacy, and mineral water. Put the wet paper mask on your face and remove it after 15minutes. It’s the easiest way to refresh your skin and it’s the cheapest facial mask that really helps.

Tip2: Take Facial Spray with You

If you sit in front of a computer for 8 or more hours a day; If you frequently fly to another city; If you take a job that requires out-door work for hours everyday; then do care for your skin! Take a bottle of facial spray with you; 50ml bottle would be fine and easy to take. Spray your skin every 3~6 hours. Remember to dry your skin 15 seconds after you spray it because after that the moisture in your skin will go with the wind when the spray evaporates.

Tip3: 8 Cups of Water Everyday

Yes! Not only your skin but your body need water indeed! According to scientific researches, 6~8 cups of water should be drunk everyday to keep us healthy. Increase your body’s natural moisture level by staying hydrated throughout the day, you will be healthy and your skin will benefit from this.

Tip4: Seal in the Moisture

Watering your skin is quite important but it’s not the only thing. Without appropriate cream or lotion, your skin will quickly turn dry even though you spend a lot of time on watering it. Try some aloe vera gel after applying your facial mist, and don’t forget to choose the right moisture cream for you. Combine these two products; the moisture can be perfectly sealed in your skin.

Tip5: Say No to Hot Water

Do you have the habit of enjoying bathing for hours or showering in hot water in winter? Then you will probably feel your dry leg skin after your enjoyable hot bath. Don’t take long, hot baths because this can exacerbate dry skin especially in the winter months. When you get out of the shower, gently pat dry your skin and then moisturize right away. Olive oil will help with your dry skin and shower in cold water before you finish can help to lift your skin.

This is exactly what it’s like to be a guy in a boring class [read: any class]:

[Source: CollegeHumor]

Time for another dose of lunacy. Pretty soon you’ll be addicted.

Long ago, I found this hilarious website, but I forgot about it until I saw a sketch on Daily Show today. This website makes abstinence look great, fun, and even possibly sexually appealing!

Highlights from AbstinenceOnly.org (seriously, it exists -Lulu)

Home Page

“Here’s some fun things that faith partners can do besides have sex.” -Yay, fun!
“1) Go out to a movie or watch TV! Make some popcorn and have a popcorn party!” -Boring
“2) Engage in wholesome sports activities or play board games like checkers, chess or Monopoly!” -Yawn
“3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as ‘faith-fucking’)” -Now, we’re talking!

Ask Dr. Frist

“Remember also that whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten.” –Geez, only one kitten?

“A Special Note to you Gals…Girls, make no mistake: your virginity is the most valuable and precious thing you have. Don’t waste it. I say this not only as a doctor and man of faith, but also as a political leader with close personal ties to rich, powerful men willing to pay millions for virgins in their twenties. Seriously: Millions.” -Sounds like a good deal, so…who do I call?

Homosexual Abstinence

“The Bible states it plainly in Leviticus: “Man shall not lie with man as he does with woman.” So there you have it: Standard Missionary is right out. For the gals: you’re off the hook. Anything goes. As far as the Lord’s concerned, it’s Beaver Season all year ‘round.” -O RLY? Dam…

Do I have your interest piqued now? For more abstinence action, visit www.abstinenceonly.org