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Nathan for You: Liquor Store

2014-09-13T20:44:00.001-05:00

As a liquor store owner, how do you sell liquor to underage minors? Well in this episode of Nathan for You, Nathan may have the answer.

Canad Vs America Hockey Billboard

2014-02-20T16:26:00.001-06:00

Loser Keeps Bieber Billboard

Friday’s men’s hockey semifinal between arch-rivals Canada and the United States (9 p.m. Sochi time, noon Eastern time, 9 a.m. Pacific time) should be the most exciting game of these Winter Games (or at the very least give the U.S. shootout victory over host Russia a run for its money).

Canad plays a very similar style to the Americans, who play a similar high-paced, physical, force check oriented game. These teams delivered a classic in the Vancouver Winter Games gold medal final, so expect the U.S. — who have been dynamic against superior opponents — to be looking for revenge for that crushing 2010 final overtime loss. Also with an added twist that will keep both teams eager for a win. The loser keeps Bieber as seen in the bilboard above.

Bad Joke Eel Average

2013-11-10T17:30:00.003-06:00

Bad Joke Eel "Looks Average"

" A girl told me my looks were average, I told here that's just mean."

Uranimum Ore, One of the Hottest Amazon Products

2012-12-06T22:25:00.000-06:00

So what are the folks on Amazon saying about this product?

Some are sadly a bit disappointed by their purchase. One customer had this to say:

"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

And another who goes by the name, Kim gave this review.

"I wecently bought this item to destwoy the wite devil and our brothers from the south. My father died twying to harness the powar of my good fwend Uranium and it's twusted allies plutonium and the very special kwyptonite. We heard that Tony Stark and Cwarke Kent came to attack our gworious countwy, we sent wockets glorious weapons of mass destwuction, we attacked a man called Doctor Jones my son short wound was his twusted ally against our arch nemisis the Thuggee Cuwtist they twied to say that Kim Jong Il was nothing but a panda in a man suit who hated the sardines, we do not hate the sardines we love all fish tuna and the ferwocious tuna fish. I digress my wockets failed in my undegwound bunker and now communism shall fall tank you so so so much Mr. America we join South Kowea and become Kowea. we shall dance to that fat man until our ankles are sore. Goodbye my beauties Kim Jong-Un xxx"

One man, however, really felt the benefits of this product. What can you lose with such a great product, at a such a low price?

"I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.
Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.
The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker."

What have Walkthroughs on YouTube Become?

2012-12-05T17:38:00.001-06:00

A video on YouTube, yes this is real.

This video depicts the degradation of video commentaries. While on YouTube I came across this "gameplay", if it is even possible to call it that. The video was so awful it was funny, but the video made me wonder, "This is a real thing, there really are a bunch of crappy gameplay videos."

Later on my feelings were confirmed.

The narrator says "don't forget to like and favorite my videos as it really helps me out. I'm gonna be brining out a new video every week so remember to like and favorite and like and maybe favorite and like and thumbs up and like and share and like on facebook, thanks really helps me out"

THEN THEY NEVER RELEASE ANOTHER VIDEO EVER AGAIN.

Curing Diabetes One Mega Jug at a TIme

2012-10-25T19:09:00.003-05:00

KFC has got the drink sizes down!

Complete your meal with a mega jug, for a nice one dollar donation to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. If only KFC knew better.

Bad Joke Eel on Hipsters

2012-04-25T18:46:00.000-05:00

This sure is a Bad Joke Eel, incorporating a little bit of the sea in this one. "How do you drown a hipster, in the mainstream"

Spoken like a true Eel

Bad Joke Eel: Last Night I had a Dream...

2012-04-23T18:42:00.000-05:00

Not necessarily a joke, but funny nonetheless. "Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... now I'm exhausted." Spoken like a true Bad Joke Eel

Now I'm Exhausted.

Stealth Mountain: Twitter Bot Corrector "Sneak Peak"

2012-04-22T14:29:00.001-05:00

Stealth Mountain, A Twitter Bot That Corrects Misuse of “Sneak Peak”

Mysterious Twitter Bot "Sneak Peek" in his natural environment

Stealth Mountain is a Twitter bot that helpfully informs other Twitterers when they mistakenly write “sneak peak,” rather than the correct term, “sneak peek.” The responses are pretty entertaining, here's a "sneak peek" of some of the good ones. More can be found if you search Stealth Mountain on Twitter.

Some people however have outsmarted the notorious constant corrector bot. I wonder how that bot feels knowing that it doesn't in fact know proper grammar.

Ian Watson smart enough to outsmart Stealth Mountain

The Reality of Google's New Glasses

2012-04-09T14:30:00.000-05:00

Google Glasses, What Google really wants.

Project Glass is Google's dream to mass produce hybrid glasses that act as a miniaturized smartphone wired with hands-free access to a micro display, cameras, microphone, Web browser, and speech recognition. It's the type of jaw dropping innovation the tech elite love. Or at least that is what Google wants you to believe. I can't envision this device not being like this within a couple of months- ad ridden. How long do you think it will be until Ad Block+ is compatible with this Project Glass?

For those of you that haven't seen this new prototype here is the promo video for the glasses.

Ok now here is an even better clip that parodies the whole concept. A new way to hurt yourself.

Bad Joke Eel on Stealing Calendars

2012-01-28T09:34:00.003-06:00

Bad Joke Eel knows the greatest jokes ever! He is especially good at spelling too. See if you can spot the mistake.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a Calendar (correct spelling)?
They each got six months.

Bad Joke Eel on Son Leaving College

2012-01-28T09:22:00.002-06:00

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison

Bison-By son

Bad Joke Eel: How Does Moses Brew His Tea?

2012-01-26T16:27:00.005-06:00

How does moses make his tea?
HEBREWS it

However James Moses likes his tea shaken not stirred!

Best of Yahoo Answers: "Do I need a Passport to travel to Hawaii?"

2012-01-26T16:21:00.002-06:00

Do I need a Passport to travel to Hawaii?
Yes and much more.

Hawaii SEO, seems legit right?
Well I used to work at a place where our new SEO guy actually got on Yahoo answers, and answered lots of questions. Something about ranking up so that he could link back to our site and client sites.

Hired to Impregnate Neighbor's Beauty Queen Wife; Fails after 72 "Sessions". Movie Worthy?

2012-01-24T15:53:00.000-06:00

A nice story, with surprising end:
In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.
It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.
So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.
Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."
When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.
The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.
Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.

Don't believe me, here is the article.

It sounds pretty crazy but hopefully nobody is stupid enough to let this happen.

It's most likely a hoax, though I don't know why Snopes doesn't have a write up about it.

"According to Douglas Knight, this story had originally started as a article in Jet Magazine, written in 1978. While it doesn't prove that it's not a "hoax", this new piece of evidence does help to explain why I was unable to find anything on Google search relating to the court case (other than repeated copies of the same story)."

Bad Joke Eel on Weddings and Receptions

2012-01-21T12:26:00.001-06:00

Bad Joke Eel on Weddings

Two Radio Antennae got married the wedding was okay, but the reception was great.

Sopa Internet Blackout!

2012-01-17T19:20:00.003-06:00

In a remarkable example of a grassroots campaign gone viral, several websites including Google, Reddit, Wikipedia, BoingBoing, Imgur and Tucows, are planning an unprecedented Internet "strike" Wednesday to protest controversial anti-piracy legislation being considered by Congress.

To celebrate I thought I would share with you a funny picture I found on the internet.

So don't be surprised when you are not able to access your favorite website!

Chapelles Show- The Mad Real World Katie

2012-01-14T10:03:00.000-06:00

Chappelles Show

The Mad Real World - Katie

www.comedycentral.com

Buy Chappelle's Show DVDs

Black Comedy

True Hollywood Story

Featuring Amy Garber (White girl)

Lysol and Tyree step in on Chad's girlfriend, Katie.

This clip aired 2/26/2003

The Mad Real World

What happens when Tyree's buddy gets fresh out of jail?

He finds a white girl to bang.

Bad Joke Eel

2012-01-12T16:24:00.000-06:00

A new meme that was started on reddit.com

Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
...Amirite?

FedEx Delivered My TV Yesterday

2011-12-26T00:54:00.000-06:00

Yea FedEx is an excellent delivery service. You would wonder how they could screw up a TV so bad, must have been this guy shipping it.

The Funniest Youtube Comment Ever

2011-12-24T13:55:00.000-06:00

Yea and I I just drop my magnum condoms so people think I have a huge dong.

Try to beat that BrokenSeattle.

Funny Call of Duty Modern Warfare Prank Guide

2011-11-12T20:51:00.001-06:00

An easy do it yourself guide to Rick Roll your friend. For the PC do this to make it autorun

Next time make a file called Autorun.inf and put this in that file

[autorun]
open=videoLocation.wmv
icon=MW3.ico

Add the mw3.ico file for added fun.

For the xbox do this.

Use DvDflick to make it a DVD, which would actual work on an xbox AND autoplay...

This is what the prankee had to say:
Hello, IAmA the friend. This was a birthday present for my brother. He is not a humorous man. He had also never seen this done before, however first hand experience did little to improve the overall effect. I have never bailed so quickly on a prank in my life. To celebrate his birthday he gifted me with life. Overall I enjoyed this prank, because I am still alive.

Modern Warfare 3 In a Nutshell

2011-11-08T17:03:00.001-06:00

One of the truest statements about Modern Warfare and Call of Duty.

"Today millions of grown men will pay 60$ to be repeatedly called fag by a 12 year old.

-Well said Cobra Commander, can't wait to get the game.

Santa Bot Says the Craziest Things

2011-11-06T15:19:00.000-06:00

Robot Santa Claus from Santabot.com or Futurama!?

"You DARE bribe Santa?! I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

―Robot Santa Claus

If you have ever watched Futurama then you are probably familiar with the Robot Santa Claus if not here is some funny facts about him from the wikipedia page. The Robot Santa Claus is a four tonne robot designed by The Friendly Robot Company, possibly a precursor to Mom's Friendly Robot Company, in 2801 to judge whether people were naughty or nicе and sort out presents accordingly. Due to a programming error, his standards were set way too high, and Santa Bot invariably judges everyone naughty with the exception ofZoidberg at least once. Every year on Xmas Eve, Santa comes to Earth on his robot-reindeer sleigh to punish the naughty, with extreme prejudice. It's said if someone is on the naughty list, and Robot Santa finds him or her, he will chop his or her head off and stuff his or her neck holes with toys from his sack of horrors. Usually though, he kills them using a variety of X-mas-themed murder devices and heavy ordnance.

Robot Santa Claus has proven quite resilient, having survived burning spaceship exhaust, explosions, and even survived listening to logical paradoxes, something, which destroys other robots, thanks to "paradox-absorbing crumple zones" built into his head.When not on his Xmas mass murder spree, he spends most of the year in his Death fortress at the North Pole of the planet Neptune, where he watches the people of Earth doing naughty things on a series of giant monitors, Big Brother style. A shantytown village named Jolly Junction lies at the base of his fortress, inhabited by unpaid, undersized, and underfed elf-dressed Neptunians.

Robot Santa Claus, though hostile to nearly everyone, apparently has a friendly acquaintances with Kwanzabo tand the Chanuka Zombie.

Yea now you've read the synopsis on the Futurama bot now listen to the santabot.com one.

No Gold For You Buddy!

2011-11-05T01:08:00.002-05:00

No gold for you.

That's how they get you. They lure you in with promises of gold and then BOOM. Fucking lightning. Fucking leprechauns.